Edward POV (July 18th)
Bella's due date is less than a week away, technically 4 days away and all hell has broken loose, Alice makes me check her go bag every night when I go home because when Jamie was born Jazz just happened to forget the bag in his frenzy so we had to go back and get it, I mean she lives about a 30 minute drive away I don't know what the big deal is, Bella's been in a lot of pain and she looks like a penguin when she walks tell her that though and she'll waddle away and return with a butcher knife…it's happened twice. The upside is that they don't know she's having triplets there's been a rumor she's having twins but nothing has been confirmed, Em and the others have already made the plan that we were going to put the car right at the elevator in the parking lot so when we left it would be a direct entrance into the car and then Bella and I then Jake and Seth and we would pull off. We got a custom made Mercedes with tinted windows Renee, Phil, and Charlie have been staying with us, Lillian and John are staying with Rose and Em, and James is in a hotel.
"Bella" I called testing the water smiling, I've given Bella a bath every day since last week, I know she's got a lot on her mind and she doesn't want to talk about it but it gets taken off the next morning when she works out
"Oh thank God" she smiled wincing
"You okay?"
"Yeah just got a contraction downstairs that's all"
"You sure?"
"Yeah" she nodded climbing into the tub. I followed behind her fixing myself so I was behind her, I let the music play as I massaged her shoulders. When my skin started to look like rasins I let the water out and dried Bella and I off before heading to bed, she was down and out for the count by the time I was under the sheet,
"Hey guys" I whispered laying my face on her belly
"I know you guys are excited and all but go easy on mommy tonight those contractions in the tub were pretty intense, you might want to lay off that for a little"
"If I were you I wouldn't be too excited to come out here I mean we've got vultures with big eyes trying to get the picture to slap on some cover of a magazine, you want your privacy right?"
"That's what I thought, let's make a deal"
"I'll tell you a story and you'll do me a favor"
"You like this story it's about when I first figured out that your mom was the one for me, I was 13 and I wasn't really liking anyone at least that's what I thought I mean I liked to be next to your mom hold her hand and cuddle when we watched movies, I thought it was because your aunts and uncles were doing the same thing and then when I turned 14 and Bella gave me a picture album with a bunch of pictures with her and I thought wow we were next to each other a lot and half of those had your Uncle Em on the other side and then she left a month later she had to leave to go live with Nana Renee and I kissed her the night before when we walked around in the backyard and when I found out she was leaving I was mad she didn't tell me, but turns out she did I just spaced out staring at her so I had to apologize then she was gone for 3 years and I made some bad choices then she came back all grown up and it was like God telling me I do like you most of the time and I had to go confess everything because you just can't help but do it, you'll understand what I mean and that's what happened. I know it's pretty fast but by the time I'm done World War 25 would have been won and fought so do me a favor and let your mom get some sleep?" I smiled kissing her belly she stirred before her eyes popped open and she glared at the ceiling, contraction
"What did I just say? You're not even out here and you're not listening already?" I scolded, before she climbed out of bed and headed for the bathroom, I followed standing by the door
"Okay so either I just pissed really hard or…" Bella trailed off
"Oh shit" I mumbled my mind racing,
"We've got to get you to the hospital, I've got to get your bag, should I call your parents or the guys, or maybe clean this up, or call the hospital first, no wrong I have t…"
"EDWARD" Bella yelled, I paused looking at her
"Breathe and calm down"
"Right, here" I said making a mad dash for her closet, I grabbed a pair of sweatpants, her bag, and my cell phone
"Change into these" I said handing her the sweatpants while I tossed the bag outside, dialing Jake
"HEY WAKE UP" I yelled in the intercom system running to get Bella, pausing as she had another contraction practically strangling the bone marrow out my arm
"Hello?" Jake answered groggily
"Bella's water broke"
"Oh shit okay I'm up, I'll get the other's we'll be there in like ten minutes" he said hanging up
"Edward what's going on?" Charlie asked
"Bella's water broke" I said pulling on a pair of sneakers
"Oh okay" Charlie nodded heading outside
"OH SHIT" he boomed, I had to smile
I called Em and Jazz before helping Bella down the steps and to the back of the house and into the garage, by the time we got into the Mercedes Em, Rose, Lillian, John, and Ethan were in the Escalade waiting for us,
"Hello?" James answered groggily
"James just thought you should know we're heading to the hospital"
"Why?"
"Because her water broke" I winced as Bella cursed all things hard and crushed my hand
"Consider me already there, Jack" and then he hung up
"Tell me to breathe one more time and I'll ring your neck" Bella hissed glaring at me,
"Sassy even in the pain" Seth laughed
"Yeah Alice" I said answering my phone
"Carlisle and Esme are on their way and Dr. Riley is on his way too"
"Thanks Alice"
"How is she doing?"
"She threatened to ring my neck"
"So she's doing fine"
"Yeah I guess so"
"Well we're on our way bye" and she hung up
"We need a siren for this thing" Jake snapped making a sharp left
"Come on move fucker" Seth yelled out the window,
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU" Bella screamed glaring at me as another contraction hit her
"6 minutes" I said checking my watch
By the time we pulled into the parking lot her contractions were still 6 minutes apart and I'm pretty sure every bone in my hand was broken, Jack and James pulled into the parking lot 2 minutes later with Alice, Jazz, and Jamie as they loaded Bella into a wheel chair and it was off to the races leaving the paparazzi outside the hospital. They made us wait in the waiting room while they got everything situated now I know how those other families feel because I want to push these people down some steps I don't care if they are my co-workers I'm off the clock god dammit, then Dr. Riley walked in flexing his hand ha ha Bella got a hold of it
"Easy she's 4 ½ centimeters dilated, and you can go see her while we wait" he smiled
"I'm going to go see if she broke any bone in my hand" he smiled pointing to her room
"Thanks" I grinned jogging off to her room,
"I only have one thing to say" Rose smiled
"Paybacks a bitch ain't it Bella?" Alice smiled
"You know I won't be in this bed forever, I will kill you both" she glared
"You're about to have kids and you're threatening death?" Lillian asked
"Why stop… now" Bella gasped before it turned into a glare I swear if looks could kill I'd be dead so many times I wouldn't be able to understand, I don't think I could even count that far
"Ha pretty soon you'll be a pile of ash Eddie" Em laughed
"Shut up before I make you as much as a woman as every female in this room" I glared
"That's not nice" Em said shaking his head
"I'm never taking those lying ass classes again" Bella growled
"Lying ass classes never help like I want to look like an out of breath walrus" Bella glared
2 hours later and Bella was fully dilated and burning me with her eyes
Emmett POV
"5 bucks says Edward comes out of there with only one hand" I smirked
"Deal" Jazz grinned shaking my hand
"You guys are so wrong" Alice glared
"Yeah lets up it 10 says he hand gets broken"
"Me too" Jake said
"I'm game" Nathan grinned
"Us too" Felix, Seth, and Demetri nodded shaking hands
"You idiots everyone knows he'll have to get it amputated from the lack of blood flow" Carlisle laughed
"I'm in on that" John said
"Me too" Phil laughed
"I'll go for that"
"You guys are horrible besides we have more important things to think about" Alice said
"Like what?" I asked
"Their names Renee did you find out anything?" Esme asked
"No they kept the door locked" Renee said shaking her head
"God damn secretive children" Lillian grumbled
"So they didn't say the names at all?" James asked
"Nope all I know is that they're keeping Anthony in the family"
"Everyone knows that"
"Exactly"
"You guys are going to be bald before us if you keep that up" Charlie smirked looking at the clock. 3 hours later on July 18th I got three nephews at the same time.
Edward POV
I smiled holding Vaughn, who was the oldest, while Bella held Cason who was 6 minutes younger than Vaughn and she also held Bryce who was 9 minutes younger than Cason,
"I love you" I smiled kissing Bella
"I love you" she smiled her voice was still hoarse from all the threats she spewed while in labor
"Let me see" Renee cried, I turned around facing them as everyone piled into the room,
"What did you name them?" Alice chirped watching as Renee took Cason, Esme took Bryce, and Lillian took Vaughn
"Vaughn, Cason, and Bryce Anthony Cullen" I smiled kissing Bella's hand
"They're look so cute" Esme squealed
"Who am I holding?" Rose asked
"Bryce" Bella mumbled
"Who am I holding?" Alice asked
"Cason" I smiled
"So I guess I'm holding Vaughn" Charlie smiled
"How can you tell?" Em asked taking Bryce
"We just know" I shrugged
"Picture time" Alice squealed, long story short we spent about ten minutes taking pictures before the nurses whisked them away and Bella slept, everyone went home except the guys who slept in my office while I slept in my dad's office.
'3 times the love, 3 times the chaos, 3 times the long nights, 3 times the fun welcome to my life' I tweeted, before falling asleep.
The next morning I woke up and took a shower and changed into a pair of jeans and a t shirt before heading to go see Bella, after answering the phone and texts everyone sent me on the congratulations, by the time I made it to her room it was feeding time so I relaxed in one of the couches in her room while I waited, I picked up Bryce while Vaughn and Cason slept peacefully in Bella's arms,
"Lesson number 1" I whispered walking over to Bella
"That is real beauty" I smiled pointing to Bella, I smiled as he just opened and closed his eyes
"Don't worry you'll understand, but your mission in life along with your brothers and your cousin Ethan is to turn an of your coming sisters and your cousins like Jamie into nuns until they're 60 but don't tell mommy or Aunty or Grandma oaky?" he gripped my finger closing his eyes
"Good" I smiled sitting in the couch
July 21st
I chuckled watching as Bella bit her bottom lip sliding on a pair of blood red pumps, a black pair of cargo shorts, and a blood red tank top, with a pair of oversized black Chanel sunglasses, you'd never know this women had triplets,
"Don't laugh at me, you'll never understand" she smiled looking down at her feet
"You're right I won't" I laughed picking up Vaughn and Bryce's car seats and heading out while Nathan carried Cason we took the elevators down to the parking lot where the paparazzi happily waited for us taking pictures Felix and Demetri kept them at bay as we loaded them into the Mercedes before I helped Bella in smacking her lightly on the but before I got in with Jake and Seth in the front and Felix and Demetri leading us off in their Escalade,
"I think they're taking the whole super stardom thing in stride" Bella smiled giving Cason her finger
"They got 9 months' worth of practice"
"Evasive maneuvers should be easy for them" Seth laughed
"What are you talking about these guys are future CIA spies" Jake laughed
"This device will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2 …." I laughed
"Hey there" I smiled looking at Vaughn who kept open and closing his eyes, before glaring at Lord knows what
"I think you interrupted his sleep" Bella smiled
"I'm sorry it's Jake and Seth's fault they started it" I smiled holding up my hand
"Honest" I smiled kissing his head
"I think I know where he got that from" Nathan whispered
"I say it's Bella" I whispered
"Don't blame that on me" Bella whispered
"Why not I'm going to set everyone on fire with my eyes?" I challenged
"Shut up" she glared
"Yes ma'am" I smiled
We pulled up to into the driveway and piled out with Nathan holding Cason, me holding Bryce, and Bella holding Vaughn, we opened the door and I should've know,
"Do you still think it's too late to leave and go through the back door?" Bella whispered as everyone smiled at us
"Yes now get in here" Alice hissed walking over
"You know this is the kind of stuff that you're supposed to protect us from" I mumbled glaring at Jake and the guys who all smiled sheepishly
"Come on hand them over" Renee squealed heading for Nathan, while Lillian and Esme attacked Bella and I
"You just couldn't wait could you?" Rose asked
"Nope" Bella smiled looking down at her feet
"And so the last two have joined the elite life of that is called parenthood" Carlisle smirked watching as the three mothers cooed over Vaughn, Bryce, and Cason
"Oh they have your eyes Edward" Lillian cooed
"Oh but that's a Swan glare" Esme smiled
"Yes the genes are strong" Charlie smirked
"They're tall" Renee smiled
"They're going to be so good looking" Esme cried
"They're cute now" John laughed
"What are you trying to say?" Jazz challenged
"What've I've been trying to say all your life you 6 were devils in disguises"
"We were not" Bella said
"Yeah you knew perfectly well what you were getting yourself into" I smirked pulling Bella to sit in my lap as we relaxed in the lazy boy
"No we didn't" Esme said
"Yes you did you little naughty birdies" Em said wagging his finger
"Let's change the subject Bella you don't look like a women who just had triplets" Renee smiled, oh the women is smart that would definitely cause a 4 hour debate
"Yeah it took me months to work off my baby fat" Alice yelled
"I'm still working mine off; I've got 4 pounds to go" Rose glared
"I told you guys to work out and swim while you were pregnant that is not my fault" Bella shrugged
"But I have a pudgy midsection and yours is all firm" Rose whined
"Well you've learned something for the next time around" Bella smiled
"Oh no I'm not having another Jamie" Alice said shaking her head looking at Jamie who was running around while Ethan raced around pushing his walker
"Then have a Jazz" Em shrugged
"So my kid can look like a recovering crack addict every time he sees cake, no thank you" Alice said shaking her head
"Hey it's not that bad" Jazz defended
"Yes it is" I laughed
"Where did I get that from anyway?" Jazz asked
"Don't look at me" Lillian said shaking her head
"You got it from your grandfather" John laughed
"You're not serious" Rose said
"Yeah but with him it was chowder" John laughed
"Wha-"
"Don't ask" John laughed
"Feeding time" Renee cheered
"What, who gets excited over that?" Bella said staring at Renee
"Your mother" Charlie laughed, as Bella took Cason from her mom and walking off
"Ooop I think they got jealous" Lillian sang holding up Bryce
"Let's go" I said getting out the chair and picking them both up and heading to the kitchen where no one could see us
"Them too?" Bella asked
"Them too" I nodded, pulling up a chair, waiting until Bella handed me Cason after she burped him and took Vaughn and so it went, as Bella fed and burped Vaughn before taking Bryce, she took Vaughn again before heading out into the living room where we were ambushed by the mothers again.
"Hey their poopy is going to be mustard" Em grinned
"Why would you say that?" Phil asked
"What it's true" Em defended
"Yes but you don't say it" Jazz laughed
"I want to see their room" Alice squealed
"Yes show us" Rose grinned
"Wow I'm surprised Renee didn't tell you on one of her many trips to see if the door was open" Bella smirked
"I have no idea what you're talking about, do we Vaughn" Renee smiled wiggling her finger in his grasp
"Now we don't" she cooed
"Come on show us" Alice growled
"Easy Pixie let's go" I laughed getting up as everyone followed us upstairs and heading into the room across from us which was about the size of a 3 bedroom apartment, big house big rooms, we opened the door and Alice squealed racing in, the room was mainly blue with bright orange and greens in polka dots, there were brown shag rugs with orange and green polka dots, 3 closets on the left hand side each with the letter of their first name above the door, their bathroom was on the right side of the room but the wall by the door had three changing tables and the wall when you entered had a book case and a large rocking chair a play are with toys and the back wall was lined up with tree cribs with their name on the wall above each crib
"Wow"
"I love this" Alice squealed jumping up and down and clapping
"Wow okay never do that again" Phil said staring at Alice
"Look at your crib" Renee cooed, we went back downstairs after Alice skipped around the room and they looked in the bathroom, losing their minds before moving on
"Oh I know that face" Renee sang
"I think they synchronized their bodily function clocks" Jazz laughed as all three mothers ran off to go change them
"I hope they know they shit like they have lifelong diarrhea" Bella mumbled looking up the steps
"That's fucked up" Charlie laughed
"They didn't ask" I shrugged
"Lots of yellow mustard please enjoy" Em grinned
"You know I'll never be able to eat mustard ever again because of you" Phil glared
"Not my fault blame breast feeding" Em smirked
"Oh no you don't" Rose said shaking her head
"Okay then blame anatomy for mustardy poop" Em smirked
"Isabella Marie Swan Cullen and Edward Anthony Cullen what the hell is wrong with your children's assholes?" Renee snapped coming down the steps while Lillian stared at Cason with complete confusion
"It was like hey I'm not going to stop shitting anytime soon so you should just sit there" Esme glared
"How is it even possible" Lillian whispered and that did it we fell out laughing as they glared at us,
"Did you know this one smiled at me" Renee said holding Vaughn
"That's my boy" I grinned
"I hope he's your boy when you're wiping his butt" Bella smirked
"That's my girl" Charlie laughed
"Well we're off" Renee smiled handing Vaughn to Bella before leaving with Phil and Charlie
"Yeah that's us too" Carlisle smiled standing up as Esme handed Cason to me
"Yeah we've got an 11 o clock flight" John smiled, as Lillian handed Bryce to Rose before leaving
"Give me" Em grinned taking Vaughn from Bella and Alice took Cason
"Wow these guys really look like the both of you" Jazz said wiggling his finger
"So when are you guys heading back?" Em smirked
"That's not funny" Bella glared
"Yeah when are you guys heading back?" I smirked
"Oh no these guys are only 1" Alice said shaking her head
"So" I shrugged picking up Jamie as Ethan decided to make his way over to Bella
"It's not so Edward don't say so I'll kill you" Rose glared
"Touchy" Bella laughed
"Do you know that yesterday Emmett sat and sung baby got back to Ethan and he danced" Rose glared
"It has a nice beat" Bella smirked
"It's an ass rap" Alice said looking at us like we were crazy
"Face it our lives will be chaos so the sooner you accept the fact that your husband had your son dancing to an ass rap the sooner you will be able to enjoy it" I smiled
"There is one upside to this" Jazz smirked
"What?" Em asked
"Our lives will never be boring" Jazz smiled
"Therefore they can't complain" I nodded
They left about two hours later and we put them too bed before taking a shower and relaxing in our bed,
"Isabella and hubby Edward Cullen left the hospital earlier this afternoon with not one, not two, but three newborn babies that's right people Isabella and hubby welcomed triplets to the world on July 18th, Family friend James Tracker was also there to welcome the newborns before arriving in New York the next day, Friends and Family of the couple took to twitter to congratulate the couple on their children, actor Kellan Lutz tweeted' Welcome to the world Vaughn, Cason, and Bryce Anthony Cullen' father Edward tweeted '3 times the love, 3 times the chaos, 3 times the long nights, 3 times the fun welcome to my life' I think I cried. But on a more fashionable side new mommy Isabella looked very fashionable in blood re pumps, black cargo shorts, and tank top topping it off with a pair of oversized Chanel sunglasses this figure doesn't look anything like a women who just had triplets, hubby Edward also seemed to enjoy the figure giving Isabella a love tap on the bum when helping her into their custom made Mercedes"
And the first cry of the night,
"I've got it" Bella mumbled climbing out the bed, I really wanted to stop her but the bed was so soft and warm I couldn't move so I just laid there and listen to Bella talk
Bella POV
I sighed rubbing my face as I made my way across the hall and straight to Vaughn's crib and picking him up,
"Why do I have the feeling you're going to be the one causing me all the trouble?" I whispered sitting in the rocking chair
"Soft bed huh Edward?"
"Yeah I've got the next one" he laughed through the intercom
"Yes you do" I laughed
"Daddy's being a lazy bum" I whispered to Vaughn wiggling my finger in his little fist as he kicked softly,
"You know I have a feeling you're going to be the mastermind behind everything that happens in this house, yeah it's all you isn't it Vaughn or all of you going to be perfect little angels for mommy and daddy?" he burped looking sleepy
"Yeah chaos can be such fun" I whispered rubbing my nose against his as I rocked him, and two minutes he was lights out, I was two steps before Bryce decided he was going to be hungry too
"I hope you don't make this a habit" I whispered picking him up,
"You pooped didn't you" taking him over to his changing table which he obviously didn't like
"You better get used to it because you will be taking showers everyday mister" picking him up and heading to the chair
"No messy bodies in my house mister, I like my guys to smell nice and clean because I don't want to lose my eyebrows so get used to a clean butt" I smiled, and Cason decided he couldn't be left out
"Aren't you three just the little rat pack" I whispered standing up and walking over to Cason's crib while I burped Bryce
"Aren't you the impatient one" I whispered picking Cason up after putting Bryce down whom happily went straight to sleep after letting out a burp that usually Em had after a root beer
"I hope your schools have enough sense not to put you in the same classes or their going to lose teachers every year, since you guys obviously enjoy tag teaming people. Looks like the only time you're going to be peaceful is around nap time, yeah so was your dad, and your uncles, and your aunts, and I but then that's over by 1st grade isn't it?" I smiled, he finished and I burped him but spent another 5 minutes before Cason decided it was time to sleep, I head back across the hall and crawled back into the warmth that is Edward's arms falling asleep. Which was rudely awakened by the crying of Bryce, his wail is longer,
"I got it" Edward sighed
"Okay Bryce calm down daddy's here, not as good as mommy but I've got a bottle" Edward shushed, I fell asleep after Vaughn woke up. I felt the bed shift under his weight and moved back into his arms
"Cason's a fighter" Edward sighed
"I know"
"And you didn't share?"
"You didn't ask"
"Ass" he grumbled, I laughed before I let the sleep take over
The next morning I woke up smiling happy that they only woke up one other time during the night which I got, Cason decided he wanted to be first this time and decided that he wasn't going to go to sleep but poop then go to sleep and Bryce decided that he had to go through 2 diapers and Vaughn decided he was going to take ten minutes to burp. I got showered and got dressed working out with their baby monitor attached to my waist, I knew Edward had to run to the supermarket which was about an hour away, and assholes ate all our food. I took another shower getting showered before feeding, burping, cleaning, and changing Vaughn, Cason, and Bryce so apparently Bryce likes a bath but doesn't like to get his butt cleaned my kid is confusing,
"Good morning gorgeous" Edward smiled putting the bags on the counter and kissing me
"Morning" I smiled watching as Nathan made his way in with groceries
"Morning Bella and Good morning my little peeps" Nathan grinned putting a couple bag on the counter top
"Morning" I smiled as he crossed his eyes at Vaughn who just stared with his big eyes
"You're hard to please" Nathan laughed heading out
"You know the clerk asked me where the babies were" he smiled packing away the food
"What did you say?" I asked kissing Cason
"At home sucking off my wife's boob" Nathan grinned helping empty the bags
"You didn't" I said wide eyes
"No I didn't" he laughed right along with Nathan
"Not funny" I yelled hurling a spoon at them
"Yeah it is imagine if he did say that her face would've been priceless" Nathan laughed
"No it wouldn't" I glared
"Would it?" I asked Bryce who hiccupped and smiled at me
"Yes this would be her face" Nathan said opening his mouth in an 'o' shape holding his cheeks, Edward laughed gripping the counter
"I should try that" Edward nodded
"No you shouldn't"
"Oh come on it would be priceless"
"Don't you dare" I glared
"Yes ma'am, see you guys later" Nathan called
"Bye" we called as Edward came over taking Cason and Bryce while I carried Vaughn into the living room
Edward POV
"Go get dressed" I smiled
"Why?"
"You've got a Spa appointment in 2 hours"
"Edward"
"Don't worry I know you're tense so go get dressed and be ready so the guys can escort you" I smiled and I could see her about to protest
"Do it or I'm holding out on you" I smirked
"I don't think your self-control is that good"
"Go Bella" I glared
"Fine" she huffed walking off, now that tells you she's tired or else she would have argued with me until we missed the appointment
"Mommy had you all to herself this morning while Daddy went to get the groceries this morning, now it's my turn" I whispered putting them on their mat on the floor next to each other, and she was gone after Jake and the guys came to pick her up
"Boys day out" I whispered kissing Cason while Bryce and Vaughn held my finger
"You only going to smile for mommy?' I challenged
"Give me a gummy wet one, you're going to have to listen to me sooner or later" I challenged, Vaughn just stared at me while I think Bryce tried to wink which wasn't working all that well, they fell asleep half way through my conversation so I just turned on the TV nice and low lying next to them while I watched Sports Center, my phone buzzed with a text from Em
Edward text Emmett text
R u home
Yeah w/ da boys
Mind if I come ova
No u can come ova they r sleeping
I'm bringing Ethan
Where is Rose
Went shopping c u soon
Kk
I returned my concentration to the TV when my phone buzzed again with a text from Jazz
Edward text Jasper text
R u home
Yeah w/ da boys Em is coming ova
So I c u in a few
Where Jamie
W/ her mom at work vacation rules
Lol c u den
I put my phone down again before returning my attention to the TV,
"What's up my peeps" Em grinned putting Ethan down who made his way over to me
"Nothing much they're sleeping"
"You know all they do is eat, shit, sleep, cry, and stare" Em smirked said sitting next to me
"And your kid is crazy" I smirked looking at Ethan who kept bouncing before moving his hands around
"You think we could convince that if he ran into the TV that he could be on TV" Em grinned
"That's fucked up Em"
"You did it to me"
"Yeah you deserved that"
"No I didn't"
"Yes you were 9 you should've known that wasn't possible"
"Whatever"
"Jasper is here" Jazz grinned closing the door behind him, our door isn't open it's just that they all have keys like Bella and I have keys to their places
"-uck" Ethan said walking into the table, and Jazz barked with laughter
"He's okay" I said after I sobered up enough to actually pay attention
"Did he just curse man?' Jazz laughed
"I think so" Em nodded
"You're screwed if Rose hears him" I laughed, oh that's a comedy act on its own
"Ethan" Em called waving his son over
"Did you say fuck?" he asked and we all busted out laughing who ask a one year old that a question
"Yes" Ethan said,
"This is rich" Jazz laughed
"I can't believe he said yes" Em laughed,
"Say it again Ethan" I laughed, he walked off slapping his knees I laughed harder
"Man my kids a comical genius" Em grinned, we watched as Ethan tried to turn the corner and walked into the couch, and we busted out laughing again
"I think he should sit down" I laughed
"Ouch my side" Jazz laughed holding his side as he laughed harder, and then the crying began
"Come on you guys, Jazz warm up the bottles Em come on" I said picking up Vaughn and Cason while Em grabbed Bryce following me up the steps,
"All done" Jazz said coming up the steps
"Take Vaughn" I said taking Cason while Jazz walked off talking to Vaughn
"Come on Cason someone shouldn't shit this much" I said tossing his diaper away and putting on a new one
"What is in Bella's breast milk man?" Em laughed
"I don't know" I shrugged taking Bryce while Em walked off
"Last one" I grinned kissing his head
"Ease off the milk, and you'll be fine" I said picking him up and heading downstairs
"Here" Jazz said handing me a bottle while we all sat in the couch and Ethan sat in front of us playing with an Elmo cellphone
"We look so gay right now" Em mumbled
"I have a fuck hot wife so I don't feel gay" I smirked
"So do I but imagine if someone came in the door right now" Em smirked
"True" Jazz nodded burping Vaughn, the door opened and Bella walked in looking amused
"You jinxed it Em" I laughed
"This is a Kodak moment" Bella laughed taking a picture with her phone
"Hey I wasn't ready" Em whined
"Em shut up" I laughed
"I think you guys look alright, come here Ethan" Bella called
"See you guys in a couple Ethan and I are going to get ice cream" she waved
"Bye boys" she smiled blowing us a kiss before leaving
"Well brake out the knitting needles" Jazz smirked
"We've been caught" I laughed kissing Bryce's head
Bella came back a half an hour later and the guys held the babies before leaving,
"Did you actually get ice cream?"
"Yes"
"Where's my ice cream?" Em whined
"There's ice cream in the fridge Em" Bella smiled taking Bryce from me
"Bella take those heels off I feel short as hell" Jazz said
"It's not that much of a height difference" Bella said rolling her eyes
"Yes it is Edward get up you too Em" Jazz said we all stood next to Bella Jazz and I were way shorter and Em was the same height
"Sit down" Bella glared kicking her heels off and relaxing in the Lazy Boy letting Bryce lay on her chest
"Wife stealer" Jazz laughed
"That's not cool Jazz" I glared
"Look he's stealing your wife right now and you're in denial" Jazz laughed
"It's not just a river in Egypt" Em grinned
"You know that was actually kind of good for you" I nodded
"Oh Eddie poor spot" Jazz sang
"How are you jealous of your son?" Bella asked
"I'm not jealous"
"Yeah you are" Em laughed
"Whatever" I huffed crossing my arms
"You poor thing" Bella smiled, I glared at her
"You got something in your eye?" she smirked
"I get that" Em laughed
"Shut up, I'm not jealous of my son okay he's just cock blocking"
"Nice cover up" Jazz laughed
"Jealous I tell you" Em laughed
"Hello, Hello" Rose said coming through the front door holding a couple of bags
"That's all you bought?" Em asked looking confused
"No this is what I bought for the boys" Rose smiled
"You know what I don't get?" Jazz asked handing Vaughn over
"What?" Rose and Bella asked skeptically
"Ok that was scary and how women waist their days off shopping which means you have to constantly been on your feet which you're going to complain about when you get home plus you're spending a bunch of money" Jazz said
"Why do you spend half your Sunday getting ready for a game and the rest of the day watching it?" Bella asked
"Because it makes sense" Em shrugged
"Then that's our answer" Rose smiled
"Okay wow" Jazz said shaking his head, Ethan stayed with us downstairs while they fed, changed, and burped Vaughn, Cason, and Bryce
"So this is where you guys hang out" Alice smiled walking in with Jamie
"So Bells you making dinner?" Em asked
"Seriously Em?" she smiled, "Only if you're helping"
"I'm game" Em grinned running for the kitchen while Bella handed me the baby monitor
Emmett POV
"Cooking in the kitchen" I sang grabbing the lasagna noodles
"Seriously Em" Bella smiled looking at me
"Yup I haven't had it in at least a year" I grinned
"Em no don't touch it" Bella said smacking my hand
"Awe Bells just a little look I'm even going to use a spoon" I said pulling a spoon about the size of my fist
"Put that down and here" she said using a regular spoon
"These are so overrated" I said eating the sauce, good shit man good shit
"Overrated my ass stop being greedy" Bella laughed wiping the corner of my mouth
"Give it" I said licking it off her thumb
"Fat ass" she laughed hitting me with a towel
"Noodles are done" I said turning off the stove, okay I'm pretty sure I can sneak a noodle
"Don't eat the damn noodles Emmett" Bell said
"Damnit" I hissed
"Get the cheese and step away from the pot"
"Fine" I huffed heading for the fridge
"Cheese for you" I smiled
"What are you a cave man?"
"Yes cave man Emmett give Bella cheese"
"Here" Bella said slapping a Lasagna noodle on my face and laughing
"Thanks" I laughed dipping it in the sauce and eating it
"Em you ass" Bella laughed
"Awe it's not that bad Bells look I taste good" I grinned smearing the spoon on her face, "Yum" I laughed
"Not bad Em but you could use a little more tomato paste" she laughed washing whatever she didn't pick up with her finger off
"Stack em' up" I sang moving my head to side as I smeared the cheese on and Bella added the fried onion rings to it
"All you need are the dreds Em" Bella laughed
"Onion ring" I boomed snatching it out the pot, "HOT" I screamed spitting it back into my hand
"That's not funny Bella" I whined
"That's what you get for being so greedy" Bella laughed
"Bella please don't completely burn him and could you chill a bottle of wine" Rose called
"Yeah" Bella laughed grabbing a bottle of wine and putting it into the fridge while I finished my evil onion ring and washed my hands helping before putting it into the oven
"What were you guys doing in their?" Alice asked looking at us
"Whatever two crazy best friends do when you put them in a kitchen" Jazz smirked
"Did you blow something up?" Rose asked
"No" we both laughed
"You guys are scaring me" Edward said staring at us
"Roar" I boomed causing us all to laugh and Edward to hurl a pillow at my head
"Oh wow, I just saw 10 years into the future and Ethan was wrestling with his shadow" Rose shivered
"You can do that?" I smiled
"NO" they all yelled
"What I just wanted to know" I huffed
"You just wanted to know" Alice dead panned
"Yes is that so hard?"
"Hey Em remember when I told you that a happy Pixie is a good life?" Bella whispered
"Oh come on Bells lets go have a food fight" I grinned sticking my tongue out and pulling her with me into the kitchen
"On guard" I yelled tossing her a spatula
"Bring it" Bella smirked; I yelled swinging my spatula and attacking her
When the food was finished I brought it out to the table, we sat around the table eating good food man good food we left around 11.
Edward POV
I woke up, checking the date…July 24th wow I can't believe we forgot our own anniversary,
"Bella wake up" I laughed
"This joke better be funny as hell" she mumbled
"What's today?"
"July 24th why? Oh shit" she laughed
"At least you can't blame me for forgetting our anniversary"
"No but I do know who we can blame"
"You mean the three little hell spawns across the hall?"
"Very much so"
"So what are we going to do?"
"I have no idea"
"I do it's been too long" I smiled tracing kisses down her neck she moaned arching her back, I climbed on top of her sliding my hands under her shirt, I hissed bringing my lips back up to her mouth, then the wail I chuckled dropping my head into the nape of her neck and inhaling her scent,
"Oh Vaughn you cock blocking asshole" I sighed, then the other two decided to join the party
"I'll change the diapers if you breast feed" Bella smiled
"Deal" I smiled kissing her lips before climbing off her and heading across the hall
"Okay boys daddy's here and I guess who I brought" I smiled picking up Vaughn he did cry first it's only first, Bella stood by me changing Bryce before sitting in the rocking chair, Vaughn decided to help me out and stayed quiet while I changed Cason and sat in the chair next to her holding them both
"You just can't share can you?" I whispered to Bryce
"No he's selfish just like his daddy"
"A selfish man keeps his woman" I smiled kissing her
"Lesson number 2 guys if only you could write that down"
"Baby genius"
"No those guys either turn out to be real asshole or serial killers"
"That's so stereotypical"
"All models are hot that's a stereotype"
"No it's not it's a known fact"
"No it's not it's a stereotype"
"Edward what agency in their right mind would hire a model that looks repulsive?"
"An agency trying to make money, you see if they can get their customers to all think they can wear that dress better than that model then more people will buy the dress"
"I think Em stole some of his smart cells back when you weren't looking" she laughed handing Bryce over and taking Vaughn
"That's not fair you guys had a spatula fight in the kitchen"
"Jealous?"
"Jealous of a spatula fight, I'm hurt"
"So you say now" she laughed taking Vaughn
"I play my own spatula war with you if these guys go to sleep" I smiled
"Which I don't think they're going to do that for another half on hour" she smiled
The phone rang about 5 minutes later and Bella went to go get it,
"You know I can't even be mad at you guys for cock blocking" I mumbled, I think Bryce tried to wink but it looked more like he had something in his eye
"I see you, I'm not blinded by your looks I'm a guy" I smirked
"That was Alice wishing us a Happy Anniversary"
"You think when they get older we can blame them for being cock blocks?"
"You mean you can blame them for being cock blocks, absolutely but you'll never here that come out my mouth"
The day was spent jumping between taking care of the boys and have a few quickies in between everything and on their long stretch of sleep, let's just say we put bunny rabbits on Viagra to shame, yup stamina's there in every sense of the word and yoga is now my favorite thing in the world.