A/N: Since this episode has ABSOLUTELY no Kurt in it, I'm just coming up with random stuff and using prompts.

Prompts by GirlInTheMirror121 (she's amazing) and WishesintheNightSky (she wanted some sai swords)

I know in one interview Chris Colfer said he doesn't really want Kurt to be able to do sai swords, since he likes having something different from Kurt…but for this, he uses them.

Also I'm 1 review away from 200! OMG! I love you guys, thank you too everyone who has reviewed!

Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: Holy shit. Since when did you become a ninja?

Kurt Hummel to Blaine Anderson: Huh…?

Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: I walked into your room and you were twirling some swords.

[Noah Puckerman, Mike Chang, Mercedes Jones and 17 others like this]

Kurt Hummel: Ohhh, they're called sai swords.

Blaine Anderson: Okay why were you twirling them? Are you angry…?

Kurt Hummel: Nooo! It's just something I like to do in my free time.

David Thompson: You twirl swords in your FREE time? Oh geez.

Noah Puckerman: Damn, never get Hummel angry…

Mike Chang: Swords and his glare? Kurt you are starting to become scary.

Blaine Anderson: How long have you been doing that?

Kurt Hummel: Only for a couple years, got them from eBay.

Blaine Anderson: Damn.

Finn Hudson: Yea, he did that at home before and freaking broke a lamp and almost hit me with one!

Kurt Hummel: Never interrupt me when I'm twirling swords! Otherwise you could become injured.

Artie Abrams: o.O

Blaine Anderson: Good thing I just walked away…

Kurt Hummel: Yea, otherwise you might have lost an eye…

Wes Montgomery: We wouldn't want a one eyed soloist.

Blaine Anderson: …

Kurt Hummel: Really? BIEBER?

[Finn Hudson, Blaine Anderson, Jeff Sterling and 3 others like this]

Sam Evans: Bieber is freaking awesome! Who is more rock n roll than Justin Bieber? No one.

Artie Abrams: He is a freaking God to the ladies.

Noah Puckerman: We underestimated the power of the Biebs.

Mike Chang: He is clearly a mini God.

Kurt Hummel: Wow, what have you guys been smoking?

Sam Evans: Nothing! The Bieber Experience is truly epic.

Kurt Hummel: No seriously, what have you guys been smoking? Are you sure you're okay?

Brittany Pierce: Don't you love Bieber?

Kurt Hummel: Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean I love him. I have to agree with Finn for once.

Quinn Fabray: How do you dislike Justin Bieber?

Kurt Hummel I don't dislike him, I simply hate him.

[Finn Hudson, Blaine Anderson, David Thompson and 6 others like this]

Rachel Berry: Wait how did you find out? FINN!

Finn Hudson: Rachel he is my bro, I can tell him whatever I want.

Rachel Berry: But YOU'RE TALKING TO THE COMPETITION!

Artie Abrams: You talk to Kurt all the time

Rachel Berry: That's different. I can be trusted.

Finn Hudson: So you can trust me? Wow. He's my bro. Settle down.

Kurt Hummel: Yea, he can tell me some stuff I still need to know some of the drama going on.

Sam Evans: So I'm guessing you know…

Kurt Hummel: Yes I know about Samtana. Honestly, that's kind of weird and I know of Fuinn being back on.

Rachel Berry: It's so stupid! I think Finchel was the best.

Kurt Hummel: Honestly, I don't really care. I think you can be nicer than Quinn at times though.

Quinn Fabray: Hey!

Santana Lopez: Don't deny it; you can be as much as a bitch as me at times.

Quinn Fabray: NO! Well… I don't know.

Mike Chang: Aren't they your friends Kurt?

Kurt Hummel: It's a love hate relationship.

Mike Chang: I see.

Noah Puckerman: I could make a racist comment to that, but I'm not that mean.

Mike Chang: Uh, thanks Puck?

Noah Puckerman: No prob man.

Kurt Hummel: Wow Puck…

Kurt Hummel: HAS ANYONE SEEN KURT?

[Noah Puckerman, Mike Chang, Mercedes Jones and 15 others like this]

Finn Hudson: Uhm, Kurt are you drunk because I'm sure YOUR Kurt.

Nick Duval: Lol!

Kurt Hummel: No actually this is his friend Wes Montgomery. He kind of left his Facebook on in his room, and we are looking for him for reasons.

Mercedes Jones: Um, actually I haven't seen him or talked to him for a while.

Jeff Sterling: I'm pretty sure he went into Blaine's room the last time I saw him.

Santana Lopez: Wankkkky.

Noah Puckerman: Wanky.

Quinn Fabray: Really? Same time?

Santana Lopez: :)

David Thompson: That could be what happened! I haven't heard from Blaine from awhile. I'm going to go check his room.

Wes Montgomery: Back on my Facebook… Dave should we really disturbed the Klaine sex?

David Thompson: I don't think they are doing that yet, but yes we should! We have to know if they are together yet. We have to spy!

Wes Montgomery: True that's what Wevid does :)

David Thompson: Well duh. Okay! Met me there in 10 minutes!

Wes Montgomery: Yes ma'am.

David Thompson: Not you too! :(

Wes Montgomery: it's fun!

David Thompson: It's mean!

Wes Montgomery: YOU'RE MEAN!

David Thompson: YOU'RE MEANER THAN ME!

Tina Cohen-Chang: Oh no, there's no Blaine here. WEVID SHUT UP AND GO SPY ON KURT! NOW!

Wes Montgomery: Oh right. Sorry Miss.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Get off of Facebook and go!

[30 Minutes later]

Wes Montgomery: Damn. Nothing going on, I'm disappointed.

Mercedes Jones: What happened?

David Thompson: We got there and they were just curled up on the couch sleeping. I think they feel asleep watching a movie.

Quinn Fabray: AWWWWWEEEE! :D

Wes Montgomery: It's cute, but happens a lot.

Mercedes Jones: What does?

Wes Montgomery: They always fall asleep curled up together.

Sam Evans: And they're just friends?

David Thompson: Sadly, yes

Santana Lopez: Friends with Benefits?

Wes Montgomery: Sadly, no.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Awee, they are really cozy friends :) But they do need to be more…

Wes Montgomery: We are trying, but stupid hobbit is clueless.

Quinn Fabray: Uh, Wes if Kurt is still logged on, you should delete this status of Kurt might become very mad.

David Thompson: YES! DELETE! HE HAS SWORDS AND THE FREAKING GLARE! DELETE QUICK!

Wes Montgomery: Oh no… okay I better delete!

[Noah Puckerman, Artie Abrams, Mercedes Jones and 23 others like this]

A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely! :D