Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows
dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're
afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that
the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
--Jay Leno
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Pietro: She's gone too far!
Wanda: This is only a stepping stone. Next will be John.
Pietro: That's only marginally better!
Wanda: So says you. I happen to think a guy who can make my enemies spontaneously combust with a lighter a valuable asset.
Evan: What am I then?!
Pietro: Chopped liver.
Evan: Oh yeah?! Well, I'm dating your sister dude!
Dexroth: That was a shameless adaptation of Laureate's joke in the past reviews.
Pietro: Figures. He can't make his own jokes.
Evan: Hey Wanda, would you consider a guy that uses spikes to beat your brother to death?
Wanda: Everything's worth consideration.
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Unrequited love.
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Ray: On whose part?
Roberto: Bet you its Wanda.
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He loved her, but it was for naught.
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Roberto: DARN!
Beck: See? If you hadn't tried making bets on my writing you might have won.
Ray: He had to make a bet to win.
Beck: Well I guess it was just a lose-lose situation.
Arcane: Is Dex here?
Beck: Why don't you just have Danny kiss you and make it all better?
Arcane: It's the principle of the thing. *walks off*
Beck: Wow. He didn't try to deny his feelings this time.
Arcane: *yelling* He took advantage of a girl I only like as a friend!
Beck: Oh well.
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Wanda was his star. A princess held in the clutches of an evil, conniving madman, her brother.
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Pietro: Hey!
Evan: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Wanda: I won't have you guys keep making comments about me. *ZAP*
Evan+Pietro: GAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Wanda: Sleep it off.
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And yet, that star would never shine for him.
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Magneto: WHO STOLE MY ACOLYTES!?
Dexroth: How do you know they're stolen? They're always wandering off anyway.
Magneto: THIS! *brandishes note*
Dexroth: *reads aloud* I stole your Acolytes. Just for a tiny bit. Love, bacon the pig. Well, it says who stole them right there, what are you going on about?
Magneto: Do you know how hard it is to ask the phone company about information when you have to give them a name like that?
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He wished he could kiss her, but for him, that ship had sailed. He lived underground, she lived in the light. Their hearts could never love.
And that thought always broke his heart.
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Kitty: How sad…
Calypso: *still fuming*
Whiplash: Realm9 says hi. *gives Kitty choclates*
Kitty: EEE! I love chocolate! But they'll make me fat.
Calypso: You could stand to gain some weight. *storms off*
Kitty: Like, what's with her?
Whiplash: She's just jealous cause she can't get the guy she wants and you and me got the guys falling down and worshipping the ground we walk on.
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Far away from a lovelorn Spyke, a different heart was searching.
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Dexroth: Could you be more specific?
Beck: Hey now, I'm trying to be poetic.
Tabby: So someone else is gonna die?
Beck: Just because I'm poetic doesn't mean someone is going to die. *grumbles*
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Wanda lay on her bed, contemplating the hole in her heart.
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Rahne: She should get that checked. I heard that it's a severe medical problem.
Amara: I suppose it also has to do with proportion.
Jubes: Proportion?! It's a hole! In her heart! Do you know how much make-up it would take to cover something like that up?
Rahne+Amara:…….
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She knew there was someone out there. Her heart called to his even now. And one day, they would meet. She blew a kiss to no one.
One day.
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Scott: Unrequited love? Who suggested that?
Jean: Asteria.
Kurt: Glad it didn't happen on my chapter.
Beck: I have an announcement!
Scott: You're retiring!
Pietro: You're dying!
Beck:…no…
Wanda: How'd you wake up so fast?!
Amara: You're going to ditch this story in favor of a nice chilled Fresca!
Beck: I don't drink…
Rahne: You're going to Ireland and shrinking to your original size to return to your roots amongst the little people!
Beck:……………..
Dexroth: Hunh?
Rahne: It was worth a try…
Beck: NO. I'm going to write a party fic!
Magneto: The occasion?
Pietro: A funeral!
Beck: Will you get your mind away from my tombstone just for a moment?!?!
Dexroth: The invitations are going to be extended to the reviewers and ONLY the reviewers.
Beck: Though you'll probably crash it anyway. You can't keep away from me every love story, what makes me think you'll stay away from this party?
Pietro: I'm a party animal!
Beck: I'm going to cook cookies with mickeys in them and shove them down your throat if you start making cyclones in my house again.
Dexroth: This is a party marking the achieved goals.
Beck: For my one hundred and twenty-seven-
Doggy:Woof.
Beck: Eh?
Doggy: Woof!
Beck: Oh. One hundred twenty eight chapters, and over one thousand reviews. So, Similar messages will be showing up in my other stories, and if you wish to come, please specify so in your review. Expect this story in the next week, week and a half, and until then please accept my humble gift of Doggy plushies! Each reviewer gets one, and if you squeeze their bellies they go Woof.
Todd: Where do you get these things, yo?
Beck: Please know that I could not have reached my goals without all of you! Thank you all so much!
Todd: Aww…
Dexroth: She means the reviewers.
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This last bit of writing was written quite a while ago. I already wrote the Party Fic. Anyway, Hope you liked that chapter, you read what happened at the party if you want too.