Angel: I. Hate. Life.
Indi: why do you hate life?
Ani: or do you mean you hate lawyers?
Meki: but you killed all the lawyers!
Angel: my old man is a type of lawyers, so yes Ani I do!
Indi: what now?
Angel: parental unit being buttheads and me have a big headache and brothers and brothers friends playing saxophone, piano and I think a bass. Safe to say that my house is a bad place right now.
Meki: why do you have a piano?
Angel: actually, it's like our 5th cause I keep dropping them on people I hate. Speaking of which (takes out a remote, pushes a button and a door appears and Viper walks out of it)
Viper: what the hell am I doing here?
Angel: this (pushes another button and a piano falls on Viper)
Angel's mom: ANGEL!! DID YOU JUST BREAK ANOTHER PIANO?!?!
Angel's old man: THAT'S IT!! I'M CUTTING YOUR ALLOWANCE!!
Angel: yes I did and I don't get an allowance you idiot! Ok! To help my mood and head, I'm writing a comedy chapter! And it's your favorite! A flashback! Yay! But this one involves Kyle and hopefully explosions so you may like it. Or would you guys prefer another duel? Cause I'm being nice and not doing two duels in a row. Also, like hell I'm doing that research for peoples decks!! Anyways! Enjoy! DISCLAIMER!!
Lawyers: (climbed out of the hole) SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE!!
Danni Lea: YES!! THANK YOU ANGEL!! (pulls out a giant mallet) fun time! (jumps into mob of lawyers and swings mallet around like the maniac that she is. All the lawyers are smushed like little pancakes) uh, eeeeeewwww!! LAWYERS BLOOD IS GREEN!! Angel only owns most OC's and all their decks! And the plot of course!
Chapter 36: Spleen of a Hiro (enjoy my hero/hiro puns)
It was now summer in Domino City. Jaden's first year of school had just ended, and their time with Tara was drawing, sadly, to a close. That was her last school year with them. Next year she was going to a boarding school to try and get her de-hyperized. They were all sitting in the center of the park. There were no paths or playgrounds so it was just them. (it's the same place from when Layla duel Sano the first time and Haou was brought out. And just for the FYI: that was right after Layla, Tara, and Kyle finished school. Tara was off somewhere else while that was going on)
"I give her 3 months!" Layla declared. She was wearing a jade shoe string belly shirt and shorts that went about 3 inches from her knees. She had on a matching jade headband, and of course, the necklace that Jaden had given her that she had just started wearing again only months before. For shoes she just wore blue flip-flops. O! And wow! She already has her blue streak that went down on the right half of her head. And her hair stopped just short of her chin.
"I give her 3 weeks!" Kyle announced. He was wearing shorts that went down to about an inch past his knees and a messy orange T-shirt that looked older than him. He had a red baseball hat that he wore backwards. He was to "manly" to wear flip-flops, so he went for his yellow sneakers thank you very much. His hair was messy and wild as was just normal length. "You know that that'll happen that fast!"
"I say 4 months and 4 days!" Jaden chirped. He wore a black T-shirt that had a Flame Wingman on the front. His shorts stopped just at his knees. He wore brown sneakers. His hair was pretty much the same as when he was older, just shorter and less messy. And my god! I just love Chibi Jaden! He's way too cute!! And as much as Emo Jay is hot, they should show more of Chibi Jay in the show! SQUEAL!! Sowie. Done now.
"You guys are enjoying this, aren't you?" Tara asked. She was wearing a bright pink skirt that went to mid shin. She was also wearing a shoe string belly top, but hers was pink. She also already had her pink steak in her hair. She wore purple flip-flops. He hair was in two pigtails that went to just above her chest. "So what is it now? Layla has 10 bucks and 3 candy bars on my getting kicked out of my new school in 3 months, Kyle has 15 bucks and 5 candy bars on 3 weeks, and Jaden has 25 bucks and 2 candy bars, and 4 lollipops on 4 months and 4 days. And all bets are off! Once I leave for school, you guys put the candy and money into a jar and I'll call once I get kicked out and the person who was closest to that amount of time wins! Unless their time had already passed! Agreed?"
"Agreed!" the other 3 echoed.
"Uh, Tara?" Layla asked. "Hinata said that this is really wrong and that we shouldn't do it! What do you have to say to her?"
"Shut the hell up and enjoy the randomness!" Tara said. She looked up as if in thought. "And Hisa agrees with me! So Hinata, just stop trying to ruin our fun!"
"She's only trying to do that cause she's scared that Jaden might win. And the fear behind that is that Haou will get the sugar! And that he might somehow get his hands on explosives again like he and Kyle did last Halloween! You know that they blew up the neighborhood!"
"HEY!!" Jaden shouted. "That wasn't Haou! That was all me and Kyle!" Tara and Layla went wide eyed and fell backwards in surprise. "They didn't know that?" Jaden asked pointing to them and looking at Kyle. "And do they honestly think that I'm not that crazy!? I find that offensive! I'm very crazy and proud of it!!"
"That's my little brother!" Kyle said messing with Jaden's hair. "Or should I say little friend! And good god is it hot! I'm gonna go get some ice cream! Stay with Tara and Layla, 'k Jay?" he asked standing up.
"Ok Kyle!" Jaden said giving Kyle a grin. He then grabbed a stick and started to poke Layla and Tara with it. They didn't move. "This is actually funnier than it looks Ky! I can see why you like to annoy people!"
"Yup!" Kyle then walked off toward the ice cream truck that was on the other side of the park. Once he was halfway there, Luffy came out of him. "What's up Luffy? Want me to get you some ice cream too? But you know what it does to your thighs!" he chuckled.
"Now's not the time for jokes Kyle!" Luffy said rather frantic. Kyle cocked his head to the side and gave his protector his full attention. "It is Sir Jaden, and Ladies Layla and Tara! Someone is after all of you again! And I can't seem to get into contact with Ichigo or Sakura right now! Something is most definitely wrong here! You must go back sir!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BEFORE!?!?" Kyle shouted as he sprinted as fast as his 9 year old legs would take him. He got back to the place where he had left Jaden alone with Layla and Tara and low and behold, all 3 of them were unconscious with the shadows around them, and naturally floating in the air. "YOU GUYS!!" he stared at their captor. He wasn't Sano and he looked more menacing. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FRIENDS!!??"
"I am Ryu!" Ryu announced. "And I challenge you to a duel! You win and you get your friends back! You loose, and I get all 4 of you! Do I have a deal?"
"Ya, ya have a deal!" Kyle pulled a duel disk out of thing air while Ryu just had the shadows make one for him. "What do you crazy freaking shadow things want with us anyways?!"
"You all have flip sides that me and my comrades have interests in!"
"1) I don't have a flip side! Just those three!" he jolted his thumb in the direction of the Layla, Tara and Jaden. "And 2) the 'interests' part makes you guys sound like pedophiles or molesters! Or both!"
"We are not pedophiles or molesters! We're just power hungry shadow people! Freaky shadow people!" Ryu said proudly.
"Wait for it!" Kyle said grinning.
"Wait for w- DAMMIT!! ENOUGH OF THIS!!"
"DUEL!!" they both shouted as their life points went up to 4000.
OOOOOO
(10 minutes later)
Ryu: 3000
Kyle: 750
Kyle was on his hands and knees breathing heavily. "Dammit! Why do I suck at this god damn game!" he shouted to himself.
"It's your move boy!" Ryu spat when he said 'boy'.
"I take back what I said earlier!" Kyle announced, getting a smirk on his face. "And as much as it pains me to say, you were right! I can feel his presence in me now! And he's gonna help me kick your big fat stupid behind! I will not make this easy for you you stupid shadow freak! And so you don't confuse Kyle anymore by calling him that name, I am Hiro!" Kyle's eyes were no longer amber, but a fiery red.
"That's kinda an ironic name you got there." Ryu stated. "Someone must have been picked on as a kid."
"Maybe!" Hiro said drawing a card and standing up. "And I will save Hisa and the others! I must not fail them! Kyle is trusting me with their lives and I will not let him or anyone else down!"
OOOOOOO
(after the duel)
Ryu's life points dropped to zero and the shadows took him back to the Shadow Realm. Jaden and the others were released from the darkness around them and fell to the ground with a loud THUD! Hiro then fell to his knees and then fell face first into the ground. The others woke up just after they were freed.
"Why does my butt hurt?" Layla asked rubbing her butt. "KYLE!!" she shouted running over to Kyle. Jaden and Tara saw what was going on and followed suit to Kyle's side. "What did you do this time Kyle?!" just then Hinata, Hisa, and Haou all came out of Layla, Tara and Jaden.
"HIRO?!?!" they all shouted. "HOLY CRAP!! IT'S REALLY HIRO!!!"
"What's a 'Hiro'?" Jaden asked cocking his head to the side.
"And this is my gracious other half everyone!" Haou said pointing to Jaden. He then got dumb slapped by Hinata.
"Bomb happy idiot!" she muttered. "And Hiro is Kyle's other half, Jaden sweety. We thought that we would never see him cause all of us had come out one way or another already and we hadn't heard anything from him yet."
"I think that bastard broke my spleen!" Hiro said. Everyone just stared at him and then started to laugh really hard. "A little less laughing a little more help before I pass out would be nice!"
"Sorry Hiro!" Hisa said still snickering slightly. "We just didn't really expect you to say something like that!"
"How?! I'm always doing that and so does Kyle! And further more-" no further more. He passed out.
"GGGGGRRRRREEEEEAAAAATTTT!!!!!!" Layla said threw a sigh. "We havta carry him back! And with the way that he eats, he's gonna be heavy! Come on Tara! And you three, go back into our souls! And I swear to god Haou! If you torture Jaden, me and Hinata will gang up on you and make you wish you were never born!" the mini king went back into Jaden whimpering. Layla and Tara then put one of Kyle's arms around each of their shoulders and started to head back. "We will put him on a diet!"
OOOOOOO
"And that's how it all happened." Hiro concluded. As they were all walking, Hiro had been telling them about how he first showed up and made himself known to all the others. They had all laughed at some parts of the story. "If you wanna hear a funny story, go to Tara and ask how Hisa first came out!"
"I'm a little scared knowing her!" Chazz said.
"Yaaaaaaaaa it's really funny though!"
"Really funny, or scary?" Syrus asked.
"It's kinda the same thing with this family!" everyone except Hiro, Syrus, Amber, Sarah, Syrus, Jesse, and all the professional duelist and Serenity face faulted. "They're gonna get a concussion cause of us someday!" Hiro stated shaking his head back and forth.
OOOOOOO
Angel: that took longer than I had hoped!
Ani: why?
Angel: finally bought the GX manga and wanted to read some of it! but the next one doesn't come out till November some I'm mad! O well! That's what the internet is for after all!
Meki: that's true!
Angel: the holiness that is manga and fanfic! God I read more than I should! O! and Meki, if you wanna do that thing you do for Guardians here, just ask! And specify what you wanna do!
My brain is dead so I can't think of anything to give ya! But can ya review anyways cause you love me? (insert Jaden Chibi puppy eyes)
LATER!! -Angel