Dominus grins at this new empowered form of Wikk-In.
"IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE LAST MET IN PERSON, KRILL-IN. I CAN SEE YOU ARE NO LONGER THE MEASLY RUNT YOU WERE BEFORE, WHO EXISTED ONLY AS A DISEASE WHICH PLAGUED WHOEVER WAS UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE YOU ON YOUR TEAM." Dominus steps forwards, his muscles tightening and growing insanely big.
"YET, YOU ARE STILL NOTHING TO ME. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A FAILURE, AND YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN CHALLENGE ME? YOU MAKE ME LAUGH."
Wikk-In's eyes narrow angrily. "Don't call me Krill-In any more. I...AM WIKK-IN!" Wikk-In lunges at Dominus, who sends him flying back by flexing. Wikk-In uses a secret Kamehame-Wave to increase his agility momentarily and get back to Dominus, where the two stand off.
Back in the Astral Rumble, Xavier, Huatastic Size, and Scrubscriber are still standing off when a new fourth challenger emerges beside Xavier. It's Xander, the second Xavier who appeared in the second Astral Realm! Xander immediately eyes his eyes his gaze over to Xavier.
"Let's blow...TO THE DEATH!" echoes the rambler, unsheathing his shakashuri.
"Okay, ladies first!" calls out Xavier, taunting Xander. The two stare down for several hours until Xander finally agrees to blow first. Xander draws a second shakashuri and blows them both at the same time. Xavier is defenseless, and gets impaled by a massive syringe with the word 'CANCER' written on the side. This instantly kills him, leaving nothing but a pile of dirt made from Xavier's body. From this dirt, a familiar metal fist bursts out, and a strange rendition of "Pumped Up Kicks" begins to play as the bulky hooded figure emerges from the dirt. His eyes glint as he smashes his fists together, creating a shockwave that manifests as many energy clones of himself. Each clone goes to a different school and beats up every student one at a time.
Mr. Says starts to taunt Xander from the spectator seats, causing Xander to smack him out into the arena with his shakashuri. Xander then tries to use his philosophical ideas to change Mr. Says's ways, but this doesn't work. Xander sees he has no other choice than to blow both shakashuris at once with his face and snake mouths simultaneously, causing him to become Astral Xander. Astral Xander kicks Mr. Says in the face, knocking him out. Professor Potato Head, the janitor for the arena, then slips on out from the bleachers and smashes Mr. Says, before dragging him out from the arena with the rest of the garbage. The hooded figure sees this, and claps joyfully.
"Well done, WELL DONE! Now perish." demands the mystery man, before punching the air repeatedly and sending many shockwaves out at his foes. Scrubscriber and Huatastic Size both struggle to keep their ground, but they manage. Astral Xander is slightly less impacted, but still feels the force of these waves and fears what an actual punch must be like. Astral Xander attacks a hooded figure, not realizing it is the wrong one. He plays the song of stripping on this hooded figure, exposing them as none other than Hellsprout, a ruler of an underworld. The other hooded man, a.k.a. the school puncher, walks up behind Scrubscriber and sheds his robes to reveal himself as none other but the feared warrior Jiren Fister! Jiren Fister brings one mighty fist down atop Scrubscriber's head, burying him deep within the ground.
Astral Xander uses his two shakashuris to create a third shakashuri of pure sin. He blows all three instruments at once, and ascends to become Zander, the regicide demon. Zander throws the sinful shakashuri at Jiren, impaling him through the chest but not killing him. Jiren licks his tongue thoughtfully as he plans his next attack, but is interrupted by a loud slurping noise behind him. Jiren Fister turns around and sees Gorbando, the famous inventor of Mexican Thanksgiving, swallowing a turkey whole. Jiren ignores this for now, and absorbs the shakashuri into his own body to become Sinful Fister. Sinful Fister punches Huatastic Size, sending him flying. Huatastic grabs a gun and shoots Sinful, but the shot proves to be non-lethal. Suddenly, Huatastic Size looks up in the sky, and sees something that makes all of his eyes widen.
"NO! IT CAN'T BE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Huatastic's screams are cut off as every quark of his being is erased by Zlomm Jar, the manifestation of the leftover zlomm from Wikk-In's Spirit Zlomm. Zlomm Jar smiles, and explains his identity to the other members of the Astral Rumble. Sinful Fister is intrigued, and he raises an eyebrow, which causes an upwards shockwave. Sinful Fister then grabs Hellsprout, and spins him right round and round before releasing him at high speeds towards Zlomm Jar. Zlomm Jar manifests a Destructo Disk, which he sends flying at Hellsprout to sever the plant creature in two. Sinful Fister punches the disk away, getting a nasty cut on his hand in the process.
"MMM, that was really tasty! I could commit GENOCIDE for another one of those!" slurps Gorbando, having finally finished swallowing his turkey. Sinful Fister jumps up to Zlomm Jar, dodging an endless barrage of disks as he flies. Sinful FIster then punches Zlomm Jar, shattering it. Sinful Fister drinks the genuine facial fluid kept within to ascend and become JirZlommFister! Gorbando sees this, and begins fuming with rage at the emergence of this overrated fluid. He rushes to his home in Mexico and grabs a small loan of a million pesos, and then checks the locks on Ronaldo Drumpf's cage to make sure he can't escape and bring back his toupee business. He rushes to the local Slorglargler's to stock up on his own specially crafted zlomm substitute and counter, known as schlausage. Gorbando grabs as many bottles of the nasty orange fluid as he can before rushing out of the store, and back to the Astral Rumble.
Gorbando arrives back faster than expected, but still a lot later because Mexico is very far away from the Astral Rumble. Gorbando begins chugging bottle after bottle of schlausage, until his stomach ruptures and he dies. This was his intent, however, as the leaky orange substance within him allows him to RISE back and ascend.
"I am Godbando" the newly ascended inventor says, his voice echoing throughout the arena. He and JirZlommFister then charge at each other at incredibly high speeds, creating a Realm-wide shockwave upon collision.
Meanwhile, Dominus and Wikk-In continue their epic battle of the ages. Dominus manages to outspeed Wikk-In's Kamehame-Wave, forcing Wikk-In to find an even faster method of attack. He begins using a Time Ship technique, in which he rams boats faster than time itself into Dominus repeatedly. Dominus somehow manages to continually dodge and counter these boats with ease. However, Wikk-In begins learning Dominus's patterns, slowly but surely. Wikk-In uses what little stamina he has left to send an energy wave towards Dominus as a distraction. When Dominus takes the bait, Wikk-In traps him inside of a boat. As Dominus claws away at the indestructible walls, Wikk-In keeps rotating the boat so that it's harder to escape. Wikk-In channels all of his remaining energy to his legs and unleashes a Final Kamehame-Dropkick onto Dominus, but is frozen in terror as his legs collide with a forcefield surrounding Dominus. Dominus grabs Wikk-In and grunts in his face.
"LISTEN UP, RUNT! YOU'RE WORTH LESS THAN A PACK OF 5 GUM (SPONSORED) ON BLACK FRIDAY!" growls Dominus before throwing Wikk-In to the ground and beginning to meditate. Wikk-In is approached by a familiar figure. It's Freezy Puff! Freezy Puff Sama launches a cheesy energy ball at Wikk-In, which he hungrily eats to regain his stamina as Freezy Puff walks away. Wikk-In watches Dominus meditate from a distance, waiting for an opening to make a move.
Suddenly, the fireball the sun shot out earlier begins vibrating, and it grows a face, arms, and legs. He has become Son of Sun, ready to join the Astral Rumble! Son of Sun starts screaming from all parts of his body at once, as he crashes into the arena like one of the mythical Eterots found in deepest space.
"I::LL KIIL YU PSYOB(**TCH)!" yells Son of Sun, still not fully grasping the English language. He walks angrily over to Godbando and slaps him right in the joints, producing a strange sound that's a mixture of snapping, slapping, sizzling, stirring, slurping, sloshing, smacking, screaming, and sucking. This sound echoes all the way throughout the Realm and through portals to other Realms, awakening many forces that had been long slumbering.