Title: Fanboy Tendencies
Summary: "For the last time, Yashiro-san, I don't collect Mogami-san's hair." Crack-fic. Implied RenxKyoko.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Thanks again to MEAM13, for beta-reading and editing :D
Yashiro Yukihito raised an eyebrow as he saw a book tucked inside Ren's glove compartment. The said actor was driving to his girlfriend's location shoot for them to go together to their next schedule. They would be interviewed because their last movie had become a hit and a lot of movie producers and directors were now lining up to offer them both lead roles for movies or television dramas.
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban?" he asked.
Ren shrugged his shoulders. "I'm re-reading it. Kyoko was going through some of my stuff back in my apartment and she saw this book and I just had the urge to re-read it."
"No. I mean, you read Harry Potter?"
"Yes, Yashiro. Is there something wrong with that?"
"Nope. Nothing."
"But why did I just find out about this?!"
-o-
"What HP pairings do you ship again?" Yashiro asked, after a moment of silence.
"Huh?"
"Couples, I mean."
"Oh. I like Ron and Hermione together. And Harry and Ginny. I don't understand why some people hate her character though. I think she's badass."
"Oh," the manager whispered softly before exclaiming, "SO YOU'RE A SHIPPER TOO! OMG!"
"Shipper...?"
"Yes. Because you like canon pairings like Hinny and Romione, right?"
"What?"
"I however ship Drarry. And the awesomeness that is Drapple," Yashiro said proudly.
"Drarry...?"
"DracoxHarry! Tom Felton ships them himself."
"Are you serious?" Ren asked, a somewhat disgusted expression was on his face as he carefully stopped his car at a red light.
"No, Ren. My name is Yashiro Yukihito and I am your manager," the manager told his charge with a sly smile on his lips and a twinkle in his bespectacled eyes.
The actor looked at the man seated on the passenger seat beside him with a confused expression on his face. A moment had passed before realization finally dawned on him. Shaking his head, he let a small smile appear on his lips as he said, "Siriusly, Yashiro."
-o-
Kyoko looked at the men inside the car with her. "What's wrong with the two of you?"
Her eyes narrowed when the two just shrugged their shoulders in silence.
Shaking her head, she went to apologize about being almost ten minutes late due to some problems that occurred during the filming.
"It's okay, Kyoko-chan," Yashiro assured her, "I've already called the producer and told him we'll be late. They said it's okay."
"Oh."
"They told me that the other artist is already there though..."
Ren raised an eyebrow in curiosity. "Who?"
"Err... Fuwa Sho."
Ren's reply was the car suddenly screeching to a halt.
...
"Ren, tonight's not a full moon so don't go all Moony on me, okay?"
Kyoko frowned, not getting the manager's inside joke. And to her utter surprise, her boyfriend loudly laughed.
(thirty minutes earlier, Tokyo TV)
"Why didn't you tell me that Kyoko and Tsuruga Ren will be here for recording too?" Shoko almost shrieked at the poor producer, who was cowering in a corner of the room.
"I-I-"
The musician's manager counted to ten while breathing deeply to calm herself. She kept the news about Kyoko's relationship with Japan's number one actor from his charge to keep him focused on his concert tour, and she wasn't planning on telling him anything connected to that issue until his tour ended. But Akatoki received a call earlier that day and asked if Fuwa Sho was available for a shoot. One of Akatoki's representative thought it would be a good way to promote Sho's remaining concerts and agreed immediately.
"Tsuruga Ren and Kyoko haven't arrived yet, Shoko-san," the producer squeaked.
"And that's supposed to make me feel better? ARGH!"
Shoko let out a sigh as she closed the door to Sho's dressing room.
"I thought the shoot's going to start at three sharp? It's already already three thirty. I have better things to do, you know that, Shoko."
"I know, Sho. The staff apologized to me about the delay already. Apparently, the actors had a bit of mishap on a shoot location and they'll be a few minutes late-"
The musician grunted. "Huh. Talk about professionalism," he then said, flopping his combat boots on the table as he put his arms behind his head. "Wake me up when they get here, Shoko. I'm taking a nap."
Ten minutes later, Fuwa Sho woke up to a familiar voice just outside his dressing room. The said voice was apologizing frantically for being late.
"Kyoko, that's enough. I think they get it now."
"But, Ren, we were almost an hour late! A professional-"
Kyoko? Ren?! Just what...
He got up and walked near the slightly ajar door. Sho then saw the actor, his arms innocently touching the woman's shoulders. But to him, it seemed a bit... intimate. He frowned.
"So it's true then," Sho said, gritting his teeth and clenching his fists until his knuckles turned white, as he watched the 'couple's' interview. (He would join them later for his own interview and for the next segment after that.)
"What?" the bespectacled man asked bemusedly in return as he watched the musician in front of him. "Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts?"
Sho frowned. "Hog- what?"
Yashiro Yukihito gasped in surprise. "You don't read Harry Potter?"
"Who?"
The manager shook his head. "No wonder Kyoko doesn't like you."
"What did you say?!"
A/N: SORRY FOR ALL THE HP REFERENCE AS A POTTERHEAD MYSELF, I COULDN'T HELP IT HAHAHA BD
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