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***At Genkai's not-so-humble abode***
"Here." A rather irritated Genkai thrust a hairbrush into Hiei's hand.
Hiei looked down at it while Yusuke yelled, "Thanks, Hag!"
The group then set off to go back to Koenma's office with the hairbrush, all vaguely wondering why Genkai kept a hairbrush of Toguro's… that and why Toguro had a hairbrush to start with….
***At Koenma's not-at-all-humble abode***
"Here," Hiei placed the hairbrush on Koenma's desk, "Now can you restore Toguro's memory, so we can cure Yusuke's insanity, so… I can kill him?"
"Um, yes and no," Koenma answered, "Rather, yes we can restore his memory, but no you are not allowed to kill him."
"Since when has 'not allowed to' stopped me?" Hiei demanded.
Koenma glared at him, "Do NOT kill my best detective." Koenma shook his head and rubbed his temples, "If you do YOU have to do all of the paperwork."
Hiei paled and quickly decided that killing Yusuke wasn't worth it.
"Anyway," Kuwabara, who had, conveniently, and probably for the only time in his life, gone unnoticed until he coughed to try to redirect the flow of the conversation. "About Toguro's memory…" he prompted.
"Ah, right," Koenma paused to collect his thoughts and then said, "Um, this is a bit complicated…." Koenma attempted to look superior, however, in his baby form, the effect was completely lost.
"Just tell us already!" Yusuke demanded as he fought the urge to roll his eyes, no, rolled his eyes pointedly, for Yusuke never fights off urges like that.
"Fine," Koenma sighed, "Toguro just needs to focus his energy on the hair; by the way, the reason we can't do this with ordinary mortals is because most of them don't know how to properly focus their energy, making this process totally ineffectual, in case you were wondering."
"We weren't," Hiei snapped at him.
"….. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii …" Toguro informed them both of his presence and of his intentions in one drawn-out and annoyingly lacking in useful information sentence. {Irony much? XD}
"Oooo. Shiny….." Kuwabara said, much resembling an idiot {no, wait, he is one}, as the hair on the hairbrush began to glow, presumably as Toguro focused his energy on it.
"I know," Koenma said proudly, as if he had just saved the world from sure doom, "My special effects are amazing aren't they?"
"Just stop the stupidity," Hiei, who normally wouldn't have said anything, commented sarcastically, because he had been around idiots for far too long. Hiei's only current wish was to spend some time alone with someone reasonably intelligent. {COUGHCOUGHKURAMACOUGHCOUGH}
"…." Toguro began, much to everyone's irritation, "IIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiii …."
"Great," Yusuke said, "Now can you tell them, so that I can prove that I am perfectly sane?"
"…." Toguro responded.
***After a tense silence***
"Well?" Koenma demanded.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, , ssssssssooooooorrrrrrr—" Toguro began.
"Don't apologize, just tell us!" Yusuke snapped.
"." Toguro began.
***With 'the blue people' {a.k.a. Boton, Touya, and Yukina} ***
"So what shall we do today?" Touya asked once they were all awake and dressed.
"How about we have another conversation," Yukina suggested, "After all, that made yesterday fly by like we weren't actually bored out of our minds for close to twelve hours." {Yes, when you have nothing better to do, one tends to sleep about twelve hours… trust me XD}
"Alright," Boton interjected, "but what should we talk about? We wrapped up yesterday's topic quite nicely." Boton attempted to make sure that the topic from yesterday did not come back to haunt her.
"Um," Touya fumbled for a topic, "How about the world's problems?"
"Which world?" Boton asked.
"Um… the human one." Touya decided.
Boton laughed, "No way. That place has WAY too many problems."
"Which makes it a good topic," Touya refuted. Boton nodded, recognizing defeat.
So, Yukina, Boton, and Touya discussed World Hunger, Global Warming, recent wars among places that no one there knew anything about, and eventually the topic of gay versus straight….
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