Me: HI PEOPLES!
Bardock: What's up everyone.
Kouga: I'm here, that's good enough.
Me: -.- You're a poor sport. SO ANYWAYS! Look! Another chapter FINALLY! I haven't quite gotten the story finished yet but I decided to start posting again. I'm aaaalllmmoost done and then soon all the chapters shall be posted and SCMS will be done. But that's still quite far yet.
Yamcha: HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME! YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!
Me: No I didn't...
Bardock: Yes you did.
Me: No! I didn'! .
Kouga: Liar.
Me: FINE! I DID! BUT HE'S HERE AIN'T HE!
Yamcha: That's all I wanted to hear baby.
Me: *faints*
Bardock: God damn it Yamcha!
Kouga: Renae724 doesn't own Inuyasha, Dragonball/Z/GT or anything related.
Bardock: Whatever happened to Hiei?
Yamcha: He got bored with waiting about a month ago and left.
Bardock: Oh...ONWARD WITH THE STORY!
"Hello there." Goku said as they approached Videl and Gohan. "So, you're the girl I keep hearing about. Introduce her, will ya?"
"Yeah. She's…she's my friend, Videl." Gohan smiled. This caused Krillin and Taylor to laughed slyly.
"Come on Gohan! Don't you mean to say GIRLfriend?" Krillin teased.
"You're embarrassing me." Gohan said and put his hand up.
"Don't be so modest Gohan!" Taylor laughed.
"Well, we don't wanna be late to see Trunks and Goten fight. It was nice meeting you Videl." Goku said, and they walked off.
"Good luck Gohan!" Krillin called.
"Bye…" he mumbled.
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Samantha and her father were sitting beside Bulma, ChiChi, Master Roshi and Marron waiting for the tournament to begin.
"Do you think your mommy is gonna win?" Samantha asked Marron.
"I don't know. But my mommy is strong!" Marron smiled.
"My momma is too."
"My daddy is fighting too."
"My momma says my daddy is a slacker. That he's weak."
"Uh, Samantha...not in front of everyone okay?" Yamcha laughed nervously and looked around, a light blush on his cheeks.
"My mommy says that about my daddy too!" Marron laughed, making the friends around her laugh as well.
"Don't feel bad Yamcha! Krillin is slacking too!" Master Roshi assured.
"Does your daddy eat all the food too?" Bulma leaned over and asked Samantha.
"Sometimes…but my momma usually does." Samantha nodded.
"And WHY did you ask?" Yamcha said with squinted eyes.
"Just a question." Bulma shrugged and sat up.
"Hey guy! The tournament is about to start!" ChiChi said and pointed to a blonde man with a microphone walking onto the arena.
He introduced Mr. Satan, who ran to the arena. Right before he got to it, he jumped in the air and over the announcers head. His feet hit the stage, and he fell onto his back. He screamed out in pain and rolled around, holding his head.
"He fell daddy!" Samantha laughed and pointed. Soon the cheering crowd stopped cheering and looked on his confusion.
"I'M JOKING!" Mr. Satan cried and stood up proud with a huge, red lump on the back of his head, which throbbed very much. The crowd started cheering again.
"Now, before we get the Junior Competition rolling, we've got a surprise treat for all you loyal fans, and I KNOW you're gonna love it!" Said the announcer. Music started playing, and everyone turned to see a huge yellow and red blimp float over the stage. "Seven years ago, the world was left in suspense when the live broadcast of The Cell Games was violently interrupted! But we've now completed a Historic reenactment of that day for you all to see!"
At the very top of the concrete bleachers which the audience sat on, Goku, Vegeta, Taylor, Piccolo and 18 stood at the railing, watching his confused eyes.
"Well, this isn't gonna be pretty." Krillin sighed.
"Can't wait to watch this…" Taylor grinned and sat on the railing, her chin in her palm. The blank screen on the blimp started up.
On the screen, a man dressed in a Cell costume stood on a fake arena in the middle of a windy desert.
"Oh, you're kidding!" Krillin laughed when the fake Cell turned and laughed robotically. Next, it showed a man in a costume that very much resembled a Super Saiyan Goku.
"We will stop you Cell monster!" Fake Goku said. The screen panned across the actors, showing men in costumes that were meant to be Vegeta, Trunks, Piccolo and Gohan.
"That's…me. "Goku said with a weak, unenthusiastic voice. Vegeta and Piccolo growled at the sight of their characters on the screen.
"Holy hell…" Taylor breathed when her fake-counterpart came on the screen.
"Ha ha!" Fake Cell laughed. "It is I, Cell, instead who will beat you!"
"Let's fight now!" Fake Goku said. The actors jumped into the air, and it showed them being lifted into the air with very visible ropes.
"It's…sickening!" Piccolo growled.
"Oh, lighten up! I think it's kind of…funny!" Goku said with a smirk. The actors continued to fight on the screen. Then it cut to a scene with all the Z=Fighters down.
"You gang of strangers were not hard, but EASY!" Fake Cell said.
"Rats, we have lost." Fake Goku cried.
"Now that I have beaten you, I will blow up the world!"
"WAIT! You have not beaten me." A disembodied voice said. Suddenly, a man in a very ridiculous costume of Mr. Satan appeared. As it went on, Cell was apparently, no match for Cell.
"Mr. Satan is great." Fake Goku said.
"I wish I were him." Fake Vegeta nodded. It ended with Cell being horribly defeated.
18, Krillin, Piccolo, Goku, Vegeta and Taylor all had big eyes, and very confused expression.
"Well, it was ridiculous and untrue…But it kept me entertained!" Goku laughed and scratched the back of his head.
"So that's how it happened…Too bad I was dead." Taylor shook her head and laughed.
"That was absurd!" Vegeta cried.
"I always knew you wanted to be Mr. Satan…" Taylor grinned and looked at Vegeta.
"NEVER!" Vegeta yelled.
"Was that how it happened daddy?" Samantha asked, seated down in the row of cheering fans.
"Not at all Sam." Yamcha shook his head and blushed in embarrassment.
"I saw you Yamcha! You were knocked out against some rocks!" Oolong laughed.
"…stupid Cell juniors…" Yamcha muttered and shivered at the memory.
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Soon after the movie stopped, the blonde host announced the beginning of the Junior Competition.
"Well, let's grease those junior gears and start the competition!" The blonde host announced.
"It's amazing how it's changed." Krillin said, looking down and watching the audience.
"It seems the rings a bit bigger this year." Goku commented.
"Good. It makes for better fighting." Piccolo said.
"Look, Trunks and Goten!" Taylor said, pointing down to all of the kids walking onto the arena.
"Unlike the adult competition, there is no qualifying round. All thirty five of these young fighters, are going to test their might in the ring." The blonde host said. Then he explained the rules.
Down in the audience Bulma was cheering for Trunks. "Go all the way Trunks!"
"Go sweetie!" ChiChi cheered as well.
"Kick their butt Trunks and Goten!" Samantha shouted and waved. She was about to shout something else when a fat lady with big, orange hair and a pink dress on sat down next to Oolong, or on TOP of Oolong to get a better view of her son. Her sitting down, caused Oolong to slip his drink all over his face. Samantha, who was only two people away, couldn't help but laugh at his expense.
Yamcha patted her head full of long black hair which was pulled back in a ponytail and laughed along with her.
"So let's get crackin'. The first match is a thirteen year old Pat, versus a fourteen year old Fro!" The blond host said, beginning the Junior Competition.
"Boy, this is about as fun as watching wall paper dry…" Krillin sighed as they watched little kids fight.
"No, no…That's more entertaining. Flies could land and get stuck and you can watch them die…It's funny." Taylor argued but sighed as well. "Or you could push someone into the wall…"
"That wasn't funny." Vegeta growled behind her.
"It was to me!" Taylor laughed. Then her attention was taken when she watched two kids start fighting. One of the kids hid behind the blond host, scared of his BIG competition. Then he and the blond host were pushed off the stage by the other competitor. Then Mr. Satan comforted the crying kid who lost.
Taylor couldn't help but laugh, and she also heard Samantha's laughter blended with the audiences.
"What was that?" 18 asked of Mr. Satan.
"That's good marketing!" Krillin said and smacked his forehead. "Guy really knows how to milk a crowd!"
After another boring match, Trunks and his opponent were up.
"Yeah! He's finally up." Goku smiled.
"Do your best!" Krillin called, then had a second thought. "Oh wait, Trunks best might actually hurt someone…Do okay!"
"Kick their ass Trunks!" Taylor called, standing on the railing and cheering. Then she covered her mouth and looked around to see if anyone else heard her use of language. Then shrugged.
Trunks and his opponent, Edisa, a blond boy, walked onto the stage.
His mothers cheering in the audience sparked Bulma's annoyance. "You go Trunks! Make that boy regret he ever met you!"
"Hun, you're dreaming." Edisa's mother said.
"Neeeh!" Bulma stuck out her tongue.
"Fight!" And it began. Edisa got into a fighting stance, while Trunks stayed still, practically lounging where he stood.
As Taylor watched, she couldn't help but feel very little pity for the boy, who had no idea how strong Trunks was.
Taylor listened and could barely hear what Edisa's taunts to Trunks were. Suddenly, Trunks kicked Edisa's feet out from under him, then kicked him into the air.
By the time he landed, face first, Trunks was already walking off the arena.
"This boy is out cold! Edisa loses! Trunks advances to the next round!" The blond host stated.
"Oh man, looks like it's not gonna be any fun until Trunks and Goten fight…" Taylor sighed. A few more fights between children ensued. This, causing the group atop of the stadium to become very bored.
Me: So the Martial Arts Tournament begins!
Yamcha: Stupid Cell juniors...
Bardock: *laughing histerically* You got pounded to pulp! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kouga: Did you see the way Trunks beat that one kid? Hahahahahahahahhahaha!
Yamcha: You had time to laugh when it was actually happening! Why are you laughing now?
Bardock: 'Cause it's funnier! *laughs*
Me: Oh ha ha very funny. Pick on the weak one why don't ya. Listen, I KNOW Yamcha's a slacker. A weakling, useless...
Yamcha: OKAY! Thanks for making me fel better!
Me: A little pathetic, did I say weak? Oh and a moron at times...
Yamcha: BOY do I feel loved! -_-
Me: But I love him. He was Goku's first rival, and in Dragonball one of the strongest characters. Sure, he might be weaker than Krillin-
Yamcha: AM NOT!
Me: -and completely useless in all of Dragonball Z and GT, but I love him just the way he is.
Yamcha: -_- Thanks but I still don't feel better.
Kouga: Oh that was good.
Bardock: Weak moron.
Me: And don't feel bad Bardock that he got the girl and you didn't.
Bardock: o_o'...damn it...