Funstories wanted this song from the Cinderella musical, so enjoy your request! I thought that Amber could be singing this during the early days of Sofia being a princess, and at Royal Prep, before she introduces her to the magic swing, she vents her frustrations to Hildegard and Cleo.
Amber: Why should a fellow want a girl like her, a frail and fluffy beauty
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer a solid girl like me
Hildegard: She's a frothy little bubble with a flimsy kind of charm
And with very little trouble I could break her little arm.
Cleo: Oh, oh, why would a fellow want a girl like her, so obviously unusual
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer a usual girl like me
Amber: Her face is exquisite I suppose, but no more exquisite than a rose is
Cleo: Her skin may be delicate and soft, but not any softer than a doe's is
Hildegard: Her neck is no longer than a swan's
Amber: She's only as dainty as a daisy
Cleo: She's only as graceful as a bird!
All: So why is the fellow going crazy?
Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her, a girl who's merely lovely
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer a girl who's merely me
Amber: She's a frothy little bubble with a frilly sort of air
And with very little trouble I could pull out all her hair!
All: Oh, why would a fellow want a girl like her, a girl who's merely lovely
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer a girl who's merely me
What's the matter with the man
What's the matter with the man
What's the matter with the man?!