-A man in a white suit with a wite fedora walks on to the screen-

man: Hello, The name is Dr. Diabolo, and this is Ask The Horror Icons, Halloween special! Do you dare see what Dr. Diabolo sees?

Hinata: -walks into the area, which is revealed to be a sort of circus tent- Um....hello.

Dr. Diabolo: Hello young lady; do you dare see what Dr. Diabolo sees?

Hinata: Meh, sure; I've got time to kill before the chapter starts...

Dr. Diabolo: Ok then! -leads her to a statue of a woman holding a pare of shears over a string- Look at them, Look into the shears of fate...

Hinata: Um, ok... -looks at the shears-

-suddenly, the setting changes to the normal set for Ask the Horror Icons; Spidey's secret base-

Spidey: I'm back with...HALLOWEEN CHAPTER! I didn't do one last year, and i felt bad about it. -is dressed like a random zombie-

Hinata: Hey Spidey, I found this letter...-shows him a letter-

Dear Everyone reading this fic and Everyone in this fic:

Do not be alarmed...you will all die.

Love: the Killer!

Spidey: -reads letter, and laughed- What a funny halloween prank! First question!

Fox-of-the-Twilight

Me: Ill post star's profile in your frum, i already posted Midori's so just
wait ^^

Freddy: YAY! but yes, that's a very stupid joke...-puts on claw and hat and
laughs evily.-

Jason: It fused to your face! -takes out rusty chainsaw and tries mutilating
mask off-

Spidey: YAYS! -goes to read profile-

Freddy: I thought it was a good joke...-sniffs- Oh well, on to your training! -points to Jason- Go kill that guy, and you will have surpassed me!

Jason: -giggles- That tickles my brains! Wait? What fused to my face?

Spidey:...I don't think he realizes he's wearing a mask.

-lights go off and on, and suddenly Tori is missing-

Spidey: Ha ha, Tori! Very funny prank! Tori...you can come out now? Tori? TORI! Next question!

Erin Nightshade
Blows Freddy a kiss and then hugs Michael.
Okay, questions.
Michael:Can I date you? I'm all alone!
Freddy: Can I be your apprentice? And did you know you are the only guy to
pull off the hat and sweater look? I think you look sexy.
Spidey: I think you should have god like powers to do whatever you want.
Norman: Who's watching the motel while you're here?
Hannibal: Have you thought about writing a cook book?
Freddy:I baked you some brownies that spell your name. (Gives Freddy the
brownies).
Michael: I brought you a pizza (gives Michael Pizza).
Pinhead: What would happen if someone took all of those pins out of your
head?

Freddy: -waves ackwardly-

Michael: Yay, hugs! And sure! But don't tell Rainbow Flower, she gets jealous...

Freddy: Sure! I need a back up in case something happens to Tori....-sees shotgun aimed at him- Not that anything will happen to her!

Spidey: -puts away shotgun- I do...inside this fic. If I had them outside, the world would be in danger...

Norman: Oh, some nice boy that goes by the name of Nny....

Hannibal: I do! -holds up copy- You can buy it at your local bookstore!

Freddy: Yay! Brownies! -eats brownies-

Michael: -eats pizza- I wuv you!

Pinhead: -backs away- I don't know....and I don't want to find out...

-lights go offf and on, and Erin is missing-

Spidey: Erin was in on this too? Next Question!

lord maul160

Freddy: My friend says you're an overcooked pizza. What do you say to that?
Also, why do you kill children? Why not try and go for a challenge, like
Michael, Leatherface, or even my favorite killer Jason?

Jason: YOU RULE! btw, since you can't drink from the sperm infested lake,
here's a glass of water with a straw! hands jason glass of water with straw.
Try and feed the straw through one of the holes in your mask of pwnage.

Ghostface: takes out cell phone They say you're the weakest slasher ever. I'm
a nerd and I could easily phone you to death! IRONY!! phones ghostface to
death.

Sydney: locks up all the perverts in the world, then gives sydney some
clothes True beauty comes from the heart. Crap CURSE YOU DYSNEY!

Freddy: -sharpens claws- Who is this friend of yours again? Oh, and where do they live, and when do they sleep?

Jason: WATER! -drinks- Oh, and I boil my water before I drink it, but thanks!

Ghostface: -cries emo-ishly-

Sidney: Finally, clothes! -puts on clothes, then waits-....hmm, nothing happened, that's unusual...

Spidey: -locked up- LET ME OUT SO I CAN CONTINUE WRITING!

-lights go off and on, and LordMaul is missing-

Spidey: this is one hell of an elaborate prank...NEXT QUESTION!

krystalkruegar777

Evil Ash, Dracula, Linoge, Isaac, Cthulhu, Pennywise, Candyman, and Frank:
-Roughly pokes them one at a time with a sharp icicle and immediately runs
from them at top speed, while giggling softly-

Wishmaster: -stood in silence for a moment, without warning, she hugs him and
immediately leaps behind a blue couch in fear-

Pinhead and Freddy: -immediately goes inside the closet, and stood
protectively in front of Freddy- Don't you dare harm him…

Evil Ash:...Is something poking me right now?

Dracula: -icicle accidentally stabs his heart- My sons will avenge me....

D & Alucard: -point at him and laugh-

Linoge: -raises eyebrow at her- Do you WANT me to tell them your deepest darkest secrets? I can read minds you know.

Pennywise: You're mean...-cries-

Candyman:....damn it, now I'm in this fic. -jumps through closet into Skullblade's fic...

Frank: -organs fall out after being poked- Damn it Krystal...-goes to find new ones-

Norman: -sees he's being left out of the poking, and looks downcast-

Wishmaster: -blinks- Did I get hugged just now?

Pinhead: He's been talking smack about my mother!

Freddy: Hey, I'm just saying, she gets around!

Pinhead: -walks forward with chains-

Freddy: -hides behind Krystal- PROTECT ME!

Spidey:...to be honest, I'm rooting for Pinhead.

-lights go off and on, and Krystal is missing-

Freddy: KRYSTAL! -cries tears of emoness- What kind of horrible person would kill you?

Pinhead: -chases-

Spidey: There is no killer...it's a prank. -still in denial- Next Question!

8yume

hihi! all of these questions are for my favorite killer. michael! *hugs*

1. why didnt you ever kill when u had the chance? (he kind of
freaks me out sometimes.)
did u eat a dog instead of going to like burger king or something?
3.u r HOT!!(x100)
4. how do u catch people while ur walking when the person is like running
for their lives!?
5. in halloween 5 ( or 6) who is that guy with a hat and suitcase following
u all the time?
6. just realizing #3 isnt a question,its a fact. u.r. HOT!!
BYE!

Michael: -hugs back- Yay! I have another girlfriend! Now I have two!

Spidey: I don't think that's how it works.. you know what, I don't care, I'll let this work itself out.

Michael: Now to answer questions!

1) You mean the creepy old guy that's always stalking me? I tried in Halloween 5....Spidey refused to watch past that point since he hated Halloween 5, so I don't know if he's alive or not....but I REALLY hope he was dead when he collapsed; that old bastard was beating the crap out of me with a baseball bat when he went down...

2) I never ate a dog...and they haven't let me back in burger king since I tried to stab that damned teenager at the cash register....DAMN IT! THAT LITTLE BASTARD WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT MY CAPTAIN KIRK MASK!

3) I am? Yay! -hugs-

4) I plan ahead...that and they're too stupid to stay out in the open where they'll see me coming....and most of them don't run for their lives; they either don't notice me till after they're screwed, or are stupid enough to think they stand a chance like that one girl in Halloween 5 with the pitchfork...

5) I don't remember a guy with a hat and a suitcase...the only guy I can think of that stalks me is the creepy old guy, and you seem to know his name...lomis was it?

6) thanks new girlfriend!

Spidey:...this is going to be a delicious running gag...

-lights go off and on, and 8yume disappears-

Michael: -looks around- New girlfriend? Where did you go?

Spidey:....or not. Next Question!

Skullblade

Orochimaru: That's not creepy...
Ed: ...Why can I suddenly hear Ch-ch-ch Ha-ha-ha?
Spidey: ...Where did Freddy get popcorn?
Sakura: I updated, so no SakuSaiEd for you.
Spidey: ...I've got to go kill it now, don't I?
Gomez: -pulls out a fencing sword-
Morticia: I remember you! You were at that one place, with the thing!
Pugsley: You smell funny.
Wednesday: -backs away, fastly-
Spidey: You seem to have forgotten Lurch, Thing, and Cousin It. Also, read my
new story.

Orochimaru: Oh Skully, everything I do is creepy!

Jason: -hugs Ed- Hello new best friend!

Spidey: Well...I GOT MY BRACES OFF! And my grandma got me several bags of popcorn to celebrate! I'm handing out extras. -hands Skull popcorn-

Sakura: What does that have to do with me blackmailing you?

Spidey: You could have Ed kill it for you, he's good at killing things!

Gomez: A challenger! haha! -pulls out fencing sword as well-

Morticia: You were there too?

Pugsley: Why thank you! -hands him lit dynamite-

Wednsday:....at least he didn't touch my hair.

Spidey: -facepalms- AND THEY WERE MY FAVORITES TOO! well, next to Uncle Fester....CRAP I FORGOT UNCLE FESTER! -invites the members he forgot into the fic- Sorry, I was writing while sleep deprived...

-lights go off and on, and Skullblade is missing-

Spidey: Skull, I've figured out it's a prank, so it's not funny anymore, you can come out now...Next question!

i'm just a girl playing guitar

freddy: sweet pea is good for that, as well as japanese cherry b blossom! i
definitely reccomend it. :D

jason: *hugs* this is a dream come true. ;3; i work at a haunted house, you
know.

spidey: and i shall read it. huzzah.

Freddy: -writing this down- Nobody has to know....-doesn't realize all the other Horror Icons are videotaping him-

Jason: Cool! -continues hugging-

Spidey: Yay! I can't wait for your review!

-lights go off and on, and Izuko-chan disappears-

Spidey: This prank is getting old...-starts to get nervous-Next Question!

BlazingFireAngelXXX

Spidey: Hello!
Ash:Hey where's that midget?Sam?
Sasuke:i met your twin! Oh wait here he is-throws Suneo- he keep saying
"mommy" and "doraemon", beware!
Hinata:Strip!Strip!Strip!Strip!Strip!
Sakura:-executed her for no reason-

O yea, almost forgot:
Name:BlazingFIreAngel (forget the triple X, okay?)
Codename:FlamingAngelofWrath
Appearance:Sorry,Confidential
Contributions to Army:Primary Attacker


Spidey: Hi!

Ash: I don't know, he probably got eaten by Deadites or something....

Sasuke: ...I have no idea who the hell he is.

Hinata: GENTLE FIST CASTRATION TECHNIQUE!

Sakura: -avoided execution-

Spidey: Well, the fangirls were defeated, but it's always good to have more human shields!

-lights go off and on, and Angel disappears-

Spidey: It's just a prank, it's just a prank, it's just a prank... Next Question!

diamondkat12

I love the Adam's family -hands each of them papers to autograph.
Morticia: If it isn't too much trouble I would like you to participate in an
art contest with Sai, Deidara and Sasori. I want to see whose art is
greatest.
Wednesday: You're such a good sister to your brother.
Sasuke: I was reading the past chapters and read that someone called you an
uke and you didn't know what it meant. It'sa yaoi term, the uke is the
sumissive and the seme is the dominant. You're usually the seme when patred
with Naruto. I hope you enjoyed the tickets. Who were the people you took with
you?
Micheal and Sasuke: I brought psychatrist that specialise in damged children
to check on you guys. Micheal, you can have this nice guy that blieves that
boys shouldn't own stuffed animals and Sasuke, I'm sure this nice lady has
just the right therapy for your current psychotic behaviour.

Morticia: I'd love too!

Wednsday: I know...-walks over to turn on the electric chair, which Pugsley is sitting in-

Sasuke: Actually, it refers to the dominant and submissive ones in ANY relationship, not just yaoi....and they call me that cause it's in my name. -cries emo-ishly- I invited Team Hawk...

Michael:...which knife should I bring?

Sasuke: I have something for her too, called Chidori!

Spidey: Those two psychiatrists are going to be missing soon... and if my pattern recognition senses are correct, you'll be missing soon too!

-lights go off and on, and Kat is missing-

Spidey: I was right! I ISH SMART! NEXT QUESTION!

Senna The Soul Reaper

Freddy: That one could be attributed to the killing.
Jason: Go through his closet!
Ash: Thanks!
Spidey: Find out next time in Ask The Ninjas Strikes Back!
Hannibal: I'm sure there's some tea in here somewhere...
Spidey: I don't know. What do you think, Hannibal? Oh, and Skullblade is
letting me use one of his new OCs to be my sidekick in your reviews. Meet Earl
Duke, Ed's best friend, and a vampire! Earl: Yo!
Dracula: Meet Earl! Earl: Hi! For once, I'm a vampire who isn't one of your
bastard sons!

Freddy: Oh. Well, he was making cracks about my burns, so he kinda deserved it...

Jason: -sneaks through his closet- FREEDOM! -finds himself in Ask the Ninjas- Ah crap... -tries to escape before someone asks him something-

Ash: You're welcome!

Spidey:...I hate suspense. I wonder what she could possibly mean...

Hannibal: -mutters something about Spidey being an idiot for not seeing it- Ah, I stole some tea from Spidey's grandmother; we should be fine. And Spidey can come when he figures out what you mean by 'other team'. -whispers in her ear- Want me to bring Yuri fanart? And nice to meet you Earl!

Dracula:...if I had a son, I'd want him to be just like you...Don't tell Skullblade, Danny, D, or Alucard I said that though...

Spidey: -has a tape recording- Wow, Skull's not gonna be happy to hear this...if he even cares...well, that's the end of this chapter....so if any of you want to jump out and scare me, now's the time...

-you get the drill by now-

Spidey: -shakes head and sighs- Senna, whats the point of disappearing at this point when you're just going to be randomly jumping out and scaring me later? Might as well get it over with...like now...Senna? Tori? Krystal? Skull? WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?

Dracula: Oh, Spidey, I forgot to tell you the deep dark secret that I've kept from you since I was introduced into this fic: Someone's planning on killing all the other Horror Icons...

Spidey: -points accusingly at him- SO YOU'RE THE RING LEADER IN THIS SILLY PRANK! HA! PRANKS OVER!

Dracula: I can prove it's not a prank...

Spidey: Really? How are you going to...

Dracula: -opens closet, to reveal the bodies of Tori, Krystal, Senna, Kat, Skull, Angel, Izuko, Lord Maul, and 8yume-

Spidey:...that's some compelling evidence you have there.

Dracula: Anyway, I've figured out the identity of the killer; prepare to be shocked beyond belief and have insane fits of denial, because the killer is...

-lights go off then flick back on-

Dracula: -has a bowie knife in his chest- Ah crap, not again...-dies-

Sasuke: -girly screams of terror-

Michael: OMG! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I MUST PROTECT RAINBOW FLOWER...

-lights go off and on again-

Rainbowflower: -has been incinerated-

Michael: You were a good stuffed Unicorn! -cries emo-ishly- The only one that could possibly have killed you is...

-lights turn off and go back on-

Michael: -is dead-

Freddy: -girly screams of terror-

Hannibal: I'm taking charge of this situation! I will find the killer, before he or she kills another...

-lights go on and off-

Linoge: -is dead, after being shot several times- Bullets...my only weakness.....how did you know? -dies-

Freddy: -girly screams of terror-

Cthuhlu: Well, noone's gonna kill me, cause I'm a go...

-lights go off and on-

Cthuhlu: -has been crushed by a random boat- Where the hell did the killer get a boat....-dies-

Freddy: -tries to scream, but has gone hoarse from multiple girly screams of terror-

Clarice: Everybody! Huddle together! He can't sneak up on us if we stick together....

-lights go off and on-

-Clarice, Morticia, Wednsday, Gomez, Puggsley, Lurch, Fester, Isaac, Dunwhich, Sasuke, Sakura, Sai, and Norman are crushed by the chandalier they were huddling under-

Ash: -rolls eyes- Well, THAT certainly went well...

-lights go off and on again-

Spidey: -looks around, but doesn't see anyone dead- Well, seems the killer messed up this time...

Ash: I wouldn't say that.... -opens closet, and Pinhead and Jigsaws' bodies fall out-

Hannibal: The killer is OBVIOUSLY...

-lights go off and on-

Hannibal: -

Thing: -frantically starts pointing at the person it thinks is the killer-

-lights go off; shotgun blast is heard, and lights go back on-

Thing: -on other side of room, dead-

Ash: -holding shotgun- I hate things that remind me of my right hand...

Spidey: Ash....IT WAS YOU!

Ash: No! I didn't do it, I just wanted to kill that stupid hand...

Sidney: HE'S LYING! NAB HIM BEFORE HE TURNS OUT THE LIGHTS!

Ash: I DIDN'T DO IT! AND I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU! -jumps out window- Wait a second...we're in space...ah shi....-dies-

Sidney: Well, that solves that case! Anybody wanna go get something to eat?

Spidey: Sure! Now that I don't have to worry about my life anymore!

Hinata: -deep in thought- I don't think Williams-san did it, and Spidey wouldn't kill everyone in his own fic, so it could only be one person....

Sidney: -reaches for light switch-

Spidey: IT MUST BE ME! I'M THE KILLER! I MUST HAVE BEEN DOING IT WITHOUT KNOWING IT!

Sidney: -rolls her eyes, and shoots Spidey for being an idiot-

Spidey:...oh...YOU'RE the killer....that's a relief....-dies-

Hinata: Sidney...why?

Sidney: I'm tired of crazy people with knives trying to kill me, so I thought, if I killed them all, I would finally be able to take a break...but they kept asking questions, and they wouldn't stop! And now I'm going to do something really impulsive! -turns off lights-

Hinata: I can still see you...

Sidney: Damn! -gun clicking is heard- Damn, I'm out of ammo...oh well, that's what knives are for!

Hinata: Bring it b1tch!

-the sounds of them running towards eachother, and biting, scratching, clawing, stabbing, slapping, punching, slapping, kicking, spanking , oh, and did I say slapping are heard-

Freddy: -turns lights back on- Catfight....oh my. -sees what they're actually doing-

Hinata and Sidney: -don't notice Freddy as they're currently having hot yuri smex-

Freddy:...

Hinata and Sidney: -notice Freddy-...

Freddy:...BETTER THAN A CATFIGHT!

--

-shears of fate suddenly clip the thread, and Hinata is suddenly back in the circus tent-

Hinata: Wait...so that was all a dream?

Dr. Diabolo: Yeah, pretty much...

Hinata:...does that mean we have to do the entire chapter over again?

Dr. Diabolo:...nah, Spidey'll probably just write out that dream of yours and say that's what happened.

Spidey: So, Hinata, what did you see?

Hinata: Meh, Halloween chapter isn't gonna be so great...

Spidey: Oh, well, good thing I didn't write it then... I guess it's better off that I didn't write it; I had this stupid idea that involved Sidney killing everybody and then had hot smex with y...someone in the story...

Hinata: -suddenly looked suprised- Oh really?

Spidey: Yeah....I don't think you'd have liked that plot twist...

Hinata: Spidey...

Spidey: Yes?

Hinata: I already saw EXACTLY who you were gonna have Sidney have smex with....

Spidey: Oh really?

Hinata: Yup...

Spidey: Well, good thing I didn't do it, didn't I?

Hinata: Spidey....

Spidey: Yes?

Hinata: -pulls out chainsaw- Start running.

Spidey: MEEP! -runs for his life-

Hinata: -chases him with chainsaw- I'M GONNA DISMEMBER YOU YOU PERVERT!

Dr. Diabolo: -watches them and laughs- Poor Hinata; doesn't even realize that her dream WAS the chapter. Oh well, at least she was brave enough to look; she dared see what Dr. Diabolo sees....-suddenly turns around and has green skin and horns, and is surrounded by fire- BUT WILL YOU?

A/N: Sorry for the long wait for this chapter, but I figured I'd make it a Halloween chapter. Dr. Diabolo is from some old horror anthology I saw on TCM last night called "Torture Garden", which was actually pretty good for an old 60's horror film. I'd already written the chapter, but I changed it a bit so too include Dr. D cause the ending wasn't so good. Now please review!