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Chapter 36

Messing up

=Dream=

There was an Angel on a hill, beautiful, human-like, with white wings and golden hair, it was smiling, laughing, it's purpose fulfilled, the war was over, soon, the world will change, and then it'll be perfect, there was nothing that could change it that, the demon that slain it's kin was now lost, and nothing would change that...

Suddenly, the Angel clutched it's belly in pain, there was something wrong, really wrong, the pain was unbearable, and soon, it's belly burst open, and from it, Lee emerged, his skin red, white eyes, and a look on his face that screamed bloody murder, the Angel was now on the ground, bleeding to death, with horror written on all it's face, Lee turned to look at it, and his smile grew, for he felt that in this being, there was something to make him feel better

The Angel watched the green clad boy with great horror, as if knowing what it wanted, then, Lee's hand darted to it's chest, breaking ribs, making blood pour to the sky, and after what felt like an eternity, Lee pulled out the heart of the Angel, he looked at it, as if it were some kind of delicious and rare fruit, and them, as if out of a whim, he ate it...

Lee felt the power rush onto him, it was good, so good, for first time on his life he felt greedy, and looked at the dead body of the Angel, his smile grew much more, and then he decided to test if the rest of the Angel's body will felt the same on his mouth, so, he started to eat it, limb by limb, the gut, everything, he even licked the blood, until a voice interrupted him

"Lee... is that you?..."

It was Rei's voice, Lee turned around, and when his eyes fell on her, a new wave of desire hit him with great force, a primal urge filled his instincts, and out of desire, he leaped at her...

=End of Dream=

Lee woke up, and tried to rise up and scream, but found himself unable to do so, his body exploded in pain at the effort applied, and his jaw was shut due to sheer pain, he tried to look around with his eyes, and recognized the place as an hospital room, and he didn't notice that he wasn't alone, until his visitor spoke

"Lee!, you are awake!, calm down, don't move or try to say anything, you were terrible hurt by the Hachimon Tonkou", Rei said, immediately calming the green clad pilot, he looked at her, with pleading eyes, and Rei knew what he wanted

"I'm fine Lee, you did well last time, I'm so happy you returned to me...", Rei started, while introducing herself in the bed

"But you had me so worried, I was so sad when you were gone, I thought I wouldn't see you again...", Rei continued, while gently shifting Lee so his face rested on her chest

"You have to promise me to never be lost to me, I will die without you...", Rei added, while moving the blankets to cover them both, and caressing Lee's hair, sending him into a peaceful slumber

Outside the Hospital room...

Gaara and Asuka were in a tender hug, just as Touji and Hikari, they needed it, for they almost lose a dear friend, and for they had to deal with a broken Rei, they were so grateful that Lee had awaken in just a day, for Rei homicidal thoughts were escalating quite fast

"This has been crazy, first we almost lose him, then his own father order his death...", Hikari muttered, with tears on her eyes, and Touji couldn't help but to tightening the hug

"Don't worry, he'll be fine, he is Lee, remember?", Touji tried to reassure her

"Do you think they will be alright, Sandman?", Asuka asked, worried abut her friends, the first ones of her entire life, and she wanted them in her life forever

"They will survive, they have each other, besides, Lee had it worst, he'll be fine in no time", Gaara replied, making Asuka feel better for a moment, until a part of the statement hit her

"What do you mean by worst?", Asuka asked, as far as the doctor said, Lee nearly ripped off all his muscles, and something worst couldn't fit on Asuka's mind, Gaara couldn't help but to curse himself, now he'll have to explain how he had to break his arm and leg, and how he almost left him as a disabled man...

Meanwhile, at Tokyo-3 park...

Sakura was walking aimless on the park, her mind clouded by a mix of feelings, all her life has been focused on Uchiha Sasuke, missing nin, traitor to Konoha, who almost Killed Naruto, and the most hot boy she has ever know. However, lately her life has been focused on Lee, the most weird boy ever seen, eccentric to the core, who always had been a gentleman and a very good and close friend, who now was an EVA pilot, who now controlled a giant demon capable of scare the crap out all the Kages at the same time, a power that she was ordered to bring back home... or to make sure it doesn't pose a threat to the village. The comparison of these two boys weren't the only thing bugging her, there was the fact, that Lee changed her for a blue haired weirdo... who worshiped him with insane love...

'This is bad, at this rate, I'll have to do something truly drastic...', Sakura thought, up to now, she has avoided to slip on his bed at night, part of it due to the fact that Rei was already with him on bed, and also because anyone that have tried to do something to him while he sleeps, has ended BAD... she had some good training with said wannabe pranksters...

'HE IS FAKING IT!, HE COULDN'T STOP LOVING YOU!, THAT NARUTO-BAKA HASN'T, IT WAS THAT HINATA THAT ENTANGLED HIM!, THE SAME HAS HAPPEN TO LEE!, YOU JUST HAVE TO JUMP AND DO HIM HARD, AND HE'LL BE YOUR SLAVE!, CHA!', Inner Sakura voiced, and while it was a very solid plan...

'EEEWWWWWW!!!, I'll never do that with HIM!, I'm saving myself for Sasuke-kun!', Sakura replied, although, said plan has crossed her mind more than once, if only to end the mission fast

'Then play the game of jealousy!, look for a super cute guy to date and Lee will come running to claim you for himself!', Inner Sakura proposed

'THAT'S!!!... that's a god idea... but where can I find a good and cute boy to use for that purpose?', Sakura conceded, and then, as if summoned by Lady Luck, a whistle was heard, it was a classic song, the Ode of Joy, Sakura recognized it because Lee played it sometimes in the Piano, she hated it, with all her core, but it was a good start, after all, she needed someone like Lee, so the jealousy hit him hard

At the edge of a pond, a young boy was whistling his favorite song, Ode of Joy, he was slim, with pale skin and snow white hair, his aura was calm, and his face was of bliss, as if trying to enjoy to the fullest every second, yet he was very aware of his surroundings, he was waiting for someone, someone destined to be very close to him, and help him on his purpose... if only he had know what was fated to happen, he wouldn't have shown up...

"That's a very beautiful song!", Sakura said from just behind the boy, unknowingly, she used her ninja skills to get close to the boy to check him up, and only revealed herself when she found him as a good target, however, this scared the crap out of the albino

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!", The boy screamed on sheer horror and surprise, while jumping several feet in the air, and falling on the pound with a loud splash

"That wasn't a good start...", Sakura muttered, this plan will need a more subtle approach... and an apology

Terminal Dogma...

Gendo and Fuyutsuki were out of NERV, due to a meeting with SEELE, that allowed the presence of three figures on the usual forbidden place, Ritsuko, Misato and Gai, all of them looking with uneasiness at the monstrous figure in front of them, Lilith, crucifix and stabbed by the Spear of Destiny, it was gruesome, but the needed to do something to secure the future of their loved ones

"Well, here we go", Gai muttered, while unpacking some special sealing scrolls, Misato and Ritsuko watched him in morbid fascination, both had heard the explanation of what a shinobi do, but it was still very mysterious

"Gai-kun, I still don't grasp the idea of 'sealing', how is that... thing... going to fit on that piece of paper", Misato asked, trying to understand

"Let him work, Misato, he knows what he is doing, let's concentrate on making a plan to get Adam from Gendo, that bastard has it stored somewhere else, not even Fuyutsuki knows where it is", Ritsuko stated, she just didn't know how much concentration this art required, but she really wanted Lilith out of the way, so Gendo can't complete his foolish ambition, Adam could be dealt with later, for Gendo will not allow the Angels to win

'Now... which hand seals were the required ones?', Gai thought, his skills on sealing were very little, this will require some more chakra than sealing a kunai, good thing the two women with him didn't know about his lack of skill, were they had been Anko and Kurenai...

"Ok, what if we let Lee drink an entire beer can in front of him?, that will loose him enough, don't you think?", Misato shot her first plan, which made both Ritsuko and Gai to grimace

"We need to get the location to get rid of the problem, not kill Gendo and let the problem to be lost of hand forever...", Ritsuko explained, although she had thought that a drunken Lee was a fitting way for Gendo to die

'Oh!, Right!, I remember now!, the hands seals were...', Gai's memory started to work, and then he smeared some blood over the open scrol, and started a round of twelve hand seals, the ones required for very big things

"Ok, what if we menace him with cutting off his manhood if he doesn't tell us?", Misato asked, and Ritsuko sweat dropped

"Gross... and worthless...", Ritsuko muttered, feeling sick at the memory of the days were she and Gendo shared a bed... the days with Gai were much more happy and fulfilling, unfortunately, Misato heard her words

"Huh?, how do you know that?... don't tell me that you... NO WAY!!!", Misato shouted in disbelief, she thought it was only a rumor, that her very best friend wouldn't be THAT stupid, fortunately for Ritsuko, a light allowed her to not need to answer, at least not for now

The light had been intense, Lilith became a shapeless stream of energy, that was rapidly absorbed by the scroll, the entire process took around five minutes, for Lilith was far more than any big thing that Gai has sealed before, in the end, the scroll took a purple coloration, and a strange group of Kanjis were written on disarray, Lilith was gone now, and only Gai would be able to free her from her new prison, although, Gai found that the scroll was dripping LCL

"Strange, perhaps I failed on one handseal?... not possible, the sealing couldn't have done...", Gai muttered, while Misato and Ritsuko were looking a him in awe, he was certainly much more special than before

"It's ok, Gai-kun, this is even better, now we can keep our source of LCL without worrying about Gendo having his way", Ritsuko finally said

"That's true, now we need to put a decoy here, we don't want Gendo found about this sooner than needed", Misato stated, and Ritsuko nodded at that, however, Gai already had an answer to that

"Don't worry, I'll just put a henge here, and that bastard will not notice this creature gone", Gai stated proudly

"A what?", both women asked at the same time, unable to digest the marveling set of skills of their man

Pilot's apartment, that night...

"What?!, can't I invite MY friends?!", Sakura asked, for the looks she was getting were way too unfriendly

"No, you can't!, this building is for NERV employs only!, he can't be here!", Asuka shouted in pure rage, while pointing to the albino boy at her side, the same she scared before

"Perhaps an introduction is in order, my name is Nagisa Kaoru, pleased to...", Kaoru tried to be friendly, but the eyes of the Kazekage fell on him, and Kaoru felt as if a massive predator was about to behead him

"Why are you wearing that green spandex suit?", Gaara asked in a tone that could have sent all Suna into a rampaging evacuation

"I kinda made him fell into a pond, and Lee's clothes fit him well, I don't think he would mind", Sakura replied, thing that she regretted

"But we do!, you are not Rei!, you can't go into their room an take their clothes!", Hikari screamed in disgust, this was a clear violation to privacy

"Besides that, he can't be here!, this are is for Pilots only, we should kick you out too, if not for Gai-sensei being your guardian!", Touji joined the rant, and Kaoru took it as his moment to speak

"But I'm a pilot too!", Kaoru shouted, and then ell eyes felt on him, making him feel as if about to die

"WHAT?!", all the reunited youngsters shouted

"Err... I was sent here as replacement of the third child...", Kaoru replied, and then everyone, except Sakura, started to leak a massive killer intent, someone was going to be skinned alive for this transgression, and Kaoru wished with all his heart, that that someone wasn't him...

Magnus: I hope you liked it, more insanity will be delivered to you next week, until then, see ya in next chapter!