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Ummm so like the lyrics aren't mine, so don't sue me whoever wrote them. They just popped into my head and I wrote this, later!

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"I'm only going to break break your break break your heart. I'm only going to break break your-" And that is when I got tired of listening to the song, so much that I wanted to crush my mp3 player. But I don't want to crush my baby, I think cuddling it to me. Taking my headphones off I stare at them instead, wondering when I had gotten these weird songs.

"Hey Neku, could you go to the store for me?" Mom called from the kitchen. "Here's my list and money, and don't come back until you have everything you hear?" She laughs wagging her finger at me.

I take the things and dig them into my wallet then deep into my pocket. "Why not as Eri to do this?"

"Because she is going out with what's-his-face and you aren't. But when you get a boyfriend I'll probably get her to do it instead then." A laugh comes easily as she flaunts my sexuality.

"Mom!" I say, trying to hide a blush from her. "Stop that, why are you so for me being gay?"

"Because you are so cute that you, for sure will get a wealthy guy who is also cute and I can watch you guys do yaoi stuff here, and then I can gloat to my girlfriends about it!" And she glomps me. Yesh mom's...got to love them though.

"Whatever, I'm just going to go to the store now." I yell back at her after I escape her hold.

"Forget about the groceries, bring back a boyfriend!" She yells crackling a little.

"We'll see!" I yell back shutting the door after me. Not like that is going to happen though mom...I am so not appealing, so don't get your hopes up on me ever getting one. Thank glob that the store isn't that far from my house, I huff not understanding why it is so hot out and get into the air conditioning of the store.

The slide doors whoosh open and I grab a cart, as I adjust my headphones. Hopefully it won't let me down and play the music that I like. When some of my Hashiyan collection came on I breathed a sigh of relief and pulled mom's list out. Okay milk, bread, eggs...what is she planning on making french toast?

Quickly grabbing everything on her list I then look at the bottom of it...there is an arrow going onto the back. Turning it, my face flushed red as I looked at what was on it. Looking around here I see no woman in sight to help me. Dragging my feet I go to a worker placing some things on the shelf.

With his back to me I tap his shoulder, hoping he can help me. "Yes...?" He asks turning around to face me. My heart starts to thump at what he looks like and I stab down at the thoughts. No you don't judge people how they look but on how they act. Even if he has such dreamy eyes...are they purple?

"Umm could you help me find where this thing is...?" I say blushing harder trying to avoid his eyes and look down at his chest. Reading his tag I see that his name is Joshua and I take a deep breath and look back up at him.

Joshua ruffles his silver hair back some and chuckles looking at the word. "Let me guess your girlfriend set you up to get her these?"

Puffing my cheeks out I glare at him angrily. "I don't fucking like chicks! Never mind I'll find whatever these things are myself." And I walk away from that jerk. Yeah he's a jerk, I can totally tell. Stopping after some time I falter in my steps wondering where these things could be. Seriously mother why do you fucking need tampons?

"Hey they're over in that aisle." Josh says, coming beside me. My face flushes a bright scarlet, and I nod still not looking at him.

"Thanks." I curtly say and push the cart over there. What the hell are tampons anyway?

"They are these things that girls shove up their vagina when they bleed one week of every month." Josh laughs, watching me.

"Who asked you? And that is sick!" I say, probably losing color in my face. Grabbing one of the box brands I hurry and walk past the smirking guy. I don't think I would ever want to be left alone with him, and I shiver, waiting in the check out then laying my things up on the convector belt.

This time I don't even blush or show any emotion when the tampons are brought along with the rest of the stuff. Twisting my headphones I burr the sound out, reaching then for my wallet. Handing the money to the cashier I hurry and leave, not even turning back with my heavy laden bagged up arms.

Hitting my head on front door I try to get my key from my pocket seriously...I'm surprised when hands come around me, pinning my body to the door. "Hey there~" He purrs into my ear, "You forgot something at the store so I came and followed you. Did you know you have the most luscious ass ever?" Then with a giggle he reaches down to grab at it.

"Haa...no...?" I say, wishing he would stop, this so was not happening.

"Oh but it is." And somehow the front door I was leaning on popped open and I fell face forward probably crushing the dreadful box of tampons that got me into this mess. Then I felt Joshua crash on top of me making me almost want to flip out at this all. Why me?

"Oh Nekky~ you brought back exactly what I wanted you to!" Mom yelped, seeming to coo at the stalker on my back shutting the door.

"No mom this is just a shelfer at the store that followed me home." I sighed, trying to get up but just end up sliding on my elbows instead.

"Ehhhh a boyfriend for you better than none." Mom decides, taking a camera out. "Now kiss for me!"

"Okay." Josh says, pulling me in for a kiss. Seriously...I should not be so turned on by this, but instead of pushing him away it seems like I pull him in...? His tongue invades my mouth then and I welcome it with my own, as he deepens the kiss.

"Yeah just like that!" Mom yells and I come to my senses enough to push my stalker away.

"Get off of me!" I yell, getting up quickly and running off to my room locking it. Pushing my back against the door, I leave the freaking stalker and my mom alone...that might not be a good idea though...

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A.N.

Lol ...random thoughts on random things xD I hate how lucky guys get it though...oh well yaoi *^*

Tehe DemyxFangirl beer and Neku= light weight easily I believe :3

*sniffle* Yes I. O. Heaven play it hard for us who are with out. I have the cut scenes, but...they make me hate Shiki more and more. Tehe I'm getting you guys to support Joku, yes!

Mhmmmm nighty night, and I love ramen, how about you guys?