This is one of my favorite non canon, could be canon if Uncle Rick got off his ass and did something about it, pairings. It's right up there with MalcolmxMitchel and Tratie. Louanda forever!
Go check out the other (two) Lou EllenxMiranda stories. So cute! And then write you own. And MalcolmxMitchel. They need more love!
So sorry for not updating! I was working on some Pandora Hearts stuff, (still need to finish that) but I have a funny little percabeth coming up, so stay tuned.
Warnings: femslash. girlxgirl pairing. Don't like, don't read.
"Lou! Give it back!"
"You have to catch me first!" Lou Ellen giggled, sprinting away from the Dining Pavilion with Miranda's nose clutched tightly in her hand.
"LOU!" Miranda's normally low, alto voice was choked and nasally without her round, brown nose. She chased after her friend, one hand clutching her face.
Lou Ellen was faster, so she stopped near the edge of and hid behind one of the trees to wait for Miranda catch up. Grinning evilly she closed her hand tightly around the nose, and when she opened her hand again, it had vanished.
Breathing heavily, she peered around the tree trunk, expecting to see Miranda looking around for her, wondering where she'd gone with that adorable pissed off expression. But she wasn't there.
"Wha-"
"Gotchya!" Lou Ellen felt two arms wrap around her from behind and lift her into the air. She shrieked with laughter as Miranda hoisted her onto her shoulder and proceeded to drag her back to the cabins.
Halfway there Lou Ellen reached down and pinched Miranda's ass, just to ruffle her feathers. Miranda gave an undignified yelp and dropped Lou Ellen onto the grass. Then she was off again, making a dash for the stables. Miranda ran after her, cursing.
It had been like that from the beginning.
Lou Ellen and Miranda were both tall. They were both demigods. They were both horrible a sword fighting. And they both liked walking around barefoot. But that was where their similarities ended.
Miranda was brown, from her sun kissed skin to her hair. Even her eyes had only the slightest hazel green tint. She was tall and sturdy, curvy but conservative. As head counselor for the Demeter Cabin, she was used to telling her siblings what to do, organizing gardening projects and digging in the dirt. She worked closely with the Cloven Council and was involved in lots of mortal Save the Earth movements. She had a mean right hook, and her dad was the C.E.O. of a cereal manufacturing company.
Lou Ellen was not. She was left handed, and spent her days exercising her considerable capacity for magic on unfortunate passersby. She was tall too, but thin and pale, with some Asian background. She liked to pair her traditional orange camp T-shirt with stretchy yoga pants, and wore colorful scarves around her head, letting her multiple dark braids threaded through with beads and bits of things she found lying around spill out the back, and had henna tats running all over her body.
They had been friends since Lou Ellen had first come to Camp Halfblood, and Chiron had asked Miranda to show her around. Miranda had endured a whole day of blushing while Lou Ellen stood there and flirted so hard Miranda thought she might die of embarrassment. The next several days were much of the same, but Miranda had never taken Lou Ellen's interest seriously, until one day she found herself pressed against her cabin door after saying goodnight, with Lou Ellen's mouth covering her own.
When Lou Ellen had finally released her, she'd just winked and then dashed away, waving wildly and calling out that she would see Miranda the next day.
Miranda had stood there like an idiot until Katie had come outside to ask her what was wrong. That night she had had a long discussion with her half sister, and the next day she met Lou Ellen at their usual meeting place by the fountain.
She hadn't said anything at first, so Lou Ellen had started to speak. Before she had gotten the words out, Miranda had leaned forward and pressed her mouth softly to hers. Miranda had kept her eyes open, and she had seen Lou Ellen's dark eyes shift from black to blue to purple before her eyelids fluttered shut and she had sighed softly into Miranda's mouth.
Even now they chased each other.
They were almost at the stables when Lou Ellen suddenly whirled around, grabbing Miranda's wrists and catching her off guard. Miranda would have stumbled, but then they were spinning around and around until they finally twirled themselves right into the stable's outside wall.
They ended up sprawled on the ground in a tangle of limbs, and Lou Ellen was laughing so hard Miranda could feel it vibrating down her back.
Grumbling, Miranda pushed her girlfriend off and stood up, swaying from the residue dizziness. Lou Ellen did the same, and they stumbled into each other. Miranda reached out and grasped Lou's shoulder. Lou Ellen was still giggling, and it made holding onto her shoulder somewhat difficult.
They were suddenly very close. Lou Ellen grinned and leaned forward to nuzzle Miranda's mouth. Miranda pulled back after a second and clapped her hands to her nose, which had miraculously reappeared.
"Lou!"
"Sorry," Lou Ellen giggled. "You just look so cute!"
She wrapped her skinny arms around a darkly muttering Miranda and hummed tunelessly against her neck. Miranda hugged her back, melting under Lou Ellen's soft touch.
"You are in an unusually good mood," she told her.
"Mmmm," Lou Ellen hummed. "Your aura is making me giddy."
"Stop, I'm blushing," said Miranda dryly. Hecate daughter charm.
Lou Ellen ran her mouth up and down Miranda's neck. Miranda shivered, and then shrieked when she felt something sharp on her earlobe. She pulled back to see Lou Ellen giggling with Miranda's ear dangling from her teeth.
"LOU!"
Lou Ellen waggled her eyebrows.
"Come and get me!"
Cute, no? This site needs more femslash. Reasonable femslash. The 'Troll' needs to work on that.
Less than a month until BoO comes out! Gaaahhhhh, I CAN'T WAIT!