Nothing like saying that you're gonna drop a story-ish thing only to bring it back every three thousand years, am I right?

Amy: Like your fan fiction account these days.

Me: Hahaha, too far fam (-_-).

Amy: What's with the Frisk face? Don't be mad at me for telling the truth.

Me: Ignoring her, today is February 6th! You know what that means!

Amy:...Actually, I'm honestly lost.

Me: You don't know what Feb 6th is?

Amy: Nope. Should I?

Me: Well, it's only your dude-friend's birthday.

Amy: Wow, seriously?

Me: Hold up a moment, lemme find it..."Diary: Feb. 6 MEW gave birth. We named the newborn MEWTWO."

Amy: But that may not be the exact date.

Me: Huh?

Amy: What about the exact date of his creation? What about the date of his first drawn in appearance?

Me:...You know, I've never thought of it like that...

Amy: And what if you don't follow the game? What if you follow the movie, where Mew didn't give birth to Mewtwo-

Me: This was suppose to be a salute to one of the best original legendaries, not question every little damn thing.

Amy: Whatever, just start it already. I'm still salty that I've got to wait even longer for my sequel.

Me: You'll get a sequel, no worries, it'll just take me some time is all. Not to mention that I don't think anyone here remembers or even knows your story.

Amy:...If you don't say it, I'll say it for you.

Me: Alright, alright, fine.

ONWARDS!

Amy: Happy B-day Mewtwo!

Mewtwo: Oh, thank you. I didn't think you'd remember.

Amy: I got you a thing!

Mewtwo: You shouldn't have.

Amy: It's a laser pointer!

Mewtwo:...It's gonna be one of those days...

Amy: Aww, Mewtwo, don't leave me hanging!

Mewtwo: And why should I not?

Amy: I'm the only reason you're not forever a-CLONE!

Mewtwo: You've made that joke once before.

Amy: I looked it up, Dragon ball Z came before Pokemon.

Mewtwo:...Okay...

Amy: With that said, I have a question.

Mewtwo: You'll ask it either way...

Amy: Were you a copy of Mew or Freza?

Mewtwo:...Where's Link when you need him?

Amy: While I'm on the subject, have you seen your Mega evolution?

Mewtwo: I have.

Amy: Did you take that whole "final form" idea from Freza too?

Mewtwo:...

Amy: Aww, come on MewMew, don't be like that!

Mewtwo: NEVER call me that again.

Amy: It's better then fetus thingy.

Mewtwo:...Why am I with you?

Amy: Because you love me!

Amy: A serious moment.

Mewtwo: Wasn't aware you knew what that meant.

Amy: I loved the Pokemon movie.

Mewtwo: I am not to keen-

Amy: Best part was Ash getting stoned.

Mewtwo:...I heard that many people cried during that part...

Amy: Don't you love cross overs?

Mewtwo: I am not to fond of them, no.

Amy: Well shut up, cause I have a joke for it. What happens when you put MLP and Pokemon together?

Mewtwo:...What do you get?

Amy: "Rainbowed Ash".

Mewtwo:...

Amy: Yeah, I know, that was a stretch...

Amy: Might I AXEW a question?

Mewtwo: Could you not?

Amy: If Greninja is based off of Miley Cyrus, what are you based off of?

Mewtwo:...That's more offensive to Greninja then I-

Amy: Oh, my bad; Freza is worst then Cyrus.

Mewtwo: When will it be over?

Amy: Oh come on, Mewtwo!

Mewtwo:...

Amy: It could be worse.

Mewtwo:...

Amy: You could look like another Dragon bll Z character.

Mewtwo:...

Amy: Your mega evolution looks like Majin buu.

Mewtwo:...I disown every connection to you.

Amy: Oh, come on, MEW gotta be kidding me.

Mewtwo:...

Amy: You thought that the Puns would be over? Ha, that's an ONIX-pected expectation.

Mewtwo: You've done Pokemon Puns already, you've used those before-

Amy: Shut the MUK up, dude!

Mewtwo: Hey, language-

Amy: It's only now you call me out on that? You gotta be LITTEN me!

Mewtwo: Don't drag Alola into this-

Amy: But you asked FURRET.

Mewtwo: I don't know how Link is able to put up with you-

Amy: He doesn't. With that said, I'm so funny, I think I FRAXURE-d my funny CUBONE.

Mewtwo: Stop, this isn't healthy-

Amy: Since when have I cared for my own health!? There's a reason I'm not with Obama care, I was told it would be HAXORUS.

Mewtwo: Do I need to call in Doctor Mario?

Amy: No, he's gonna inspect my SATOSHI, if you get my drift.

Mewtwo: (0_0) That's not right...

Amy: You're right, they're CHESNAUGHT right.

Mewtwo:...

Amy: Aww, don't be all quiet! Don't make me PICHU!

Mewtwo: I don't understand that one-

Amy: Don't worry. I'll get high off, WEEDLE do just right!

Mewtwo: Don't do drugs.

Amy: Don't be ODDISH.

Mewtwo: Is that a joke because Oddish looks like a weed?

Amy: Nah, he can't be elected. Like Trump, I'd rather not ELECTABUZZ-ed candidate for anything.

Mewtwo: I don't believe that Trump has ever been drunk during a speech-

Amy: I'd be drunk too if I were Trump, have you seen all the shit he's done so far?

Mewtwo: I'm going to cut it off now before we get hate comments on this part.

Amy: Are you people happy? Yeah, that's right, you on the other side of this screen. Are you happy with this? Are you happy that I'm staking my relationship for you guys to laugh at poorly timed jokes and shitty puns?

Cause I am.

I haven't had this much stupid fun in a while!

Now, there's one last thing to make it complete...

Amy: Hey, Link.

Link: I have nothing to do with this chapter, why am I here?

Amy: Don't be like that, I missed you buddy!

Link: I'm not even from Pokemon!

Amy: You know, you look like I'm grinding your gears.

Link:...My bad Amy joke senses are tingling...

Amy: If you were a Pokemon, would you be a Kling Klang?

Link:...That sounds VERY racist.

My God, it has been forever since I last did one of these.

IDK if these are even jokes anymore, they're more like stupid references.

Amy: Cringe. Cringe stupid references.

Me: I can't fight against that, youse right.

Oh, and just an update, I'm thinking about starting another Black Butler story around the 21st, if I can get it all finalized and shit.

Erin: Oh my God, please don't do a re-write for me.

Me: What? Oh, no, yeah, I'm not doing that. I like From Ash to Dust a lot, one of my favorite stories I've written.

Amy:...the salt is real.

Erin: Ha! Even the author thinks I'm better then you!

Me: While FATD is great, SSBU was my first real story. Even if it wasn't really meant to have much of a story.

Amy: Haha! Nostalgic!

Me:...Anyway...

I'm sure that other people atlas had the idea to write Mewtwo a little something, and this is my (rather shitty) contribution! I hope you guys enjoyed, I still wanna see if I can get to a hundred, I just doubt I will any time soon!

With that said, till next time! Bai bai!

(NOTE: I feel needed to say this; I'm not hating on Trump. I feel that this country voted for this man, and in such, we need to give him a chance. Yes, I make jokes and poke fun at him, but I am willing to stand behind and support most of what he thinks. Thank you for your time, please don't leave hate reviews, and have a great one!)