Dear Diary,
Laurie moved out of the Forman's today, and I am so, so glad! Because that means that anything that she and Kelso had going on is over now and I don't have to worry about protecting his sorry ass all the time. I hated lying to Jackie like that. But now she's getting all suspicious because Laurie found one of Kelso's shirts in her room. She's probably going to be calling any minute to talk to me about it.
Oh, that's her now, Diary. Bye for now!
Mrs. Donna Forman