"Last time on Total Drama 60 Club!" Heather said. "It was a race through Paris, on the Metro! The contestants had to complete 3 challenges: build a statue at the Louvre, climb up the Arc de Triomphe and solve morse code, and answer 5 questions about France or complete a penalty task at the Cathedral of Notre Dame. Completing each challenge would gain a bag of puzzle pieces. The players would need to return to the Eiffel Tower to solve a puzzle. It was double elimination, sudden death, and dictator of the vote, much like the final 4 challenge in All Stars. Bad memories were brought up for Sierra and Cody, but it was Cody who took it harder in the Louvre. Noah was just trying to avoid coming in first or last. We found out that Mark knows a lot about Europe, and Noah, not so much. Noah took the wrong subway line, which would end in his elimination; Noah was the last to arrive, and after Mark finished first, he forced the Tripartite Alliance to draw cards for a billion dollars. Beth drew the queen of hearts, the elimination card, so she was eliminated, and the queen of hearts will forever be known on this show as 'the curse of Bermuda Square.' This is it! The ultimate, billion-dollar, ultra finale! It's Bermuda Square versus the Tripartite Alliance! It's a football star, a superfan, an athlete, and a geek, against an actress and the best athlete in Canada! It is the grudge match of the two most powerful alliances to ever play! Mark, Eva, Sierra, and Cody, versus Lindsay and Tyler! Someone is about to become very rich. Who will win the ultimate battle? Who will be the champions? Will Mark win it for his high school? Will Eva win it to avenge her loss in season 1? Will Sierra win it for her Cody-kins?"
"Hey, only she's allowed to call me that!" Cody yelled.
"Will Cody's brains be what it takes? Or, will Lindsay and Tyler finish what they started, and take the money for themselves? And who will finally win ONE! BILLION! DOLLARS?! Find out right here, on the epic finale, of Total! Drama! 60 Club!" The theme song played.
"So, this is it," Mark said in the confessional. "The culmination of 17 years of my life. Win, lose, after tonight, I'm going home. Win or lose, I'll be seeing my team again soon. Now to find out if I can build the stadium!"
"I can't believe it worked!" Lindsay said in the confessional. "I tricked 60 contestants to their elimination! Now, I just have to slam that pesky Bermuda Square. A simple fly. A simple fly I need to swat."
"After my finish on season 1, I never would have thought this would be possible!" Eva said in the confessional. "But now, a billion dollars is on the line. And I WILL win it, with the rest of my alliance."
"Woo, we did it!" Tyler said in the confessional. "Now, we just gave to crush that little square. It will not be a problem. Paris was a simple misstep. Tonight, it is real. No holding back. No holds barred. A plain, simple, duel to the billion."
"I did it," Cody said in the confessional. "I actually did it. I FUCKING DID IT. I can't believe it. I've made it to the final challenge. I have some loose ends from season 3 I need to tie up. Tonight is the night!"
"I have two things on my agenda tonight," Sierra said in the confessional. "Win the billion, and plan out the best wedding ever for me and Cody! If I win, I am going to use it to make our wedding the huge event of the year! If we lose, I'll still have won the more important prize," Sierra showed her engagement ring to the camera, "but tonight, the billion is what matters. After all, it's Cody's birthday! I think $250 million will be a nice gift for him!"
In 1st class, with Bermuda Square…
"We are going to rock this!" Mark said. The entire cabin was partying, with a "CONGRATS BERMUDA SQUARE!" poster hung up over the DJ booth. Cody was working as DJ- at least, he should be, but he was at the booth, making out with Sierra. Mark and Eva were dancing.
"Any clue where we're headed next?" Eva questioned.
"Well, let's see who can guess closer!" Mark replied. "I say it's Indonesia."
"Caribbean."
"Alright, then. Guess it's Southeast Asia versus Southeast North America."
In 2nd class, with the Tripartite Alliance…
"We're going to the finals!" Lindsay said. The mood was festive here, as well.
"Yeah!" Tyler replied. "We'll easily beat Bermuda Square. Who'll stop us? Weakling Cody?" They laughed.
"Musclehead Eva?" They laughed.
"Crazy Sierra?" They laughed.
"Evil Mark?" They laughed, suddenly paused laughing, then laughed harder.
"But seriously," Tyler said, "we need to find a way to beat Bermuda Square. They're scheming up there, I know it!"
"Aren't they always?" Lindsay replied.
"Anyway, we need to turn Cody and Sierra against each other. Then, we distract Mark, who'll be trying to get them back together, and we easily outfox Eva!"
"Or, turn Mark and Eva against each other! That's a huge reaction!"
"You are ruthless, Lindsay."
"I know."
In 1st class, with Blue Square…
"Oh shit, something just hit me," Mark said.
"What?" Eva asked.
"The Tripartite Alliance is going to try to tear us apart!"
"That's true," Sierra said. "They know they can't beat us when we're unified."
"Well, don't trust anything you see on this plane," Cody said. "For instance, this." He held up a photo of Sierra cuddling Mark!
"What is that?!" Mark questioned.
"Very good photo manipulation. Actually, I made it, for a class. Mr. Jackson knows this would never happen, so it works. Printed it out as an example of propaganda the Tripartite Alliance might spread. They also have video and audio they can stop any time they want. Sierra, I promise: no matter what you may find, I love you, and I know you love me. Nothing to it."
"I love you too, Cody. But you knew that."
"Yes, I did." They began making out. Eva was, however not there.
"Where's Eva?" Mark questioned. He walked out.
"Mark's forgiving of Eva," Lindsay said in the confessional. "Eva? Not so much. We all know who wears the pants in that relationship. I also know that Eva's a little paranoid, especially considering what Mark's done so far. So, creating a rift in that relationship requires going after Mark."
In 2nd class, with the Tripartite Alliance.
"Hey, Eva!" Tyler said.
"What do you want?" Eva questioned.
"Eva, do you know what Mark's doing to you?"
"Being my lover and ally."
"No, he's playing you! Think about it: he's played everyone here. Besides, I've heard some of the things he's said about you."
"Once he said that," Eva said in the confessional, "I knew he was playing me. But I decided to play along. Why? To make him think it worked."
"What's he said about me?" Eva questioned.
"Oh, please. I've heard so much shit out of his mouth. Like, he thinks that you're a psycho, that he only pretends to like you so you won't hurt him, that… that…" Tyler broke down.
"That what…?" Eva said, looking both angry and sad.
"...that he never loved you, that he never even liked you, that all he wanted was your vote!"
"This… this all sounds so wrong!"
"But it's… it's true. And, now that he's made it to the finale, I just don't want to see you fall for it anymore! It's… this isn't…"
"I… I… don't believe you at all, you sonofabitch! I KNOW that's not Mark!"
"That's what he wants you to think! He needs that money for a football stadium! Look, why don't we go grab a bite to eat and talk this over, huh?"
"Fine."
In 1st class, with Bermuda Square…
Mark heard some crying from the communal dining area.
"Eva?" Mark questioned. Mark walked in, seeing Lindsay crying.
"I knew she was up to something," Mark said in the confessional. "But I might as well play along, to play mind games with her."
Mark walked up to Lindsay. "Hey, Lindsay, what's up?" Mark asked. She began crying harder.
"Nothing…" Lindsay replied.
"I know it's not nothing. Spit it out."
Lindsay sniffled. "It's just… Eva, Sierra, and Cody are so harsh to me, even you a little bit, and I don't know why!"
"Gee, I don't know… oh wait! It's because you're the leader of the Tripartite Alliance!" Mark got a little angry. "And I KNOW you're up to something! I'm not an idiot! But hey." He patted Lindsay on the back. "I'm just playing the game right now. It's nothing personal, girl. I really want to get to know the real you once this game is over."
"Then, what about Eva? Is she just another part of your game?" Eva was watching. "She is, isn't she?! You never loved her, you just loved her vote!"
"What? No! It's true, I do use her vote to my advantage." Eva was looking on.
"Come on, Eva. You'll get over it," Tyler said, patting her on the back.
"No, lemme just see this," Eva said, tearing up.
"But you know what?" Mark said. "It is personal with her. She stole my heart. She wasn't even sneaky- she blew open the door, and took it! I REALLY LOVE HER. She is the strongest, most defensive, most loving girl I've ever met. She doesn't need to be cute, angelical, all mushy like that. In fact, I love what she is! I know you're trying to split us up, Lindsay, but breaking news: it's not gonna work."
"You're lying, you asshole. You've played everyone here; why should Eva be any different?"
"Those I allied with knew I couldn't support them forever. They knew that, eventually, the day would come that I had to vote them out. My gameplay was to keep them disorganized, so me, Eva, Sierra, and Cody would have all the power. Eva is the only girl for me. Maybe, one day, you'll understand that."
"What's going on here?" Eva asked.
"This girl's thinking I'm playing you!" Mark replied. "Oh, and lemme guess: Tyler told you the same thing!"
"Yeah, he did."
"You see?" Tyler said. "He knew I'd spill the beans on him!"
"And he said you said a bunch of horrible stuff about me!" Eva added.
"What shit does he want you to think came out of my mouth?" Mark asked.
"That I was a psycho, that you only pretend to like me, that you only want my vote."
"OK, first statement: not in a million years. It's true that I said that. I did so WHEN WE BLINDSIDED KITTY, and we were trying to get votes against you! Second statement: yeah, you're intimidating, but that actually turns me on! And third statement: that goes specifically for the alliance part of our relationship. But the alliance part is, by definition, only about the votes. There is so much more between us than just Bermuda Square. I know what those were supposed to mean."
"So, none of it was true?"
"I'm sorry if I ever gave you reason to believe it was. Besides, this is the TRIPARTITE ALLIANCE. They want nothing more than to see us fight. I would NEVER break up a couple, fake falling in love, or any of that shit, for a game. Not a game for a billion dollars, not a trillion dollars, not for all the money in the world. I ain't like that." He kissed Eva on the freckle, then the lips.
"Dammit…" Lindsay said.
"You'll have to try harder than that, Linds," Mark said, flipping her off, before returning to making out with Eva.
The plane landed in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
Mark walked out, carrying the flag of Bermuda Square. Lindsay was carrying the flag of the Tripartite Alliance: an orange triangle on a white background.
"I see you're taking some team pride," Alejandro said.
"We prefer being called an alliance," Cody said.
"Oh, I thought that was for Blue Square, not Bermuda Square."
"And this flag is for the Tripartite Alliance!" Lindsay added. "Not Orange Delta!"
"Didn't know you were going with a triangle for the logo," Mark said.
"It's a Delta," Tyler replied. "Adopted from our team name."
"We picked Delta because it looks identical to a triangle," Alejandro said. "Anyway, Heather, give them their final challenge!"
"Welcome to San Juan, Puerto Rico!" Heather said. "This is it! You 6 have managed to make it this far! Now, it's down to two alliances: you, Bermuda Square, and you, Tripartite Alliance. You've been fighting on that jet for the last 2 months, and you are the last ones standing. Tonight, someone is going to win that billion dollars. This is the live finale special event! In addition to the billion dollars, our victor will also win the jet you've been playing on!" The contestants cheered. "Tonight, you'll be participating in one final challenge. This will be like any other challenge, but this time, it's for one billion dollars, and the title and honor of being the winner of Total Drama 60 Club. For one billion dollars, here is your challenge: you will be racing through the Bermuda Triangle! You will start with a high-speed ferry, the fastest things in the water, on the beach. You'll need to push them into the water. Take the boats through the Bermuda Triangle from here to Bermuda. When you reach Bermuda, you'll find 2 cars waiting for you. Drive them across the island to the airport, where you'll have small wooden planes. Race those planes through the Bermuda Triangle from Bermuda to Miami. Once you reach Miami airport, find a clue in your airplane that will take you to your next location. There, you will find 2 palm trees. In one coconut on each tree is a clue that will take you to the finish line. The first contestant to cross the finish line wins Total Drama 60 Club, and the grand prize of ONE! BILLION! DOLLARS!" The contestants cheered. "Alright, let's get ready!"
With Bermuda Square…
"Alright!" Mark said. "This is it! 2 months playing this game, 7 seasons for all but me, has led to this point. We have every advantage in the book! We have 4 against 2! We have the strongest person in the game: Eva! We have the best strategist the game: me! We have the fastest runner in the game: Sierra! And we have the smartest person in the game: Cody!"
"Damn right!" Eva said. "Tonight, the Tripartite Alliance falls! We nail the final nail into the coffin! We are the greatest 4 people to ever play this game! And you know what? It's April 1! It's Cody's birthday!"
"So, Cody," Sierra said, "how does $250 MILLION AND A JET sound for a birthday gift?!" The 4 began getting even louder, cheering.
"LET'S GO!" Cody yelled.
"ALRIGHT, BERMUDA SQUARE!" Mark yelled, even more hyped. "WE EASILY GONNA WIN THIS! THOSE 2 ASSHOLES ARE WANNABES! THEY'VE BEEN TRYING TO STOP US, BUT THEY'VE ALWAYS FAILED! TONIGHT, THEY FAIL AGAIN, WE WIN AGAIN! SEATTLE, VANCOUVER, AND LONDON REPRESENT! BILLION DOLLARS! THIS IS OUR NIGHT! THIS IS WHY WE'VE BEEN PLAYING! THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING FOR! THIS IS OUR FINAL STAND! THIS! IS!"
"BERMUDA SQUARE!" the other 3 yelled in reply.
With Lindsay and Tyler…
"We've been playing this game for 7 seasons!" Lindsay said. "For 3 years! They're insane if they think they can beat us!"
"Goddamn right!" Tyler replied. "I am the best athlete in Canada! You are the best strategist this game has ever seen!"
"LET'S KICK SOME ASS!" Lindsay replied. "TONIGHT, WE WIN! TONIGHT, WE SWAT THE PEST THAT IS BERMUDA SQUARE! It is but a simple fly. A fly that has run out of energy and must land. It's evaded us for some time, but not tonight. Tonight, the most evil players in the game fall, and the Tripartite Alliance rises!"
"This is how we will do it! THIS IS OUR NIGHT! THIS IS OUR CHALLENGE! THIS IS OUR MONEY; THIS IS OUR JET!"
"LET'S OWN THIS! WE ARE VETERANS WHO HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN! THEY KNOW NOTHING! WE ARE THE THINGS FROM HEATHER'S NIGHTMARES! WE ARE THE TRIPARTITE ALLIANCE!"
"Well, they seem hyped up!" Alejandro said. "Everyone, on the starting line!" The 6 lined up, ready to go, staring at the ferries, indicating the long race ahead. "For Bermuda Square, Cody, today is your birthday. Can you win it as a birthday gift? Sierra, this is your chance to finish what you started in season 3. Will you finally win? Mark, this is your chance to tie up your loose ends from the game. Can you justify eliminating DJ, Zoey, Gwen, Kitty, Sammy, and so many others? Eva, this is your chance to get the revenge you swore when you were eliminated for a second time in season 1. Can you get a win this time? And for the Tripartite Alliance, Lindsay, you created the ultimate Total Drama strategy. Can it pay off now? And Tyler, you fell in love with her, and are considered the best athlete in Canada. Can you take it all? Is everyone ready?"
"Let's go," Mark said.
"Come on already," Lindsay said.
"Let 'em rip," Sierra said.
"Grrrr…" Eva said.
"This is what I've been waiting for," Tyler said.
"Can we just go?" Cody said.
"On your marks…" Alejandro said. The contestants leaned forward, as Alejandro pulled out his starter pistol.
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Alejandro fired the pistol, sending the contestants off. A massive dust storm was kicked up, as the contestant got to their boats, and began pushing.
"Damn, these things are heavy!" Mark said, before suddenly falling flat on his face, in the water, as the boat lurched into the ocean. Tyler and Lindsay quickly got their boat in. Cody and Lindsay ran into their boats, to start the engine. They were both off, tiew with each other, and clear skies ahead.
"Wow, you call this a challenge?!" Mark said.
"The challenge is probably staying awake long enough to get to Bermuda," Cody remarked. "It's about 6 hours, and we've gotta stay on course."
"How'd they get 6 hours of airtime for the finale?!" Sierra questioned. "That'd cost them the entire prize! Still, not even I'D want to watch that!"
"They're streaming this on the internet!" Lindsay replied. "The live part of the finale only starts in Miami!"
"Smart move," Eva said.
"Wait, who's driving the boat?" Mark asked.
"I set up an autopilot right to Bermuda!" Cody replied. "Bit of hacking, but, we just have to sit back and enjoy the ride. It's set to keep at full power for the entire trip, so the Tripartite Alliance can't overtake us."
The camera moved to the weather display of the boat, showing an oncoming storm.
Later…
"9 no trump," Mark bid.
"It's on!" Sierra said.
"What's that noise?" Eva asked, as she heard a loud crash.
"I'll go look- HOLY SHIT!" Mark said, as he realized they were coming up on a MASSIVE storm.
On the Tripartite Alliance's boat…
"WHAT IS THAT?!" Lindsay exclaimed.
"We may have a problem…" Tyler said.
A cut shot was shown, showing everyone on both boats screaming.
"Does anyone know how to navigate a storm?!" Mark asked.
"Well, I have played boat simulator before…" Cody said. "Maybe it will work here?"
"It's the only solution we have!" Sierra said.
"Oh, and feel free to capsize Tripartite's boat," Eva said. A package was thrown in through the window, and it was beeping!
"EVERYONE GET DOWN!" Mark yelled, before the package exploded, slowing down the boat.
"Did I mention I knew a thing or two about making explosives?" Lindsay said in the confessional. "I wouldn't bomb a lifeboat, but if I can force them into lifeboats, I could easily beat them.
"We need to increase the speed of this boat!" Mark said. "They're getting away!" Sure enough, the Tripartite Alliance was losing Bermuda Square. Mark then glanced into the water, seeing sharks, and having a flashback to Cameron using Scott to get Fang to power his boat. Mark then glanced over at a jar, and some knives. "I have an idea." Mark opened the jar, put his hand over it, and handed Eva a knife. "Eva, cut my hand.
"What?!" Eva replied.
"Just do it!" Mark looked away. Eva grabbed Mark's hand, looked away, and slashed open his hand. Mark attempted to bleed as much blood as possible into the jar, before he passed out, and was caught by Sierra, who bandaged his hand.
"Wait, I know what he wants to do!" Sierra said. "Use his blood to attract sharks to push the boat forward, like Cameron did in season 5!"
"He's insane!" Cody said.
"He's also passed out. Least we can do is try his plan." Mark woke up.
"Woah, I think I went overboard," Mark said. "I've got this. Someone lower me down to the water."
"No, you are not doing this," Eva said. "Cody, go patch him up. I will attach this to the boat."
"Well, you'll need this." Mark handed Eva a filtered cover. "Cover the top with that. Smell gets out, blood stays in. Hopefully, the sharks will push this boat to the billion dollars." Mark and Cody walked off, as Sierra prepared a harness for Eva.
"Actually," Sierra said, "Eva, you're stronger. Maybe you should lower me down?"
"Sure!" Eva replied.
Later…
Sierra tied the jar of blood to the boat. "Pull me up, Eva!" Sierra called. Eva did so, and Sierra quickly got back up. The sharks immediately began pushing the boat, causing it to pick up ridiculous speed. They soon caught up to the Tripartite Alliance.
"See ya!" Cody yelled.
"They're using sharks?" Lindsay questioned.
"Seems that way," Tyler commented.
Off the Bermuda coast…
"I see Bermuda!" Cody yelled.
"I see Bermuda!" Lindsay yelled. Suddenly, she threw a fish at Cody! It hit him in the face, but Cody kept his balance.
"Why aren't you falling off?!" Lindsay demanded.
"Because I…" Cody began, "am CODY EMMET JAMESON ANDERSON, MEMBER OF BERMUDA SQUARE!" He picked up a swordfish, and swung at Lindsay, but Lindsay dodged. Lindsay found a swordfish of her own, and they began fighting. Suddenly, a lightning bolt struck both fish, knocking them both down.
On the beach…
"Yunno," James said, "it's nice to finally have a vacation."
"I know!" Chef said. "And that crazy Chris is all the way in Paris with his new show~"
"What's that charging at the beach?" asked a tourist.
"Oh, shit, it's gonna crash!" another tourist yelled.
"GET OUT OF OUR WAY!" Mark screamed.
"Is that Mark?!" a fan questioned.
"Sure sounds like it," James replied.
"Yeah, that's Mark!" Heather said. Alejandro was carrying a camera.
"You're the cameraman, Alejandro?" Chef questioned.
"An intern quit," Alejandro replied. "Anyway, RUN!" Everyone scrambled, as the two boats crashed into the beach. The alliances ran out.
"You made it to Bermuda!" Kim said. "Find your cars, and drive to Bermuda Airport!"
"I'll drive!" Mark yelled. Eva sat shotgun, and Sierra and Cody were in the back. Lindsay drove for the Tripartite Alliance. Mark quickly slammed on the gas pedal, as did Lindsay. They both took off, evenly matching each other.
Suddenly, Lindsay got an idea. A malicious grin appeared on her face, as both cars ran a red light. Lindsay slowed down, allowing Bermuda Square to get a lead
"What are you doing?!" Tyler questioned.
"Just watch," Lindsay said. She pulled back, pulled up to the rear wheel of Bermuda Square's car, and checked it from behind, causing Bermuda Square to spin out, and crash into a store! Everyone in the area dived out of the way, as Bermuda Square knocked down a display of coconuts, shattering a window.
"What the fuck?!" yelled the shopkeeper, running out. "Wait, are you Eva from Total Drama?"
"Yeah," Eva said, "and this is the finale! We need to get to the airport! The Tripartite Alliance just sent us crashing into your store!"
"Well, your car is totaled. And I won't drive you to the airport. I'll fly you there. Get in my helicopter." Bermuda Square got out of the car, and into the shopkeeper's helicopter.
"Wait, how's it the finale if there's of you?" the shopkeeper asked, as the helicopter took off.
"The finale was declared early," Mark explained, "to prevent 2 members of Bermuda Square or the Tripartite Alliance going up against each other. If we win, we'll split the money 4 ways. $250 million will be nice, and more than enough for me to build the stadium I want to build."
"Ah. You are probably the best game player I've ever seen, Mark."
"Thanks. I pride myself on that."
The Tripartite Alliance was first to the airport.
"Shit, where's our plane?!" Lindsay questioned.
"I see it!" Tyler said, pointing at a small jet, with the engines in the back. It had an orange stripe along its exterior, and a sandwich board reading "TRIPARTITE ALLIANCE" next to the door. Suddenly, a helicopter flew in, and out stepped Bermuda Square! Mark was flipping the double bird to the Tripartite Alliance, as Bermuda Square calmly entered their jet, which was just like the Tripartite Alliance's jet, but with a blue stripe, and "BERMUDA SQUARE" on the sandwich board. Lindsay and Tyler ran into their jet, as the helicopter Bermuda Square had arrived on left. Cody was quickly able to start the engines of his jet, and was the pilot, while Sierra sat next to him.
"Bermuda Ground," Cody said, "Bermuda Square flight 001, ready to taxi, VFR to Miami."
"Bermuda Square 001," replied the controller, "taxi to runway 30."
"Bermuda Ground," Lindsay said, "Tripartite Alliance 001, ready to taxi, VFR to Miami."
"Runway 30, Bermuda Square 001."
"Tripartite Alliance 001, taxi to runway 30. Follow Bermuda Square 001." Sierra and Cody smirked.
"Runway 30, Tripartite Alliance 001," Lindsay replied. The 2 planes taxied to the runway, Bermuda Square in front of the Tripartite Alliance.
"Bermuda Tower," Cody said, "Bermuda Square 001, request takeoff, runway 30, VFR to Miami."
"Bermuda Square 001," the controller replied, "clear for takeoff!"
"Cleared for takeoff, Bermuda Square 001." Bermuda Square took off, soon followed by the Tripartite Alliance. The jets raced across the Pacific Ocean.
"This will NOT end like season 3!" Cody said. He lowered to gain speed, flying just over the water's surface. The Tripartite Alliance followed suit, so Cody and Lindsay could see each other through their windows.
"You've fucked with the wrong alliance!" Lindsay said.
"Tell it to Beth!" Cody replied, flipping her off.
On a navy ship…
"Sir!" called a person.
"What is it?" asked the captain
"We've got 2 unauthorized aircraft coming for this fleet at high speed."
"Can you identify them?"
"They're both Learjets. NC174E and NC56A3."
"I'll contact." He picked up the radio. "Unauthorized aircraft, Learjets tail number NC174E and NC6A3! You are on course for a United States Naval Vessel! Identify yourselves!"
"NC174E," Cody replied, "this is Bermuda Square flight 001. We are racing NC6A3 to Miami."
"NC6A3," Lindsay said, "this is Tripartite Alliance flight 001. Please do not interfere with us, but go ahead and interfere with Bermuda Square flight 001. They got DJ, Zoey, Kitty, Sammy, Dawn, Katie, Sadie, Gwen, Liam, Trent, and Beth, along with some others, voted off!"
"Yeah, well they got Courtney, Zoey, Harold, Junior, Sky, Cameron, Dave, Bridgette, Izzy, LeShawna, Owen, and Emma voted off, and that's not the full list!"
"Wait, who got Zoey voted off?" the captain asked.
"It was sort of a joint effort," Sierra said.
The captain turned off his radio. "My god, we just got caught up in the finale of Total Drama!"
"Wait, are we on the show?"
"Yes. Our entire ship is."
"How'd they get cameras here?"
"SeahawkLover12 logic."
"Of course. I'll contact the admiral." He picked up the radio. "Sir, this is the captain of the USS Mayflower!"
"What's going on?" replied the admiral.
"I've made contact with 2 aircraft. They appear to be being piloted by Bermuda Square and the Tripartite Alliance; specifically, Cody for Bermuda Square, and Lindsay for Tripartite. I believe they are racing to Miami as part of the finale of Total Drama 60 Club. They're coming right for our fleet at low altitude and high speed. They're breaking about a million regulations, but given that this is the Total Drama universe, we'll let that go."
"Of course. Anyway, let 'em through. It's clear we can't make them divert, because one won't move until the other does. Besides, what's the worst that can happen? Do advise them to slow down. I'll tell the rest of the fleet to expect them."
"Got it." The captain changed to the aircraft. "Bermuda Square, Tripartite Alliance, proceed through the fleet. No action will be taken against you. I advise you slow down."
"Thanks," Cody replied. He squinted his eyes, as both planes flew into the fleet. They both had to pull some fairly impressive tactics to dodge the ships in the fleet. It didn't help that they were flying through torrential downpour, and their visibility was fairly limited. Both had fairly close shaves with some of the ships, but they both cleared the fleet, at top speed.
"We've gotta pull up, Cody!" Sierra said.
"What? Why- oh shit!" Cody realized what Sierra was talking about: they were quickly coming up on Miami! He looked over to the Tripartite Alliance's jet, to see if they were pulling up. They were not.
"Are you guys even looking out the window?!" Cody questioned.
"Not until you pull up, Bermuda Square," Lindsay replied.
The planes, at this point, were playing Chicken with the entire city of Miami!
"Shiiiiiit!" Cody yelled.
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"Miami Tower," Cody said, "Bermuda Square flight 001, request landing."
"Bermuda Square 001, stand by," the controller replied.
"Miami Tower," Lindsay said, "Tripartite Alliance flight 001, request landing."
"Tripartite Alliance 001, you have precious cargo on board; my girlfriend's best friend. This is Brady. You are cleared to land, you are number 1, runway 30! Bermuda Square 001, you are number 2, runway 30."
"Aw, shit!" Sierra said.
"This is unacceptable!" Mark exclaimed.
"I have a crazy idea," Eva said. She held out a parachute. "There's 4 parachutes for all 4 of us. We just need to find that clue."
"I don't think so!" Sierra said. "Ezekiel's waiting at that hotel, in front of those palm trees!"
"Lemme see," Mark said. He took some binoculars, and sure enough, there was Ezekiel! "Yep, that's him."
"OK, let's jump!" Eva said. She handed a parachute to everyone. Cody ran into the cockpit.
"Bermuda Square 001," Cody said, "alert the coast guard that this plane is crashing into the Gulf of Mexico. We're bailing out." Cody idled the throttles, put on his parachute, made sure everyone had done the same, and elbowed the door open. They all jumped out of the plane, as the door fell off, striking the hood of a car stopped at a red light.
"The aliens are coming!" yelled the driver.
At the airport…
Brady ran out of the tower, to meet the Tripartite Alliance.
"I've got the clue!" Lindsay said. "Directions to a hotel!"
"Get in my van!" Brady yelled. "I'll get you there!"
"Hey, Brady!" Tyler said. "Let's go!" They got into Brady's black van, and drove toward the hotel.
At the hotel…
Bermuda Square landed in front of the palm trees.
"Hello, Bermuda Square!" Ezekiel said. "Grab your clue from one of these coconuts." Suddenly, a white van barreled into the area, crashing into a tree, and got hit by a coconut. Lindsay and Tyler stepped out, as Lindsay and Eva climbed their trees, and Tyler and Brady pushed the van away from the palm trees. Eva and Lindsay were throwing empty coconuts at each other, until Eva found a clue. She jumped down, and Bermuda Square ran over to read the clue.
"Go to Marlins Stadium to claim your money!" Mark read.
"But they have a van! How will we beat them?!" Cody questioned.
"Hm…" Mark said, before he saw a red bus. "Follow me!" They ran to the bus, and it was the bus for the Cleveland football team! And it was boarding.
"Hey, Coach!" Mark said.
"Mark!" Coach Brown replied. "What are you doing here?"
"Same to you!"
"Well, we've got a tournament here in Miami. Why are you here?"
"I'm in the finals of 60 Club, with my alliance! But, we've gotta beat the Tripartite Alliance. They have a van. We need to get to Marlins Stadium first!"
"Get in. I'll take you over." They got in the bus, Coach Brown closed the doors, and they drove off, just as Lindsay got her clue, and got in the van.
"Whatever you do, don't let that black van pass us!" Mark said. The van and bus both turned onto the highway, and were driving at high speed. They crashed directly through a turnpike, as Coach Brown tried to cut off the Tripartite Alliance. As he did this, Brady tried to pull a PIT maneuver, but Coach Brown had no problem countering it with the larger mass of the bus, sending them crashing into the median, but it sent them whirling right back into the bus!
By the time they got onto the city streets, it was pitch black outside, and raining. The bus and van were pushing against each other, and running several lights. They soon got to the stadium at the same time.
"Go get 'em!" Coach Brown yelled, as Bermuda Square ran off the bus.
"You got this!" Brady yelled, as the Tripartite Alliance got out of the van, and ran for the stadium.
"Here they come!" Heather yelled, as Bermuda Square and the Tripartite Alliance ran down the stairs. Heather and Alejandro were on the pitcher's mound, and the 62 eliminated contestants, minus Chris and Chef, were sitting in the stands. Lindsay was in front, closely followed by Mark, Tyler, Sierra, Eva, and Cody.
"Run around the bases once!" Alejandro yelled. "First to make it back to home wins!" Lindsay was the first. The finalists began sprinting around the bases. Tyler tripped over first base, and was trampled by Sierra, Eva, and Cody. Lindsay gained a lead, as Eva passed Mark, and Cody got faster. Lindsay was the first to round third base.
"Looks like we have our winner!" Heather said.
"No!" Eva yelled, as she suddenly stopped. As soon as Cody came, she picked him up. "WIN!" Eva yelled, as she threw Cody at home plate! Cody hit Lindsay in the back of the legs, just as she got to home plate! Lindsay and Cody both crashed into home plate, with Lindsay on top of Cody.
"Oh my…" Sierra said.
"What the fuck!" Beth exclaimed.
"This is gonna be a close one…" Mark commented. "Nice thinking, Eva!"
"Thanks!" Eva replied.
"Yeah, credit where it's due!" Kim said, as she parachuted onto the field.
"So, that happened…" Heather said.
"What's going on?" Coach Brown asked, as he was followed by the rest of Mark's football team onto the field.
"It's a tie!" Alejandro said. "Between Cody and Lindsay!"
"Shit…" Mark said.
"Guess we're going to the replay," one of Mark's teammates commented.
"Or, we could skip the formalities," Sierra said, "and just give all the money to Cody!"
"I don't think so!" Beth said.
"You said that in season 2," Heather noted. "Well, I'd feel bad making someone lose by a nanometer."
"That'd be a first…" LeShawna said, under her breath.
"Shut up. Anyway, I'd do a lot of things, but I wouldn't do that, so we're gonna go with what the rulebook says about this."
"The rulebook has guidelines for a tie in the final challenge?" Tyler asked.
"Yeah, after season 2's tie between Beth and Duncan, they had to add a rule for a default in the event of this! Now, then, the rules of Total Drama state that in the event of a tie in the final challenge, the eliminated contestants will vote on the winner. Technically, you're voting between Cody and Lindsay, but in truth, you are voting between Bermuda Square and the Tripartite Alliance, both of whom had more than a few of you voted out. Me and Alejandro did compete, so we also get votes, and because of the true nature of the voting tonight, we are stripping Mark, Eva, Sierra, Tyler, and Beth of their votes. Technically, since they weren't involved in the tie, they're technically eliminated. So, 62nd, 63rd, 64th,and 65th persons voted out of Total Drama 60 Club, Mark, Eva, Sierra, Tyler, the club has spoken. Each of you may ask the finalists and Beth a question or have them compete in a mini challenge before you vote."
"Can we just get on with this?!" Mark said.
"This is taking longer than the season 2 finale!" Eva remarked.
"Tell it to the…" Mark counted on his hands, "60 people asking us questions! We could be here all night. But you know what? It's for a billion bucks!"
"I'll start," Beardo said. "So, why do you think you deserve to win? This is for both of you. What makes you think you deserve the money more than your opponents?"
"We'll go in alphabetical order to answer questions," Alejandro said. "Beth, start us off."
"Well," Beth said, "the reason I think the Tripartite Alliance deserves to win is because we've been playing our asses off for the past 7 seasons! We wanted this win more than anyone else! We did what it took to win, and yes, we did do some underhanded things, but we're the reason for a good number fewer of you being there, rather than here, than Bermuda Square!"
"That proves only that we have a more ruthless strategy," Cody said. "I don't understand just what the Tripartite Alliance's structure was, but in truth, Mark really was the leader of Bermuda Square and I'm not afraid to admit that. We were challenge beasts, and we tried quite hard; we knew exactly what we were doing, and how to do it."
"Yeah," Eva said. "We had the stronger players physically, and the Tripartite Alliance won't debate that. Ultimately, I feel that this question comes down to 'who had the better strategy?' or, more specifically, 'why did your alliance have the better strategy?' And in a season like this one, that is a great question to ask. But I'll leave it to Mark to explain our strategy in more detail."
"Bermuda Square has backstabbed more people than I've ever seen!" Lindsay said. "I'm lying if I say we never backstabbed anyone, and I'll openly admit: we backstabbed Emma. But Bermuda Square is responsible for putting the knife in the back of everyone else on Blue Square, ESPECIALLY Kitty! And, being in an alliance carries the responsibility of helping your allies. Bermuda Square failed to do this with Vladimir, but did so with Sammy!"
"If you were in the position we were in," Mark said, "you would have blindsided Kitty, too. Our strategy revolved around our social game; we made friends with as many people as we could, and used them as allies. We took out the other members of Blue Square simply because they were our only options! The same thing applies to the inner circle alliance on Orange Delta, which ended in the Tripartite Alliance backstabbing Emma! At least Kitty knew she might be in danger! Emma? No, total backstab! And we really had no way to save Vladimir; he was the first domino to fall on the World's Team, so he'd just have been voted out later if we intervened! Anyway, I'll explain our strategy: Originally, I made an alliance with just Sierra and Cody, as the guy who had set them up. I had intentions of bringing them just to the final 20 at first, but that changed. Later, I fell in love with Eva, and she joined the alliance. She was one of the people I got to vote against DJ at the start. In fact, Trent and Gwen were originally my allies, after I got them back together, but they defected to the Tripartite Alliance; since Bermuda Square hadn't really been formed yet, I didn't have a real alliance to keep them around with. In fact, we were allies with the Tripartite Alliance for a very short time, though it was the Tripartite Alliance blackmailing me, after Gwen spilled the beans to them about my plot to eliminate DJ. After Bermuda Square was formed in full due to pressure from the Anti-Manipulator Alliance, we began setting people up, giving us more and more allies, which we used to control the vote on other teams, and especially our own, but that fell apart at the 2 team stage. We did have an alliance with Kim, to take out the Anti-Manipulator Alliance, but we later dumped her as a threat. In fact, I'm partially responsible for the Second Order of the Fallen Star, so I was indirectly responsible for Kim's elimination! You're welcome, Liam and Leonard."
"Yeah, our strategy was quite similar," Tyler said. "The Tripartite Alliance was formed after Beth found out about the plans for 60 Club, thanks to a friend of a cousin. Actually, it was originally just the plans for the million dollar season. Lindsay and Beth were already friends, so they began writing the plans for the Tripartite Alliance, as they played dumb. They let themselves be played by Heather in Island, with no intention of winning. Lindsay's elimination in the bike challenge, though, was completely unplanned. She saw Heather as a threat, so she dragged her reputation down. Then, me and Lindsay fell in love, and I was added to the plan. Beth and Lindsay were actually trying in Action, but Beth found out about 60 Club via Courtney's PDA, and Lindsay intentionally 'accidentally' voted herself off, so that she could try to get herself played, before getting the manipulator blindsided with her 'dumbness.' So, the original plan would have been for us to get caught in Bermuda Square or Kim's sphere of influence, but we changed it up later, after Bermuda Square began forming."
"That's actually genius!" Sierra said. "Anyway, we deserve to win, because if this had gone like any other season, we would have simply voted off Lindsay and Tyler, and me and Cody would have made the finals!"
"Says you!" Eva said. "It'd be me and Mark, and I'd destroy him!"
"Oh, really?" Mark replied. As quickly as that, Mark and Eva began making out again.
"You're next, Max!" Alejandro said.
"I must say," Max said, "I am impressed with both of you. You did not always act evil, but you utterly destroyed everyone else here. But if we brought it all down to one thing, what do you feel was your alliance's most impressive moment?"
"Tricking Bermuda Square into voting out Trent!" Beth said.
"Eliminating Beth!" Cody said.
"Gotta be blindsiding Kitty," Eva said.
"Taking down the mole Cameron!" Lindsay said.
"Making it to the finals!" Mark said.
"Forging the inner circle on Orange Delta!" Tyler said.
"I guess Cody proposing to me!" Sierra said.
"Now THAT'S the right answer!" Cody remarked, kissing Sierra on the cheek
(he had to stand on his tiptoes to do this).
"Go ahead, Rodney!" Heather said.
"Alright, I've already made up my mind," Rodney said, "and for setting up all those couples, as well as your general likability, I'm voting for Bermuda Square. But, I gotta ask: Mark, who do you feel most proud of setting up?"
"Myself and Eva!" Mark replied, to quite a bit of laughter from the jury.
"Right answer!" Eva replied. They kissed.
"I'll go next," Alejandro said. "As you know, I am one of Total Drama's most infamous game players, as will you be. But, I want one member from each alliance to explain their scheme to win, and if you came up with a name for it."
"I call our plan the Landmine Scheme," Lindsay said. "We went undercover for multiple seasons, trying to not be seen as a threat, so when we returned, we could easily bash everyone, using our popularity to protect ourselves, and it would cause manipulators to try to play us, giving us extra protection. The second thing never happened, due to the manipulators, including us, creating an inner circle early on, but still, we were able to use our popularity to get several allies. The second part of the plan sorta worked with Trent. Had we not done that, it may well have been a Noah vs Trent finale, or even a Bermuda Square vs Trent finale. Or a Tripartite Alliance vs Trent finale, had we won the tiebreaker challenge."
"Well, I wasn't really going off of one thing," Mark said, "but my base was what I now officially call the Reverse Alejandro Scheme. Create a small inner circle, then make several allies, but make sure those not in the inner circle stay disorganized, while still using them to influence the vote elsewhere. Keep them around until you're forced to cut them loose, as we were in the 2 team stage. I created couples, and simply treated the couples as one person with 2 votes, and that would need to be voted off twice. My general likability was used to my advantage, mainly to get the allies in the first place. I had a lot of tactics at my disposal. One that Kitty was the victim of was the backdoor, where, when my alliance is in danger, I use something else entirely to get someone else voted off. Heather pulled a lot of excellent backdoors in her time, claiming victims such as Justin and Beth. I know that, when it came to Heather, Beth's tiki idol in season 1 was a simple prop. After all, curses are complete BS to me. Tell it to my football team; we hadn't won a single trophy for 20 years before I showed up, then all of a sudden, we're winning state titles!"
"I approve of that name!" Alejandro said.
"OK," Heather said, "this isn't the first season, so I know we played into your game. For all of you, which contestant not in the finals do you feel influenced you the most?"
"Probably you, Heather!" Beth said. "We took some lessons from your gameplay in season 1!"
"Yeah, we did learn a thing or two from you!" Lindsay said. "I've gotta respect one thing about you: you know how to play the game!"
"Yeah, I actually respect you for that," Mark said. "What I don't respect you for is making it personal, and interfering with Gwen and Trent, and Lindsay and Tyler."
"Yeah, why'd you try to split us up?!" Tyler exclaimed.
"To prevent exactly this," Heather replied. "As I said in season 1, boyfriend and girlfriend is just a cutesy way of saying alliance!"
"In no season but this one has that proven more true," Mark noted. "ESPECIALLY when I am involved. Anyway, you're up there, along with Zoey, LeShawna, and Duncan, but actually, I gotta go with Alejandro. He taught me that love is a dangerous weapon in this game, as much as it is a good thing. I knew I couldn't play a straight Alejandro scheme in a season of 60, so the Reverse Alejandro Scheme was born. Also, I don't have the charms or the heart to pull an Alejandro scheme. I can't break hearts like that!"
"Loyalty in love means a lot," Heather said. "Alejandro has it, except when playing the game." She kissed Alejandro on the cheek.
"I think we all know Sierra's answer…" Cody said.
"She said 'not in the finals!'" Sierra replied. "Since Cody is not a possible answer, nor is Mark, I guess I'll go with Owen. He is, basically, the mascot of Total Drama, an always has a good finish!"
"Made it to the merge in every season but 60 Club!" Owen said. "And even in 60 Club, I made it halfway through the 2 team stage!"
"You're next, DJ!" Alejandro said.
"Alright," DJ said, "Mark, I was the first victim of you, wasn't I?"
"Yeah," Mark replied.
"Anyway, that's not my question. My actual question is this: if I won the money, I'd spend it on helping out nature. But I wanna know what you'd do with your cut of the money if you won!"
"Well, I'd use some for jet fuel," Beth said. "Wait, no, I'd get $300 million, Lindsay would get $300 million, Tyler would get $300 million, and $100 million would be used for jet fuel. Or we'd give half to charity. We haven't made a plan for the leftover money yet. Anyway, I'd take Brady out on a romantic date, do charitable things with the money, and build myself, Brady, Lindsay, and Tyler a mansion!"
"Well," Cody said, "I'd be getting myself a lot of gadgets. Probably save the money. I'd certainly use it to build me and Sierra a mansion! Or, we might just move in with Mark and Eva when they build a mansion, because I know Mark would do that!"
"Oh, it wouldn't just be a mansion!" Mark replied. "I'd do the big thing I came here to do, and build my football team a stadium. But meeting the love of my life has made me think things over. I'd build myself the greatest mansion ever for me, Eva, Sierra, and Cody to live in, but then, I'd save the rest of my money for college and the rest of my life, and after my NFL career, use my leftover money, plus my NFL money, to start a business, and create an organization to help refugees. That, and spoil Eva!" There was some laughter.
"What would I do?" Eva said. "I actually haven't thought about that until now. I mean, I never thought I'd get this far! Probably be responsible and save it, but maybe take a trip to somewhere, or open a gym."
"Three words, Tyler replied, "youth sports camp!"
"Now THERE'S an idea!" Mark replied, high fiving Tyler.
"Starting a business is on my agenda," Lindsay replied, "and I'd also probably make a movie about how we won! Oh yeah, and spoil Tyler!" There was some laughter.
"He's going to the NBA!" Beth replied. "He doesn't need spoiling!"
"Spoil Cody!" Sierra said, inciting some laughter. "But I'd also probably save the money, to help out my family. Oh yeah, that, and have the best wedding ever for me and Cody!"
"Nice!" DJ said.
"OK," Duncan said, "neither of you got me voted out. But I know who to respect in this game. Bermuda Square, you guys were respectable, had an amazing strategy, and ultimately, you were the stronger alliance. You are now, too. So, I'm voting for Bermuda Square. Simple. As. That."
"Alright," Topher said, "I'm gonna give you a mini challenge. I'm gonna ask you a true or false question about Total Drama. Answer on the whiteboard I have given to you somehow. Get it right, and you stay in the game. Get it wrong, and you're out. Alliance with the last person standing wins my vote. To even things out, Sierra, you're disqualified. True or false: Cody was the cause for one of Sierra's eliminations." Everyone wrote false on their whiteboard. "Correct answer was false. Chris did it in season 3, Cameron in season 5, and Sammy in season 7. Question 2: Geoff returned for a season of Total Drama." Lindsay, Tyler, Beth, and Eva put false, while Mark and Cody put true. "Correct answer is false, it was the Ridonculous Race. Mark, Cody, you're out. Question 3: In the 100th episode of Total Drama, Cameron was voted off." Lindsay, Tyler, and Eva put true, while Beth put false. "Correct answer is false; Cameron was disqualified due to injury. Beth was the only one to get that right, which means the Tripartite Alliance gets my vote."
"Don't worry about it," Mark said.
"OK," Sugar said, "would you rather be eliminated by being voted off, or by losing a sudden death challenge?"
"Sudden death," Beth replied.
"Sudden death," Cody replied.
"Voted off," Eva replied.
"Voted off," Lindsay replied.
"Voted off," Mark replied.
"Voted off," Tyler replied.
"Sudden death," Sierra replied.
"Interesting," Sugar said. "It will influence my decision."
"Courtney?" Heather said.
"You know," Courtney said, "I've got to agree with the neanderthal Duncan on one thing: I'm going to vote Bermuda Square. Why? Because the Tripartite Alliance COMPLETELY fucked me over! Like Harold in season 1, Beth and Duncan in season 2, Gwen in season 3, and Gwen AGAIN in season 5! Plus, Bermuda Square finally broke up the love triangle by getting Gwen back with Trent. I have never been happier! The Tripartite Alliance has backstabbed almost everyone here! The only person to have an experience anything like me with the Tripartite Alliance, with Bermuda Square, is Kitty; and Mark set her up with Liam! And the Tripartite Alliance backstabbed her sister! Bermuda Square is nice, Tripartite Alliance is a bunch of assholes!"
"Wow, she REALLY likes you!" Mark said, sarcastically.
"Shut up…" Lindsay replied.
"Alright," Scott said, "you two are ruthless, and I LOVE IT! But, the questions I want to ask have already been asked. I won't say who I'm voting for now, but your strategy has everything to do with it. Mainly because I've got nothing against either of you, since Dawn forced Bermuda Square to vote me out, and yet, they then voted out Dawn. The Tripartite Alliance basically had nothing to do with me. That is all."
"I have no questions," Scarlett said, "but for their excellent ability to stay hidden, and tricking Bermuda Square into voting off Trent, I will vote Tripartite."
"The question I wanted to ask was: why do you deserve to win?" Jo said. "But since that's been answered, I won't ask it again."
"I've already made up my mind," Zoey said. "So, pick a number between 1 and 10."
"6," Mark said.
"4," Beth said.
"2," Cody said.
"9," Lindsay said.
"8," Eva said.
"7," Tyler said.
"10," Sierra said.
"The number was 1," Zoey said. "You win, Cody, but this doesn't affect my vote, which, I might add, was for you. Still, strange how you and Sierra are so close, yet picked numbers so far from each other!"
"Basic point distribution," Cody replied. "We've got a better shot if we're far apart."
"I don't have a question," Justin said, "because what I've wanted to ask has already been asked. I'm voting Tripartite, because I was able to forge a connection with Beth earlier on. That, and I can't respect Bermuda Square for voting me out on Tobias' orders."
"Whatever," Eva said. "We've still got Zoey, Courtney and Duncan's votes!"
"Well, we've got Topher and Justin's votes!" Beth said.
"OK," Carrie said, "so, you've boasted about why you should win. You've been trashing each other for the entire game, ever since the lines were drawn. But why don't you say something nice about each other this time? Why should the other alliance win?"
"Now, that's a good question!" Beth said. "I guess they have the stronger players physically. You can't argue with Mark and Eva's prowess."
"I gotta hand it to them," Mark said, "the Tripartite Alliance had an excellent strategy, they executed beautifully, and they knew exactly what they were doing. They made themselves likeable. Truth be told, we had a very similar strategy, but theirs went for longer. Credit where it's due: they had the undercover part nailed."
"Yeah, our strategies weren't really that far apart," Lindsay said. "Props to Mark for thinking that up."
"Frankly, Mark got it down," Sierra said. "That's really all we can think of, other than Lindsay, Tyler, and Beth being fan favorites. We still don't quite understand just how they operated, so we can't really think of too much, you know? But hey, as Mark said, being hidden is what they did best."
"Bermuda Square," Dawn said, "I know why I was eliminated the second time, but what exactly happened when you voted me off the first time?"
"OK," Eva said, "I had just recently hooked up with Mark, and I knew that you knew what he did with DJ. At that point, if people found out, Mark probably would've been voted off, or at least, so I thought. I knew the only way to keep you silent would be to get rid of you, so I convinced a bunch of people they were in danger. I also knew you blackmailed Mark to vote out Scott, or something like that. So, I got ticked, and scared, but rather than trashing the plane, I went around telling people to vote you off, by telling them that they might be screwed, but Scott was trying to get you voted off, while I was trying to vote out Scott, so if they voted you, they'd be safe. I told you about Kim so you wouldn't rat us out while you were on the doors. So yeah. At least I didn't frame you for anything!"
"That was actually pretty smart," Dawn said. "Well done."
"Alright," Anna said, "sorta like Carrie's question, what do you think the other alliance would do with the money if they won?"
"Mark's made his plan for the stadium quite clear," Beth said, "and yeah, I'd bet he'd build the mansion. They'd probably keep the money for themselves."
"Tripartite would probably blow it on living like celebrities," Cody said. "I don't really know."
"Yeah, living like celebrities seems right to me," Sierra said. "It would be a revolving door for that cash!"
"Yeah, well, you'd give all your money to Cody!" Tyler argued. "And it's not like you wouldn't use your money to live like celebrities!"
"Not all of it!" Mark protested. "I'd use some to help people out!"
"This was not the response I had intended…" Anna said.
"I'm voting Bermuda Square," Vladimir said. "For setting me up with Sammy. Love ya, baby!"
"Love you too, Vlad!" Sammy replied, kissing Vladimir. "Thanks again, Mark!"
"No problem," Mark said.
"My question has already been asked," Jasmine said.
"As has mine," Shawn said.
"Same," everyone but Noah and Emma said.
"Well, what's your questions, Noah and Emma?" Alejandro asked.
"My question is," Noah said, "Bermuda Square, what gave you the idea of setting up couples to run an alliance? Tripartite Alliance, who did you learn the most from? And both of you, how do you feel about floaters?"
"Well, I came up with the idea," Mark said, "as a form of honest coercion. I knew that setting up couples would keep me liked, even in the face of me voting out people like DJ, Kitty, and Zoey. Plus, it would get me a bunch of allies. Besides, I'm good enough at it, and I love to see people in love, so I figured, why not? As for floaters, I feel that in this game, it's a legitimate strategy, if you're strong enough at challenges; it can be almost as hard as being a manipulator, sometimes. Of course, come the final merge, you really had no choice but to float, since all your allies got voted out."
"I feel we've learned the most from Heather," Lindsay said. "We were right under her influence, and figuring things out from the victim's side, knowing what they're thinking, can really help you out when you're the manipulator. Anyway, floating is a boring strategy, but if it works, it works."
"My question is," Emma said, "do you feel you were stronger with brains or brawn?"
"Brains," Beth said.
"Brains," Cody said.
"Brawn," Eva said.
"Brains," Lindsay said.
"Brains," Mark said.
"Brawn,' Tyler said.
"Brains," Sierra said.
"OK, that means, jury, it is time to vote!" Heather said. "Beardo, as the first alphabetically of the first eliminated, you can vote first." Mark kissed Eva on the freckle.
"The Square," Beardo voted.
"I vote Bermuda Square," Max voted. "They do not even try to hide their evil. I applaud them for it."
"Bermuda Square. They set up all the love!" Rodney voted.
"And I quote, 'reverse Alejandro scheme.' I vote Square," Alejandro voted.
"Gotta go with Tripartite. Never knew you had it in you, Lindsay!" Heather voted.
"Tripartite didn't vote me out, but they'd be less responsible with the money… I vote Bermuda Square," DJ voted.
"Bermuda Square," Zoey voted
"Tripartite Alliance," Justin voted.
"Bermuda Square is my kind of competitors! But seeing as though they voted me out while they were Tobias' bitch, I vote Tripartite," Jo voted.
"Tripartite," Scarlett voted.
"Tripartite won my challenge!" Topher voted.
"Bermuda Square," Sugar voted.
"As I said, I vote Bermuda Square," Duncan voted.
"Bermuda Square," Courtney voted.
"I like the Tripartite Alliance's moves. I vote them," Scott voted.
"Bermuda Square, for being the least conceited," Carrie voted.
"Bermuda Square played the more honest game, so I vote them!" Dawn voted.
"Tripartite Alliance, for thinking out what Bermuda Square would do," Anna voted. "It's good to think about what other people will do if they get something."
"Bermuda Square was so nice! I vote them!" Jasmine voted.
"Square," Shawn voted.
"The Tripartite Alliance helped me and Dakota when Kim tried to pull us apart, so I vote them," Sam voted.
"The Tripartite Alliance helped me and Sam when Kim tried to pull us apart, so I vote them," Dakota voted.
"Bermuda Square was far more honorable," Brick voted.
"They brought the love, so I vote Bermuda Square!" Ella voted.
"Friendly Bermuda Square is friendly. And smart. Well done," Joseph voted.
"Bermuda Square. That was a lame way to vote me out, Tripartite," Junior voted.
"Sha-Mark!" Lightning voted.
"I vote Bermuda Square, because the Tripartite Alliance backstabbed LeShawna," Harold voted.
"The Tripartite Alliance is fabulous! I vote them," Anne Maria voted.
"Bermuda Square, for setting up all those couples, and just being so nice!" Mike voted.
"Bermuda Square was pretty dishonest with getting rid of me. I guess I vote Tripartite," Tobias voted.
"I like Tripartite's style!" Kim voted.
"Tripartite knew how to get the drama going. So did Bermuda Square! But, Tripartite is the fan favorites, so I vote for them," Blaineley voted.
B held up a piece of paper with a square drawn on it.
"OK, Bermuda Square, this vote has NOTHING to do with Sammy. I'm trying to make up with her now! But this vote for the Tripartite Alliance is personally against Mark, and you know why," Amy voted.
"I bestow the honor of my vote to win to the Tripartite Alliance!" Leonard voted.
"I guess I'll go with the Tripartite Alliance," Staci voted.
"Bermuda Square, for setting me up with Sammy!" Vladimir voted.
"Party on, Bermuda Square! You're some awesome dudes!" Geoff voted.
"Bermuda Square is just so nice! I love it! You're the best, even if you are manipulators! I vote for you to win!" Bridgette voted.
"I vote Bermuda Square, eh? They never backstabbed me!" Ezekiel voted.
"Bermuda Square," Raaheel voted.
"Tripartite Alliance, you've won gold from me," Josee voted.
"Bermuda Square. Not only did they play the cleaner game, but they also got me back with Dave! Thank you so much, Mark!" Sky voted.
"Bermuda Square. Why? Sky, that's why. Cameron, too. You know what I mean," Dave voted.
"Considering that there's still a knife in my back from the Tripartite Alliance, I vote Bermuda Square," Cameron voted.
"For getting me back with Trent, I've got no choice but to vote Bermuda Square!" Gwen voted.
"Lindsay is awesome!" Katie voted.
"Even though she was a little harsher this season!" Sadie voted.
"Even though you did what you did, you got me with Liam. I vote Bermuda Square," Kitty voted.
"Bermuda Square! I love you, Kitty!" Liam voted.
"You messed with the wrong sista, Tripartite! I vote for the Square!" LeShawna voted.
"For getting me back with Gwen, I've got to vote for the Square!" Trent voted.
"Tripartite," Owen voted.
"Tripartite," Izzy voted.
"You backstabbed the wrong girl! And your rivals set my sister up with her new boyfriend! Bermuda Square!" Emma voted.
"No one backstabs Emma and gets away with it. Bermuda Square," Noah voted.
"You set me up with Vladimir! You get the vote, Bermuda Square!" Sammy voted.
"The votes are in!" Alejandro said. "Tonight, you want to see your name on the paper. It will take 29 out of the 58 votes to win." The scoreboard lit up, 0-0. "The first vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square." The scoreboard changed, giving Bermuda Square 1 point. "Second vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. Third vote is for…
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...Tripartite Alliance. Fifth vote is for…
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...Tripartite Alliance. That's 2 votes Bermuda Square, 3 votes Tripartite Alliance. Sixth vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. Ninth vote is for…
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...Tripartite Alliance. 5 votes Bermuda Square, 4 votes Tripartite Alliance. Tenth vote is for…
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...Tripartite Alliance. We're tied, 5 votes Bermuda Square, 5 votes Tripartite Alliance. 11th vote is for…
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...Tripartite Alliance. 7 votes Bermuda Square, 6 votes Tripartite Alliance. 14th vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. We're tied, 10 votes Bermuda Square, 10 votes Tripartite Alliance. 21st vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. 13 votes Bermuda Square, 10 votes Tripartite Alliance. 24th vote is for…
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...Tripartite Alliance. We're tied, 13 votes Bermuda Square, 13 votes Tripartite Alliance. 27th vote is for…
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...Tripartite Alliance." Mark was beginning to lose hope. "30th vote is for…
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…Bermuda Square. 14 votes Bermuda Square, 16 votes Tripartite Alliance. 31st vote is for…
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...Tripartite Alliance." Mark began desperately kissing Eva's freckle. "32nd vote is for…
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...Tripartite Alliance. 14 votes Bermuda Square, 19 votes Tripartite Alliance. 34th vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. 15 votes Bermuda Square, 19 votes Tripartite Alliance. 35th vote is for…
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...Tripartite Alliance. 15 votes Bermuda Square, 21 votes Tripartite Alliance. 37th vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. 19 votes Bermuda Square, 21 votes Tripartite Alliance."
"Probably just throwaway votes…" Lindsay said.
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...Bermuda Square. We're tied, 21 votes Bermuda Square, 21 votes Tripartite Alliance. 43rd vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. We're tied, 22 votes Bermuda Square, 22 votes Tripartite Alliance. 45th vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. 23 votes Bermuda Square, 22 votes Tripartite Alliance. Bermuda Square needs 6 more votes, Tripartite Alliance needs 8. 46th vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. 24 votes Bermuda Square, 22 votes Tripartite Alliance. 47th vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. 25 votes Bermuda Square, 22 votes Tripartite Alliance. Bermuda Square needs 5 more votes, Tripartite Alliance needs 8. 48th vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. 26 votes Bermuda Square, 22 votes Tripartite Alliance. Bermuda Square needs 4 more votes, Tripartite Alliance needs 8. 49th vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. 27 votes Bermuda Square, 22 votes Tripartite Alliance. Bermuda Square needs 3 more votes, Tripartite Alliance needs 8. 50th vote is for…
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...Bermuda Square. 28 votes Bermuda Square, 22 votes Tripartite Alliance. If Bermuda Square gets just 2 more votes, they win. Tripartite Alliance still needs 8, 7 to force a tie. 51st vote is for…
...Bermuda Square. 29 votes Bermuda Square, 22 votes Tripartite Alliance. Bermuda Square needs just one more vote. Tripartite Alliance, all these votes must be for you to force a tie. 52nd vote is for…
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...the winners of Total Drama 60 Club, Bermuda Square!"
"YEAH-HA-HA!" yelled Mark, jumping into the air, and putting one finger in the air. He was caught by Eva, who twirled him around. Sierra tackled Cody, and they began making out. Confetti was deployed, and blue fireworks were shot.
"RAISE THE BLUE FLAGS!" screamed one of Mark's teammates.
"YOU DID IT!" Coach Brown yelled, hugging Mark, after Eva had put him down.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lindsay yelled, falling to her knees.
"Dangit, we lost!" Brady said.
"Well, that happened…" Tyler said. "But hey, we got to travel the world!"
"I guess that's true!" Beth added.
"Finally… it's over…" Mark said.
"Congratulations, Cody and Bermuda Square!" Alejandro said. "By a 36 to 22 vote, the club has spoken!"
"NOW we wanna hear that phrase!" Eva said. Sierra picked up Cody, reverse bridal style, and carried him over.
"Where's the jet?" Sierra said. "I've got a few birthday victory celebration presents for him!"
"Aw, damn!" one of Mark's teammates said. "Someone's getting laid!"
"2 someones, in fact," Eva said, nudging Mark, causing him to blush.
"Well, before you go," Heather said, "you've gotta get your well-deserved money!" She held out a check for $1 billion. "Cody, you technically have to take this." Cody took the check from Heather, and put it in his pocket. "So, congratulations to Bermuda Square! They're gonna split one billion dollars!"
"You guys are gonna love the new stadium!" Mark said. "And if you wanna go long for a game, we can use our new jet!"
"I'll be on your team next year, too!" Eva said. "I am moving to Seattle!"
"Awesome!" Mark said. "Sierra, Cody, you wanna come to Seattle?"
"Nah, I think we'll stay in London," Cody replied. "Anyway, everyone, get on the jet! Let's go home."
"Well, this has been our biggest season by far!" Heather said. "Thanks to everyone who's stuck around this season for making this our best season yet! Sierra, Cody, Mark, and Eva walk away the victors. It's been a great season, and it seems like everyone gets their happy ending. By the way, had there been a tie vote, it would have gone to a quiz about past events of the season. I'm Heather-"
"And I'm Alejandro," Alejandro said.
"And this has been…"
"TOTAL!" everyone said at once. "DRAMA! 60 CLUB!"
A/N: Well, that wraps that up. Congratulations to Bermuda Square for winning 60 Club! Be sure to check out my next Total Drama fanfic: Big House! We're going into Big Brother territory!