South Park 10 Years Later
Co-Written with GreyKing46
Disclaimers: We do not own any of these characters except the OC's in our profiles:
WARNING! This fanfiction contains LGBT themes, incest suggestions, racist comments and themes and religious poking. The writers of this fanfiction do not enforce nor encourage the bashing or discrimination of ANYONE who is of the LGBT community, nor do we enforce racism or racist comments. The writers of this fanfiction do not condone discrimination of religions or religious icons; this fanfiction is satirical humour ONLY. The reasons for our storylines with Stan and Karen are because of human psychology continuing from their storylines in the actual series. Stan being confused with his gender from Episode 1 of Season 18 as well as his dad's double life as Lorde. Meanwhile, Karen is from human psychology with what Kenny says as Mysterion and her current background
Chapter 36
Kenny was sweating, today was the day. He was graduating from the academy
'God damn...I never thought I'd graduate here...with all that's happened...I thought I'd never graduate.' Kenny thought as he saw his, Izzy's, Kyle's and Avril's family all there to see him.
"Morgan Holt." The speaker proclaimed
He saw his friend going up, and took another deep calming breath
"Kenneth McCormick." The speaker followed
Kenny began to walk up and await his diploma as a certified police officer.
His friends and family cheered as he shook his instructors hand
"Congratulations son." the instructor smiled
As Kenny walked with his head held high he walked back to his seat and awaited the last words before he was back with his friends and family.
"Now...to all of our new graduates: Wear your badges with honour, duty and justice. You protect your homes and make your home safe and your families proud. Congratulations: Graduates of South Park." The speaker smiled
The new graduates threw their mortar boards in the air as they became the new members of the South Park police force.
'I did it.' Kenny thought proudly as everyone cheered 'I really did it.'
*time skip*
Kenny, his friends and family where all at Kyle's house as everyone celebrated his graduation. Well, Avril and Wendy weren't there as they said they had a surprise
"Here, congrats bro." Kevin handed his brother a glass of juice "I don't trust myself around alcohol."
"Thanks Kevin." He smiled
"You'll be an awesome cop Kenny." Kyle smiled
"Thanks dude." Kenny smiled and saw Catelyn in Clara's arms.
"How's the family?" He smiled, turning to his best friend
"You know, starting out...although it's been a rough ride." Kyle answered
"I'm sure you'll be fine." Kenny nodded as the doorbell went off
"Think that's Avril and Wendy?" Izzy asked as she opened the door.
Standing there WAS indeed Wendy and Avril. Wendy was dressed in an orange skin tight leather outfit with heeled boots that reached her knees and gloves with 'claws' at the end, the suit unzipped down to her naval, and she was wearing a necklace with white wine tooth charms on it. Avril was dressed in a skin tight black rubber looking outfit with a white star symbol on her chest, a white sash tied around her waist, white wrist length gloves, white stiletto mid-shin length boots, a knee length white cape and a white 'M' shaped headdress. The two were dressed up as their respective DC characters for the adult films of Willow Models, Vixen and the female Doctor Light. Since in all 'adult' videos they were photo-shopped to be a black woman and Japanese she-male respectively they were given parts where their 'nationality' matched then character.
"Anyone order some Heroines?" Avril said happily, waving
"Holy...Cats..." Izzy's brain stopped working
"What the hell?!" Kenny snapped
"What?" Wendy asked
"We wanted to celebrate Kenny, so Melody let us take our costumes from our films and we came to party!" Avril grinned
"...I hope you haven't done anything weird in them." Clara asked
"Nah, these are the 'acting' versions." Avril waved off "We have alternate versions of the suits with special zippers and parts missing for the sex scenes."
"Avril!" Clara went wide eyed and covered Kate's ears.
"What?" Avril asked "She can't even understand many words yet."
"Still..." Clara stroked Catelyn's head.
"Sorry." Wendy laughed
"Well, this is a party. Let's have some fun." Avril smiled
"I'm going in the other room." Lance quickly spoke going into the kitchen
"What's with him?" Wendy asked
"Dad gets nervous around girls in costumes." Izzy answered
"One of the reasons he doesn't go to Comic-Con." Clara answered
"... Okay?" Wendy shrugged
"Any way. Congrats to OFFICER Kenny!" Avril cheered
"Officer Kenny!" Everyone cheered
As the celebrations carried on Lance and Chloe were talking in the kitchen "You okay dear?"
"Just...Don't worry about it. I'm fine." Lance nodded "It's Kenny's party, we should enjoy it."
"Come on dear, you should enjoy it to. I'll wear the bunny costume when we get home." Chloe smiled
"Thanks Hun." Lance smiled
"You're welcome." She smiled, kissing him
And so the party was underway
*Time Skip*
"So... What we doing today?" Avril asked as she, Wendy and Kyle entered work
"Well you two have got three shoots, followed by a catwalk experiment for Ms Dahl's next runway show." Kyle read off his schedule "And finally you have cameos in the Marvel films for one scene as your said characters. Non-sex."
"Alright; what about you?" Wendy asked kindly.
"I've got some meetings, a lunch date with the Marvel & DC executives and then sifting through these potential newcomers." Kyle answered
"Well, have fun." Avril waved
"I'll have to read some comics for it to be fun." Kyle joked "See you around."
*With Kenny*
Kenny smiled as he woke up, Izzy curled at his side
'My girlfriend...and my first day as a cop...Man a lot's happened these past few months.' Kenny thought happily as he slid from his bed. "But I wouldn't have it any other way." He smiled
"Hmm...Ken, don't go..." Izzy mumbled
Kenny kissed her gently and slid upwards and went to the kitchen there he saw a note by the kettle "What's this?" He wondered and read it:
Kenny we need to get a birthday gift for Catelyn. Love Izzy
"Damn, I nearly forgot." Kenny groaned
'What do babies like?' He thought 'Something soft, non-threatening, cute, and cuddly...' "Oh...cuddly bunny."
"I'll grab it after work."
"Hmm...Kenny...You still in?" Izzy's voice called out tiredly.
"Yea!" He called, putting his shoes on
"Good..." Izzy slept walked to Kenny slumping onto his back "Cause I want to kiss you good luck."
Kenny smiled, kissing her lovingly
"Every day since I've known you I've had good luck." Kenny chuckled
"Hey I better get ready. Don't want to be late or hungry." Kenny thought
"Okay." She sighed, nodding
Kenny got a good bowl of cereal down his neck and got a shower for the day in his new officer uniform. He was ready to protect South Park and get paid for it.
"I'll be home." He smiled
"Try not to die, okay?" Izzy teased
"I promise." Kenny nodded "And if I die, I'm back alive near instantly anyway." He laughed
"Don't get cocky mister! I still worry. And don't be late to your niece's birthday." Izzy told Kenny
"I won't and I'll pick up her present in my way there." He nodded, getting in the car "Love you." Kenny called out
"Love you too." Izzy smiled
'Well, going to work as a police officer...not what I'd expect from an Old-God Spawn, but still...it's amazing he IS one.' Lilith smiled
"Yea." Izzy smiled, putting her hand on her stomach without noticing or realising
*At The Police Station*
Kenny drove up and parked his car in the parking sections where it felt weird, he never expected to DRIVE to the police area as one of them, yet there was a sense of pride and honour he felt like he was as Mysterion.
"This is AWESOME." He smiled 'First day...' Kenny thought 'I can do it.'
Kenny entered the Police Station where he was welcomed by Yates and the other officers to thunderous applause.
"Ehehe... Hey." He said nervously, waving
"Welcome to the South Park Police Officer McCormick." Yates smiled
"Thanks." He nodded
"Let's get to work."
*At Willow Models*
"Nice work girls." Melody clapped as Avril and Wendy both wore tight dressed while going up and down the catwalk
"Okay...last picture being uploaded and...Done. Got them Ms Dahl." Douchebag and Frieda spoke
"Good." Melody nodded, her stomach very large from her pregnancy
"How's the baby Ms Dahl?" Frieda asked kindly.
"It's... She's fine." Melody nodded
"I hope so." Avril smiles
"It's a girl?" Wendy asked excitedly
"Yeah, had a scan earlier in the week." Melody smiled
"That's great!" Avril smiled
"I know...a little baby." Melody smiled
"I hope you're gonna have a quiet birth Ms Dahl. Last thing you need is it being proclaimed to the paparazzi." Douchebag answered
"True." Wendy nodded. She was also pregnant, but she was not showing yet
"Thank you for your input Douchebag." Avril smiled
"No problem, anything for the Drow-Elf King's top warrior." Douchebag chuckled
"Err..." Melody raised her eyebrow
"We played for The Stick of Truth." Avril admitted
"It was a game we played when we were in the fourth grade." Avril added
"Back when she was a boy." Wendy chuckled
"I THINK we still have our costumes..." Wendy smiled looping her arms around Avril's waist
"Ooh...Douchebag, what about you?" Avril smiled
"Well...Yes and no..." Douchebag answered "YES I still got the old costumes. NO because I don't know where my original one was."
"Neeeeeeeeeeerd." The two sang jokingly
"MAYBE, but I'M not the one who's STILL wearing those clothes from ten years ago." Douchebag rebutted
"We can't wear them, they are too small." Avril scoffed
"With THOSE bodies...I wouldn't be surprised if you modified them to fit." Douchebag answered
"We haven't done that yet." Wendy admitted
"Come on girls, you've got that cameo to film." Melody called "For the next Marvel film."
"Which film is it anyway?" Avril asked "I didn't hear what ones are being filmed besides the ones we appear in."
"The new Ant-Man & Wasp film." Melody smiled
"Cool." Avril nodded
"We need to check with Kyle what the next film we're in is." Wendy pointed out
"Of course, he should be in Meeting Room 2." Melody smiled
"We'll sort it out, get changed and then meet you on set five, 'kay?" Avril smiled
"Of course." Melody nodded
"Later!" Wendy waved, the wives running off
'I love those girls.' Melody smiled "Come on, we've got footage to render."
"Yes boss." Doucebag nodded
*with Kyle*
"Here are the contracts Mr Broflovski." The DC representative gave the contract to Kyle.
"Aha. And you Madam?" Kyle turned his attention to the Marvel representative.
The woman nodded and passed him another contract. They were renegotiating their contracts for with you each individual model of the company
"Okay let's see..." Kyle combed through the contracts carefully, making sure there wasn't any trapping clauses or anything that would bite them in the ass.
"They all seem good." He nodded, signing as a witness "I'll get my clien..."
"Hey Kyle." Avril smiled as she entered with Wendy
"... Speak of the devil." Kyle sighed
"Hello, I'm Wendy Testaburger and this is my spouse Avril." Wendy smiled politely
"Hi." Avril greeted
"Your contracts are all good. Just need to sign them." Kyle explained
Avril and Wendy saw Kyle's signature at the bottom to signify that Kyle would be their agent during the films and during their stay at Marvel and DC.
So with a few quick pen strokes the contracts where all signed and valid
"There: signed, sealed and above board. We'll see you at the rehearsals." The two representatives smiled
"Kyle, what's the next film's we are staring in?" Avril asked
"It's "Ant-Man & Wasp" and "Teen Titans" I believe." Kyle answered
"We're cameoing in Ant-Man & Wasp... Wait. We're staring in Teen Titans?!" Avril said, gasping "Vixen and Doctor Light aren't in Teen Titans yet! We must appearing as mentors for Beast Boy and Raven!"
"I think. The script should be in your cubbies by Friday." Kyle shrugged
"Brilliant!" Wendy smiled hugging Avril.
"Yea!" Avril grinned "Can't wait for the script! People really liked our scenes in Justice League International, Green Arrow and Flash. So let's make the next one even better!"
"Excellent. Well, we'll see you at the studios." the representatives smiled. "Good day sir and madams."
"Bye." Wendy waved
"We should get changed for our cameo. We have an hour until shooting and those suits are VERY tight." Avril smiled
"I wonder if they'll let us keep them after shooting?" Wendy smiled seductively
"Idon'tneedtobehereforthis!" Kyle quickly left collecting the papers.
"We'd need the sex versions if we want to keep them." Avril smiled
"I know...but TIGHT-FITTING SPANDEX SUITS...Imagine the fun..." Wendy smiled
"Yours is leather, mine is rubber." Avril corrected with a wink
"Shall we call Melody?" Wendy asked caressing Avril's bust and waist.
"AFTER work baby." Avril giggled "No wait, its Cats birthday. After that."
"Okay...You have her gift?" Wendy pouted
"Yes. Don't worry." Avril smiled
"Good." Wendy sighed "Well come on, we need to get Marvel-ified."
"Okay." Avril smiled
*With Clara and Catelyn*
"Hey Birthday Girl." Clara smiled as she picked up the now awake baby
"Mama!" Catelyn burbled seeing her mother.
"Oh...clever girl." Clara smiled happily. "Mommy loves you." She smiled, holding her close
"Mama..." Catelyn smiled hugging her mother's chest.
"Come on, let's go see Grandma and Grandpa..." Clara walked gently to the door.
"Yay!" Catelyn cheered
Downstairs Lance and Chloe were getting everything ready for the birthday girl: balloons, cute cards and streamers.
"Hey!" Clara called as she walked down the stairs "Look who's here!"
"Here she is: The Birthday Girl." Chloe smiled happily seeing Cat
"Oh look at the big girl." Lance grinned
"Gwam-ma, Gwam-pa!" Cat smiled reaching out to her maternal grandparents.
The two smiled, taking her carefully from Clara
"She's so tiny...She reminds me of you and Izzy, Clara." Lance smiled
"Dad...EVERYONE is tiny compared to you." Clara smiled
Chloe chuckled softly at that
"You're gonna be a great mother Clara." Lance praised their daughter
"Thank you." She smiled
The doorbell sounded "I wonder who that is?" Lance wondered and went to open the door.
"Hi daddy!" Izzy smiled holding a large box in her arms.
"Hello Sir." Kenny added rubbing his head awkwardly.
"Now where's the cute little birthday girl?" Izzy smiled
"Dizzy, dizzy!" Catelyn smiled seeing her aunt
"Err...did she...?" Izzy asked
"Don't look at me. I didn't teach her that." Clara answered
"It makes sense." Kenny chuckled
"Well...we got something that WILL make you dizzy, silly." Izzy handed over the box that Kenny and her wrapped up.
Cat gasped, staring at the present in amazement
"It's a bunny." Clara smiled
"Bunny?" Catelyn asked
"Yes, a fluffy bunny." Izzy reassured them
It was a purple furred rabbit toy holding a banjo
"He's called Bonnie." Kyle smiled
"Where'd you get that?" Clara asked
"It's part of a set called the Fazbear Friends." Izzy replied
"How many is there in the set?" Chloe asked
"...Too many." Izzy deadpanned
"There are only like four or so." Kenny shrugged "But a second wave of six is coming out in a few weeks. And then another four planned."
"Like I said: too many..." Izzy sighed
"At least it's not like Transformer's with a million figures a line." Kenny replied
"Like SOME people. RIGHT Lance?" Chloe gave a sly remark.
"That series was awesome." Lance pouted "Michael Bay ruined it..."
"Yep." Kenny agreed
"Come on it's a party. Let's enjoy it." Izzy smiled
"Sorry we're late. Just had to get Cate's present." Wendy apologised as she and Avril drove up.
"No worries. Kenny and Izzy just came this minute." Clara smiled "Look, it's Aunty Wendy and Aunty Avril."
"Yaaaaay!" Cat cheered
"At least they aren't dressed up again." Kenny laughed
'Phew.' Lance mentally sighed
"We've got her present." Wendy smiled handing a similar sized box to Clara and Catelyn.
"It's not a Bonnie Bunny is it?" Clara asked
"No." Avril answered as Clara gently tore the wrapping off as Catelyn cuddled Bonnie "It's Chica Chicken."
Cat squealed happily
"I'm starting to see a pattern here." Izzy deadpanned
"Huh?" Wendy asked
"Bonnie, Chica..." Clara pointed "I'm expecting the Freddy's and Foxy to come now."
"Err..." Lance chuckled and pulled out another similar sized box
"Daddy." Clara chuckled
"What?" Lance defended "They're popular." he defended his and Chloe's choice.
"What is it?" Kyle said in pretend excitement next to Cat "I wonder what it is."
As Cat and Clara opened the gift it was a Foxy doll. "Foxy...had to be..." Clara smiled knowing they planned this.
"Yay!" She cheered
"At least his hook is plush." Clara smiled handing the plush fox to their daughter.
"Knock, knock." Ike's voice called out.
"Hey Ike." Kyle smiled
"Hi bro. I got my niece a nice gift." Ike produced a similar sized box like the other cuddly toys.
"Freddy Fazbear?" Kyle, Clara and the family asked
"...How'd you guess?" Ike asked
"We got her the rest of the first wave besides the secret extra 'Gold Freddy." Kyle explained
"Err..." Ike rubbed the back of his head.
"Don't tell me..." Kyle groaned lightly with a smile
"Hi bubala." Sheila and Gerald came in holding another box
"Wow. Just... She's got all of them." Avril groaned
"I'm glad they didn't get her a security guards outfit." Kyle whispered to Clara
"They... Sell that?" Clara said in shock
"Yeah but I wouldn't worry. Only a moron who hasn't played Five Nights would get her that." Avril reassured her "...Oh no..."
"What is it?" Clara asked
"Happy birthday Cat." Randy's voice cheered
"Dad no!" Avril yelled, pouncing at her father and pushing him away
"ACK!" Randy was flung away.
"Nice save." Wendy praised her wife.
"What is WITH him?" Avril panted "If it's not this it's: playing Warcraft, or being a chef."
"Or worse." Kenny joked
"Can we enjoy Cat's birthday now?" Clara asked
"Sorry." Everyone sighed
To be continued