Truth, Lies, Secrets, and War

Itachi: FINALLY! "Trendy: Preppies whose parents aren't rich. Trendies try to stay on top of the lasest fashions. They buy cloths regularly but their cash flow is limited. If you don't fit anywhere else and your buy new cloths regularly, congratulations, you're trendy."

Me: are YOU trendy?

Itachi: these where all written by Brian Gray of some newspaper

Me: worry not if you don't fit in with these 11. i don't

Gaara: freak!

Itachi: good god i'm stuck with a bunch of idiots...

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Digimon or Twilight or New Moon by Stephenie Meyer

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Everyone stayed with the Cullen family as they discussed some things with Tsunade. Like where they where going to be staying, what Carlisle's hospital schedule was, and other things. Tsunade gave the vampires ANBU Black Op clocks, just in case they wanted to venture outside on sunny days without blinding the citizens.

"Ok your free to go but Sensei, Esme," Tsunade looked at Carlisle and his wife, "can you hold on a moment?"

"Of course," he replied with a smile. She nodded also with a smile.

The rest got up to leave when Tsunade noticed something.

"HEY! WHO LET YOU OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!?" she yelled, pointing at Shelly. She was gone in a puff of dust. "COME BACK HERE! YOU NEED TO BE TESTED! YOUR ORGANS!!!!!!!!!!" She let out a sigh.

After everyone left Carlisle looked at his ex-student.

"Hyuuga attack?" he asked, thinking about the organ thing.

"Yeah but she's fine." He nodded.

"Tsunade, I have a feeling that you asked me here for more reasons then an extra doctor…"

"Carlisle-sensei…there is a problem…with the Village that Orochimaru set up…"

When the rest of them got outside, it was poring rain.

"Hum…just like home," Bella said.

Then Shizune same running from the rain.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEE…Oh…hello. You must be the Cullen family, right?" she asked.

"Yes, nice to meet you," Edward said, suddenly mastering Japanese.

"Hope you enjoy Konoha," she said with a smile. "Uchiha Michelle! Acting JUST like your cousin, who is ALSO missing! You're coming back NOW! AND Sasuke if we can find him."

"I though I was being released today," Shelly said.

"You WHERE but not anymore. If you had stayed you would have learned that." Shelly's eyes slightly narrowed.

"Why is that?"

"Your heart and a few other organs didn't heal as fast as others." Shelly smiled.

"Why didn't you say so sensei? Guys if you see Gai-sensei, tell him 'the river flows upstream only on the second Tuesday every 23 years in May unless it's a Wednesday, which then the river flows sideways'."

"What?" Wes and Jackie said, confused.

"He'll understand."

"Only Gai would understand THAT!" Shelly smiled and was gone in a puff of smoke.

"YOU BETTER BE AT THAT HOSPITAL!" Shizune was also gone in a puff of smoke.

"Hey Alice, is Jasper going to be ok?" Wes asked, noticing he was walking a few steps back, hands in pockets, staring at the ground. She sighed.

"He will be. He doesn't like it that he's weak when it comes to human blood. That video depressed him."

"Oh. We're sorry."

"It's ok. That's one of the reason's we here anyway. We all need to learn more self control."

The days passed, Sasuke was found, him and Naruto made up, both Uchiha's where released from the hospital (after Sasuke being gone for 2 days and Shelly went to go train with Gai instead of going back), and the whole village learned about Cullen family except one.

"Vampires?" Jiraiya asked, in a meeting with Dr. Cullen and Tsunade. He had asked the same question about 20 times.

"HAI JIRAIYA! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Be in town more often and maybe you won't be the last one to learn EVERYTHING!" Tsunade yelled at him, forgetting her ex-sensei was in the room.

"WELL EXCUSE ME FOR RESARCHING!"

"HA! YOU CALL THAT RESARCHING YOU PERERTED OLD MAN!? ALL YOU'RE DOING IT LOOKING AT PRETTY GIRLS!"

"MY NOVLES ARE BEST SELLERS!"

"AMONG PERVERTS!" Jiraiya took a deep breath, trying to be all Zen like.

"This is not why you asked me here, is it?" Tsunade frowned.

"No. Sensei, will you explain?"

"Sure," Dr. Cullen said. "The Uzumaki boy, you know who is father is, right?" Jiraiya stiffened.

"Your not going to tell him now, are you?"

Tsunade nodded.

"Jiraiya, these exams have less then a half of a survive rate. Even with the Kyuubi, Naruto only has about a 50 chance of living. I don't want him dying without the truth."

"It'll destroy him!"

"Will it? He's always wondered…it might make him upset but he may find closer."

Jiraiya sat down and put his hands over his eyes.

"When?"

If scheduled, there was a knock on the door.

"Now?" Jiraiya snapped.

"Come in!" Tsunade called, ignoring him.

"Hey Old Lady! Dr. Cullen! ERO-SENNIN!" Naruto yelled happily.

"Yo kid," Jiraiya said.

"So Granny, what's the big deal? I'm losing training/sleeping/ramen eating/Hinata time!"

"Please have a seat Naruto," Tsunade told him.

"Uh-oh…what did I do? You're being too nice…"

"You didn't do anything. We just felt it was time for you to know the truth…"

"The…truth? What truth?"

"Of who your father is." Naruto stiffened in suspense.

"Yeah!?"

"It's…the…Fourth…"

Silence penetrated the room.

"That's…a…lie…THAT'S A LIE!" Naruto yelled, tears in his eyes. "MY OWN FATHER WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE WHAT THE FOURTH DID!"

Naruto stormed out and slammed the door.

"Well THAT worked," Jiraiya snapped and left too.