SM OWNS TWILIGHT.
I wish I owned Rob's fine, fiiiine ass. Damn you Kristen!
David's a great date. He's a complete gentleman.
But he's definitely not stiff. He's incredibly funny and if anyone witnessed our date tonight they'd say we had some serious chemistry.
That'd be a lie, though. I feel nothing for him, other than he's crazy fun to be around.
I think he felt it too and we just made the best of the evening.
On the car ride home we fight over which radio stations to play. If dinner wasn't any indication that I wasn't going to go out with him again, then his choice in music is.
"Are you seriously trying to get me to listen to Jay-Z and Kanye?" I ask incredulously.
"Pshh this is the shiz, Bella. You don't know what you're talkin 'bout!" I practically choke on my own saliva.
I hope he's kidding. Shiz?
Oh god, but he's too beautiful to like that crap!
"You're kidding, right? As your friend, I have to tell you to stop it…and please don't talk like that," I giggle when he looks at me in mock hurt.
We drive up to my house and he turns off the car.
"Well, since I've disgusted you with my music." He grins. "The least I could do is finish this off like a proper date. Let me walk you to your door m'lady." He gets off the car and turns right back around. "Oh and stay there, let me open the door for you. Jay-z taught me how to treat a woman." He winks. Cheeky bastard.
He holds his hand out for me and I take it as I get out of the car. We walk up the path to the house hand-in-hand. We stand in front of my door like those awkward first dates, except it's not awkward and we're both trying not to laugh at our whole evening. It was fun and I know he's trying to make this as painful as possible for me. I will be getting him back for this.
He clears his throat, "So, Bella…um I had a great time tonight," he goes on with his game and we swing our clasped hands back and forth between us.
"Yeah. Me too. It was nice," I say, pretending to be shy. I stifle a laugh. Thank god this isn't real or I'd be wishing for someone to shoot me.
"Is it okay of I kiss you?" he murmurs softly. I can see the glint in his eyes. He's kidding but it still makes me blush.
Maybe just once?
I nod.
He leans in slowly and I'm gonna have a panic attack because this isn't supposed to happen. We were pretending!
Fuck it. I place my hand on his shoulder, ready to tilt my head toward his mouth. Mmm that mouth…slightly parted. Damn.
"Don't fucking kiss her!" A growl erupts from the sidewalk.
We pull away and Edward is stalking toward us, pissed.
Oh snap!