February 3, 2009
My girlfriend hated Washington, and now she wants to go back. That's a little strange. And ever since she decided this she's been bugging me about the future. My future first and foremost is with Kappa Tau. She may be ready to leave, but I'm not. CRU and Kappa Tau have been my home for four years and I'm not going to just let that go. Maybe if I pick a major she'll get off my back.
February 14, 2009
Ah Valentine's Day. The day I finally get to show Casey what she truly means to me. I definitely need to make up for freshman year. Puking up a bottle of vodka doesn't exactly scream romance. I need to find the perfect gift. That may take a while. At least I have the KT Valentine's Day party planning to distract me.
It's party time and I still have no gift. I'm so screwed. I promised Casey the best Valentine's Day gift and that's exactly what I'm going to do.
Valentine's Day can officially suck it! Thank you Katherine for getting hit with an arrow. Because of you I managed to pull off the best gift ever! And I didn't even have to buy anything. Turns out, girls love it when you bring them to the quickie mart that you used to go to when you first fell in love.
"Nice job Cappie. That definitely was better than a bottle of vodka." Carson said to himself. He was getting prouder of his alumni brother with every entry he read. If anybody had to replace his dad, he was glad it was Cappie.
February 20, 2009
New neighbors; this is going to suck. They could've at least put another Greek house there. Why did they have to let old people move in? Looks like our partying days are over. They couldn't have at least waited until after our Mardi Gras party. At least Beaver got to have some fun, even if it was with my ex-girlfriend, who's now kinda sorta dating my ex-best friend. Too much info; this is what I get for being friends with my ex.
Rules from the new neighbors; how about no! Kappa Tau is a party house, and that's exactly what it's going to stay! Time to show these old folks who their new neighbors truly are.
Ok, so the new neighbors aren't that bad. The dad's so cool; he's undefeated at monkey hump. I will defeat him. This dude's going to make a great academic advisor.
There goes one of the best pledges we've ever had. Professor Hilgendorf you are welcome to continue your pledging anytime you want. And maybe next time I'll be able to beat you at monkey hump.
"Ok, seriously, what's monkey hump?" Carson asked his pledge brothers.
"It's a drinking game combining beer pong, pool, and gambling." Dracula said.
"So it's the epitome of Kappa Tau-ness." Carson laughed. "We definitely have to play it at the pledge rager."
March 5, 2009
WHOO! MARDI GRAS! I love this holiday! It's an excuse to have a party…well any holiday is an excuse to have a party in the KT world. And best of all, I got woken up to a pledge bringing me beer. It's a great day. Hopefully my girl passes her LSAT. Good luck sweetie!
Crap…Casey found the crumpled up major declaration paper. This isn't good. She's so focused on her future. How the hell am I supposed to tell her that I don't want to leave? I know I said I wanted to have a future, but after seeing Professor Hilgendorf it made me realize the real world is a soul sucking place. I'm not ready to have my soul sucked out just yet.
March 18, 2009
I can't believe my parents came to see me! This is so awesome! Casey finally gets to meet the people who gave life to the one she loves the most. Maybe this will get her to relax about graduation a little.
And this is why I love my parents. They said I could stay in college as long as I wanted, and that's exactly what I'm going to do. I just wish Casey could understand that. My life is here, it's always been here. CRU is one of the only places I've actually been able to call home.
April 3, 2009
IFC Gods of Golf contest. Time to put my master plan into action. Step one: Beat Omega Chi at golf. Step two: not really sure yet, but I know it will kick ass.
What the hell? Who the hell kidnapped me mere hours before the most important golf tournament of my life? And what is my little bros problem? There are certain things I don't want to talk to him about because I don't want his help, especially things involving Evan and the Omega Chi's. I've been waiting four years for this revenge and I'll be damned if I let anyone else get the glory.
I can't believe I had to miss the whole tourney! Damnit pledges…I know you wanted to compete with Spitter's pledge class, but did you have to do it today? And let's face it; you will never compete with them. His pledge class was legendary! Speaking of Spitter, he just gave me an excellent idea.
Congratulations Spitter on becoming Kappa Tau's newest revenge chair. I couldn't think of a better person to take on the revenge against the Omega Chi's than my little brother…and best friend. Looks like Mission: Probable is a go!
"I can see staying at Kappa Tau because it was your first home, but you're not meant to stay in your first home forever. Everybody knows that." Carson said, not understanding why he would want to stay forever. He loved the home he grew up in, but he also wanted to see what else was out there in the world.