Sorry for not uploading yesterday! TOO MUCH HOMEWORK! Plus Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series made me DIE OF LAUGHTER AT NIGHT. So you may get on my case but everyone needs to have FUN! Like Zane in Ninjago Bloopers who was clueless about it! Enjoy this chapter!

Ashley's P.O.V

Since Zane has scarred a town by being naked and singing songs very 'Zanish'. I dragged him out of the town while he was eating lays. This is SUPER EMBARRASSING! Well for Zane he thinks that he won 'Ninjago's Got Talent!'.

"Zane. NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!" I snapped at him.

"Why?! I WANT TO BE KNOWNED! C WHUT I MEEN?!" Zane replied.

"I need to find Sensei and make him deal with you."

"But what about Lord Rainbow Dash and hishe's mcgee weepon? Hishe PROBABLEY HIDED IT!"

Zane JUST SAID ONE OF THE SMARTEST THINGS I'VE HEARD! I bet this may be our only chance to get the Mega Weapon! I looked at Zane playing with his wires and making things break and heat up little bit.

"Zane, tell me where the Mega Weapon is. If you can." I demanded.

"ACORDING 2 TROLLBOOK GaRmAdOn sAyS It Is iN hIs CaStLe!" Zane yelled .

So. Garmadon's an idiot. Who would say that his most prized possession is in his castle and I bet Garmy's not even there! I looked at Zane and he looked back at me. With a derp face.

"Let's go Zane. We have a long way to go." I said after a few minutes.

"NU! We doughnut have ALONG way to GU! The castles right there!" Zane responded.

"At least this makes life easier."

Zane opened the door to the castle ans we walked by paintings of Garmadon, Teen Garmadon, Lord Garmadon...you know what? Let's just say he has a bigger ego than Kai. This castle had doors made of pop-tarts, dominoes, black holes, and some other random stuff.

"I thak we shall go thru that door." Zane pointed at a door that was made of cotton candy.

"How about that one?" I pointed at a door made of...numbers.

"We cun do eenei meanie mimey no!"

"Fine you do it."

Ennei, meanie, miney. Moes!"

When Zane saw the door he pointed to he was scared OUT OF HIS MIND! The door was a book of spells but I think he doesn't want to larn since he says that it's 'TOO HURD!'

"Zane. We're going in there." I said pushing him toward the door.

"No!" Zane shrieked. I pushed him through the door anyway. It wasn't that bad. We cloud fly and learn some cool new spells to protect ourselves. The best thing was that the Mega Weapon was on a podium! Yeah Garmadon doesn't have the best mindset if you ask me. I flew past some spells, grabbed the Mega Weapon, and did a little victory dance.

"Ashley. WEEDS hAS A PROMBLEAM!" Zane yelled.

I turned around to see a bunch of serpentine blocking our way from our only exit. I remained calm while my partner in crime...

"GAH FXZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHEAHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBLL LLLLLLIUUUUUUUUUUFIRRFHQ. GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRJJJJJJJJJJ BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA FFFFFFAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR RM OEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWPPP. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH..."

"ZANE SHUT UP!" I screamed at him.

"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE SERPENTINE!" One of the serpents yelled. I took a breath in and blew some of the serpents away.

"Zane grab on and hold the weapon!"

"Are. You. A. NINGEE?!" Zane asked me.

"How am I supposed to know?"

"You hurve wind pewwerz."

"Maybe I am a ninja."

"NO! Not a ninja. A 'NINGEE!"

"Zane."

"Yus."

"I hope that you know we'll have to jump off the castle and land in this water."

"Ojk. WIEGHT. WHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?"

Either I was flying to fast or I was distracting Zane from freaking out again because he was surprised to see that we were at the edge of the castle surrounded by the serpentine.

"Do we have to jump?" Zane asked. I clapped for Zane after he asked me that.

"Yes."

"Why did you clap?"

"This is one of the few times you said a sentence correctly."

Zane grabbed onto my hand and we jumped into the water. It wasn't that bad. Unless you didn't know how to swim. But Zane was fine! You may ask 'WHY? TELL ME YOU'RE LYING!' but I'm giving a piggy back ride.

"Well those two are dead. No one can survive a fall like that." I heard Skales say.

"Actually, we're fine!" I yelled back.

"I bet those are their ghost talking."

"We RENT DEAD!" Zane yelled.

"PSSSSSSSSSSSH YEAH RIGHT!"

The serpentine started to walk away but they didn't realize we still had the Mega Weapon with us. At least we're fine. IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! I can't even fly because i don't have the strength to!

"Ashley. You may cry or do whatever to make us avoid death for the millionth time...", I hope that he knows that he got the ocation of the weapon and if he was quiet none of this would of happened., "I just wanted to say that I'M HAPPEAH FOUR YOU BEINGAG MEAH FREEND!" Zane gave me a hug and started to cry.

"Zane, don't cry because you made a new friend! Or are you crying because we have no idea were we're sailing."

"NUN OF THOSE! I'm happy because I'M NOT ALONE IN THIS MESS!", Zane pushed me against him and started to sould like a salesman, "Just imagine THE LUUK OF OUR FEENDS FACEZ!"

Cole's P.O.V

Who knew that I able to cry? (WHUT?) We've been searching for Ashley and Zane FOR HOURS! The serpentine made an announcement they're...dead. This is JUST TERRIBLE! Mom, Dad, and Caroline were comforting me but they didn't really help because comedians and dancers don't make pain go away that easily. Especially Caroline's way of cheering people up.

"If you love her then be a man and if you don't tell her you may wear a bra to show how much you love her!" Caroline said. She is REALLY HELPFUL! I'M NOT KIDDING THIS TIME! If I can't tell her. Wear something EMBARRASSING! Shoot. But at least Kai and Jay won't tease me about being emo.

"YOU'RE AN ANNOYING GENIUS!" I screamed. I ran off to a nearby store to get some clors and glitter. I'm going to make sure I LOOK FLAWLESS!

Kai's P.O.V

One minute Cole's crying the Whirly River (Nile River) and the next thing you know Caroline gives him advice AND FOLLOWS IT. Well he went to some store. If he gets a bra I'LL LAUGH MY FLAMING BUT OFF! I'd also take a picture and post it on the internet. I was looking at the little monster (Caroline) and she was standing with a an angry face.

"You didn't want him to do it?! That's a shocker." I teased.

"NO! I gave him advice and it was GOOD! I have to ruin it by putting bees in the bra!" Caroline snapped at me.

May I do a trollface?!

Kai isn't helpful, Cole thinks his crush got crushed, and DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY DIDN'T MENTION ZANE ONCE?! I just realized that!

What do you think Cole's going to do?

Is Kai going to tease Caroline even more?

Did you notice that Zane wants to become a musician?

Goodnight readers!