Mmmkay, I have to holla to my favorite bitches. :) Credit goes to the absolutely fabulous hippogriff-tamer for the Michael Phelps idea. She is seriously one of my biggest sources of inspiration for these IM chapters.

Also, LC: you rock. Like, hardcore. Thank you very, very much for all the shout-outs, haha.

((Iwearmascara: Link

Bamf45: Tracy

Biblefreak: Penny

Chocolatesensation: Seaweed

Fenderbender: Fender

Cautionarywhale: Brenda

TripleE: Edna

Mike27: Amber

SexiestManAlive: Corny))

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Iwearmascara: hey, Corny, did you watch the Olympics?

SexiestManAlive: That was this month?

Iwearmascara: Oh my God.

SexiestManAlive: Well, I'm SORRY. I have more important things to worry about.

Iwearmascara: Like your hair?

SexiestManAlive: …yes. And my new girlfriend.

Iwearmascara: …?

SexiestManAlive: Duh, I'm going out with Amber now.

Iwearmascara: Um…she's with Shelley.

SexiestManAlive: No, she isn't.

Iwearmascara: …yeah, she IS. I saw them together this morning at school.

SexiestManAlive: What?

Iwearmascara: Yeah, it was total PDA. Like, get a room, not everyone wants to watch you make out.

Iwearmascara: Except for Brad. He was like, staring at them. And drooling.

SexiestManAlive: EWWWWW, what a creep

Iwearmascara: ikr?

SexiestManAlive: So, why did you bring up the Olympics?

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Iwearmascara: Two words: Michael Phelps.

Biblefreak: OMFG HE IS SO HAWT

Chocolatesensation: …

Biblefreak: Sorry, baby. But it's true.

Chocolatesensation: I guess so. He's kinda a butterface, though.

Iwearmascara: BUT OMG HE IS SO FREAKING MUSCULAR

Chocolatesensation: I ain't mad at that!

Iwearmascara: Lol, ikr?

SexiestManAlive: Like, he's more ripped than Kurt Cobain's jeans. Haha, get it?

Iwearmascara: …

Chocolatesensation: …

Biblefreak: …

SexiestManAlive: Never mind.

Iwearmascara: Okay, so when I was in Beijing…

Chocolatesensation: You went to China?

Biblefreak: What? When was this?

Iwearmascara: OMG, I was gone for like, a month. You didn't notice?

Biblefreak: Um…yes?

Iwearmascara: Whatevs. Back to the story.

Iwearmascara: Okay, so after the last race, I followed Michael Phelps into the locker room.

Biblefreak: …

Iwearmascara: And then, I was about to steal his Speedo when he was taking a shower.

Chocolatesensation: Wow.

Iwearmascara: But the coach came in and totally threw me out!!11one

SexiestManAlive: OMG, what a spoil sport.

Iwearmascara: ikr? So, anyways, I followed him when he went to go talk to his mom. And he gave her his swim cap as a token of his appreciation.

Biblefreak: Aw, that's sweet.

Iwearmascara: And I stole it from her in the parking lot.

Chocolatesensation: …

Biblefreak: Wow, wtf?

Iwearmascara: It's not like I hurt her, or anything. I just stole the swim cap.

Chocolatesensation: That's still messed.

SexiestManAlive: OMJ, do you know how much that could go for on eBay?

Iwearmascara: I know, right? But I want to keep it to myself…

SexiestManAlive: …?

Iwearmascara: You promise not to tell anyone?

SexiestManAlive: Psh, of course not.

Iwearmascara: I swear to God, if you're getting ready to press "Print Screen"…

SexiestManAlive: OMG, just tell me!

Iwearmascara: Okay. I…smelliteverynightbeforeIgotobed

Chocolatesensation: You smell Michael Phelps' swim cap? Every night?

Biblefreak: Um, stalker much?

Iwearmascara: YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE

SexiestManAlive: OMJ, I do the same exact thing with Joe Jonas' headband!

Chocolatesensation: WTF?

SexiestManAlive: Okay, so I went to one of their concerts, and Joe threw me his headband! I keep it in one of my desk drawers, and if I'm having a bad day, I take it out and talk to it!

Biblefreak: …you talk to it?

SexiestManAlive: Yes! It is SUCH a stress reliever, OMG.

Iwearmascara: Psh, whatever. Nick's better.

SexiestManAlive: OMG NO HE ISN'T

Chocolatesensation: Not this again.

SexiestManAlive: Yes, this again. He WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.

Iwearmascara: Bitch, I understand plenty. Nick has the voice of an ANGEL.

SexiestManAlive: YEAH, AN ANGEL THAT HASN'T GONE THROUGH PUBERTY.

Iwearmascara: BITCH!

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Chocolatesensation: So…

Biblefreak: Wanna make out?

Chocolatesensation: Okay!

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