LOL, oh, Ali. You and your funnyness xD

~Bitch~

The door rang more then once; which irritated Jason as he got up from watching T.V. HE walked over to the window and pulled the curtains away. He growled as he saw the news caster van outside. He knew that Ali shouldn't have told Harley about the wedding, now she was going to tell everyone in her goddamn grandmother. Jason heard Ali's heels click as she came through the Batcave. He knew Livy would be with her so he quickly answered the door-despite his shirtless state. He swung the door open-with a scowl on his face-to see two camera men, and a short woman with blonde hair-her brown roots showing-and a microphone. She smiled up at Jason.

"Mr. Todd?" She asked.

"What?"

"Hi, I'm Amy Taylor." She held her hand out. Jason didn't take it.

"What do you want?" He asked.

"Well-um-we want to interview you about your wedding." Amy smiled.

"No." He motioned to slam the door shut, but Ali suddenly came out of no where and grabbed the door.

She looked at Jason and smiled. "Sweetie, please go put on a shirt. We have guests."

Jason rolled his eyes and walked away. "I ain't puttin' on a shirt, Ali."

She sighed, then turned to Amy. "I apologize for him. He just doesn't really like attention all that much."

"I can tell." Amy growled. "We just want know where you're going to have your wedding at, because we want to broadcast it live."

Livy popped her head out of the kitchen with Tim. The both then pushed themselves into the kitchen again.

"Broadcast it live? Aren't we having the wedding at the Watch Tower on the moon?" Livy whispered to Tim.

"Yeah," Tim answered. "Ali has to keep this a low profile. It was Harley's fault. Damn Harley!"

"Master Tim." Alfred said as he walked by.

Tim grumbled and pulled out a dollar for Alfred.

"But I don't think Ali would do that. She wouldn't put your secret identities on tha' line." Livy said.

"Oh, um, our wedding's going to be pretty secret. We're trying to keep it from the public, you see." Ali said a bit nervously.

"You know it's a pretty big deal that one of Bruce Wayne's wards is going to get married, right? And too a maid no doubt." Amy said with a sassy tone.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Ali cocked a brow and frowned.

"Well, think about it. You're a maid. And he's the son of Bruce Wayne. You're like the poor princess in a fairy tale." Amy pulled the microphone towards Ali. "Or maybe you're just after the cash, huh?"

Ali smiled, then slammed the door in Amy's face. Ali wasn't a rude person, but that was just plain mean to say to someone. Livy and Tim gasped at Ali's actions.

"Ali that was the meanest thing I've ever seen you done." Tim said in shock.

"Well, Timothy, that was the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me." Ali said as she passed Tim.

"That woman was a bi-."

"Livy," Jason warned as he walked in the room.

"I was gonna say Big Meany, Jason! Gosh!"

Ali giggled. "Well, that woman was indeed a bitch."

Everyone gasped at the bad word that Ali said.

"Miss Alastrina." Alfred called.