Title: That's A1

Summary: A simple bet, see who can use a 'coupla focail' to get a 'cailini' into the 'aul 'leaba', what could go wrong? Well Irish Boy Edward Masen is going to find, not just what could go wrong, but what also could go right.

Perspective: EPOV

Story Type: Drabble, chapters will vary in life.

Rating: M

Disclaimer: I wished I owned Twilight, so, so, so much! But I don't so I'm just going to play with them for a bit.

EPOV

"Edward she fucking did it again." Jasper called from the kitchen. I groaned pulling my hand through my hair. Not this shit again.

"Jasper come on, she's fucking pregnant." I said walking out of the bathroom and into the kitchen.

"Edward she ate everything." Emmett said holding up the empty biscuit packages.

"Lads to be quite honest I'm not going to confront her about eating right now. We're moving home next week and she's worried okay? Once I get home I'll send ye boxes of whatever shit ye want as often as you want but can you stop fucking nagging us." I told them as I looked at my watch. "Fuck it I'm late to meet Bella."

My mother and sister had gone fucking mental when I told them about Bella being pregnant so when I asked them to look for a house they jumped on it and quickly found us one in a nice housing estate. Plus James was planning on selling his old car so he gave it to us as home coming present. So that meant I only needed to find one car when I got home.

Bella's parents were paying for our flights home which was great because that was expensive. They were also paying for our container with all our bigger stuff. When I had moved to America I had brought a suitcase and bought everything else when I got here. That wasn't really ideal for moving back with a baby on the way so we had to pay to get a lot of our stuff shipped.

I quickly grabbed my jacket and left the apartment. I was supposed to meet Bella at the hospital because she was getting a scan. She was now eighteen weeks pregnant and fucking huge. But I wasn't allowed tell her that. That was something Alice had told me and I was sticking to it.

I ended up being five minutes late, Bella stood outside the hospital door with her arms crossed over her chest, sticking her baby belly out as if to make a point.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry" I said as I walked up to her. I got down on my hunkers and kissed the baby belly knowing it made her melt when I did.

"Nope, we're mad at you." She said although there was a smile her voice.

"Come on, it wasn't my fault." I said standing up and kissing her.

"Whose fault was it?" she asked.

"Emmett" I told her.

"Why?" she asked me.

"He insinuated that is was possibly your fault that the biscuits were gone..." I said and she glared at me. "But me, Babe I said..."

"Shut up" She said before turning around and pulling me into the hospital.

We went in and got seen by the doctor, filling out the forms.

"So are you two ready to find out the sex of the Baby?" the Doctor asked us.

"Yes" I said and Bella pinched my side. "We talked about this. My sister is trying to get the fecking house painted and we have to pick whether we want pink or blue."

"Why can't we just paint it yellow?"

"Because my fecking son won't be sleeping in a fecking yellow room" I told her and she rolled her eyes at me. "What?"

"It can your son when you push him out of your fanny Edward." She said and the Doctor chuckled.

"For fuck sake Bella just let me find out." I said and she shook her head.

"I don't want to know."

"Well I do"

"If you want I can just tell Edward." The Doctor said. "I'll find out now and I'll tell him afterwards."

"See look you won't have to know. Babe please?" I asked her and she sighed.

"Fine but if you tell me I have no problem feeding you your own balls." She explained.

Once the doctor cleaned her off from the scan I followed him out of the room where he showed me the sex of the baby from the scan. He was 99% certain that he had it right so I quickly took out my mobile and texted my sister.

Get pink paint – E

Aw look at him being prepared; just want to pinch his cheeks. (I'll leave it up to ye to figure out which ones) So they're having a girl? Are you happy? I know people say there are too much girl babies in Fanfic but I want a mini Bella for Edward to have to deal with.

Review please I love hearing from everybody!

Love The Irish Cullen.