Yuck, my mom bought me caffeine free tea. NOT SWEET ENOUGH FOR MY LIKING!

My sister will be writing this chapter because she really wanted to write it.

I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Lal, Colonnello, Fon, and Reborn sat in the living room doing homework. Or attempting to do homework, Fon's cellphone kept going off, he would read it, chuckle and reply. Lal was completely calm about it, she knew what was happening. Unlike Reborn and Colonnello, the two sent him a glare. After a few more texts Reborn slammed his hands on the table and turned to face Fon.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO? EVERYONE YOU TEXT IS IN THIS ROOM!"

Fon looked up at Reborn, a frown on his face, "I have a life outside of you three you know." He replied, "I'm texting my girlfriend." Fon grinned at the face Reborn and Colonnello made.

"G-g-g-g-g-girlfriend?"

"Yes, girlfriend." Fon smirked as he glanced at Lal who was holding back her giggles. "She's really sweet and lovely, you've met her before as well."

"Who is she? Kora," Colonnello asked leaning closer to his Asian friend, his eyes wide, Reborn copied.

"Have you two done it yet? Bitch you know if you have done it you have to tell us every single detail."

"Reborn, what the fuck is with you and sex?" Lal couldn't help but ask as she looked at her fedora wearing friend.

"Sex, is the best thing in life. It makes the world go round." Reborn smiled.

"And how would you know?"

"OH SNAP! Lal totally got you there, Kora!" Colonnello laughed, Fon chuckled while Lal smirked. Fon then quickly frowned.

"We are talking about it you guys." The four stood and went to the back yard after making sure Natalia and Mathew were nowhere near them. "All right it's safe."

They took out the smokes, and continued. "All right Fon, answer my question!" Reborn said as he made a skull out of the smoke, "Go me."

"That's classified information my dear friend." Fon replied with a grin. It made Reborn and Colonnello chock on the smoke. Lal laughed.

"Fon is one lucky bastard." Lal said between giggles. Colonnello and Reborn nodded.

Reborn and Colonnello both stood and pointed to Fon, "we demand you tell us every single detail right the fuck now! Kora!" Lal stared as they both said Kora.

Fon glanced at his phone and read the text, "I'm sorry Colonnello, Reborn; I can't talk now. I actually have to go get ready for a date."

The two stared as Fon put his smoke out and bowed, "Lal I'll come over and tell you what happened." Lal nodded as she waved to Fon as he left.

Colonnello and Reborn glared at Lal who held a smirk on her face. "I will never tell."

Fon quickly took a shower and changed into his normal clothes as he tied his still wet hair back into a low pony tail. He closed the closet door and turned onto to find Mammon sitting on his bed. He smiled down at her.

"Hello Viper, it's nice seeing you in something that is not a baggy black cloak that covers your curves and beautiful eyes." Viper blushed as she looked away.

She was currently wearing a shot red dress that had white polka-dots and a black sash tied around her chest right under her breasts. She had thin black jacket. It hid the fact that it was a strapless dress. Around her neck was a red chocker that had a red rose on the left. Her hair was tied into long straight pony tails which Fon found cute on her. The headband on her head with a huge black bow on it that had white polka-dots, next to her feet was a pair of silver high heels that tied around her ankle.

"You have been spending too much time with Reborn and Colonnello. You're wearing that?" She asked as she glanced at him, he made a mental note to tease her about the blush. He also glanced down at himself, he was wearing his red robe and his white pants, and he also planned on wearing his sandals.

"What's wrong with my outfit, I've wear this almost all the time when I meet your parents."

"That's the point; my mother is starting to think that's the only outfit you own." Fon frowned.

"I don't have anything else." Fon said as he looked in his closet, there were duplicates of the outfit he was wearing, a nice formal outfit he wore only when the time was right. As well as his school uniform.

Viper looked in his closet as well. She held a blank look on her face as she glanced around, "you have a bad fashion sense."

"Says the person who wears the male uniform at her school, as well as a baggy cloak that covers herself and a hood over her eyes; how is it that you don't run into stuff?" Viper didn't reply as she took his hand and went to Colonnello's room.

"We are raiding Colonnello's closet." Fon gulped.

"Wait, you don't want to go in there! Colonnello knows when people go into his room… it's like a sixth sense!" Viper blew him off as she turned the door knob to his room. She paused when she heard the clicking sound of a gun being taken off of its safety.

"Who the fuck are you, and why are you planning on entering my room?" Colonnello hissed.

"Dude, are you going to introduce us to the hottie or what?" Reborn asked as he walked up with Lal. Viper blushed as she turned to look away from him.

"Fon needs a change of clothes, the one's he's wearing won't do." She replied, finding the wall very interesting.

""Hmm, that voice sounds familiar. Kora," Colonnello said as he eyed the back of Viper's head. She turned to face him with a glare.

"Don't think too hard petty solider." She replied. Colonnello only shrugged, when he couldn't figure it out.

"Anyways, Fon, if you needed a pair of clothes you could have asked… wait. Unless… oh… oh man you weren't planning on doing it in my room was you, Kora?" Viper and Fon both blushed at that.

"Of course not," they replied.

"Can you just get him a change of clothes please?" Colonnello nodded as he went inside to get Fon a pair of clothes. Fon smiled as he looked at Viper.

"Why don't you and Lal go hangout in my room until we leave?"

"Whatever, let's go brat." Lal said as she looked down at Viper. The girl shrugged as they walked to Fon's room.

"Dude, she's hot, with a capital "H" where did you find her and where can I get myself one?" Fon frowned at his friend as Colonnello threw a pair of clothes at him. Fon ignored Reborn as he went to the bathroom and changed.

When he returned to his room Reborn and Colonnello were questioning Viper. Lal was just sitting there and allowing them to do so as well. The moment she saw Fon she jumped up and ran to his side.

"Can we go now? I feel so harassed because of those two idiots questioning me!" She whined as she hid behind him.

"We only asked how the sex was." Reborn grinned, at the blush on both their faces.

"Reborn, you never ask a lady that!" Fon scolded as he apologized to Viper. She got her shoes and pulled him away.

"How about you two show us a sexy kiss, right here right now, Kora" Colonnello gave them a challenging look. Viper and Fon blushed.

"I'm not one to kiss in public!" Fon protested.

"We're not in public." Reborn grinned, "It's just the five of us. I say after your date you come back to Lal's, and we will play a hot and steamy game of truth or dare."

Lal slapped Reborn, "what is your deal truth or dare and sex?" Reborn shrugged.

"I'm the Kinky one of the group."

"No you're the not the kinky one, I saw Fon's the kinky one, anyone with a sexy accent like his deserves to be called Kinky, or maybe he is the wild one, he is a storm after all." They stared at Viper who held a smirk on her face as she glanced at Fon. His face was bright red. "That is my revenge for the night, be glad I didn't charge you for the comment you left. Dear," she hissed as she laced her arm with his.

Lal eyed the two closely, "you know what, I agree with the Kora Bastard, you two kiss right now, and I'll kiss Colonnello." Lal challenged. Fon and Viper sent her a look.

"Oh what a shame I would have loved to see that, but look at the time, my father is a person who doesn't want to be left waiting."

"KISS HER FON, KISS HER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! KORA!" Colonnello screamed as he looked at his Asian. Fon enjoyed seeing Colonnello beg like this. "Just remember who's letting you live here, and who's letting you borrow his clothes?"

Fon looked at the clothes he was wearing, "the shirt is a little tight." Lal and Viper glanced at Fon, they grinned at that thought, seeing Fon's abs are always a plus.

"Reborn, we might take you up on that game after the 'date' depending on how dinner turns out, my mother is sweet, but she drives me crazy sometimes." Viper replied as she looked up at Fon, "shall we go?"

Fon nodded as he bowed to his friends, "Fon, keep this one! If you don't keep her, she's mine." Reborn grinned. Fon waved Reborn off as Viper put her shoes on and the two left. "Anyone who's willing to step up to my crazy game is okay in my book."

"Shut it Reborn, I'm bored." Lal said as she jumped out the window and return to her house. The two followed close behind like lost puppies.

Viper and Fon paused in front of her house; it was a lot smaller compared to the house they just left from. Fon didn't leave a comment about it. Viper opened the door and walked in with her 'boyfriend."

"Fon, welcome back, it's nice seeing you." a Female said as she walked out of the kitchen.

"It's nice seeing you as well Mrs. Esper." She smiled as she looked at him.

"What did I tell you Fon? Call me Nicoletta; I've known you for a full year now." Fon nodded with a smile.

"I apologize Mrs. Esper… I mean Nicoletta." Fon smiled, Nicoletta returned the smile as she turned to Viper.

"You look prettier and prettier every time I see you!" She squealed as she hugged Viper.

"Mom… you just saw me before I went to Fon's." Viper frowned.

"I know, I know, but I'm just thinking about the one day you will decide to leave the nest and never return, you will elope with your boyfriend, who might or might not be Fon. It better be Fon." Fon and Viper blushed again. They have been doing that a lot lately. "You will have three kids you adopt and we won't find out until it's too late!"

"Mother!" Viper hissed, "That won't happen. Well the leaving the nest might." Nicoletta sent Viper a look. Fon held his arms up to calm the two down.

"Dinner is almost ready, go sit down, and your father had a rough day so bite your tongue missy." Viper rolled her eyes. Fon chuckled, for he knew Viper wouldn't do anything to piss her father off. She loved him too much.

"Hi daddy," Viper said in a cheerful tone, her father looked up from the paper, he grunted at Viper, a smile on his face. When he looked at Fon, the smile turned into a frown and a glare.

"Viper, sweetheart you look beautiful. Did your mother pick that outfit out?" Viper nodded. "Cute… hello Fon, how's school?" Fon smiled.

"It's fine, High school is different than Middle school, a lot of fights, friends trying to kill each other. Teachers are crazy. Other than that, it's wonderful."

Her father glared at Fon, "what type of high school do you go to?"

"Public school," Fon quickly replied. He ignored the fact his phone was vibrating in his pocket. Viper glanced at Fon, noticing that he tensed up slightly because of it.

"Ah Fon, I know you like to cook, how about you see if mom needs some help?" She suggested. Fon smiled and nodded as he went to the kitchen, he paused when he was hidden by the wall and pulled his phone out.

"Ah, I forgot I had an assassination tonight!" He whispered to himself, glancing around he called Lal.

"What the fuck are you doing calling me at this time? Shouldn't you be on a date?" Lal snapped.

"I am, but I completely forgot that I had an assassination tonight, can you please do it for me? I promise to make it up to you by making your favorite tomorrow night!" Fon pleaded as he spoke into the phone in a hush, hush voice.

"Fine, you owe me, text me the information and I'll get it down. You better make enough to last me a week!" Fon agreed and sent her the details when they hung up.

"Fon, who was that?" Nicoletta asked as she walked up to Fon.

"Oh, it was my sister. She just reached a port that had signal." Fon lied without a hitch. Nicoletta gave him a look; she glanced to the dining room then back at Fon.

"Fon, I'm a psychic, I know when people are lying to me." Fon bit his lip. She narrowed her eyes at him, "unlike Mammon, I know about the Mafia, don't lie to me; you were talking about an assassination you forgot about because of me inviting you to dinner." She smiled.

Fon held a flabbergasted look, "you know the Mafia… um I mean." Fon was caught, "does Viper know?"

"Nope, don't tell her, I'll allow you to continue to date my daughter as long as you make sure she doesn't get hurt." Fon nodded with a smile, "good. Now be a dear and grabbed the garlic bread." Fon glanced at the plate of garlic bread and smiled as he took the plate and went to the dining room.

Fon sat beside Viper like he always did a smile on his face as everyone made their plates and ate, Nicoletta said cooing words to Mammon to calm him down, and he glared at her. "Oh come now dear, being a preacher isn't that hard of a job."

Viper and Fon sat in silence as they watched the two adults talk. Mammon loved his job, next to storage hunting, and his family. He sometimes needed to let off steam from his day when he was out storage hunting. "Mr. Esper, have you tried meditating? When I become stress out I find meditating to soothing music is a perfect way to relax, if there was a waterfall in the area that would be a lot better."

Mammon glared at Fon, "Meditating won't help."

"Daddy, Meditating is very relaxing, like yoga." Viper said as she looked at her father. "I've tried to before, with mother." Nicoletta nodded.

"It's true, when we went shopping one day I just so happened to find this wonderful shop that told us all about it, and we bought a CD that helped to relax us." Nicoletta giggled when Viper sent her a blank look.

She then looked back at her farther who was eating his ravioli with a blank look; she then looked at Fon who was smiling brightly at the two. He glanced down at her when he felt her stares. He sent her a bright smile, which annoyed her. She looked away from him.

"Don't give me that smile," she whispered so silently that Fon wasn't sure he even heard her right. "It bugs me." He chuckled at her and nodded.

Nicoletta glanced at the two, and noticed they were whispering. She gave them a bright smile, "So cute, telling secrets to each other, Mammon dear, remember when we did that when we were their age?" Nicoletta giggled when Mammon gave her a look.

"We didn't do that when your parents were around."

"Mammon, hush you. We did too whisper sweet nothings to each other, and we did indeed hold hands, and we even kissed each other in front of my parents, yours as well." Mammon blushed slightly.

"Daddy you and mom kissed in front of Grandma and Grandpa?"

Mammon was about to protest to that but Nicoletta sent him a look, "yes we did, what I want to know is that how come we have never seen you two kiss? We only see Viper having her arm laced with Fon's."

"Mom, Fon's polite like that." Viper looked away from her mother. Nicoletta giggled.

"Even polite boys would show at least some type of interaction with his girlfriend, a kiss on the cheek or a kiss on the hand. Or even a sweet and innocent little kiss on the lips~" Nicoletta has gone into what we like to call, Luce Mode. It's when the mother turns all Lovey Dovey. Nicoletta is suffering from at the moment.

Mammon turned to look at Fon, "you're not acting like a polite young boy here, and when you're away with my daughter you're not all hands are you?" Fon shook his head.

"No sir," Fon smiled sweetly at Mammon who ignored it, Fon was starting to tense up, Mammon usually doesn't ask questions like this when he sees him, instead they he usually sits there and eats in silence. "Um, I was actually hopping to ask you both a question involving Viper." Viper looked up at him confused, Mammon narrowed his eyes and Nicoletta smiled a smile that sent chills down his spine.

"What is it dear?" She asked in her motherly tone.

"My uncle is getting married soon, I was wondering if I could have the honor of bring Viper with me? My mother has wanted to meet her for some time now. It will only be a week."

"Oh weddings, I just love weddings!" Nicoletta giggled.

"I don't like the idea that my princess will be in a different country for a full week with her boyfriend." Mammon said.

Fon nodded, "My little sister Mei is willing to share her room with Viper while we are there." Viper stared at Fon, a smile forming on her face. She would get him something nice for his birthday.

"Mammon, I think it's a good idea, Viper doesn't get out much, and when she does it's to school or out with Fon for their dates or hangs out with Bel. She has always wanted to see different countries, come on let her." Nicoletta begged. "Besides, we will have the house all to ourselves. Angioletta is spending the week at my parent's house, it will be fun." Mammon blushed.

Mammon thought it over, he let out a defeated sigh and looked at Fon and Viper, "I will allow it, if my baby girl comes home and lost her innocents, I will deport you!"

Fon smiled at him, "I promise she will come home with her innocents, I never go back on my word." Mammon stared at the boy for a while before he nodded.

When dinner ended, Viper got permission to go to her friend Bel's house, her parents not knowing Bel was really a male. "I'll be sure she arrives to Bel's house safe and sound. Bel would be very mad if she got hurt." Fon smiled. Viper grabbed his arm and pulled him away.

"Stop right there!" Nicoletta shouted. The two stopped and looked at her.

"Yes mother?"

"Look up?" They looked up, "Mistletoe, you know the rules."

"M-m-mother is you going to tell us where it comes from?"

"Don't know, you know the rules, now kiss." Mammon said he couldn't look, so he returned to his room, Nicoletta smirked as she held her camera up.

Fon decided to use his speed to throw Nicoletta, and Viper off. He placed a very small kiss on Viper's lips, she barely felt it, but the blush proved that it happened. "Wan'an furen ai sibo." Fon quickly said as he grabbed Viper's hand and they were gone in the blink of an eye.

By the time they got to Lal's house Viper was still blushing, Reborn and Colonnello asked what happened, Fon teased Viper, and she slapped his hand, "I'll really go to Bel's house if you don't drop it!"

Fon frowned, "no fun."

"Fon, you're no longer allowed to spend time with Colonnello and Reborn when I'm not here, Reborn, start your stupid game."

Reborn smirked; "Colonnello, truth or dare?"

"Dare, Kora!" Colonnello said instantly.

"I dare you to do the wiggle." Reborn smirked. "You know the one I'm talking about." Colonnello stood and did the 'wiggle' Viper and Lal blush as they looked away.

"All right Lal, truth or dare?"

"Eh I'm feeling truthful right now." Lal said with a blank tone.

"All right, is it true that you will kiss Colonnello if Fon and his girlfriend who we still don't know her name…?" Reborn started.

"My name is Marzena, nice to meet you idiots." Viper grinned, Fon chuckled at her, and he leaned down and whispered.

"Marzena, isn't that Polish?" She nodded.

"Lal answer the question."

"Yes, it's true, if Fon and Marzena share a kiss I'll kiss Colonnello, but it can't be a short peck."

"Fon, truth or dare, Kora" Colonnello shouted as he looked at his friend.

"Truth," Fon smiled at the glares on his friends face.

"Is it true that you are so very Asian?"

"Didn't that happen like a few months ago?" Lal asked as she looked at Reborn, he nodded. "Thought so, Fon answer."

"Um, yes I am very Asian." He said with a smile, "Marzena likes that about me doesn't she?" Viper flipped him off, "A preacher's daughter, flipping someone off what a shame."

"A preacher's daughter? You know what they say about them? They are rebels and will do anything to fuck with their dads. Even do it." Reborn sung. Viper glared at him.

"Just because I'm a preacher's daughter doesn't mean I'm willing to do anything like that!"

"You're here aren't you?" Reborn challenged. Viper gave him a solid glare.

"Oh how I will lock you in an illusion world." Fon placed his hand on hers, a smile on his face.

"Reborn just ask the next question."

"Fine, Marzena truth or dare?"

"Dare," Viper challenged as she stared at Reborn.

Colonnello and Reborn looked at each other and huddled together, "we could get her to take her clothes off," Reborn whispered to Colonnello.

"No, get her to kiss Fon, I want to kiss Lal damnit! Kora."

"No way, we could get them to kiss any other time, this could be our first naked chick before we have them wanting all of us~" Reborn sung.

"Marzena I dare you to kiss Fon," Lal said. Colonnello and Reborn stared in awe as they turned back to the two.

Viper looked at Fon, a smirk on her face as she sat on her knees and kissed Fon's cheek. Lal smirked when the boys groaned.

"That's not a kiss!"

"She never said where." Viper laughed.

"All right Reborn, truth or dare?"

"Dare bitches," Reborn smirked.

"I dare you to." Lal started.

"To strip down to your birthday suit, run down the street, and sing "I feel pretty" from West Side Story." Viper smirked.

"Deal." Reborn stood and stripped do nothing and ran down the street, singing.

"I FEEL PRETTY, OR SO PRETTY, I FEEL PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAAAAAAAAAY! AND I PITTY ALL THE GIRLS WHO ISN'T ME TODAY!" They laughed; Reborn paused when he heard a hissing sound coming from the alley.

"I have a bad feeling about this." Reborn said as he looked at down the alley, a group of cats came out. "Oh dear lord, it's an army of cats." Reborn looked down at himself, "eep LAL SAVE ME!" Reborn screamed as he ran back to Lal's.

Calder walked out of his room just to find Reborn run past him and to Lal's room with an army of cats. "Even if he's running from cats he still has a fine ass." Calder said as he watched Reborn. He heard Reborn screaming like a girl, and cats meowing coming from Lal's room.

He was the only one that went to check it out since Elizabeth was at her friends. "Oh hey Caldy you're just in time to watch Reborn be mold by cats, this is Marzena. Fon's girlfriend." Lal grinned. "We are also playing Truth or dare wanna join?"

"Sure why not." Calder sat down beside Lal and they watched. The cats left after a while of killing Reborn, he cried in the corner, they heard the front door open and then it closed. "Smart cats." Calder said as he looked at his sister. She nodded.

"All right Calder, truth or dare?"

"Truth,"

"What is your sexuality? Are you gay, straight, or bi? Kora," Lal nodded.

"I kinda wanna know as well, you think Reborn has a fine ass. I've seen you take peeks at Fon's and Colonnello's as well." Viper thought about how she felt about that, she acted jealous.

"Mine," she said as she wrapped her arms around Fon, he chuckled and wrapped an arm around her. Lal stared at the two, she was pretty sure they didn't realize that they looked like a cute 'couple.'

"Well Calder?" Fon asked.

Calder looked at them, "well they do have fine asses, while Lal, I know you're my sister and I won't do anything to offend you in any way cause I love you, she has nice boobs, and a fine ass, while that Squalo guy does look like a hot babe, I have to say I am more turned on by both." Calder grinned.

"Whoa, I have a big brother… SWEET!" Lal squealed, "I FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT HOT GUYS BESIDES MOM AND MAMMON!"

Viper stuck her tongue out at Lal. "Love you two," Lal grinned at her.

"Oh Marzena, if you want to talk about hot guys you could just ask, the one you have your arms around has a sexy tattoo on his chest." Viper turned to look at said Asian.

"Oh really?" He nodded, "show me. Now." She ordered with a grin.

"I wanna see as well!" Calder exclaimed, even if he was there when he got it. Fon took his shirt off the girls (plus Calder) watched in awe.

"Sexy," all three said in unison, they laughed as the game went on for a while. They decided to add Alcohol, so being drunk the dares became interesting.

As time went by Viper looked at the time, "oh shit look at the time. We have school! And I was supposed to be at Bel's five hours ago! He's going to be so mad!" Viper laughed.

"Bel's a he? Dude, is he hot?" Calder asked, "That's all I need to know."

"Whoa Calder is so open now that we know he's bi." Lal said.

"No it's just cause of the Alcohol." Calder laughed, "Lal you're so lucky! You have three in a half hot guys at your will while I have weird friends!" Calder complained.

"Three in a half?" Lal asked confused. Calder pointed to Viper and Fon who were laughing at nothing.

"All right, since Marzena has to go, she gets the last dare." Reborn smirked.

"What Kora is Kora it Kora?"

"All right, Marzena and Fon this is for both of you, I dare you, to share a nice passionate kiss on the lips for a full minute."

"All right, come here you." Viper grinned as she again sat on her knees and wrapped her arms around his neck. Reborn held the camera while the two shared a kiss, the others let out a wolf call.

"All Kora right Kora Lal Kora Fon Kora and Kora Marzena Kora shared Kora that Kora kiss, Kora bring Kora it Kora on Kora baby Kora!" Colonnello grinned as he looked at Lal. Fon chuckled as he walked Viper to the bathroom so she could change. Reborn and Colonnello didn't bother walking out to see Viper.

Fon, even if he was drunk walked Viper to Bel's when they got there he answered the door and glared at them. "And where have you been mister?" Bel scolded.

Viper only burst out laughing her female laugh, it caused to stare in wonder. "Why does Mammy sound like a girl?"

Fon and Viper laughed now. "Oops, I guess we should tell him." Fon suggested. Viper nodded as she turned to look at Bel.

"We have a secret~" She giggled. Bel could already guess it.

"Ushishishi is Mammy drunk?" Viper nodded.

"Guilty," she tried to stand by herself, but she failed. Bel caught her. Shaking his head he looked at Fon.

"Will he be able to get home on his own?" Viper nodded as she wrapped her arms around Bel's neck.

"Let's go upstairs Bel~ we can play, and I won't charge you this time."

"Let's get you to bed." Bel said. Fon bowed. And said goodnight as he returned to Lal's, Bel shook his head as he put Viper to bed, "a prince being forced to put a peasant to bed, tch, I'll make him pay tomorrow." Bel said as he went to his room.

And that my dear readers is where my oh so lovely sister stopped this chapter. I found a lot of it funny and I hoped you guys did as well~