Lietuva, (I think I'm going to call you that from now on...)

How are you? Back here in Japan, we're getting a bit better, and nii-san says hi!

It's alright, really. You don't have to apologize. I-I'm not embarrassed,no. Why would I be? Nii-san just made it sound kind of mean, that's all...But, if you insist on apologizing, then apology accepted. I know you didn't mean it!

Yes. I love Russia. I love him very much...*keeps reading* Uh. Uh. Uhhhhh...*eyes well up* B-but, but, but...I-i-i...uhhhhh *wipes eyes and shakes head* Ok, I get it...I can't have him. Belarus would kill me, definitely, and he probably doesn't like me like that anyway!

...that was embarrassing, I am now somewhat embarrassed. Erk.

And- HEY I CAN'T HAVE LATVIA I'M LIKE 22 AND HE'S LIKE 15 OR SOMETHING AND I'M NOT A PEDO- You know, I think I'll shut up. Sorry for yelling.

i-is Estonia open? Because...i-i kinda like him...

And I like you too～ Good luck with Poland! Seriously. Don't let him force you into dresses. Because I -sadly- came very close to wearing a dress.

Tell Estonia I said hi? Please?

See you later!

P.S: I was reading your response to one of the letters, and you mentioned Soviet Russia jokes! I know a LOT of those! ...just saying.

Ok. I'm shutting up now.

OooOOOOooooooOOOooOOOO

Dear Tokyo,

That's good! Tell him I said hello as well. I'm doing very well at the moment, thanks.

It's just that I really shouldn't have simply assumed you were a girl. And thank you for forgiving me so easily. Most people would have stopped writing entirely because of the offence, but I'm glad you didn't!

No, don't cry! Please don't cry, Tokyo! Look, I don't know if he does or does not like you that way. Honestly, he doesn't really know you that well anyway, but I'm simply saying that that's probably a good thing. I know you may love him… it's just… being acquainted with him can be painful, and once you know him, you can't go back.

Ahh, again, I'm sorry! I just assumed you were at least 19 or younger since Japan is only 20. Gee, I really need to stop assuming things with you. Yes, Estonia is single! And, trust me, he is much safer! I can tell him about you if you'd like. Just tell me one thing: are you into electronics like Japan is? Estonia can have his mind on his machines more than he should, but if you can get past that I think you two could be a really cute couple!

Heh, I'm writing this from his house actually. But you may be a little late with the dress warning. Only most of the time, it's not Polska so much as Russia. If I may ask, how did you nearly end up in a dress?

Of course I'll tell him you said hi!

Sudie!

Sincerely,

Lietuva

P.S. Oh, those. Yes, a lot of them are funny, but some are just plain weird. Which ones do you know? Just a few of your favorites.