Hey again! So today was a very emotional day today... (just gradutated :I) So here is the result! I find it funny.. and I felt like beating up poor Alfie a bit xD So enjoy! Remember to review/comment and request a state!

Nisa: Still don't own Hetalia :L

"Happy birthday Alfred!" The familiar call rang called joyously, signaling another year of being independent. It was one of the only times of the year all of my siblings actually got together without it being a meeting. Everyone was happy together, as a huge family, just enjoying the moment. The fourth of July was truly one of my favorite times of the year. Of course, part of the reason of me liking it is because my birthday just happens to be on the fourth. Funny, right? Just for all who are wondering, I'm Colorado. I am a guy thank you very much; I have brown hair, and chestnut eyes. I was discovered on July 4, 1876.

"Hey Ciel!" I heard someone yell, and turned quickly to see Kansas throw herself at me. I held out my arms in order to stop her, but apparently she took it as an invitation for a hug. She tackled me, squeezing me really tight so that I couldn't breathe.

"Logan… I... need to breathe!" I gasped, gulping in air when she let go. She smiled, her green eyes flashing with mischief. I rolled my eyes, then stared down at her exasperated.

"Did you need something?" I asked, and she grabbed my hand, leading me to the bonfire. I noticed chairs were set up, and my family was already sitting down. We sat down next to Missouri and Illinois (who were arguing as always); and waited patiently for something to happen. Alfred finally stood up, rubbing the back of his head.

"So ah, hey guys! Your probably wondering what we're going to do-"

"Just hurry up already!" Lacie yelled from across the bonfire. A few states snickered, turning back to Alfred.

"- we're going to have to have family bonding time!" he finished, flushing red. Virginia grinned evilly, and I knew she made him do this.

"Do we have to daddy?" New Jersey whined, and other people around her nodded in agreement. I sighed, closing my eyes irately. Kansas perked up, looking excited. The other younger states looked quite happy as well, and I groaned softly. There was no way out of this.

"Hurry up and do something then!" Hawaii called, crossing her arms.

"Why don't we just tell stories?" someone suggested, and most of the states shook their head in agreement.

"Okay, okay. What kind of stories do you want?" America sighed, taking a seat next to Kansas. I eyed him warily- I was hoping he wouldn't tell some stupid story about me.

"Embarrassing ones!"

"Adventures!"

"Romance!"

I facepalmed, for once wishing the night was over. My stomach sank when I saw Alfred snicker evilly.

"Well… if you want embarrassing ones~"

"Yes!" most of the states cried, forgetting that the story could potentially be about them. He smiled, rubbing his hands together.

"What state would you like to hear about…?" he purred, looking demonic in the fire light.

"New York!" some people screamed, and poor Louis sunk low in his seat, flushing red.

"If you insist~" he crowed, facing New York. "Hey Louis, why don't you come on up here and sit next to me?"

"I think he wants to kill us." I heard Missouri hiss to Illinois, who nodded in agreement.

"So anyway, I might as well just tell the first time I met Louis." He laughed horribly, glancing at Louis. New York turned deathly pale, and suddenly he stood up angrily, pulling out a gun.

"Alfred fricking Jones. You do not want to go there." He growled, making America laugh, and put his hands up in surrender.

"Now that I have you defenseless, how about I tell a story about you?" he purred, whipping around to look at us.

"Ha, me defenseless? I think you should know better than that kid." He retorted, quickly whipping out his own gun. I sighed, rubbing the back of my head. Knowing this would probably turn out to be a full-out brawl, I got up quickly, trudging away.

"Wait! I know, we should tell a story about Ciel! It is his birthday!" Kansas cheered, pointing at me. I whipped around, not believing my ears. Was Logan trying to destroy my manly pride?

"Wha-? N-no!" I cried, flushing red with anger and embarrassment. Alfred and Louis turned to me, smirking evilly. Since everyone knew I never carried around a weapon, I was a perfect option.

"Great idea Logan!" America cried, bounding up to me and dragging me back to the bonfire. Sadly I was too shocked to protest, and before I knew it, I was sitting next to Alfred. Or on the chair of utter doom, which I just renamed.

"- so anyway, I might as well tell the story of when I discovered Ciel!"

"N-no!" I spluttered, turning red. I could faintly remember being discovered, and I knew it involved me with a stick, trying to fend off Alfred.

"Back in the great year uhm, 1876 I think? Anyway, that year was the second year of The Revolutionary War…? So yeah, it was in the middle of the war, and Lacie heard of a sighting of some boy roaming around uncharted woods. Ciel was still just a little kid, and man was he suspicious." He began, thinking thoughtfully, obviously enjoying himself.

"Please stop." I groaned, rolling my eyes. No one is interested in this anyway."

"Shhhh!" someone hissed, and Alfred continued.

"When I first saw him, I thought he was an Indian! Cause he was covered in mud, and... So yeah. I started getting closer, I was just planning to talk to him, ya know? Anyway, when Ciel saw me, he pulled out some big stick and started growling at me! It was really funny, so I just started laughing at him, but that made him even more freaked out! I tried to get him to understand that I wasn't gonna hurt him, but he wacked me right in the head with that big stick!"

"No more." I pleaded, starting to turn red. This part wasn't even the worst part!

"- so because I was startled, I accidently kinda did that half 'eep' thing, and one of my men thought I was being attacked so-"

"Seriously man, stop." I growled, ready to just steal New York's gun and shoot the dick already.

"-he made that weird battle growl thingy, and Ciel freaked and-"

"DAMMIT ALFRED JONES IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP I WILL TAKE THAT STICK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!" I screamed, eyes glinting dangerously. Everyone turned to me, smirking evilly. Did I mention how much I dislike my family? There is no loyalty whatsoever! Alfred grinned slyly, and at that moment I wished I was dead.

"- ran straight to me screaming like hell, and hid behind me! Then my partner figured out I was fine, but-"

"I will seriously call England right now dammit." I hissed, holding my phone in the air. My hand was wavering over the 'call' button, and I sure as hell was going to press it if he continued. Alfred froze, glaring at the phone like it was evil.

"You wouldn't dare." He growled.

"I would. Did you know he's actually like five minutes away from here? I could call him and-"

"Ciel Damon Jones. So help me and I will-"

"Scream like an idiot when I hit you on the head with a stick?" I mocked, eyes narrowing.

"Don't press that button." He threatened, though I could see he was slightly afraid. An England on the fourth of July was not a happy England. Actually, Pennsylvania told me the only reason he was here was because some job he had here.

"Then how about you shut the hell up, and go back to not telling stories?"

"… You know what, fine. Go ahead and call him, it's not like I'm afraid or anything-"

"Hey, Uncle Arthur? It's me, Ciel. You see, Alfred was just telling some really embarrassing story about you, and being the nice person I am, decided to tell you so you could beat the shit out of him!" I said innocently in the phone. Alfred looked at me in horror, not believing I actually did it.

"You rated out your own father?" he shrieked, making a dive for the phone.

"Kay, see you in a sec Iggy!" I hollered into the phone, snapping it shut. America froze, eyes widening.

"Shit man! Do you want me to die?"

"Yup, actually, I do."

"… You're cruel."

"I try!"

Suddenly the earth started quaking, making Alfred squeak. A huge hole opened up around the bonfire, and out rose England. His eyes were on fire, and he was surrounded by monsters.

"So Alfred, what is this about embarrassing stories?" he asked icily, eyes flashing dangerously.

"A-Arthur! Oh, uhm, I wasn't saying anything! Ciel here was just joking, right Ciel?"

"Just answer the question Jones." He growled.

"Well, yeah I was telling stories, but-"

"ALFRED F. JONES I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR BLOODY FAT ASS DAMMIT!" Arthur shrieked, and all hell fell on top of poor Alfred.

Moral of the story: Don't piss off Colorado

-The End :P-

xD Sorry Alfie~ Anywho, remember to review/comment and request a state!