(Sec 63) * * * * *
At the shoreline of Straw Hat Island, the crew could only stare at how the island was shaped.
"Hard to believe an island is naturally formed like this," Shane said after a while.
"Weren't you listening to me earlier?" Jones asked, "the island formed like this when the Straw Hats defeated the Guardian God."
"I find it hard to believe a God could fall that easily, that and the fact that if he's been defeated, how is our knight still stuck in there?"
"There were two blue crystal balls, one was broken when the Straw Hats had finished here, the second keeps the Guardian God alive."
"So, where do we find him?" Adrian asked as he filled up the inside of his coat with more ammunition.
"He rests in the caves, so we're going to have to dig since all the entrances have been sealed. Or I could just teleport us," and with that the four of them were inside the island's underground caves. "Here's the plan, you three keep his armies distracted while I take care of him."
"Oh sure," Shane said, "Take the Fun job."
As they walked through the cave, hundreds of the Guardian God's soldiers blocked their path. "Intruders detected!"
"Good luck, crew," Jones said as he went through an Air Door to continue his path towards the main course.
Arcane took out his blade and the Red Crystal on his pendant lit up, his sword bursting into flames shortly afterwards. Shane stretched his arms and legs a little bit, ready for a good long scrap. Adrian threw his arms downwards, allowing his two six shot revolvers to roll down his sleeves into his hands. "Shall we spread out?" Adrian asked, "I don't want to accidentally shoot either of you."
"Agreed," Arcane said, "that would be most unfortunate."
The three of them ran back through the caves and split up at a couple of forks in the road, the Guardian Soldiers close behind.
Adrian found a circular path that was only big enough to let the soldiers through one at a time. "Huh," Adrian said when he got himself positioned, "it's been a while since I've had to curve shots."
"Intruder Detected!" the soldiers chanted as they came through single filed.
Adrian switched the bullets out of his revolver from the normal ones he used to a three stage bullet, "perfect for armor piercings." He flung his arms out and fired a shot from each hand, each bullet curving perfectly enough that each soldier they went through made a nice clean hole in the dead center of the forehead. The soldiers that were in the hall fell and poofed away in black and purple smoke, making room for the next round. "It's gonna be a fun day."
Arcane reached a dead end. "Perfect," he said with a smile as he turned around and saw a bunch of enemies come towards him. He jumped into the air and threw his sword into the center of the mob, "PYRULEN!" There was a massive explosion, throwing a majority of the soldiers against the surrounding walls. Arcane landed next to his sword and picked it up as his enemies came around him. "I have you right where I want you," he said as his pendant lit up the Green and Blue Crystals, "surrounded from the inside!" He used his wind powers to start spinning at high speeds as he held out his blade, now covered in acid, slicing at anyone who got too close. The soldier's armor was normally un-cutable, but these weren't exactly normal circumstances. Every cut the sword made also left some acid behind, dissolving the armor even further. After quickly taking out thirty soldiers that way, the Green and Blue Crystals faded and the Yellow Crystal lit up, his sword now having lightning capabilities.
"Intruder must be destroyed!" the soldiers chanted as they kept attacking, but everything they threw at Arcane was blocked by his electric blade.
"Lets add a little bit of Chaos, shall we?" Arcane asked as he his Pendant lit up the Black Crystal. The soldiers within a twenty foot radius that were alive noticed their armor turned from either blue or orange to black. Those soldiers turned around and started attacking their brothers. The Purple Crystal on his Pendant lit up, and he shot icicles from his hand and created a circular perimeter around him, "PANIKA!" All the soldiers within the perimeter were hit with a by a snow flurry, scrambling their minds and making them confused. The Blue Crystal lit up again and Arcane took to the skies and he watched his handy work as the almost all the soldiers fought against each other.
Shane found a room with a large tree in the middle, and multiple exits. He quickly hid in the tree and waited for the soldiers to catch up.
"Intruder Detected!" they all said as they came in and stopped and looked at the several exits the enemy could have escaped through.
Shane reached into his pocket and pulled out a small CD player with speakers. 'Okay,' Shane thought, 'Jones gave this to me saying it would help with the Music Fighting Style. Let see what song he has in here...,' Shane opened it up and read the word written on the CD, 'Bob's Ukulele Karaoke: Lance the Turtle...JONES! You are SO dead after this!'
"Intruder Detected!" one of the soldiers said as he slammed into the tree.
'This will have to do,' Shane thought as he hit play and jumped out of the tree.
-*Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance. Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance.
Well, I keep a little turtle, At my Uncle and my Aunts. My Auntie's name is Myrtle, And my Island Turtle's name is Lance. He doesn't wander far, Even if he has a chance. He just plays his Ukulele, and he does the hula dance.
Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance. Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance.
He threw a Luau bar-b-que, One breezy summer night. Invited all his turtle pals, To come and have a wiki bite. The turtle started walking there, As Lance began to swing. The one that lived across the street, Arrived there in the SPRING!
Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance. Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance.
But Lance just kept on cooking, He was grilling full of glee. He was marinating ribs, Cause he liked...*shrip*...syrup with his feta cheese?
(hey, the lyrics were just shredded by the fan, what do we do?) Lance's purple turtle shell, Has ketchup if you please. Pineapples are shiny. Spotted tiki bumblebees!
(Oh, man!)
Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance.
(Guys, I can't work with this, it doesn't make any sense!)
Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance. (It works for us! Ha Ha!) Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance.
There are luscious chocolate fingers, Spinning slowly in the school. Mele Kalikimaka. Fluffy bunnies driving in the pool! A thousand igloos wax the beach,
Spray Luggage in the tree!? Raining puppies, Flying clowns, Flossing punahele...(Oh forget it!)
Lapoka sneezes coconuts, Tahiti yo-yo leg! Wahine with spaghetti sauce, Don't make the fuzzy parrot beg! Paper, Plastic, Porcupine, The horsie makes his bed! The Humu Humu Nuku Nuku, Apua'a wasn't fed!
Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance. Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance. Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance!*-
Shane finished off the last soldier before he retrieved his new toy. "Okay, it was a nice tune, and it was funny...he still dies!"
Jones opened up another Air Door and was in the room where the Guardian God rested.
"I am the Guardian God! All intruder's must be eliminated!"
"Alex, don't you remember? It's me, Davy Jones."
"Elimination!" he shouted as he threw a few punches, Jones dodging them.
"Copy Copy, Chop Chop, Spring Spring, Light Light!" Jones crouched his legs turning into springs while his torso lifted from his lower half, "Don't make me do this...on second thought, make me do it. I've wanted to mix powers for a while."
"Die!" He said as he made a Purple Blast from his hands.
"Perfect," Jones said as the upper half of his body made a cyclone of fury around the room while his legs started bouncing off the walls. "Come on, Iron Heart, it isn't like you to act this way. Chop Chop FESTIVAL!" Jones' body started smacking the Guardian God from all sides, too fast to let him retaliate. He pulled himself back together, leaving his legs to continue jumping from wall to wall. Jones rushed over and put a red 'X' on the Chest of his enemy. "Remind you of anything?" Jones reattached himself to his legs and made a sword out of Light, "SPRING HOPPER!" He jumped off another wall and aimed right for the 'X'. Jones jumped away, making the sword disappear.
"Elimination!" The Guardian God said as he started pounding the ground, sending shock waves to knock Jones off balance.
"Copy Copy, Ice Ice, Sand Sand, Bomb Bomb," Jones placed his hand on the ground, "ICE AGE!" The Guardian God's arms and legs were frozen. Jones dissolved himself into sand, placing himself inside the armor from the hole he had made earlier. Jones was a little cramped inside the armor, so he tried to remodel it just a little bit. "Self Destruct!"
The Guardian God exploded, his hollow armored shell was now broken into a million pieces. The Blue Crystal Ball rolled over to Jones' feet. He picked it up and looked at all the pieces. He turned into a sand storm and brought all the pieces of armor toward him.
"Wow," Shane said as he, Arcane and Adrian walked in, "how many pieces are there?"
Jones looked at them and crouched a little. "It's over Nine THOUSAND!" Jones shouted as he crushed the crystal in his hand.
"What, Nine Thousand!?"
The pile of pieces all burst into a cloud of black and purple smoke, and their laid their friend, wearing his trademark green medieval knights armor. He sat up, holding his head, "Jones? What happened?"
"Well, Alex Iron Heart, It's a long story..."