High School of Draven Chapter 34: Part 3: Musical Mystery, a league of legends fanfic

Hello viewers! Welcome to Part 3! Who's hyped for all the fluff and less laziness by yours truly? Eh. So I had some thoughts, and it came to my mind that it is possible that some of my viewers could be grills, females. I feel that it's possible there could be people who are women and enjoy this story, even if this is like brosquadstoryshit. So if anyone is a woman watching this… Hai. Also I did a sketch for like, the first time in a long time. So I worked on the story for once rather than writing a chapter for two hours and calling it a day. So you'll probably notice what it is, and for anyone who has listened to the song Lump Your Head by Hollywood Undead, then you will probably get the biggest laugh out of this chapter. Ya'll ready for this...

Chapter 34: Part 3: Musical Mystery

Isn't a wonderful day today, new chapter, new part, Draven got demoted…

"What do you mean?! I stomped on Azir's face!" Draven yells at Kolminye. Kolminye takes out a napkin and throws it at Draven, "You should use your manors when you feed. You were under a zero kill death ratio every game, even the last game you were under a one. Now, look on the brighter side, I didn't put you in bronze five". Draven walks out the door with his derank papers, he punches the wall outside but only hurts his hand. "Yo, how was your talk with Principal K?" Rengar ask. "She demoted me to bronze one, so pissed man" Draven says. Rengar shrugs his shoulders, "Don't worry man, were in class together again, and i'm sure we can get to silver easily since were both in bronze one" Draven nods his head. Rengar ask, "So, any information on the illuminati yet?". "I think I have a lead…"

They walk out the school in silence over hearing Ahri and Akali's conversation, "So what happened to Bruam and Vel'Koz?" Ahri ask. Akali responds, "Rumor has it, that they were kicked out for something" Akali says. Ahri adds "Maybe, or their just ditching". Rengar thought something was wrong… but that would need to be dealt with later.

After school, the boys had went to Rengar's house to prepare for the infiltration of the Illuminati head quarters. "So you positive this is the right place?" Rengar ask. "HIV positive" "Funny 'cause it's true" "What'chu say 'bout me!" "That I fucked your mom last night". Draven shakes his head after getting burned so hard, "Back on subject, were going to this fancy castle that apparently is the Illuminati's HQ". Rengar adds, "Were going from the roof tops right?". "How the fuck did you know?!" Draven ask shocked. "It's written right there" he points on the map. "Anyways, well get in, get info, and get out. You ready bro?". Rengar stands from the kitchen table, "Let's get her done".

Quick transitions, I don't think I can keep up. Rengar and Draven head to the Illuminati castle on foot and are about to infiltrate. "So we doing this like snake, or all sneaky beaky?" Rengar ask as they walk to the vines to climb to the top of the castle. "Eh" is Draven's response. Draven puts a foot in and steps up, and falls on his back immediately. "Stop laughing, I bet you cant do that, Rango Unchained". Rengar, dying laughing on the grass next to the vines, gets up and starts climbing at an exceedingly fast rate. "Wait up bro!" Draven calls as his friend is Nathan Drake-ing the vines, while Draven took his time. Draven gets to the top as he sees Rengar opens the old wooden hatch, "I'll go first" Rengar descends into the dark room. Draven follows and jumps in.

Keyori's perspective:

Keyori cracks off the top of his can, sipping on his monster energy. With a loud, orgasmic like noise, he screams "Ahh! Ahhhhh! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!". He huffs for air, "Monster, its taste, so heavenly! From every carbonated sugar, this drink, is so godsend!". GODDAMNKUKURUUU, walks in as a squire like outfit on, also looking like Xin Xhao, kneels before Keyori with a scroll in hand. "Oh, it is the GODDAMNKUKURUUU! What brings you here noble squire?" Keyori squanders to ask. The GODDAMNKUKURUUU walks up to Keyori, handing him the scroll. Keyori takes the scroll, and reads it. He gasp, "Playboy wants to interview me again! Oh my, it's such a shame that I must decline. I simply cant, I have a polo game tomorrow, and my horse, Esteban, hasn't ridden in weeks". Keyori hands back the scroll to the GODDAMNKUKURUUU, "Send the bunnies my regards". The GODDAMNKUKURUUU takes the scroll and leaves at once. The GODDAMNKUKURUUU closes the door and Keyori lays back in his seat, "It's such a relaxing day today" he remarks. The ceiling falls apart, Draven and Rengar come crashing to the ground. "Draven, Rengar. Five minutes early it seems…" there is silence. "What are you talking about?" the boys say simultaneously. Keyori puts out a hand, he stands and claps twice, "Key boys, we mustn't hesitate! Time is of the essence! Prepare the musical at once!". Randomly to people sit Rengar and Draven in surprisingly comfortable chairs. Keyori walks down the stairs with delicate care as the music starts and the cast comes in. With the new and improved version of the Hollywood Undead rip off from Mordekaiser's gang, the cast: Keyori being most of the parts, Ryan, Jaynee, Uberdanger, Dunderball, and Hai as the six man crew, all in fancy, royal england clothes.

Keyori gonna beat ya

IlluminatKey Undead

[Ryan:]
Boy you don't fuck with the illuminati

[Chorus: Keyori/Uberdanger]
You don't know what it's like
To mess with the key boy
(To mess with the key boy)
You want to see me
Like goku
Goin' supa saiyan
Oh no you don't know what it's like
To mess with the key boy
(To mess with the key boy)
You got me pissed
So try to flash
Cause you don't want none

[Keyori:]
Let me take you back
To season four
And teach you why
When I tossed noobs out the door
Cause we rushed dfg
England gangstas to be exact
We're gettin so good
And we never turned back
6 dfg's, point blank
Aimin at your face
I'm a semi pro
Then I'm gone without a trace
And I'll steal a blue
Or I'll dubstep ignite
Disco your death
Cause you know I got stacks
You need to let me free farm
Or get stomped on your tracks
And we're still on that mountain dew
The most spooky crew

[Keyori:]
I'm the real Keyori
I'm eating all yo ravioli
Bang! Bang!
Knife gun
Yous a punk ass bitch
Knocked up
Three q's
Like Yasuo
Banged up, keep the gold given
Now your back to Riven
Boom. bap. pow.
King of rap no doubt
Like the tribunal
I'm a have you chat banned
You'll be picking up
Your skins straight off the ground
I'm a switch guy
Shake into Varus you know how
Word goes around
EU west goes down
I see you roll the randomizer
Looks like your not playing strife
It's the end of your life

Cause you don't want none

[Keyori:]

It's no matter
Just a matter of time
It don't matter to 3
It ain't no triangle of mine
If you keep ya mouth shut
Then you'll be just fine
If you keep running into shrooms
We'll look away from the boom
I see Kay Ee to the whY Oo aRe 3
We be the Illuminati
It's just eyeing to see you
Your the Uberdanger of my Dunderballs
But you path too far
Now your pussy is in my energy
Of the fridge
I'm the De eF Ge to the aRe whY Ze 3
You lucky ya ain't dead

If you know they sent me!

[Chorus: Keyori/Uberdanger]

You don't know what it's like
To mess with the key boy
(To mess with the key boy)
You want to see me
Like goku
Goin' supa saiyan
Oh no you don't know what it's like
To mess with the key boy
(To mess with the key boy)
You got me pissed
So try to flash

Cause you don't want none

Kay Ee to the whY Oo aRe 3

[Jaynee:]
We be fucking yo bitch
On the daily

[Keyori:]
Kay Ee to the whY Oo aRe 3

[Jaynee:]
You know that were the Iluminati
That's why you're tryin to juke me
We can go around the river
With the spook comp
And make you shiver
I'm a do what it takes
So you better not fuck with the santa squad
But never speak out of place
Or I'm a walk up to you
And smack the lips off ya face
You better not run
Cause Keyori's woman jokes are faster
I'd never really hit a bitch (Dunderball: Except for Keyori!)
So I'm gonna smack ya
This won't even be a fight
Cause I'm recking yo shit
And you suck dick
So keep it in your mouth (Hai: Fag!)

[Keyori:]
Kay Ee to the whY Oo aRe 3

[Jaynee:]
Better be known
That I be Jaynee

[Keyori:]
Kay Ee to the whY Oo aRe 3
Yo Rick
Still servin' you baby

They all bow and leave, except Keyori, after their performance. Keyori sits back in his throne, "Ask your questions, then i'll tell you the rest you miss" Keyori says looking at his nails if they might need another manicure. "So why are you Varus?" Rengar ask first. "I cosplay Varus" he responds. "How about why there was a musical number?" Draven ask. Keyori puts out his hands and crosses a leg, "You're our guest". The boys look at each other and look back to Keyori, "Tell us what you want to say" they both ask at the same time. Keyori starts to smirk and giggles, in an evil manor, "Our goal as the Illuminati right now… Is to take over the high school and make it our own Illuminati school!" Keyori shouts echoing throughout the castle. The boys look at each other as Keyori laughs like a maniac, he snaps his fingers. Braum and Vel'Koz come from a room. Draven stands and points a finger at the two, "What are you doing here, Bruam, Vel'Koz!". Keyori smirks wider, "They're your replacements, they've been recruited" Draven in shock falls to his knees not understanding what is going on. "Stay out of our way, and by that, die" Keyori shoots both Rengar and Draven with his knife gun in the head. Both bodies fall to the ground, "Leave you two, I must contemplate on my own about my plans" the two leave the room. "Their not dead… they'll probably leave… they don't even know the half of my plans" Keyori says aloud.

Draven and Rengar run back as fast as possible, for the sake of their lives. They run into Rengars room. "The clone idea was good, but Keyori just tried to slay us mercilessly!" Draven says. Rengar runs a hand through his hair, "I'm pretty sure this wont be solved over night". Draven nods his head, "Rengar, why do you think our school is being targeted by the Illuminati?". Rengar looks up to Draven, "The start of a campaign… to take over the world… We need to stick to the shadows and figure this out. We need leads, gossip, information on everyone. They will most likely try to take us down from the inside. Go home, we both need rest from today". Draven nods his head, "Cya man" he exits the house and walks home.

"Shits getting real" -Rengar

The mystery feel of part 3. This is how it will feel, mysterious with Keyori being crazy to be the humor, and the small high school humor things going on as usual. Enjoy it. Hate it. Review please, I would like at least a review per chapter, so right now I would be behind. Also, I haven't been reading fics recently, so someone please tell me in either the review section or in a pm of fics that are good, and of course they gotta be league related. See ya next week.