Sorry for the late chapter everyone, had to wait for OCs to roll in.

Moonless belongs to Moonlesz Night, Bane, Grant, and Dust belong to Dranicus101, Zephyr and Yveltal belong to Static Eevee 198 and Rai and Lumia belong to Raichu of Time!

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Static Eevee 198: Yes they do. And Phione? WHO IS THAT? Oh wait, yeah I remember. And yes, you can write!

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There was a hiss as a Raichu and Mareep pulled on space suits and disappeared underground. What caused the hiss was unknown and I'm not sure what I am saying!

Rewind.

Aegothis and Co traipsed through the dungeon of whatever they are in, (yes, all of them) aimlessly wandering around. Roman frowned for a second before raising his hand. "Look look look!"

Yveltal swooped in, destroying the walls and reducing the dungeon to nothing more than piles of dust. In his hand-wings he was holding a Squirtle and an Umbreon. Yeah, I know what Im saying. "Hello, fellow blue Venusaur! Don't we think our stuffed animals need to take a walk?" Zephyr the Squirtle yelled over the sound of the Legendary screaming.

"Hi people and random other pokemon of my species! I'm Rai and I really really like shiny things!" the Raichu yelled, still wearing a spacesuit. "Hahaha, this pony ride is like, so faaast I think my maps are going to fall off!" She was riding a Shuckle while she pulled out a plastic fork and jabbed it into a random toaster . Beside her rode a Mareep on a Jolteon.

"Hiya friends, I'm Lumia! Who wants chocolate pie?" the Mareep, Lumia, threw the pie (apple) into Aegothis's face.

"Oh my gosh you're bleeding!" Roman screeched in fear, despite having seen the Servine get pied. He turned around to face Moonless. "It's all your fault!" he accused, pointing an accusatory finger.

"What? What did I do?" the Umbreon demanded.

The Pikachu frowned. "I forgot. But it's still your fault!" Zap barreled by them both, waving a yellow flag.

"That's a flag!" the Raichu accused, narrowing his eyes. "Thirty five yard penalty!"

"But we weren't playing football!" Moonless defended. "We weren't playing anything! In fact, after two seconds of knowing this Pikachu, I just want to-"

"Someone hates me? This calls for an epic poem!" Roman struck a pose, flexing nonexistent muscles. "Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even an electric mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with pears, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would give care bears. All the good Pichus nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of Light Balls danced in their heads." He began to continue, only for Lumia to bounce by and accidentally shove his head into the dirt. How it's possible to accidentally do that is unknown.

"You!" Bane roared in fury, flinging several breakfast items at Grant. The Grovyle was then burned, frozen, paralyzed, poisoned and confused. "How about you man up and-"

"Wait! How can I have all of these status conditions at once?" he asked angrily. "That's impossible!"

"Magical Weavile powers," Bane said with a smirk.

"Okay, not bad." Roman said, nodding. Bane's smirk grew wider and he summoned a bunch of icicles to fling at his rival. "Okay, that's bad news bears!"

Dusk Shadow ran by, chasing after a Shinx. "It's not my fault our names are similar!" Dusk the Shinx snarled, kicking the Umbreon.

Dust watched the scene unfold, blissfully eating a banana.

"Yo, this calls for some of my awesome rapping!" Roman announced, putting on a pair of pink shades. "I'm here with Dusk Shadow who isn't a hedgehog and Dusk the Shinx-"

"What?" Zephyr asked, confused. "That is obviously not a 'Shinx'. It's blue and black, so it must be a PAPAYA LOLLIPOP! And you can't forget the Supreme part! Supreme Papaya Lollipops, away!"

"Where did the name come from, my fellow secret agent front line fighters- television remotes in arms!" Rai teleported into his face. "Huh? TELL ME OR I WILL SHIP YOU… downstairs."

"Anyyyways, as I was saying.." Roman frowned, getting back to work. "Dusk the Mega Pineapple Super Ultra Thing is here in da house, but we all know we're the better electric mouse."

"But I'm not a mouse." Dusk frowned.

Aegothis groaned again, facepalming.

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