I don't own Twilight S/M does. please read and Review! thanks for the reviews...keep them coming guys! alright I'm just going to clarify something... Bella and Edward did not date in high school. They had crushes on each other but they did not officially go out in high school with evidence of how deep those crushes were coming up in future chapters and they aren't married...Charlie was the one who got remarried. oh and Leah's getting married in this chapter.
Chapter 36
About a half hour later we were sitting at the table with Alice and Jasper. Emmett and Rose decided that they wanted to go get drinks and took off.
"Guys we have some news that I think will effect you two the most out of everyone…well except Emmett." Edward started up.
"Good because we have something that we want to tell you too." Jasper said.
"You go first." Jasper added. Edward held my hand
"Well Bella and I were talking and we decided that-" Edward started up.
"I think I know what your going to say and its about god damn time already…I mean to announce it at someone else's wedding is a little tacky…but hey to each his own I always say…but you definitely could of told me in the hearse Bells…when are you going to set the date and pick out the ring cause I want to come along!" Alice cut him off while staring at my barren left hand. Edward looked at her as if she had three heads.
"Alice…we're not engaged!" I said laughing.
"What…then what's going on?" Alice asked confused.
"Well we decided that it was about time we took the next step in our relationship and move in together." Edward said.
"might as well get engaged then." Alice mumbled to herself. Jasper shook his head.
"Well that's ironic because Alice and I were going to tell you guys the same thing." Jasper laughed.
"what are we going to do?" I asked. Definitely did not plan on this.
"Well we'll take the mansion because someone needs to watch Emmett and it has more closet space for Alice's clothes." Jasper said.
"Are you sure…because we can always-" Edward started up.
"Edward…you've been taking care of everyone for a long time and now you found someone who can at least share in the responsibilities…I have this…besides you had to dorm with Emmett in college while I got to go off on my own. Now is my time. Alice and Emmett cant cook…but Rosalie and I can. We'll keep them away from the kitchen. I don't want another foods class field trip incident from happening." Jasper said. I laughed and Edward looked confused.
"Oh shit I forgot that we didn't tell you …well remember how I had to ask Aunt Esme and Uncle Carlisle for that $100,000 'donation'…well it wasn't exactly a donation…and it obviously didn't help our high school!" Jasper said launching into the story.
Flashback
BPV
Our foods class took a field trip to a local college because they had just finished remodeling and our teacher thought it would be fun if we got to use the new kitchen. Our instructions were to partner up with someone that we didn't work with before and do something out of the cookbook. Everyone divided up except for me, Jasper, Alice and Emmett.
"I really want to work with you or Jasper…but I've worked with the both of you before." Alice said trying to fight her fate. Emmett just looked around like he didn't know where to go and Jasper knew that I was the only person that he didn't cook with. The teacher walked over and sighed.
"Alice…you know what I'm going to say." The teacher said.
"No…NO…NOOOOO!…ARE YOU KIDDING ME…HE BURNS EVERYTHING!" Alice roared disgusted.
"Alice I'm just as excited about this as you are…my two most Culinary handicapped students working together is no dream of mine…but it was part of the curriculum…I'm going to go say prayers in the back." The teacher said escorting them to their kitchen before walking away.
"Alright…what do you say we get started…well I know that we're supposed to switch off during the cooking and cleaning process…but do you mind if you take all of the cooking and I take all of the cleaning…its just that I'm currently learning how to cook from my cousin and I'm not that good yet…and I don't want to screw anything up…and I know that you're a good cook because the teacher's always raving about you . I'm not trying to back out of the project…I just want us to get a good grade." Jasper said. I was surprised at how polite he was…considering Emmett was his cousin.
"No I really don't mind…my father and Alice aren't really good cooks themselves. Believe me you cant be as bad as the two of them…and you certainly cant be as bad as Emmett." I said shaking his hand. Jasper laughed. You know it would be nice to have something like a cake. I showered through the book and decided on making a chocolate one. Jasper watched quizitively over my shoulder.
"Ohh what is that your adding?" Jasper asked infatuated with the cake. Poor thing…I couldn't imagine what it was like to want to cook and not have the skills. I hope his cousin was doing a good job. As we were just taking the cake out of the oven we could hear a commotion.
"IT GOES IN AT 350!" Emmett roared
"NO IT GOES IN AT400" Alice snarled.
"350!"
"400!"
"350!"
"DID YOU EVEN READ THE DIRECTIONS YOU BIG BAFFOON!" Alice roared.
"DID YOU…NO WAIT YOU WERE TOO BUSY MAKING KISSY FACES IN THE MIRROR OVER THERE!" Emmett shouted back.
"SHUT UP!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP!" Emmett shot back whacking the oven and turning the gas burner on with out the flame.
"JUST PUT IT IN THERE!" Emmett roared.
"YOU RUINED MY EYELINER YOU JERK!" Alice said pulling out a lighter to melt her eye pencil a little. There was a sonic boom and a fireball spread across the room. Jasper saved my life by tackling me to the ground as the fireball whizzed overhead. Flaming cheese shot everywhere. A small ball of fire ran out into the middle of the room screaming. Alice's coat had caught fire. Fortunately for her she was wearing a turtleneck and jeans that had fire retardant on them and her hair was tied back. She received a pretty bad burn on her neck but that was about it. It was a miracle that she didn't sustain anything worse.
"GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!" Alice screamed rolling on the floor as Jasper covered her with a fire blanket as the teacher and I grabbed fire extinguishers to clear a way out of the destroyed Culinary classroom. Alice of all people rescued Emmett from the ruminants of their kitchen before we evacuated the place. Being what I would call the luckiest son of a bitch ever Emmett escaped unscathed.
"Alright…everyone in the class gets A's except for Alice and Emmett you two get F-" the teacher said when we left the building
" is that even a grade?" Emmett asked shocked.
"In this instance it is!" The teacher said pointing to the huge fire that was spreading to other parts of the building.
"How the hell are we going to pay all this…the college is definitely going to send us some sort of a bill…I mean insurance cant cover all this damage… look at it all…we're definitely going to have to pay for some of it and we ran out of the emergency funds after that last kitchen fire we had." The teacher said.
"Don't worry…since this is at least partly Emmett's fault…we'll get the money for you…we can pay for the damages." Jasper said glaring at Emmett.
"Why cant Alice help pay?" Emmett whined.
"Because Emmett…Alice was set on fire…Alice has a burn on her neck…I think that's punishment enough for her!" Jasper said pissed. Emmett only passed that year cause he was who he was. Since the teacher walked in with a new set of nails and a hair cut a few days later I suspected Alice did a bribe…after all she just visited Alice's house the night before.
End of Flashback
"What is it with you being involved in fights that start fires?" Edward said half amused to Alice.
"Hey…I did not go rampaging like a bull over a bunch of lit candles…that one's all on Emmett!" Alice said slightly offended.
"No…you gust brought Emmett to the restaurant…and caused the original fight between Emmett and Rose that set events into motion." Edward countered.
"Whatever…common Bells…its time." Alice said as we stood up.
"Time for what?" Edward asked.
"That's for us to know and you to find out." Alice said dragging me over to the DJ. Alice and Leah concocted a special treat for the guests. I hoped I didn't break my neck doing this.
"ooh look at the darkness coming out…I have a feeling that it's going to be a spooky night." Alice said winking at the DJ when he was in ear shot.
"WILL THE ENTIRE WEDDING PARTY GO INTO THE BACK ROOM…YOU HAVE PRESENTS WAITING FOR YOU." The DJ said as Alice and I slipped into the back room. We then separated into two lines and waited for the sign to start. The lights then went out.
"3...2...1!" Alice said throwing open the door as we put on our werewolf masks again…and making us skip to the middle of the dance floor where we lined up and started doing that choreographed dance to Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Fortunately for once in my life I was able to do this sort of dance with out breaking something or feeling like an idiot. Maybe that was because for Alice and my last dance recital…it was the full thriller dance…that and the fact that Alice made me dance to it every day these past few weeks.
EPV
"What the hell?" I gasped.
"Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight" Alice and Seth sang . They were in the front row right next to Leah and her husband looking like professional dancers. Seth was wearing a red leather jacket over his werewolf costume. I had to say I should of seen this coming. It was too big an event for Alice not to try and make a spectacle of herself and the entire wedding party. As if this weren't going to be the wedding to remember before! I had to say…Bella looked pretty good. She actually looked on par with Alice
"Oh god…not again!" Jasper said shaking his head.
"It could be worse…I mean this time Alice didn't dress everyone up like they were doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret." I said.
"what the fuck? She didn't…poor Bella and Seth…why does Alice have to drag people into it every time she wants to make a scene?" Rosalie asked shaking her head.
"I don't know what your complaining about…I think its cool actually…I want to try!" Emmett said running and joining the group. Alice's eye's flashed towards him and she smiled.
"I'm dating a male Alice." Rosalie said shaking her head.
"Since when does Emmett know the moves to 'Thriller'?" Jasper asked.
"We ran into a choreographer on the cruise one day…he gave us free lessons…and then after studying the music video like it was some tape of an opposing football team it clicked in him. He picked it up in like two days…I know I'm still shocked myself." Rosalie said.
" I cannot believe she did this…well like you said Edward…at least the girls aren't parading around in lingerie again. I'm starting to wonder though whether Alice has Histrionic Personality Disorder. " Jasper said. Rose laughed.
"Your starting to wonder?…but you have to admit…everyone loves Alice's craziness…especially you Mr. Psychology…makes life interesting." Rosalie said. Just then the dance ended and Alice, Bella, and Emmett rejoined us.
"hey guys…so did you see us?" Alice said excitedly
"Alice remember that talk we had about springing surprise dances on us?" I asked.
"I thought that excluded weddings?" Alice asked.
"no Alice…we told you that didn't exclude weddings." Jasper said.
"Whatever…your just jealous that you weren't apart of it. Emmett gave me a wonderful idea…next wedding I'm including the guests." Alice said. I stared at her horrified.
"Common Rosalie…lets go check on the dogs." Alice said grabbing Rosalie's wrist.
"Hold it…Alice that wasn't code for another dance was it?" Jasper asked with his eyes narrowing.
"No silly…I'm only doing the one tonight…no need to make this wedding all about me." Alice said.
"would you tell me if that was?" Jasper asked.
"No!" Alice said running off with Rose in toe.
"Jasper…not going to lie man…but your dating a freak!" Emmett said.
"Well Alice may be a freak…but at least we wont ever have a werewolf themed wedding ceremony." Jasper said.
"I don't know man…I happen to like it. I want to do my wedding like this!" Emmett said. Alice, who was still with in ear shot, made gagging noises.
"I'm going to get a Graveyard…come with me!" Emmett said dragging my arm.
"I don't know what that is…but it sounds like its going to kill you Emmett." Jasper said following us to the bar.
BPV
I was alone sitting at the table. The boys had taken off towards the bar and Rose and Alice were across the place in the dog section. I head someone walk up behind me.
"Bella!" Jacob's voice whispered in my ear. Oh fuck…not again!
"So Bella…what did you think of my speech." Jacob whispered seductively and slipped his mask on to the table.
"I'll tell you what I thought of your speech…it sucked…if you think that degrading me in front of an entire audience would win me back then your more fucked then I gave you credit for. Get. It . Through. Your. Thick. Skull. I. am. Never. Coming. Back. To. You…even if Edward and I broke up I would never come back to you. You want to talk about trust…I trusted you not to cheat with Leah's mother…I trusted you not to hit me…there is no trust…and there never will be ever again! Now leave me alone!" I said angrily in a loud voice. Jacob…not taking no for an answer grabbed my face. I saw Edward turn around at that point. He was over here in a flash.
"OH HELL NO…I WARNED YOU TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY…WHAT PART OF HER TELLING YOU THAT SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU DO YOU NOT COMPREHEND ASSHOLE!" Edward snarled decking Jacob in the face.
"HELL YEAH…USE WHAT I TAUGHT YOU LITTLE BRO!" Emmett whooped holding up a beer mug.
"STOMACH FIRST…DUCK…THEN GO FOR THE BALLS!" Emmett hollered as Edward punched Jacob in the gut. Edward ducked, then there was a flash of black. Jacob fell back onto the cake with Dottie locked onto his balls. Jacob screamed like a girl.
"YES RIGHT IN THE NUTS!" Rosalie called as she and Alice gave each other high fives.
"THAT'S MY TYPE OF DOG!" Emmett shouted.
"SHE SHOULD OF RIPPED YOUR CROTCH OFF…WAIT A MINUTE…THEN SHE'D GET HERPES!" Alice called when Dottie finally let go. The entire wedding was staring at us. Leah didn't look upset though…on the contrary she looked extremely pleased that there was canine action at her wedding. Seth was laughing his ass off at the entire scene.
"dude…you…and that dog are my new heroes I've been wanting to do that to him forever!" Seth said happily. Harry then came over and joined us.
"Good for you….that little fucker deserved what was coming to him…oh wait till I tell Charlie…he's still seething over that bruise Jake gave her!" Harry beamed.
"But he invited them over for Christmas?" Edward asked.
"It wasn't really by choice… They goaded him into doing that…played some sad song about being alone for Christmas…and as much as Charlie hates Jake and would want to see him be roasted alive in a vat of hot lava and flames…he really didn't want Billy alone. I was there…Charlie invited us too…but we already had our own plans." Harry said.
"hold on one second." Seth said grabbing someone's shot of Vodka off the table.
"This is for breaking up my family you scumbag!" Seth said throwing the Vodka on Jacobs crotch. Jacob cried some more and Seth cackled.
"He's going to look like the perverted freak that he is as that heals." Seth laughed giving Edward a high five and patting Dottie on the head.
"Hell mother fucking yeah…that was awesome…stay right here…I'll buy you a drink. What do you want?" Emmett said.
"anything but that." Edward said pointing to the beer mug in Emmett's hand.
"I'll get you a Velvet Vampire then." Emmett said.
"Yeah…I'm going to go with him…ask the bartender a few questions…make sure Emmett isn't ordering you something weird." Jasper said following him. Emmett came back a few minutes later with Edward's drink in hand. Alice followed him with a shot of something weird.
"What is that?" I asked.
"Its called an 'Alice in Nightmareland' I've never seen it before …I know hard to believe…and it had my name in it so I figured that I'd try it. Leave it to Leah to have a Halloween themed open bar." Alice said downing the shot. Needless to say Alice was trashed a little while later.
"So how are we going to get home?" Rosalie asked Jasper, Edward and I. We were all buzzed.
"Well I think that the least drunk of us all should drive." Edward said.
"Well that excludes Emmett and Alice." Rose said looking over as they stumbled around trashed out of their minds.
"He really should of stopped after that 'Graveyard'…something in that fucked his shit up and I think we should of stopped him from buying her that last Banshee. I mean Alice was already swaying after her own 'Graveyard'…cant believe Emmett talked her into buying that." Jasper said.
"You know…I think I should drive…I'm really not that drunk and I've driven Emmett's car…I know I can handle it." Rosalie said.
"your sure?" Jasper asked.
"it will be fine…what's the worst that can happen?" Rosalie asked grabbing Emmett's car keys.
"That's usually the line that's said right before something bad happens." Jasper said shaking his head. Little did we know how true that statement was going to be.