Holy Crap! You'll never guess what happened next!
We paid our bill at the greasy spoon diner and left, fortunately they didn't charge us extra for the thumb. As we walked out of the restaurant, a nun happened to be walking past us in the opposite direction. She was wearing her full regalia, the black habit that nuns are forced to wear, even in the hottest of summers, to show their love for God.
Christian must have been having one of his "moments," because, as she passed us, suddenly and without warning he...
Punched her in the gut!
When the poor nun doubled over in pain, making a pathetic "oof!" sound, Christian gave her an uppercut that set her standing straight up again. With the two fingers of his right hand, he poked her in her eyes. When her hands came up to protect her eyes, he punched her in the stomach. When her hands came down to protect her stomach, he poked her once again in her eyes. When her hands came up to protect her eyes, he again punched her in the stomach. Over and over, it went on like this.
Finally, tiring of this nonsense, Christian gave her a vicious elbow to the side of the head. This sent her reeling, giving Christian the opportunity to sweep her feet out from under her. She fell like a sack of potatoes to the hard cement sidewalk.
"Christian!" I screamed.
I tried to stop him, but he began kicking her, all the while saying:
"Not..."
Kick!
"So..."
Kick!
"Tough..."
Kick!
"Now..."
Kick!
"...are you, Batman?"