288. soo... Martin... WHAT THE HELL?! Why are you acting so corrupt? I swear you're Zach's twin right now.

Martin: *shrugs*

Chris: that's it? A shrug?

Martin: you wanted more? *growls in his face but accidentally makes Jacob cry*

Aviva: Martin! *slaps him*

That's for waking the baby AND being a jerk!

Koki: can you please hit him harder?

Aviva: gladly. *hands Chris baby and kicks Martin there and cracks his arm*

Martin: OWWW THAT HURT MF!

Koki: that's what a kitty felt when she gave birth to your son. Or maybe worse… I dunno. I've never given birth.

289. Did you know that DanTDM's favorite band is One Direction?!

Chris: I certainly didn't! My favorite is Fall Out Boy.

Aviva: mine too!

Koki: my favorite band is Green Day & Train.

Jimmy: I DID NOT know his fav band was one direction. You learn something new everyday!

Martin: *crying in pain on the floor* you… Miserable… B*tch!

290. What if Zach was at a oil platform in the Atlantic Ocean along with Aviva spying on none other than Gourmand. And lets just say that Aviva got caught because purple with brown and black is not good for camouflage. So, Zach and Aviva were both at the edge of the platform with Gourmy's army facing them and the spies facing the army. So, in their car forms, they reversed right into the ocean and the army went to see want happened to them. THEN, THEY BOTH POPPED UP BUT INSTEAD OF WHEELS, THEY HAD WATER SKIS WHERE THEIR WHEELS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE? (SORRY, MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN)

Aviva: amazing! And don't worry. My cap locks on my laptop breaks all the time.

Chris: where they get the skis tho?

Koki: yea…

291. So who exactly took Kitty to the hospital? And what happened on the way there?

Chris: I did. And nothing happened. Just heavy traffic because it was 1 IN THE MORNING!

Aviva: hey don't blame me! It was Jacob wasn't it little cutie?

Jacob: *little baby giggles*

Chris: *smiles* nothing but traffic and the hurry up I feel the baby coming. Luckily the car is still clean.

292. So how did kitty take the news with Martin just leaving the baby with her? Are you guys going to help her? Right now she probably needs all the help she can get?

Aviva: not very well… I heard them talking, she was in the bed next to me. She began telling Martin about how much of a jerk he was and that she'd put Kratt on the birth certificate so he'd suffer because it would follow him around and *takes breath* that if he went near Nathan she would call the cops and have him sentenced to life in prison. Woah that was a mouthful.

Chris: of course we're going to help her! She needs it. I just sent some money to her.

Aviva: chris is a great guy isn't he? He's not even the father and he takes care of it better than an uncle ever can. ARE you the father?

Chris: no. Why would I? I already have a son. *smiles at boy sleeping in aviva's grasp*

Martin: help me! It hurts! You know I can die of bleeding excessively right?!

Aviva: so do women and we aren't dead… *rolls eyes*

Koki: just ignore him Aviva.

Martin: I'm sorry about everything I truly am just help me please!

Jimmy: no.

Martin: please I'll do anything!


Shoutout to DanTDM! And everyone else who reviews their questions! They're true genius! Brilliant! I love answering them! Thanks for all the help guys! Internet huggies for everyone!