March 26
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
Chuck Norris does not need to break an egg to make an omelette.
A lot of hot pepper was found in Gaara's breakfast omelette this morning.
He drank at least two tubs of water before his mouth cooled down enough for him to talk and eat again.
He asked me why there was so much hot pepper in his egg breakfast.
The thing is: I didn't even make breakfast this morning.
I told Gaara this and he immediately stared down Kankuro.
Kankuro wilted under the pressure and instantly showed Gaara the bottle of shredded jalapeno peppers he hid under his seat.
Then Kankuro hightailed it straight to the Suna border.
I didn't prank Gaara at all today, but today was a success in the end.
Your pleased author
Temari