The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble
Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.
Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.
Chapter 36: Battle of The Best
The fans then started to count down to the next entrant.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
If ya smell, what the rock, is cookin.
Entrant #171: The Rock
Out of the stage was "the most electrifying man in sports entertainment", The Rock, who came out to a huge pop from the crowd.
"Oh my god, it's The Rock," Jerry Lawler said.
"He is entrant one hundred and seventy-one in the rumble," JBL said.
Then, Rock runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then gives out the usual three punches to the face of Dean Ambrose.
"Rock is unloading on Dean," Michael Cole said.
Then, Rock gets Vanessa Doofenshmirtz with a clothesline.
"Clothesline on Vanessa," Jerry Lawler said.
Rock then kicks Snake Plissken in the gut and plants him with a DDT.
"DDT on Snake," JBL said.
Shikamaru Nara try to get Rock, but suddenly Seth Rollins hops onto the apron and nails a forearm to the back of Shikamaru's head.
"Forearm from Seth on Shikamaru, that is unfair," Michael Cole said.
Then, Seth grabs Shikamaru by his hair and tosses him over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans boo and chant "bullsh*t" for that unfair elimination.
"Oh come on, Seth has eliminated Shikamaru from the rumble with that sneak attack," Jerry Lawler said.
140th eliminated: Shikamaru Nara, by Seth Rollins, Duration-7:21
As Shikamaru laid out on the floor, Seth runs and enters ring two, trying to get Aster Phoenix, but Aster suddenly gets him in a Samoan drop position.
"Oh, I think Seth is going to pay for sneaking in the rumble," JBL said.
Then, Aster gives Seth a GTS, causing him to bounce over the ropes and onto the floor.
"Well, bye bye Seth, you are out of the rumble again," Michael Cole said.
Suddenly, Shikamaru pulls out a guitar from under the ring, while Seth was pissed off for being out. Then, Shikamaru try to swing the guitar at Seth, but Seth ducks the shot and tackles Shikamaru to the ground, knocking the guitar out of his hands.
"Looks like this battle between Seth and Shikamaru isn't over," Jerry Lawler said.
Seth then gives a series of punches to Shikamaru's face.
"Seth is punching away at Shikamaru's face," JBL said.
After ten punches, Seth gets up and then stomps on Shikamaru's head.
"Stomp to the head from the asshole, Seth Rollins," Jerry Lawler said.
As Seth stood up victorious with the crowd booing him and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was about to enter the match.
"Who's coming out next," JBL said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #172: Anne Maria (Total Drama)
With dance music coming through the speakers, out of the stage was Total Drama's version of Snooki, Anne Maria, who came out to a mix reaction from the crowd (although, there was a few more cheers than boos).
"Looks like the rumble is about to turn into the Jersey Shore," Michael Cole said.
"Entrant one hundred and seventy-two is Anne Maria from Total Drama," Jerry Lawler said.
Anne Maria then runs down the ramp and she enters the ring. Meanwhile, Seth was still stomping on Shikamaru.
"As Anne Maria enters the ring, Seth is still beating down Shikamaru," JBL said.
Then, Ino and Choji jump the barricade and start to beat down Seth.
"That's Shikamaru's friends, Ino and Choji, they are tired of seeing Seth beating up Shikamaru and they want revenge," Michael Cole said.
After several seconds, Ino and Choji whip Seth into the barricade, right near the top left corner of ring one.
"They whip Seth right into the barricade," Jerry Lawler said.
Shikamaru slowly got up and then he sees Seth near the barricade, then he runs at him and gets Seth with a spear, breaking apart the barricade as the fans gave a gigantic pop for the move.
"Oh my god, Seth gets speared right into the barricade, he might be out cold," JBL said.
Shikamaru then gets up and he and his buddies look up to the sky, honoring their master and showing the fans that no one disrespects their master.
"And you see Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji, honoring their master and Seth learns the hard way, don't disrespect the dead," Michael Cole said.
Then, Shikamaru and his buddies walk up to the stage, when suddenly Triple H and Stephanie McMahon appear on stage, then suddenly The Authority and Team 10 were in a stand off.
"Oh man, The Authority is not to happy that the future was taken out by those ninjas," Jerry Lawler said.
Meanwhile in ring one, Anne Maria gives Eddie Winslow a headbutt, followed by a neckbreaker.
"Headbutt and neckbreaker on Eddie by Anne Maria," JBL said.
Anne Maria then gets up and gives Austin Moon a bulldog.
"Bulldog on Austin by Anne Maria," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Hunter Huntsman and Ashlynn Ella hook Hulk Hogan's arms around their necks, then they lift him up, and after a few seconds, they drop him with a double suplex.
"Double suplex on Hogan by Hunter and Ashlynn," Jerry Lawler said.
As Hunter and Ashlynn got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was about to enter the rumble.
"Who do we got next in the rumble," JBL said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Lucha, Lucha, Lucha.
Entrant #173: Sin Cara
With the music playing, out of the stage was one half of The Lucha Dragons, Sin Cara, who was decked out in sliver and blue wrestling attire, as the fans gave a loud pop for him.
"Oh yeah, here comes some high flying action," Michael Cole said.
"Sin Cara, one half of The Lucha Dragons, is entrant one hundred and seventy-three," Jerry Lawler said.
Sin Cara then sprints down the ramp and somersaults into the ring, he then takes down Flash Sentry with a dropkick.
"Dropkick on Flash," JBL said.
Sin Cara gets up and gets Charlie Harper with a dropkick.
"Dropkick on Charlie," Michael Cole said.
Then, Sin Cara locks his legs around Daring Charming's neck and gives him a tilt-o-whirl hurricanrana.
"Tilt-o-whirl hurricanrana and down goes Daring," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Sheamus was looking to give Sami Zayn a brogue kick, after beating his chest, he try to get Sami with a brogue kick, but Sami moved out of the way and Aster gets hit with the brogue kick instead, the impact knocks him over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans boo at that elimination.
"Sheamus accidentally hits Aster with the brogue kick and he is out of the match," JBL said.
141st eliminated: Aster Phoenix, by Sheamus, Duration-17:22
As Aster was leaving the ringside area, Seth got up from the spear and ran towards Team 10, but Triple H was holding him back.
"Not yet Seth, just wait," Triple H said to Seth Rollins.
"It looks like Seth wants Shikamaru, but Triple H is holding him back," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Rock grabs Max Buck and gives him a rock bottom.
"Rock bottom and down goes Max," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Rock picks up Max and tosses him over the top rope and onto the floor eliminating him from the match.
"And Max is eliminated," JBL said.
142nd eliminated: Max Buck, eliminated by The Rock, Duration-4:38
As Max left the ringside area, in ring two, Kyo Kusanagi runs up and gives Sheamus a blockbuster neckbreaker.
"Blockbuster on Sheamus by Kyo," Michael Cole said.
As Kyo got up, Kyo lifts up Brian Anthony in a gorilla press position and then Kyo tosses Brian into Steven Hyde, knocking them down.
"Down goes Steven and Brian by Kyo," Jerry Lawler said.
With Steven and Brian down and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was going to enter the match.
"Who's the next entrant in the match," JBL said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #174: Maxi (Soul Calibur)
Out of the stage was this handsome guy with black hair, wearing an open white jacket which exposed his chest, white pants, black boots, and holding nunchucks, Maxi got a great ovation from the crowd (mostly from the ladies).
"Well, here's another favorite to win the match," Michael Cole said.
"Maxi from the fighting game series, Soul Calibur, is entrant one hundred and seventy-four," Jerry Lawler said.
Maxi then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then hits Liv Rooney with a clothesline.
"Clothesline on Liv," JBL said.
Then, Maxi nails Leonard Hofstadter with a boot to the face.
"Boot to the face of Leonard," Michael Cole said.
Maxi then nails Sin Cara in the face with the nunchucks.
"Nunchucks to the face of Sin Cara," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Johnny Mundo climbs up to the top rope on the top right corner of ring two and sees Hunter and Ashlynn in the middle of the ring, Johnny then gets the Ever After High couple with a moonsault as the fans gave a pop for Johnny.
"Moonsault and down goes Hunter and Ashlynn," JBL said.
As Johnny got up, Kyo hits Johnny with a Rough Ryder.
"Rough Ryder on Johnny by Kyo," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Apple White grabs Anne Maria by her poof, but Anne Maria pushes Apple off her.
"Apple shouldn't have done that," Jerry Lawler said.
"Oh hell no, no one touches the poof," Anne Maria said angrily at Apple and then Anne Maria blinds Apple with hair spray.
"Oh, Apple is blinded by that sneak attack from Anne Maria," JBL said.
Then, Anne Maria grabs Apple and tosses her over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans boo at the elimination.
"Anne Maria just eliminate Apple from the rumble," Michael Cole said.
143rd eliminated: Apple White, by Anne Maria, Duration-30:36
As Apple left the ringside still blind, Anne Maria turned around and Flash gets her with a belly to belly suplex.
"Belly to belly suplex on Anne Maria," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Heather runs up and gives Trent a swinging neckbreaker.
"Swinging neckbreaker and down goes Trent," JBL said.
As Heather got up, Kyo kicks Heather in the gut, then he lifts Heather up, and gets her with a powerbomb.
"Powerbomb and down goes Heather by Kyo," Michael Cole said.
As Kyo got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means the next entrant was about to enter the match.
"Who's about to appear next," Jerry Lawler said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #175: Matt Hardy
Out of the stage was one half of The Hardy Boyz, Matt Hardy, who came out to a great pop from the crowd.
"Oh yeah, this rumble is about to experience Mattitude," JBL said.
"Entrant one hundred and seventy-five is Matt Hardy, one half of The Hardy Boyz," Michael Cole said.
Matt then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, meanwhile at the stage, Triple H pushes Shikamaru and then The Authority and Team 10 break out into a full scale brawl, Shikamaru vs. Triple H, Ino vs. Stephanie, and Choji vs. Seth, as the fans cheer for the insane brawl.
"Look at this, The Authority and Team 10 are just brawling across the stage," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Matt grabs Leonard and gives him a side effect.
"Side effect on Leonard," JBL said.
Then, Matt gets up, kicks Eddie in the ribs, and plants him with a twist of fate.
"Twist of fate on Eddie," Michael Cole said.
Then, Flash climbs up to the top rope on the top right corner of ring one, but then Charlie runs up and hits Flash Sentry with a right hand to the face, forcing Flash to sit on the corner.
"Flash wanted to fly but Charlie put him down," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Charlie gives Flash a clothesline that knocks him off the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a mix response from the crowd.
"Flash Sentry has been eliminated, he was in the ring for an impressive eighty-three minutes," JBL said.
144th eliminated: Flash Sentry, by Charlie Harper, Duration-1:23:30
As Flash left the ringside area with the crowd giving him a standing ovation for his efforts, in ring two, Johnny gives Kyo an enzugiri, causing him to stumble.
"Enzugiri on Kyo," Michael Cole said.
As Kyo stumbled, Leshawna comes up and gives Kyo a Backbreaker.
"Backbreaker on Kyo," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Daring Charming gets Anne Maria in a Death Valley driver position and drops her with a D.V.D.
"D.V.D and down goes Anne Maria," JBL said.
Meanwhile in the backstage area, The Authority and Team 10 were brawling in the backstage area.
"Looks like the on stage brawl has taken to the backstage area," Michael Cole said.
After several seconds of fighting, backstage personnel and security guards came to break up the fight, but they were having a hard time.
"Looks like security is having a hard time breaking up the fight," Jerry Lawler said.
After a few seconds, security had some control breaking up the fight, but they are still fighting.
"Well, we better take a break from the backstage brawl to see who is the next entrant," JBL said.
JBL was right, with the backstage brawl going on and with fights in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means entrant one hundred and seventy-six was about to appear.
To be continued…
Sorry I didn't feature more in ring action in this chapter, but The Authority and Team 10 definitely have bad blood on their hands, hopefully this stadium won't get trashed by them. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 175
Entries left: 125
People in the ring: 31
Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, Mark Henry, Ash Williams, Zack Ryder, Dan Hibiki, Mojo Rawley, Farkle Minkus, Leela, Hernandez, Tyler Breeze, Honky Tonk Man, Jeremy Buck, El Torito, Angélico, Tommy Dreamer, Morrigan Aensland, Psymon Stark, Vincent Valentine, Tourette's Guy, Pentagon Jr., Jack Swagger, Eric Young, Naruto Uzumaki, Rangiku Matsumoto, Eric Forman, AJ Styles, R-Truth, Finn Balor, Joey Gladstone, Luke Harper, The Nostalgia Critic, Bram, Pac-Man, Bender, Jill Valentine, Son of Havoc, Sunset Shimmer, Pacifica Northwest, Eric Cartman, Chris Redfield, Viktor, Ally Dawson, Captain America, Ron Zombie, Sexy Star, Naldo Montoya, Mitsurugi, Simon Gotch, Aiden English, Mr. Anderson, Penny, Donkey Kong, New Jack, Alan Harper, Matt Morgan, The Green Arrow, Tajiri, The Big Show, Bubba Ray Dudley, "Razor" Jake Clawson, The Miz, Falco Lombardi, Jimmy Uso, Kevin Owens, King Cuerno, Eva, Jeff Jarrett, Wolverine, Jessie Godderz, Booker T, D'Angelo Dinero, Brian Kendrick, Shinsuke Nakamura, Bo Dallas, Kurt Angle, The Sandman, Heihachi Mishima, Mil Muertes, Matt Sydal, Patrick Star, Roman Reigns, Al Bundy, Frankie Kazarian, Marco Diaz, Star Butterfly, Dalton Castle, Cid Highwind, Ed, Edd, Duncan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Jesse Katsopolis, Matt Taven, Iori Yagami, Luigi, Dean Winchester, Mario, Knuckles the Echidna, Texano, Steve Urkel, Jay Briscoe, Darkwing Duck, Ethan Carter III, Wreck-It Ralph, Homer Simpson, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Tyrus, Awesome Kong, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Lashley, Big Ryck, Dolph Ziggler, Roderick Strong, Guile, Abyss, SpongeBob SquarePants, Neville, Danny Tanner, Sabu, Triple H, Bud Bundy, Shelby Marcus, Caleb Konley, The Flash, Jay Lethal, Seth Rollins, Shikamaru Nara, Aster Phoenix, Max Buck, Apple White, and Flash Sentry.
Still in the match: Kyo Kusanagi, Trent, Tyler James, Johnny Mundo, Austin Moon, Liv Rooney, Hunter Huntsman, Ashlynn Ella, Leshawna, Brian Anthony, Daring Charming, Hulk Hogan, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Justin, Heather, "T-Bone" Chance Furlong, Leonard Hofstadter, Dean Ambrose, Snake Plissken, Sami Zayn, Sheamus, Sting, Eddie Winslow, D-Von Dudley, Charlie Harper, Steven Hyde, The Rock, Anne Maria, Sin Cara, Maxi, and Matt Hardy.
Longest time in the ring: Kyo Kusanagi (Two hours and thirty-five minutes, and counting.)
Shortest time in the ring: Farkle Minkus (two seconds)
Most eliminations: Kyo Kusanagi (eleven eliminations)
Will the stadium be trashed by the The Authority and Team 10?
Will we see more in ring action in the next chapter?
And can Kyo keep up this pace in the rumble?
You have to tune in to find out.