Dear Elincia,

My hand! It finally doesn't hurt so bad anymore! I was in this tourment against Chrom and so...uh...I...lost...and I am VERY upset right now...and I nearly broke my wrist while I was at it...it hurts...So...yeah...I might just write a little bit of what happened and some great manliness from this guy right here (the one who always writes in you) Wait...this means...NOOO! I won't end up in the next smash bros games! WHYYYY CHROM WHYYYYY?! I hate him so much right now. Okay, before I start to rage on some random person, I should start writting about people! Yeah...

I should write about Michael since I saw him recently. Evil...Evill!...EVIL! He's very strong! I wanna be strong though and have that six pack like captain Falcon...I kinda lost all of my muscles after eating fried chicken...apparently it's not healthy for you to eat that stuff. BUT STILL! He should like, somehow get me muscles so I can be the strongest guy ever! I'd give him the life...of...what's that weird food word I've seen Luigi make? Oh yeah, pizzas!

I don't usually write this guy often, so why not? I'm talking about Sonic, you know? I don't like him so much. He's too fast to my tastes. One time, I fell down while eating a chicken leg and then this blue hedgehog just runs me over. It was painful and EVIL! I hope I don't have to go through that again. Sheeesh, I think I rather have Bowser attempt to run me over, at least he's slow. I could easily get up and run away before he would be able to do anything evil to me. People these days...so fast...

Okay...I'm bored. Hm...Oh! I ran into this girl that had long pigtails and she had this jacket with a star on it. She looked like one of those...what's that modern word people use now...oh yeah, "emos" while carrying a gun that's almost three times bigger then MY awesome sword. This could mean...EVIL! I need to get stronger! ...And stronger...and even more stronger! Okay before I get off topic again, this girl's name has the weirdest name I've ever heard of, I guess it's called "Black Rock Shooter" Or something like that. I have a question though, doesn't she belong from another world? Oh wait...I know why these weird people are coming here...it's because there's a stupid portal Samus had to make. Okay, so...I kinda laughed at... (I'm going to shorten it and I don't care if she shoots me down or not!) BRS's name. After that, She didn't looked very amused...rather a little angry. I don't think she likes me very much...or maybe it's just me...yeah! I'm just going insane.

Okay, which one of you evillings thinks I'm stupid here? I have learned what the internet is and found some weird pictures of me kissing other boys. What are you guys trying to call me? And who started all of this maddness? Was it Marth?! Or was it Link...or even Falco! Either way, I'll be cooking Falco in the oven because everything is always his fault, so I'm going to blame him! Oh and even worse...I found a picture of me...with that chicken...NO! I like eating him, nothing else. Something tells me that that chicken either likes me in a creepy way where I need to stay away or is trying to..."troll" (is that the right modern word?) around with my smart head. I swear...there is something majorly wrong with Mr. Chicken.

Okay, I'm done. My hand hurts too much. I think I'll just throw this thing out. Bye!

-Ike

P.S-That is the worst way to end this stuff. I thought this was your girlfriend. You gotta treat it like it's your precious love, Ike. No, this is not Marth writing in your diary.

Hi guys! Here is another chappie of Ike's diary. It's about twice as long as the last chapter, which that one was like...way too short (sorry for disappointing this) So...do you think Ike has officially done writing in his diary in the worst way a jerk can do? XD Haha, so...all OCs belong to their respective owners and I hope ya enjoy this chappie/story! :)