Valkyrie Crusade: Mishaps in the Celestial Realm!

by Essay King of VC

The Celestial Realm is known as the (seemingly) most beautiful place in the whole of the universe. Well, then how does ALL this happen? Follow the Lords (One, actually) as they (he) try to live in peace in their (His) castle, while being pestered by their (his) Valkyrie (Valkyries). (Rated M for light (Sometimes not light) sexual content. No lemons or anything close to that).

36. A Hole between Two

(Shawn is with Hole in One, playing golf)

Shawn: I've never played golf before, but I think I'll do good.

HiO: Golf ain't easy. It takes quite a while for your hand to get use to the swings and the power needed.

Shawn: So, how's your score?

HiO: All holes in one.

Shawn: O_o… Well, maybe that's why your name is HiO…

HiO: Yeah. You do know I have a real name, right?

Shawn: Didn't the Valkyrien council make a rule forbidding you guys to say your real names?

HiO: Yeah, *Places ball down* well, now's the time.

Shawn: Oh! Come on, let me see your skill!

HiO: Shut up, Master. Let me concentrate.

(She swings up, but Shawn suddenly loses his grip on his golf culb, dropping it onto the floor. Hole in One gets so surprised that she suddenly turns around and smacks Shawn in the groin)

Shawn: HRGH-! *Nearly vomits* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!

(Later, Shawn is in the hospital, while Hole in One is outside his room getting scolded by Oracle and Miss)