Just a little fluff piece.

"Oh God…yes! That feels so good! Right there! Ah! You are so wonderful! Oh…Oh…"

Edward shifted uncomfortably from his position on the bed next to Bella where he was giving her a massage. He leaned closer to her ear.

"That is not helping." He whispered.

Bella giggled.

"That's kind of my whole point."

"Why you little…"

He flipped her on her back and covered her body with his, grinning when he felt her baby bump. He swept her hair off of her forehead and smiled tenderly at her.

She smiled back.

"Can I ask you something? And not have you get mad at me?" He asked hesitantly.

"Depends on what it is." She eyed him warily.

"Are you happy about the babies? I mean, I know this was unplanned and I know we just adopted Emma and I know this is a big departure for you. Your life has changed so much, I get it, I do, but are you happy?" He asked.

Bella's heart broke at his uncertainty. She put a hand to his cheek.

"Silly brain man." She crooned. "I am just shocked. Everything is a shock. But to answer your question, yes I am happy. Scared, terrified, worried, but happy. Just promise me you won't leave me, that we will always be just like this. And if there is a problem, promise me we will fix it no matter what."

"I promise. We will always be like this. You, bossy and stubborn and me, your bitch for life." He teased.

She pushed him off of her.

"Ass!"

"For the last time, you love my ass."

She giggled.

"It is a nice ass. Very firm and…squeezable." She said.

"You make it sound like toilet paper."

"I didn't know what else to say." She said laughing.

"I love your laugh, your giggles, your eyes, your smile, your…breasts…especially now. Damn, they are big!"

Bella rolled her eyes.

"You are such a guy."

"Well…yeah." He smirked.

"They hurt." She complained.

"Want me to massage them?" He waggled his eyebrows.

"No, they hurt, however, there are other parts that may need massaging." She said seductively.

"Really? Like what?" He asked.

She whispered in his ear. He smirked again.

"I can do that." He murmured.

"Can you? Why don't you show me, Doctor. I need a full examination." She said, her voice husky and low.

He became instantly stupefied. His penis went at full mast in two seconds flat.

"Um…sure…um…I…you…"

Bella giggled.

"Maybe, I need another doctor. You know one who can actually form a sentence. I will go find him now." She made to get up and laughed loudly when he gently tackled her back on the bed.

"I don't think so Mrs. Cullen. I have you know that I am a very famous brain surgeon."

"But Doctor, I need a gynecologist." She said sweetly.

"Luckily for you, I did a gynie rotation so I am very well versed on the female anatomy."

"Ooh, well why don't you let me be the judge of that."

"Gladly. Hop on." He said.

"I am a cow! There will be no hopping." She giggled.

"You are beautiful. Always beautiful."

"Even when I am the size of this house?"

"Yep."

"Even when I have gas?"

"Yeah." He said rolling his eyes.

"Even when I have hemorrhoids?"

"Um…Bella…kind of ruining the mood here." He said, cringing.

"Oh…oops."

"Get over here." He growled.

He pulled her on top of him and slid his hands up and down her sides. He reached under her nightgown.

"No panties. Damn! That's hot." He said.

"I'm a hot person, I could do hot in my sleep." She shrugged.

"There will be no sleeping tonight." He informed her.

"Oh really. Are you 'up' for that? You know, you are forty-two years old now." She said seriously.

He cocked an eyebrow at her. He pulled her down to kiss her and with one hand took his thick penis out of his boxers and slid home with one move. She gasped into his mouth.

"How is that for 'up'?"

"Good…really fucking good…oh shit…you are so big." She moaned.

He gripped her hips and guided her movements. She took him all in, ground into his pelvis in a figure eight motion and then moved up until he was almost out of her core. Then she did it again and again and again, until he was a moaning nonsensical mess. She moved faster and faster until she was clenching his dick, milking his orgasm from him. They both screamed upon completion. They collapsed into a sweaty tangled mess of arms and legs.

He placed his hand on her small swollen abdomen.

"Do you think we are going to scar them for life?" She asked, her breathing irregular.

"Well, Emma is turning out alright." He pointed out.

"Yeah, but she is several doors down, they are right in the middle…literally."

"Bella, they don't have a clue what is going on and if you think I am going to stop having sex with you, then you are crazy. I live to be inside you. I would do it all day every day, if we wouldn't have to explain it to people." He said.

Bella laughed.

"Yeah, that might be awkward." She agreed.

"Hey bitch…" She said suddenly.

Edward laughed.

"Yes, my dear bossy wife."

"Your babies are hungry."

"They just ate steak, potatoes, corn, rolls, a tub of popcorn and some chocolate covered raisins. What more could they possible want?" He asked.

"That was for me. They want coffee ice cream with M&M's sprinkled on top. Ooh…and whipped cream." She ordered.

"Okay, I thought you like strawberry?"

"That was last week, this week it is coffee."

"Okay, coming right up." He moved to put on his boxers.

"No, I want you to serve me naked." She said.

"Okay…I will be right back."

"Ooh and I want pickles."

"For what?" He asked.

"The ice cream." She informed him, looking at him like it was such a simple answer.

"Of course it is. I knew that. Everyone eats pickles with coffee ice cream. What was I thinking?" He muttered as he went downstairs, naked, to fix his wife the world's most disgusting dessert. He hoped his children didn't come out eating all this crap.

"Oh and get me some relish!" She yelled down to him.

He gagged.

He was so taking a shower while she ate this.

What were some of your pregnancy cravings? Mine wasn't too much out of the ordinary. Mostly Taco Bell, Burger King, Mexican and Chinese...all at once.