(puts on Kyuubi voice) IMPORTANT NOTICE: From this chapter onward there will be M rated scenes and I'll warn you when an lemon occurs or when violence in fight scenes becomes more violent. Other then that I'll keep it T-rated since half of the story is already done...I think? Anyway lemons will be written in the future and I will mark them so if you are 'underage' or don't want to read lemons you can skip them, same with the violent scenes. This chapter also pushes the limits of T rated but it's not lemony IMO. The chapter is written from Kayoko PoV (Point of View), so just so you know who 'I' is from the beginning. Also don't misunderstand the start of the chapter ;)
Now on with the story! (drops Kyuubi voice) (On a side note: kayoko's outfit for this chappy can be found in my profile if you wonder about how it looks. If you do look at it, please review the drawing as well so I can tell my best friend what you think XP)
Chapter 36:
"I've been waiting all night for this moment..." A dark male voice said to me as he ran his hand trough my hair.
I moved my body over his and placed my cheek against his, moving my mouth to his ear.
"Now, now...Be patient...You should treat a girl like me gently..." I replied in a soft seductive voice.
"Oh but I will, my dearest..." He said as he caressed me with his other hand.
Normally I would have stuck a kunai in hand for such actions. Actually, normally I never would have been in this kind of situation.
After all, who would've thought that I, Uchiha Kayoko should wear lingerie on the age of fifteen in order to complete a mission.
You must be thinking right now, what kind of perverted mission makes a girl like me 'share' a bed with a guy I don't even know?
Well let me start with the beginning of this mission, instead of the entire beginning of this all.
Telling you that would take far too long as I've been trough a lot this past year and some months. It was the morning after Arashi-sama's 'get-to-know-yourself-and-your-comrades-better' party. I woke up to find myself in Itachi's bed and in his arms.
I sleepily stared at his face for a few moments before my brain started working again. Realising that something might have happened between us, as I recall having quite a lot of sake..; I pulled up the blankets to see if I still had my clothes properly on.
After confirming that I still wore everything, I let out a sigh of relief that my first time doing it wasn't while being drunk and unable to remember it happening afterwards.
I looked back up towards Itachi, who was still sleeping. And I must admit, his face is kind of cute while he's asleep.
Unconsioucly, or atleast I think I did it without thinking, I moved my hand up to his face and stroke his face. Instantly, Itachi's hand shot up from underneath the blankets and grabbed my hand.
"Good morning, Kayoko..." Itachi said as he opened his eyes, looking straight into mine.
"Hmph...So you were awake already,huh?" I asked him as I rose up from bed and rubbed the sleep out of my eyes.
"No, you just woke me up...You should go to your room and get ready to leave." Itachi stated.
"Oh yeah...We're leaving...Can't I just take a bath in your bathroom?" I asked him as I dropped back down.
"...Do as you please just hurry up. I'll make breakfast for us then." Itachi said as he moved out of bed.
Not much happened after breakfast, we hurried up and packed our stuff into those handy Akatsuki robes and then headed out to meet up with Arashi-sama.
I was 'teamed-up' with Hoshigaki Kisame and Itachi and ofcourse there was that annoying bird that had to tag along. Arashi-sama handed us all a scroll with a jutsu he wanted us to learn for communication with eachother.
He told us that he'd distribute any missions given trough that jutsu and mission reports should be done the same way. As for payment, we would have to search out the client.
He also told us to burn the scroll after learning the jutsu, obviously he didn't want anyone outside of the organisation to have a way to contact them trough it. And so we set off for a long never-ending journey.
Our first destination was, much to Hoshigaki's dismay, the Country of Water.
We learned the jutsu on our first break...though I was the last to master it, since that stupid bird decided not to bother learning a technique that he wouldn't use anyway. I hate being last, esspecially if you're going to hear Hoshigaki chant that the entire road...untill I politely made him shut up with a pair of his own socks.
Anyway, not long after the start of our journey, Arashi-sama made contact with us saying we have a mission. Appearantly he had received a letter from an old friend of his that requested a mission and it just so happened that we were heading that direction.
The letter requested us that we'd kill her cheating husband. She explained she just couldn't leave him, because he is a powerful and greedy landlord, who could easily make her 'disappear'.
The woman had found out that her husband had a different women each night to statisfy his needs, and thus wanted the digusting pig dead. The woman learned about this from one of the women who had been with him, for he appearantly paid a very high sum of money to those who stayed the night with him.
The landlord had many body guards, so we had to use a more subtle way of killing him instead of killing everyone and alerting the shinobi stationed on the landlord's land. Also, the landlord's wife had a few loyal guards and friends stationed in the mansion, who she rather would keep alive.
Ofcourse they weren't stationed near the landlord's room but rather out on the courtyard and on her favourite spots to stay. Our mission was to, oh here it comes, make the female member of our group, a.k.a. the great Uchiha Kayoko, seduce the landlord and kill him in his bed.
One of the servants would hide a kunai inside his pillow as soon as we arrived, so I could grab that and kill him. I guess the most fun part so far about this mission was going shopping for lingerie to wear under the kimono I'd be wearing.
We arrived in a town nearby the landlord's land and went to look there for what I could wear.
After finding a shop I decided to atleast need some male opinions about what I was wearing as well for this mission to succeed.
Hoshigaki instantly volunteered after I mentioned it and Itachi said that he couldn't let Kisame be alone in a shop like that without someone to check up on him and decided to come along with me as well. I didn't think those two were such perverts though, they were both looking around in the shop and staring at certain things that hung there.
Anyway, the point was to get me something that looked extremely sexy and I didn't want it to be revealing. So after searching for a while I found something that might work and I headed for the private dressing rooms.
Itachi and Hoshigaki tagged along and waited outside of it with their backs towards the dressing room. However, I really needed their opinion for this and, since the outfit didn't reveal anything other then my curves, I stepped out of the dressing room.
"Well, what do you guys think?" I asked and they both turned around to face me.
"Marry me..." Kisame said in a high pitch voice before blood shot out of his nose, sending him backwards against a wall.
"Oh god no! Not another pervert!" A storeworker said as she walked over to Kisame.
"Ow my gosh! Look at the blood that's all over the floor! He must be super perverted!" Another one exclaimed.
"Oi, You there! Don't bring perverted guys in! They ruin our already dark red carpet with their blood!" The storeworker yelled.
"Ah sorry, I thought he wouldn't think perverted things from an innocent outfit like this." I said as I pointed at the outfit I was wearing.
"Are you kidding me? So kawaii-----." The other one squealed.
"Er...Thanks." I said, sweatdropping for some reason.
"We'll put him out on the street so you can pick him up later." The storeworker said as she picked up Hoshigaki along with the other one.
"Ok, will do that." I said before turning towards Itachi.
"And what do you think?" I asked as he had been silent the entire time.
There was no answer really so I looked at him, noticing he just plainly stared forward and blushed.
He blushed! Uchiha freaking Itachi blushed!
I wish I had a camera right there and then so I could tease Itachi with it for the rest of his life, but unfortunately, I had none.
However that pretty much settled my choice and figured Itachi was trying his best not to think perverted thoughts like Hoshigaki.
"Well I'm going to change back now, I'm taking this one." I stated as I turned around.
As I walked back towards the dressing room, I jiggled my behind and I could feel Itachi's eyes burning on my buns, following the movements from left to right.
"No peeking, Itachi." I said as I entered the dressing room, stuck my head out of it and my tongue out of my mouth.
As I withdrew my head back in, I softly snickered at how much fun this outfit would be if I happened to show it to Itachi again before the mission starts. Unfortunately for my pleasures, Itachi decided to be the one to scout the area before the mission commenced, but that still left me with one more victim.
After slipping into my seduction outfit, putting my kimono over it and doing my hair I walked back to camp site.
"Everything is set now I guess." Bird said, who had transformed into his human form with this time an Akatsuki robe and hat.
"Yeah Kayoko-chan will definetely make this a success and as soon as we hear the screams of that landlord we get to kick ass as well." Hoshigaki said grinning widely.
"Oi Hoshigaki..." I said smirking.
"Hm, what?" He replied as he turned his head towards me.
"Be seduced by me!" I exclaimed as I flashed the outfit in front of his eyes.
Blood shot out of his nose again and making him fly trough the air. He landed on bird, which made it even funnier and I just couldn't help but laugh like crazy.
"Birdbrain...is that you?" Hoshigaki asked as he grabbed bird's hand.
"Birdman...I don't think I'm going to make it..." Hoshigaki said and coughed.
"What the hell are you talking about...You are just freaking thinking perverted things about Kayoko-san." Bird replied.
"It's getting dark...oh so dark...no I must make it...I can make...it. So much more things to do in life...People to kill...booty to shag...I can make it!" Hoshigaki said as he pulled himself up and looked at me once more, as I still had my kimono open, showing my sexy little outfit.
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Hoshigaki yelled as more blood shot out of his nose before fainting, making me nearly drop down but I remembered I had to keep my kimono clean so instead I just clutched my stomach and started laughing my lungs out.
Just then Itachi returned stating that the road was clear and we could move, with him, bird and Hoshigaki being my guards. He then noticed Kisame lying on the ground and looked at me, instantly fossilizing and blankly staring again.
"Ok, ok...enough fun for tonight." I said as I wiped the tears out of the corners of my eyes and closed my kimono.
"Well let's get going then Mr. fossil." I said as momentarily pressed my body against Itachi's arm and smirked at him.
"...Huh? Yeah let's get going..." Itachi replied as I let go of him. Hoshigaki just then woke up again and jumped up.
"God damn women are so cruel..." I heard him mutter as he and bird quickly walked after Itachi and me.
Once we reached the landlord's mansion, the guard stated that Itachi and the others aren't allowed to go in.
"We're her escort. If we aren't allowed to go in then she isn't going in. Our boss wants to make sure that she comes back safe as she is one of more...talented girls." Itachi stated calmly.
"Oi, I heard the boss had paid extra much for this one tonight, we can't send them away." The other guard said and then unnoticedly looked at us and slightly nodded.
I figured that that guard was one of the woman's friends or guards and I decided to use my female charm on the other guard.
"You wouldn't want to send me back on this cold night, now would you? After all my body is rea---lly cold now from just walking over here. You really don't want to send me back right? My guardians here tell me that I'm always really really rea----lly energetic after work and who knows...I might need to have another strong man for me tonight..." I said and seductively ran my finger over the guard's chest.
The guard was obviously arroused as I noticed him glancing at my lips and the rest of my body a couple of times before replying.
"Alright, fine. But only because I don't want to be responsible for the death of a girl like you." He stated blushing.
"Arigatou." I said smirking as the other guard opened the door and we entered the mansion.
"Damn the boss is going to get something good tonight." The guard said.
"I know..." The other one replied.
Once inside we calmly walked towards receiving hall and on my way I noticed a picture on the wall. It had a grinning younger Arashi-sama on it and an woman that looked slightly older then him. The woman was quite beautiful from what I could tell from that picture.
I was glad it wasn't a picture of Arashi-sama wearing an Akatsuki robe, else we'd be pretty much screwed and would need to start a war against a fairly large part of Hidden Mist. Hoshigaki had told us that since the landlord's land border is the other side of Hidden Mist's border, a lot of Shinobi would probably be staying here.
Once we were in the hall we were greeted by a butler, who stated that his master will be with us shortly and notified that he'll set everything in place for tonight. I figured it was another follower of the housewife as it appears to be, either that or I was in for some nasty surprises later on.
A few moments later, the landlord came down the stairs, accompanied by a couple of different buttlers. And right then and there I couldn't exactly get why someone would marry a guy that looks like him.
He was not a girl's dreams come true for lack of politer words...
"Ow hohoho..." He chuckled as he ran towards us.
"My, my, my, my---!" He chanted as he ran towards me.
Hoshigaki and bird drew their weapons and held them in front of me, in order to 'protect' me from the pervert.
"No interaction with our girl without paying..." Itachi said as he slightly tilted his head up to look at the landlord.
"Ah...yes, yes, yes...Pay the nice gentlemen already." The landlord said as he grinned at me.
Boy, he has a wife that is quite beautiful and yet still he wants other woman...does that make any sense?
I 'shyly' tried to look at the landlord who grinned even wider as he took a good look at my face instead of my body.
"Here's the payment sir, any extra 'services' preformed later on will ofcourse be rewarded." The butler said as he handed Itachi the money.
I wondered if this guy was a friend of the landlord's wife as well or just that he thought that I'd might be able to preform 'services' that are worthy of a reward. Itachi counted the money and then stared at the butler before turning his eyes to bird.
Itachi snapped his fingers and motioned bird to come closer towards him. I couldn't hear what Itachi whispered but they soon looked normal again.
"Alright then...We're waiting here for her return...Any injuries to our girl will result into...direct punishment to this mansion." Itachi stated.
"Hehehe...Hehehehe...Don't worry about such trival things gentlemen...Now if you don't mind, I have to get to know my dearest girl here a bit better in private." The landlord said grinning as he rubbed in his hands before turning around.
"Will you come join me for dinner, dear?" He asked grinning.
I looked from the corner of my eyes towards Hoshigaki who unnoticedly nodded.
Mission commenced, I told myself.
"Ofcourse, I'd love to..." I said smiling slightly.
A few moments later I was sitting in the dining room, eating from what was a pretty damn expensive meal.
"Looks like this mission has some plusses to it..." I thought.
The downside however was that I was sitting next to the land lord instead of the far away side of his seat. He ran his foot over my lower leg, which pretty much annoyed the crap out of me.
"Now, now sir...No playing during dinner k?" I said and winked at the landlord.
He started drooling, quickly wiped it off and placed his foot back where it belonged.
"Ofcourse whatever you want." He replied grinning.
I took a piece of meat between my chopsticks and moved it towards my mouth. I looked at the landlord from the corner of my eyes to notice him staring at my movements. I put the meat partly into my mouth, sucked the juices that covered it before biting it in half.
"Want some too?" I asked and then playfully at the other half as well.
The landlord nodded his head vigorously as more drool escaped his mouth. I took another piece between my chopsticks and motioned it towards him.
"Say 'aaah'..." I said.
"Aaaah." He said and then I 'accidentally' knocked over his glass of water, pouring the water itself over his hands.
"Ah, clumsy me, let me clean that up for you..." I said as I grabbed a napkin and carefully started drying his pants.
It was way too easy to convince this guy that I'd be one of his usual girls, though it pretty much sucked doing all of this.
"Oh my...Did I just do a BAD thing? You look so red...are you mad?" I asked innocently.
His tongue started spastically roll out his mouth as his eyes looked up towards the ceiling.
"Er...no! No no no! Not mad at all...! Say my dear, what is your name? I'm thinking I'm going to want you here more often hehehe..." The landlord said after snapping out of his moment of bliss.
"I am Ka.yo.ko-chan." I said, emphasizing every part of my name with a look in my eyes that would most likely knock out Kisame for a few days.
"Such a pretty name----...Kayoko-chaaaaaaan..." He sang in high yet soft tone.
"Anything else you want to know? You know you can ask me anything..." I said as I folded my hands together, rested my head on my hands and innocently looked at him.
"A-a...ah...anything?" He asked.
"Hm." I replied smiling, "Man this guy is so easy influenced...If it wasn't for the fact that he hoped to do it with me by the end of the evening I'd manipulate him long enough to take over this freaking country..."
The landlord quickly refilled his glass of water, swallowed it in one go and asked his question in one breath,"Whatsyourbreastsize?"
I smiled at him, trying my absolute best to hide my bloodlust right then and there.
"...Like I'd honestly let any guy like you know that..." I thought in rage but replied with, "Well why don't you find that out yourself later on, right?" and winked at the landlord, making him gasp for air.
The landlord continued asking perverted questions, which were annoying to a point beyond believe.
He asked for almost every possible clothing piece size...which I all replied with mostly the same answer of 'Does it really matter? It's not like you'll be spending much time with me in clothing anyway...' while faking a smile.
Then he asked for how my 'experience' was and well...I won't tell what I replied to that, but let's just say that the landlord had drooled a couple of more stains on his shirt and pants.
"Well...I say it's about time we go upstairs." The landlord said grinning widely after about 10 minutes when we finished our meal.
Which actually surprised me he could hold out so much longer due to his actions during dinner.
"Yeah, after such a grand meal I'm rea-----lly excited." I replied and I swear I could hear the man's heart skip a beat or two, due to the fact that I heard it beating loudly before.
"Let's go then." He said grinning as he stood up. I stood up as well and when I turned around I saw the man offering his arm.
...Damn it, no other choice.
We walked back to the hallway, where I found Itachi and the others playing Janken and other then them the entire hall was empty.
"I'm really looking forward to it..." I said to the landlord as I ran a finger over his arm, "Looking forward to mess that perverted face of yours up with a kunai..."
"Hahaha..." The landlord nervously laughed.
I looked at my 'escorts', who in return looked towards me. I grinned at them and carefully gave them a thumbs up.
After they saw it they continued playing Janken while I faced forward as well. I reached the landlord's room soon after along with him and he finally let go off me.
"That kunai better be there...After making me go trough all those things I want to mess him up so badly that I'd rather strangle him to death then use some jutsu on him..." Was the first thing I thought then.
The landlord quickly stripped down to his boxers, something I'd rather not have seen. Really, this guy should've watched his weight and worked out.
"Well, are you ready my dear?" The landlord asked as he laid down on the bed.
"Ofcourse I am..." I said and playfully licked my lips.
The man grinned widely and I loosened my kimono, slightly exposing the outfit I wore underneath it. As I dropped my kimono on the floor, the landlord's grin widened as he wandered his eyes over my outfit.
"Now...I need to get all warmed up first..." I said as I slowly stepped forward towards the bed.
"Hmmm...I'd love to warm you up. Hehehe..." He replied.
I went on all fours on the bed and crawled over his body, making sure not touch his body, though he could obviously feel me moving over him.
"And while I'm warming up...You'll need to keep this on." I winked at him as I slightly stretched the side of his boxer and let go of it.
"Hmhmhmmmmmm." The man grinned.
I lowered my body onto his, forcing all my thoughts not to let a shiver. However, I did and made a moaning sound afterwards to keep up my cover.
"I'm already feeling slightly warmer..." I said faking a smirk at him.
"No doubt about it." He replied.
"No doubt that you are already warmed up..." I said twirling with my finger over his chest, letting out another shiver and again faking that it's a shiver of excitement.
"Are you ready?" I asked him.
"I've been waiting all night for this moment..." He said to me as he ran his hand trough my hair.
I moved my body over his and placed my cheek against his, moving my mouth to his ear.
"Now, now...Be patient...You should treat a girl like me gently..." I replied in a soft seductive voice.
"Oh but I will, my dearest..." He said as he caressed me with his other hand.
I pinned both his arms to the bed and took a sniff of his odor. That's when I had regret doing that as he smelled like he hadn't bathed for centuries and has been lying in the son all day.
As I tried to hold the cough that was forcing it's way out inside he placed my hands on my back. I threw myself back up, putting his hands off me.
I rolled my head around as I ran my hands over my own body, what he appearantly liked as he breathed harder.
With a swift motion of my hand I took the hairband that held my hair in a smooth tail off, letting my hair down as how it usually sits. I threw the hairband away and smirked at him.
"There... all warmed up..." I said as I leaned back forward.
"Play with yourself a bit more..." The landlord said.
"Hm?" I raised an innocent eyebrow at him.
"I want to see you play with yourself a bit before we get this on." He said grinning.
"...That's it...you're dead fellow...so dead that even corpses we'll say you're lifeless..." I growled in my mind, but unfortunately I had to keep in my act before making my move.
"Now, now...I'm here to please you and not myself." I replied as I gave him one of my best seductive looks ever.
"I know, but in doing so you please me, so you'll have to my dear..." The landlord said, giving me a perverted look.
"Crap trying to get out of that is going to take longer then pretending to be doing it and killing this bastard...No choice but to pretend..." I mused as I smirked at him.
"Well?" He asked.
"Ofcourse sir...If that is what you wish..." I said, moving my hand over my body and eventually putting it in my panty.
Ofcourse I wasn't really doing such things, heck no, but there was no other way then to keep in act and swiftly kill this perverted pig. I moved my hands in my pantie, continueing the act onwards as I leaned forward over the landlord.
"Hmmmm..." I let out a fake moan as I reached his ears with my mouth, the landlord's breathing increasing fastly.
It was then that I decided to finish this pig off while I had the chance. I quickly swifted my hand under the pillow, grabbed the kunai that was there and took it out and quickly pushed my body off his as i thrusted the kunai into his heart.
The landlord let out a scream of pain as I drived the kunai into his chest. Blood shot out and some of it landed on me.
"Curse you woman..." He let out with his dying breath and grabbed onto my chest with one hand.
"Shut the hell up you perverted freak and burn in hell." I whispered as I took the kunai out of his heart, more blood flowing out of the wound.
I sliced with the kunai trough his hand's muscle fibers, making his hand let go off my chest. I threw the kunai next to his head and breathed in and out, while raising a smirk.
"Tsch...Perverted asshole...Serves you right for hurting your wife like that." I said and as blood dropped into my mouth from my face, I spat it back into his face.
I got off his bed and with a few swift motions I was able to knock of any blood that had landed on my body. A couple of drops still entered my mouth however and I tasted it.
"Hm, Guess the only thing good about him was the taste of his blood..." I said to myself as I stepped back towards my kimono.
I ran my hand trough my hair to check it for any blood that might have gotten into it, luckily there was none. I put my kimono back on, putting it so that it looked like we actually had been doing something wild in there.
"No let's see...the only thing that wouldn't fit this picture then is that I'm already wearing my top again...Ow well...that's what Henge no Jutsu is for." I whispered to myself before using Henge no jutsu to make it look like I had taken off my top by showing a hint of cleavage.
I tilted my head and walked towards the door, slowly opening it. There were indeed guards outside and I closed the door behind me.
"See I told you they were done already." One of them said and I giggled in reply.
"Hmm...Indeed we are...Looks like I earned my money easy tonight...That poor, poor dear came so quickly and instantly fell asleep...I think I exhausted him a bit too much. I'd say you just let him rest there, wouldn't you?" I said as I wrapped my arm around the guard's arm.
"Err...yeah. I think so." The guard replied as his eyes shifted to and from me.
"But you know, I still have a LOT of energy...And you two men look like you could handle a girl like me...And I think I could enjoy the other guardsmen as well...How about you two gather them all up and meet me in the room around the corner?" I said as I winked at them.
"Ah..Aaah...Hai!" The guard replied as I started walking away.
"Don't make me wait too long...Or I might start without you men..." I playfully said as I turned around the corner.
There I waited to listen to the reactions of the guards.
"Oh god I'm going man!" The guard I talked to said.
"Man, she took the boss out in what? Two minutes! Other woman take at least 7 minutes to fully please him! We need freaking soldier pills to satisfy that girl if she's that good." The other one replied.
"Screw soldier pills man, we're younger then that old man! We could definetely keep it up! And screw the other guys too! Since you and I are the ones that got lucky we should be the only one that get lucky!" The guard said.
"But what if she doesn't want to with just us two?" The other one asked, making me softly snicker.
"Damn, you're right...Alright let's get the others but we're the first two of the guards that she going to have!" The guard said.
"Hell yeah!" The other one replied.
"Hehehe...If I had my dear katanas with me I'd have so much fun...Oh well killing all the guards with just one jutsu should be fun as well." I said cheerfully as I quickly headed into the room getting ready to kill some guards.
----Kami-sama's PoV----
"Jan...Ken...Pon..." Itachi, Dorimaru and Kisame said as they played their thousandth match of the evening already.
"Man...I hope Kayoko-chan hurries up...Maybe she killed him silently and is just cleaning up the mess now..." Kisame mused.
"Then why am I hearing marching footsteps towards this way?" Dorimaru asked as he perked an eyebrow.
"Booty call! Booty call! Booty call! Booty call!" The guards chanted as they marched past Itachi and the others.
"...Looks like Kayoko plans on killing more people?" Itachi wondered out loud.
"Woohoo...killing time! Let's follow them." Kisame said grinning as he marched after the guards with Dorimaru and Itachi following closely behind.
"Booty call! Booty call! Booty call!" Kisame chanted along with them.
"Oi, why are you chanting that?" Itachi asked as he marched next to Kisame.
"To be less suspicious?" Kisame said and shrugged.
"Hey did you hear? A bunch guys actually passed up this opportunity..." One of the guards in front Itachi and the others said.
"Yeah, I believe they are misses guards...Guess they want nothing to do with the women that are having sex with our lord behind their mistresses back..." The one next to him replied.
"Heh, their loss." The other one grinned.
They continued marching un till they came around the corner and entered the room where Kayoko is supposed to be. Itachi and the others waited outside as the guys crowded even in front of the room.
"Wow she's pretty!" Someone yelled, "Yeah she made the boss finish in about two minutes." "No way!" "Yeah way! Anyway me and my pal here are getting her first since she asked us first, right cutie?"
"My, my...No need to come one at a time...You'll all get what you deserve at the same time..." Itachi and the others heard Kayoko's voice from inside the room.
"Whaaaaaat! Wow she is good if she can handle us all at once...wonder if she uses a sex type of Bunshin no Jutsu or something..." The guards wondered.
"Katon: Karyuu Endan!" Kayoko let out her flames, burning everyone in nearly no time at all.
"No she killed all of them! Damn you Kayoko-chan!" Kisame cursed as the flames erupted outside.
The flames soon disappeared and on the other side of where the flames were, stood a total of four guards.
"Look four of them are still alive!" Dorimaru yelled as he pointed at them.
"Hey guys, sorry you missed all the fun." Kayoko said as she put her head out of the room, carefully not to step on any of the dead guardsmen.
"Get them!" Kisame and Dorimaru yelled as the four guards turned around and started running, Itachi and Dorimaru and Kisame quickly running after them.
"You won't escape me! I've been all night for a kill!" Kisame yelled as he ran after them with his Samehada ready.
"Me too! Too many Janken! People must die!" Dorimaru exclaimed.
"Kill...to relieve... boredem..." Itachi said with twitching eyes as he ran after them with a kunai ready in his hands.
After chasing the guards for a while, who were screaming their lungs out for mercy and help, Itachi managed to stab one of them to death, Kisame had shaved someone to death with his Samehada and Dorimaru had sliced trough one, which ended in death as well.
"One left!" They all exclaimed.
As they reached the end of the hall, which was a dead-end, the three of them started fighting amongst eachother about who'd get to kill him.
"I will!" Itachi yelled.
"Heck no! The one with the most kills out of the three of us will be me!" Kisame yelled.
"He's my prey!" Dorimaru yelled.
The three of them stumbled against eachother and eventually fell down on the floor. They looked up and saw a kunai flying trough the air towards the guard, who was shocked by this display actually. The kunai hit him in the head, before he dropped dead onto the floor.
"Geez, don't make such a fuss about it..." Kayoko said, who was standing behind them with a stretched arm.
The three of them turned their face towards Kayoko.
"Do you have...any idea...what you have done...Kayoko?" Itachi asked as all of them twitched their eyes.
"What? I'm cold and tired...Let's head back to camp already. This little kunoichi needs her beauty sleep after all that acting to be a harlot." Kayoko said as she stretched out and let out a yawn.
"...One kill...One kill...One kill..." The three of them chanted as they got up and walked like a bunch of zombies towards Kayoko.
"Yeah with that one it was my fiftysecond kill of the night." Kayoko said yawning as she walked back with Itachi and the others following closely behind.
As she turned around the corner and noticed a butler standing by the entrance of the landlord's room with a bag of money in his hand.
"Ahem, In place of our mistress, I'd like to thank you madam for ridding of us that perverted good for nothing landlord. Here's a bonus for taking out the guards as well...I already covered it with the estimated damages to the building and room. We'll just say our poor lord had an accident while trying something new with a woman he had been with behind our lady her back and accidentally killed himself. As for ridding us of his men...We'll just say they've spontanious combusted..." The butler said he handed over the money to Kayoko.
Kayoko opened the bag and her eyes went ca-ching of the sum of money inside.
"Hehehe...Just for me." Kayoko said grinning as she put the well earned bag of money in her kimono.
"Good night madam, sirs...The only sad thing is that I have to clean up this mess." The butler said as Itachi and the others walked past him.
"Just one kill...just one..." The guys wailed on their ways back to camp as Kayoko snuggled her newly gained bag filled with lot's of money.