Ok guys! I don't know how many are reading this now, I only got one review. But here's the short filler/Christmas make up special thing.
Tamaki was the star on the tree, quite literally. The host club got a giant plastic tree, all the hosts dressed of ornaments of some type, sitting on some of the branches, Tamaki on the top, posing at the star.
It was ridiculous.
Hikaru and Kaoru were the round bulbs, which the hated. It made them look fat. Honey and Haruhi were the 'lights,' their costumes lit up. Mori was a candycane, and Kyoya was...well, he wasn't going to partake in such a stupid idea, originally. After much debate, he let in and was the skinny non-bearded Santa ornament on the tree.
Italy wanted to be Rudolph, so naturally Germany and Japan also became reindeers, Dasher and Prancer to be more specific.
Germany loathed it. Dressing in a brown reindeer costume with hooves as hands and a little tail with little bells attached to his harnesses wasn't as fun as it sounded like.
Japan was impassive one was or another, and Italy was overjoyed. He ran around the room yelling 'Neigh!' They tried to explain to him that wasn't the sound reindeers made but...he concluded it was because they looked the same except for the tail, main, bone structure, and one had horns-or whatever it was reindeers had that Italy did not know the name of.
"Fucking animal racist," a mad Romano would mutter under his breath, he himself dressed like the snow put on the tree. So he was overall dressed in millions of cotton balls glued to his body. Spain matched. He chuckled at his little Romano, "Don't be so pouty! He just got into the Christmas spirit!"
Romano scoffed, "I hate Christmas. There's too many annoying people wanting your money. It's an excuse to get shit."
Spain smiled, leaning down and scooping Romano into his arms, "And I want you~ can I use Christmas as that excuse?"
There was blushing, a yell, the resounding sound of a fist against a cheek, and feet scurrying away. Spain stood there, his cheek bruising, swelling up to look like a balloon on his face, "Aw. My little Romano got so red~"
By now, most people were used to that exchange. And girls came to specifically see it. There's nothing more adorable than a helpless romantic in an abusive relationship...
"People here are sick bastards."
Romano's words often rang true, even if people refuse to believe it.
But that's not the point, the point is Christmas time has neared! And everyone was preparing...except the people who aren't Christian. They were preparing for their own holidays or none at all. Either way, everyone was taking advantages of the deals.
Kyoya wrote a bit into his black book which, must to Kyoya's distaste, now had a giant Christmas tree on the front of it, "The club opens in ten minutes."
Tamaki gave a little 'Whoop' of joy. Oh, how he loved being the star!the center of everyone's attention. The beauty~ the lovely~ the king~ with his little Kyoya on the side, fanning him with his love!
Hikaru sighed, "Boss is off in dream world again," Kaoru chuckled, "Probably about Haruhi."
How they couldn't have been more wrong.
Japan watched everyone in interest, his mind going to his hobby. This could be a great manga. Maybe a Christmas special for his fans. There's so much drama here...he got out s pen. He'd name it 'The King of School.'
How perfect.
"Five minutes."
Everyone got in position, Tamaki striking a stunning pose atop the tree, everyone else scattered below.
The doors swung open, the girls rushing in and marveling. How the hell did they get a tree that big in here? No one cares because beautiful men were on it and they wanted them! They ran to the tree, clapping when Haruhi and Honey lit up.
Haruhi sighed, "How is this appealing at all? The twins are giant balls for Pete's sake."
The twins smirked, "Well, we do have giant balls."
There was another smack, "Be appropriate!"
The guests claimed to their hosts. They talked, chatted, gifts were exchanged and men were slapped (primarily the twins continuing on with the 'balls' joke). Overall, it was a splendid Christmas host club special. Everyone, even Germany, was happy by the end. Waving as the girls left.
Tamaki climbed (fell) down the tree, scrambling to his feet at the bottom, "That was wonderful!" He declared, his voice rising to his speech tone, "We should do another Christmas club tomorrow!"
"No," came kyoya's swift reply, "We don't have enough money to fund it."
"Besides," Haruhi continued, "I hate these outfits."
Tamaki's heart shattered. If only there was a Christmas miracle!
"HO HO HO. MERRY CHRISTMAS!" All the hosts turned. The door slammed open, america stood in the middle with a similar Santa costume of Kyoya, "Sup dudes! I got a present!"
He threw his big burlap Christmas bag on The ground in front of him. A small 'ow' heard from inside.
Germany sighed, "America. Did you kidnap someone?"
America snickered, "England did!"
England, panting, now entered the room, glaring daggers at America, "How could you walk to fast?!" He seriously needs to start working out more.
Germany raised an eyebrow, "You kidnapped someone?"
England groaned, "Not kidnap. Bloody twat. Captured. Just-just open the bag."
Germany cautiously stepped forward. Untying the bag as watched in shocked horror as the bag fell, revealing who was inside.
The pink England waved, "Hello! It's nice to see you all again! Quite a lovely day, no?"
Haruhi tensed. Staring at the 2p. Oh no...
She stepped back in slight fear, he turned and faced her, his features brightening, "Oh, how lovely it is to see you again, me dear. No injuries, hopefully."
Haruhi backed away more, the twins stepping infront of her protectively, "Don't talk to her." Their voices were in unison, dangerous.
The 2p sighed, "Oh dear boys, it's Christmas! How about a little love?"
England facepalmed, this man-how can they even look the same?!
Germany stepped forward, "You are to tell us the plans of your friends."
2p England giggled, "I know we are supposed to be serious now, but you look absolutely /adorable/ in that outfit. I just want to squeeze you're little cheeks!"
Germany flushed, sighed, and stepped back, "I'll go change."
"Oh now! Don't! You're in the Christmas spirit! You know what, how about get me a costume too! We can be twinning!"
Everyone stared. It was hard to say, but the think they like the normal grouch of an England better...
America laughed, "Ok Dasher! I'll go tie him to a chair while you change!" He picked up the 2p, throwing him over his shoulder before setting him in a chair, pulling out rope, "Just stay still."
2p England nodded with a grin, "Don't worry, I will! I'm used to kinky!"
A pause.
A cough, and they continued in silence.
Ok! Please review! I'll continue this later today~ I'm just trying to get a few chapters out there to make up for those I missed.
Anyway, seriously, please review. I probably would have completely stopped writing at one point if it weren't for y'all and your kind reviews that kept me writing! I kept thinking, "They want it. So I must give it to them," then I finally am! So please, please, keep reviewing!
ROMANO: what the hell? Don't guilt trip them!
ME: I'm sorry! Just, you know, I wanted to be honest!
ROMANO: that's not honesty! That's guilt tripping!
ME:...shut up.