50 Things To Do When You're Bored

Chapter 35: MASH

A.N- I want to give a shout out to Number-1- Twilighters! These two girls recommended me in their Twilight Times, which I recommend you all to check out! They write updates on Twilight and what not, and it's really cool!

"Cause I was there when you said forever and always."

-Forever & Always by Taylor Swift

Rosalie

"Have you ever played MASH before?!" I gasped, throwing a notepad down on Alice's bed. Bella smiled at me sheepishly. "Oh my god! Then you have to play! Alice, do you believe that she has never played this game before?"

"No!" Bella interrupted before Alice could start rambling. "I've heard about it from Jessica and Angela, but I've never actually done it. They were playing one time while I was over, but I didn't want to do it. It's all for play isn't it?"

Alice gasped and shook her head. "Bella, it's for fun! Not any of it is real- I would see if it was, but honestly, it isn't. It's just fake play to get a laugh. Since you've never done it before, we're going to let you go first."

I grabbed the notepad that I threw down and started writing the different things. "This is how you play," I started to explain. "I am going to write down different categories like 'House' and 'Car' and then write a few types of them under it. Like under the category 'Car' I would write Mercedes, Porsche or Toyota.

"There are five different categories. Boy is what boy you will marry when you're older, car is what kind of car you will have, occupation is what job you will have, salary is how much you will get paid everyday, and kids is how many kids you will have. MASH stands for mansion, apartment, shack and house."

My long explanation of the game gave me enough time to write down all of the categories. Now all Alice and I needed to do was to pick what went in those categories. "Okay first, boys. Should we put Edward down?"

Bella smiled. "You have to put him in."

"I don't know though," Alice remarked, cocking her head to the side. "If you put Edward in, you might not even get him. How about we don't put his name in. For mine don't put Jazz's name, and in Rose's we won't put Emmett."

I nodded my head. "I'm fine with it. But what guys now then? We could put Mike."

Bella wrinkled her nose up in disgust. I let out a laugh while Alice giggled. "Write Jacob's name down too," Alice added. "We just need one more."

Alice and I exchanged a glance and I could read who she wanted the last boy to be. We both said "Emmett" at the same time, and the three of us laughed.

"You have got to be kidding me!" Bella stated, her cheeks turning red. "Emmett?! That is crazy. Maybe I'm wishing that I will end up with Mike...And that is even a scary thought." She shook her head to try and rid herself of the thought, which made us laugh again.

"Oh you know you want me!" Emmett yelled from the living room. I rolled my eyes and laughed.

"See, Emmett doesn't mind," Alice exclaimed. I smirked. "Neither does Rose."

"You can take him," I added.

Bella shook her head, laughing. "Nah, you can keep him! What are we on now, car?"

I looked down and found what we had to fill out next. "Yep," I replied. "What kind of cars? I say Toyota, BMW, and Lamborghini."

"Those cars a good," Alice agreed. "For occupations you should write author."

"And teacher."

"Don't forget ice cream truck driver," I ended, writing down the jobs they told me and my own. I looked up to find Alice and Bella staring at me, shocked. "What Bella, you don't like ice cream?"

"It's not that I don't like ice cream, it's just that...Why?" She asked, a bit confused. "There are so many other jobs and you randomly choose that one."

"Well, you have to think of all of the jobs," I answered, smiling back. "And I just happened to think of that one. Oh well, at least you get to eat free ice cream the whole time." I glanced down and salary was next and turned to Alice. "How much for her salary?"

"One thousand, a hundred and fifty and a dollar." She smiled and then giggled. "Just imagine getting a dollar day, that would suck a lot. Especially since you would have kids to take care of."

"Unless I get zero kids," Bella observed, seeing that there were still no numbers written under the kids category. "Anyway, I could always have my children take stuff from you two. You wouldn't mind."

"No not all," I replied sarcastically. "Last is kids. I say writing four as one of them."

"Zero."

"Two."

I wrote the numbers down, they were reasonable. "Okay now that we have everything written down, I'm going to keep spiraling. Tell me when to stop, Bells." I started to spiral on the paper. After I spiraled my fourth time around, Bella told me to stop. "I am going to start on guys and count to four. Whoever I land on, I am going to cross of and start counting again. Whoever is left is who you will end up with."

"Well that sounds simple enough."

"Yeah, but I'm going to save the boys for last," I said, counting on the MASH category. "Well, it looks like you aren't going to live in a house when you're older." I crossed off H and started counting again. "Or a mansion."

"Of course I'm not. Lemme guess, I get stuck with the shack right?"

"No," I replied, crossing off the S. "You actually get to live in an apartment. Lucky you."

"Oh yes, lucky me."

I moved on to the next category, counting and not bothering to say what I had crossed off. "You are going to be driving a BMW. Oh you'll love this one, you will also be driving an ice cream truck since that is what you will be doing with your life." I laughed along with Alice at the job she ended up getting.

I don't know when, but Bella ended up adding to the chorus of laughter. "So I live in an apartment, own a BMW, but I am stuck selling ice cream in a vehicle?"

"Yeah, for now, pretty much," Alice observed.

I crossed off the next things in the salary category. "Oh it's not that bad, you get paid a hundred and fifty bucks a day selling the frozen milk. Now all we have left is how many kids you will have and who is the lucky boy."

"Oh just get on with it."

"Yeah yeah." I moved on to the second to last part. "You aren't going to be having any kids. Who will be the lucky boy?"
"Newton," Alice chirped in.

"Emmett," I stated.

"Ugh," Bella groaned.

I did the last category, secretly wishing that it ends up being Emmett. He would never let it go when if he ended up being the one she 'married.' "Lucky you, Newton will not be your husband."

"Whew."

"Crap," I stated, crossing off Emmett's name on the paper. "Looks like you will end up marrying the werewolf." Alice was dissapointed, and so was I. But hey, what could you do.

"Awe," Emmett boomed from the first floor. "I was really looking forward to bringing Bells to Vegas too."

A.N: Gotta love Emmett ;)

But anyways, Twilight is now out in Europe. All of you guys that have now seen the movie, please go and vote!

Thanks to bellacullen08 I was reminded that I forgot to recommend books and songs to you people. Well, honestly I haven't read any good books. I mean, I have already recommended all of the books that I own and I don't remember any of them that I have borrowed. But I have some to recommend today.

Books I recommend-

I Tell You I'd Love You But Then I'd Have To Kill You by Ally Carter

The Supernaturalist by Eoin Colfer

There are only fifteen more chapters left, and I'm thinking that I could probably finish this story by mid-January. That is like, really soon. But not to worry! I have a sequel-sort of. I'm thinking to title the possible sequel 'Things To Ponder.' It's based off of all of the Things To Ponder questions that everyone has on their profiles. I could start it earlier, but that's all up to you guys.

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