Bla, bla, bla…
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Diddy Kong and Mr. Game and Watch were chatting.
Diddy Kong: I say we blindside Falco and get rid of his idle.
Mr. Game and Watch: Beep!
Diddy Kong: True, but I can always win immunity.
Mr. Game and Watch: Beep…
Diddy Kong: You've got a point.
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Link sat there all alone.
Link: My buddy… Gone.
He took another bite of sand.
Link: Who will fill in my buddy needs? Hey, Luigi!
Luigi: What is'a it, Link'a?
Link: Eat this… I made another fish burger.
Luigi: Mmm…
Luigi started twitching.
Link: It's working…
Luigi: SO GOOD'A!
Link: Let's go save the world!
Luigi: I'm a beautiful'a butterfly!
Link: Umm… Luigi?
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Pikachu and Samus were mocking Kirby behind his back.
Pikachu: Pika-a-a!!!
Samus: Hahaha… Should I do it again?
Pikachu nodded.
Samus: HAI!!!
They bursted into laughter.
Pikachu: Pikachu! Pika!
Samus: Yeah! Hilarious!
Cranky Kong: We interrupt your mocking for a challenge.
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Cranky Kong: Well, your immunity challenge is this. You must lift the top off of a giant heavy ball. In there you'll have to scoop out this nasty gunk until it is light enough. Then you will spin the thing around until you can read a magical password of what it says. Once you see it you will run and tell me it. If it's right, you win. Want to know what you're playing for?
Everybody: Yeah!
Cranky Kong: It's a giant candy bar! Twelve times as big as an ordinary one, with my face on it! Now are you ready? Set… GO!
They took the tops off and started scooping out stuff. Luigi set the gunk on fire with a fireball, and Pikachu blasted a thunder bolt to blast the stuff out.
Pikachu's was quickly finished, and Luigi's needed a minute or two to burn. Pikachu shocked the thing and it spun extremely fast.
Pikachu ran over to Cranky Kong.
Pikachu: Pika-CHU!
Cranky Kong: No, it is not Pikachu!
Luigi smiled when his finished burning.
Luigi spun his, read it and ran over to Cranky Kong.
Luigi: Is it'a, Master?
Cranky Kong: Why, yes it is. You can either enjoy it now, or enjoy it later.
Luigi: I'll enjoy it'a later'a. I don't want'a to be'a greedy. Besides, it'a is almost'a over.
Cranky Kong: Okay, see you later then. Oh, I almost forgot. Send one person to exile island.
Luigi: Umm'a… I'll go'a.
Cranky Kong: Very well, time for you to go to exile.
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The whole group was sitting around the fire.
Diddy Kong: Ah, my hands stink!
Link: Man… It's awful!
Falco: It's almost as bad as Wario's farts!
Diddy Kong: I'm washing my hands. Ouch!
A fish was attached to Diddy Kong's hand.
Diddy Kong: I caught a fish!
Diddy got a grin on his face.
Diddy Kong stuck his hands in the water again, and caught another fish.
Diddy Kong: This gunk attracts fish!
Falco did the same.
It bit Falco's wing as well.
Falco: You're right.
Falco everybody, get this gunk into that basket!
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Falco: Now slowly drop it down towards the lake, slower, slower…
A whole bunch of fish jumped into the basket.
Link: We're going to need a bigger basket.
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Peppy: Time for immunity challenge! Here you'll have to floss a giant tooth. The cleanest one at the end wins immunity.
They were all rubbing a giant rope against a giant tooth.
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Peppy: Link's, yours is decent. Bowser's, yours is great. Luigi's is fantastic. Pikachu, bad. Falco, horrible. Diddy, okay. Mr. Game and Watch, amazing. Samus, ehh… So the winner is…
Samus whispered to Peppy.
Samus: If you don't say my name your head will say hello to my cannon…
Samus smiled. Peppy frowned.
Peppy: Samus!
Samus' smile grew.
Peppy: You're disqualified for threatening a host of this show!
Samus: WHAT?
Peppy: Good bye. No tribal council, do not pass go, you're out!
Samus: Whatever, #####.
Falco: Dang, that's the last girl.
Samus knocked Falco unconscious.
Samus: I had a good time, I can't wait to live in the real world again.