First, I'd like to do a disclaimer: THE SONG IS NOT MINE. ALL THE CREDIT TO WALK THE MOON.
To the gods: Go to Camp Half-Blood and sing 'Shut Up and Dance.' -Guest
Apollo: OH YA YA YA YA YA.
Athena: He's going to be the only one enjoying this.
Persephone: Um... NO.
Artemis: If he's going, I'm not.
Zeus: All of us?
Aphrodite: I'm busy shopping. I'll be back in a millennia.
Piper: MOM.
Aphrodite: Fine.
The 9 muses: Can we do it too?
Ares: WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA WILL BE SKEWERED.
Guest: Um...
VortexKubik: Um...
Ares: I WILL PULVERIZE YOU TWO!
VortexKubik: Try me.
*Ares charges at VortexKubik and Guest. VortexKubik hits a button and Ares disappears.*
DELETED ARES FROM THE WORLD
Frank: THANK THE GODS.
LATER AT CAMP HALF-BLOOD DURING THE CAMPFIRE...
Sam (Me in disguise): FRANK DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEY'RE COMING.
Frank: NO.
Apollo: HI! WE ARE HERE TO SING TO YOU. HEY... WHERE IS EVERYONE ELSE? WHATEVER.
*The whole camp groans.*
Annabeth: They couldn't have gone to Camp Jupiter instead?
*Apollo sings the song and I'm not going to bother writing the lyrics.*
EVERYONE IS DEAD.