A/N: I'm so sorry for the wait! Prepare to be mobbed with update emails – if you want to be that is XD
Chapter 36
It was cold.
It was dark.
It was freaking Antarctica.
And in 5 minutes Clint had lost sight of his partner in crime.
"TONY WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?" Clint shouted into the blizzard.
"Meep."
Clint froze as he slowly turned around.
There was nothing there in the darkness. His eye twitched.
"Meep."
He quickly glanced to his left – white snow was all he saw for miles.
"Meeeeeeeep."
Clint fearfully glanced below his feet and paled.
Hundreds of massive glowing green mutated eyes of hungry ice fish looked back up at him – like he was a tasty snack.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!" he screamed as he ran across the ice with the pack of mutated glow fish swimming after him below the thin sheet of ice.
"Meeeeep! meep! meep! meep! Meeeeeeeeeeep!" the large freaky fish chanted as they swam after him.
Crack.
Clint froze as he stared at the large cracks appearing on the ice in horror.
"No…no…oh god no!" he said frantically jumped around. The mob of fish waited in anticipation.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEP!" they all said together. The vibrations were too much for the ice.
CRACK!
"NOOOOOOO!" Clint shouted as he crashed into the water. It was freezing cold!
The freaky glowing fish surrounded him instantly.
Clint stared at the hungry pack of fish.
The man-eating fish stared back.
"Meep." one of the said raising his little fin.
"I DON'T WANNA BE FISH FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D! Clint screamed as he marathon swam through the water as fast as his thick parka would let him.
Meanwhile in a tiny igloo not too far away.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tony died laughing hysterically as he watched the poor man swim for his life through a little camera attached to his parka.
He fell off his snow chair still laughing.
However he froze as he stared at a pair of odd flippers. He slowly looked up and came face to face with the unimpressed face of a king penguin.
"What? It's a social experiment!" Tony said defensively to the penguin watching him cackling in his igloo laboratory. Equipped with everything ice could possibly make. Even an espresso machine.
"Squeak," the penguin said slowly as it waddled closer. Tony narrowed his eyes at the self-righteous penguin.
"I ain't scared of you flippers," he said dangerously.
The penguin promptly whipped out a machine gun.
"Squeak," he said more threateningly.
Tony's hands instantly went up.
BANG!
The next thing he knew he had his butt in the snow outside his igloo as the igloo door slammed shut behind him. He looked up an came face to face with an army of gigantic penguins staring him down.
"D-d-d-oes anyone wanna cuddle?" he squeaked as he shivered from the cold.
All the female penguins shared an evil look. Then they attacked.
"I HAVE A GIRLFRIEEEEEEEEND!" Tony shouted as he mobbed to the ground.
The animals of the antarctic were not happy with these foreigners.
A/N: Let me know if I should continue! I know it's been sometime since the last update. Still interested?