Sonic's Insane Life-By InuSonishaUnlimited
Disclaimer: I don't own SEGA or their characters. Also, there are some characters that are not mine in this story, some of which came from DeviantART or otherwise. I will point out these characters and their creators, so that they recieve their credit. Either way...that's done.
Summary: Basically put, this story is all about insane, crazy adventures that Sonic and his friends go through in his life. Lots of craziness ensues here, so here's the lowdown: This is M-rated, so kiddies should stay away. There is Strong Language, Strong Violence, Nudity, Lots of Sex and Absolue Insanity. Flames will be punished with a harsh message from me, so think twice about doing it. I take suggestions for characters to show up or scenarios, but otherwise, have fun and hope you enjoy!
News Update- Who loves the Babylon Rouges? If you do, they're coming to the Insane Life now!
InuSonishaUnlimited: The Babylon Rouges are coming.
Sonic: Apparently yes.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Try not to get too emotional about it.
F. Tails: They sound kinda interesting.
Anth: Suck it up, dude.
Weresheep: Sorry, he broke free from his leash again.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Get some cable, man. That should do it.
Weresheep: Nope, that's what I used...
Sonic: Sucks for you.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Anyway, that's on the agenda for this Day.
Sonic: Should be somehow interesting.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Yup.
Jet: We meet again, Sonic!
Sonic: Why you little...!
InuSonishaUnlimited: Easy, man...
Insane Day 35: Silly Blaze and Loving Wave
Following the events of the other day, Sonic didn't feel like doing too much. He was tired from fighting Satan and running through the depths of Hell and all he wanted was to lay down and relax. He wouldn't get that kind of chance since Natasha wanted him now. She walks down and smiles upon his vulnerable body, his eyes fixed upon her own. "Hey, sexy..." Natasha says, getting on top of his body. "Natasha, wha...?" Sonic asks, but gets interrupted. "Shh, no more words...actions, now." she says, getting ready to undress until Sonic stops her. "Natasha, I'm a little tired...but I'll get you later, okay?" he says. "Okay, sweetheart. You know what to expect." she says, winking and kissing him deeply before walking into the kitchen. That's when the door is knocked on. "Oh god, what now?" Sonic asks, opening the door.
Three birds were waiting on the other side and Sonic was wishing he didn't open the door. The Babylon Rouges stand before him with smiles, their Extreme Gears at their sides. The green hawk Jet, the purple swallow Wave and the grey albatross Storm, all three walked into Sonic's home. "What the hell are you three doing here?" Sonic asks, sitting down. "All this time and you haven't missed us, Sonic?" Jet asks, smirking. "We stopped by when we found out where you guys lived." Wave says, smiling. "Duh...Yeah, we came here to see you guys." Storm says. "I see. Well, don't think for a second that I've forgiven you, Jet!" Sonic says, pointing at him. "One little explosive and you won't let it go!" Jet yells, clearly offended. "I'll let it go when you apologize for it!" Sonic says. "Fine, sorry already! Happy now!?" Jet shouts. After a few seconds, they all start laughing. "Ahh, good to see you all again." Sonic says.
M. Tails walks in a few minutes later and notices the company. "The Babylon Rouges? It's been a while." he says. "Hey there, shorty." Wave says, making the fox blush. "Oh...he...hello, Wave." he says, smiling while blushing. "Come on over and sit." Wave says, patting a vacant seat next to her. "Well, you guys talk and I'll be outside." Sonic says, walking outside. Jet and Storm are more inclined to look around the house more, leaving M. Tails and Wave in the living room. "So how have you been?" Wave asks, smiling. "Ah, I've been pretty cool. Yourself?" M. Tails asks. "Aside from dealing with Jet's stupidity and Storm's...Storm-ness, fine. I'm free all day..." she says. "Cool, I'll show you a new machine that we've constructed." he says, walking her to the garage/mechanic room. Meanwhile, Sonic lounges against a tree until something blocks the sun's rays. "Who's there...? Oh, it's just you, Blaze." Sonic says, removing his shades.
"How's it going, Sonic?" she asks, sitting with him. "Pretty good. Things with you and Silver are well, I assume?" he asks. "Yeah, you know Silver. Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you something." she says. "Sure, what is it?" he asks. "I've heard of a Nightlife and I want to experience it. Would you mind helping me experience it?" she asks. "Ah, you want a night on the town? Sure thing. Clubbing, dancing and a little drinking. We go when the sun goes down." Sonic says, smirking. "Perfect, thank you, Sonic." Blaze says, walking back inside. Meanwhile, Zeta and F. Tails are having an interesting time at a sports stadium. Apparently, a new sport known as Torchball was in play and the basic rules were like soccer, except the ball is set on fire. Everytime the player kicks it, they catch on fire as well and stop, drop and roll. It's more about entertaining the audience with stupidity and pain rather than actually winning. "This is a really stupid sport, Tails." Zeta comments, watching the poor fools catch on fire. "Yup, but it is funny." F. Tails says.
By the time the game is over, every player has third-degree burns and can barely move. The audience has nearly died of laughter and F. Tails and Zeta see fit to walk out right about now. "That will be the next illegal sport, I swear." F. Tails says. "Yeah. Guess we could look at Spikestepping." Zeta says, looking at some stunt junkies run across a bed of thorns. Totally painful, given that the thorns are around a foot high. To say the least, the thorns cut through their feet like a hot knife through butter. The girls couldn't help but laugh at their pain, but when Rashia and Shade show up with Shadow, something seems amiss. "Hey, guys! Over here!" F. Tails says, waving to them. "Hey there." Rashia says, switching the thorn bed with a heated coal bed. "This should be a lot more interesting." Shade says. "They're gonna have some hot feet tonight." Shadow says. "Since when do you guys cause the suffering of idiots?" Zeta asks. "Since it became legal two minutes ago." Shade says, igniting the bed of coals. "Let's see how crazy these guys are." Rashia says, looking at the flames increase.
It's pretty obvious how much those poor fools suffered and Rashia and Shade are on the ground, laughing their asses off. With that said, the stunt guys run off screaming and Shade and Rashia finally stop laughing long enough to get up. "Whew, that was good..." Shade says, wiping her eyes. "Yeah, totally funny..." Rashia says. "Well, guess we should find something else to do." Shadow says. "Shade and I got a new whip for you, Shadow." Rashia says, passing the black hedgehog his new toy. "Back to your place, ladies." Shadow says with a sadistic grin as he led them back to do things. F. Tails and Zeta decided to head back home now, the day satisfying enough. As for the stunt junkies, well, a little ice and some alcohol made them forget the pain and focus on their next stupid stunt.
Anyway, the sun has set and Sonic walks out with Blaze, who is excited about the fun to come. "All right, Blaze. Time for a night on the town!" Sonic says. "Excellent, let's go!" Blaze says. With that, they were off and heading into Station Square, the night sky of the city peering down on them. The first stop was the dance club, where Sonic and Blaze did exactly that. Blaze didn't dance too well at first, but once the groove took her, she was into it. She and Sonic were the talk of the club at that point as they left. "That was sweet! Let's see..." Sonic says. "How about a drink?" Blaze asks. "Works for me." Sonic says. They enter another club a few feet away, where some nice, exotic drinks awaited them. Unfortunately, the bartender made it a point to keep the drinks secret until the drinker was drunk. Sonic got a pretty regular little drink, but Blaze was feeling daring.
"I'll take your most mysterious drink." Blaze says, recieving exactly that, a glass with the mystery drink poured into it. She drinks it and almost immediately, she feels drunk. When she drinks the whole thing down, the good cat is totally drunk. "Oh yeah...that'sss...the goooooddd stuff..." Blaze says slurly, her eyes looking all over the bar. "Uh-oh...Blaze is dumb-drunk! Gotta get her out of here...Blaze?!" Sonic asks, looking to see Blaze on a table across from them, on her back. Slowly she strips, with nothing but her bra and panties on in mere seconds. Sonic fights his way to Blaze, throwing the sexually-crazed drunkards out of the way. "Blaze, pull it together! We...huh?" Sonic says, noticing something else. Blaze's breasts were getting bigger, to the point where they popped the bra off. They were now a pair of D-sized breasts and Sonic, although drawn to them, knew he needed to get her out and fast. He picks her up and runs right out and back to the Mystic Ruins, dashing into the house.
The house is empty and Sonic brings Blaze right to the room she and Silver share. He gets her on the bed, but she brings him down with her, still under the influence. "Ssssooonniiiiccc...I'm nakeeedddd..." she says, smiling very oddly. "Yeah, I can see that, Blaze..." Sonic says, trying to slowly escape from her grasp. "You knoooww what that meeaannnssss..." Blaze says. "Uh, yeah...listen. Just lay down and wait for the...whoa!" Sonic says, getting caught off-guard. She flips him on his back and exposes his cock, putting it in her mouth immediately. She deepthroats Sonic's cock, squeezing it between her large breasts. Sonic clutches the bed sheets as she does so until she stops, opening her pussy and moving towards him. In one fluid motion, she pushes his hardened cock into her pussy. "Ahhh!..." Blaze screams before she begins bouncing quickly. Sonic grabs her waists and moves her as well, looking at her large, purple breasts bounce wildly.
She gets on all fours as Sonic goes into her ass, pumping her quickly and hard. After a while, Blaze turns the tables and kisses Sonic passionately as he thrusts into her pussy. When they stop kissing, he sucks on her tits, biting at her nipples and squeezing them. "Ohhh...Yessss...Fuck me..." Blaze says, continuing her sexual rhythm with Sonic. Finally, she's on her back as Sonic keeps thrusting in her ass until finally she cums. Her pussy and ass explode with fluids as Sonic cums all over her face. She licks it all up before she finally goes to sleep. Sonic sneaks out and walks into the bathroom, showering lightly before heading to his room. However, the night didn't end there. Nope, there was one more bit of action going on here.
Earlier, M. Tails and Wave looked at the new vehicle that he and F. Tails put together and then they headed to his room. "You two did very well on that machine, Tails." she says. "Yeah, a nice car isn't necessary but it was fun." M. Tails says. "Wanna know what I want to do?" Wave asks. "Sure, what...?" Tails says, but gets pushed on his back as the swallow began removing her clothing. M. Tails was shocked, but knowing Wave's personality, she wouldn't be swayed otherwise. In mere moments, she was sucking his cock and he was licking her pussy and anus. She moans as she deepthroats his cock, enjoying the feeling of Tails' tongue against her private holes. He brings her up and sucks on her breasts, the swallow holding his head there as he does so. "Yes! Harder, Tails! Suck them harder!!" Wave cries out as Tails does what he is told. He lays her down on her front and puts his cock in her pussy, a cry escaping Wave's mouth before the sex began.
He pumps her quickly and thoroughly, feeling the walls of her pussy against his cock. Wave clutches the bedsheets, surprised at how experienced he was. When he grabs her tits, she feels like she's in heaven, with his cock in her pussy and his hands grabbing her tits. He kept going until he wanted to put it in her ass, which Wave gladly agrees to. He lays back as Wave slowly brings her anus to his tip, but Tails was impatient. He brings her down quickly and enters her anus, a loud scream coming from Wave, who quickly got into the rhythm. Didn't take too much longer for Wave to cum, Tails cumming right after her and inside her. They both sleep together, naked, breathing in the scent of sex and sweat. Sonic looks in the room and sweatdrops, confused about what happened. "What a guy..." Sonic says, walking to his room. Jet's reaction isn't as simple. "Damn...he fucked her good..." Jet says. Storm walks into the room and pulls the covers on the two of them more before smiling. The scent of the room is apparently intoxicating to him, so he stays for a bit before walking out.
-Double sexy trouble, yup! Next up, the devil summoning of a fool brings new guests to Sonic and Big strikes back!
Weresheep: Curiosity fucked the cat.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Yup. Speaking of cats, Big's coming.
Sonic: That fat cat? What's he gonna do?
InuSonishaUnlimited: Sit on you and break your bones.
Sonic: Gulp...
InuSonishaUnlimited: Kidding, kidding...
Shadow: So what is he going to do?
InuSonishaUnlimited: You'll find out.
Silver: Can Shadow and I rob another bank?
InuSonishaUnlimited: I'm sure our fans wouldn't mind.