Hi everybody, sorry for lack of update. I am trying my best but I seem to be having difficulty writing my fanfiction due to lack of motivation...and also due to my computer being way too slow.
Darkwing: "Yeah MCLuckyImagination, you need a new computer and get some motivation instead of just sitting there and complaining about your computer. Now that is out of the way, I'm finally back! They put me in the new DuckTales cartoon for real instead of leaving me as a cameo."
Me: "Yeah, I really enjoyed that episode a lot. For some reason I want to watch it again and again."
Darkwing: "Of course you do, it's me after all, bet this episode was the reason you wrote this story."
Me: "Not really, I thought up this story before watching that episode. I was just resting on my bed and all of a sudden, my imagination went crazy and I thought up a random bird guy; shooting out whirlwinds out of his mouth while crying uncontrollably."
Darkwing: "Right... Well you know what this mean, I'm getting a reboot cartoon."
Me: "I think that a rumour but if it is true, then I will watch every single episode non-stop."
Darkwing: "And why wouldn't you, it will be great!"
Me: "I am so happy you are getting a lot of attention now. I found out you are in a Disney game."
Darkwing: "Really? Which one?"
Me: "I think it's a mobile apps game."
Darkwing: "This is the start of my video game career! I wonder what kind of platform my game will be. Oh, and next we should do a real Darkwing Duck movie to be release in cinema. And making toys based on my cartoon."
Me: "Looks like Darkwing is too busy daydreaming. I will do the disclaimer and warning. I don't own any of these characters except for my OCs. Warning for any mistake I might have made. I wrote all this on my phone since my computer is too slow. I really need to fix my computer, my stories are on it.
The city of St. Canard, home to the most courageous, strongest, smartest and let's not forget the most dashing crime fighter, the terror that flaps in the night; Darkwing Duck!
"Hi there Wingy!" says Gizmoduck.
"Don't interrupt me while I am narrating."
"Sorry," says Gizmoduck as he scratches his helmet and smiles at Darkwing nervously. "I didn't know you were narrating. There were no quotation marks in the first paragraph."
"Just try and keep up with this story. Now where were I...? Lurking in the deep shadows are villains, both old and new. Whenever there are new villains, there will be new heroes to rise up to the occasion. Some take crime fighting like a duck to water... Wow, that phase is definitely me. While others...not so much. Do not despair as these unfortunate heroes will be fortunate enough to be trained by me..." Darkwing then whispers in a quiet voice, "and Gizmoduck." He goes back to talking normally. "The stage has been set." Darkwing looks around. "Actually, maybe not. Why are we here in this rundown warehouse?!"
"We don't want the villains to attack us while we're helping the heroes. I am told that this place is perfect for secret training. It must be the rundown look, nobody will suspect this place to be a hero training ground."
"That or they don't want to spend money on better quality room. Fine, let's get this over with."
"Don't worry Wingy, we'll get through this quick as-" Gizmoduck takes out a very small piece of paper that has the list of heroes in need of their training. The very small piece of paper then unfolds into a very, very long paper that nearly cover the floor. "Lightning?" Gizmoduck sounds confused when he said the last bit. He didn't realise that the list will be that long.
Darkwing facepalms, this will be a long day. "And so begin the heroes training, starting with heroes training number 1," Darkwing says in a depressed tone. He has a feeling that the new heroes are going to be a handful.
A skinny seagull man comes into the room. "I am known as the Tearing Tornado."
"I think I misheard you. You mean tearing as in tearing things apart, not tearing as in tears in your eyes," says Darkwing.
"Nope, I said tearing as in tears in my eyes," says the Tearing Tornado.
Both Darkwing and Gizmoduck have confused look on their faces. "Why that name?" asks Gizmoduck.
Tearing Tornado blows out powerful tornados from his beak. The tornados are very powerful that they blow Darkwing and Gizmoduck away. While blowing out the tornados, tears from Tearing Tornado's eyes come out like a waterfall. When he finishes the attack, his eyes stop tearing up.
"That attack is amazing but why were you crying?" Gizmoduck asks.
"That's how I got my name,"says Tearing Tornado.
"Can you not cry when you attack?" Darkwing says to him.
"Can't, I can't control it. My eyes keep tearing up every time I use my tornado attack. I really need your help. You see, while fighting criminals, I ended up passing out."
"From...?"
"Dehydration"
"You passed out...from dehydration...because you cried too much?" Darkwing asks, he couldn't believe it.
"The fights were very long and I used my attack a lot. I want to know what would be the best solution to this."
Darkwing and Gizmoduck think about it for several minutes. "In battle you have to use your attack which means you need to keep hydrated to avoid passing out," says Gizmoduck.
After hearing this, Darkwing comes up with an idea. He quickly runs out the room and back in with a backpack full of bottle waters. He gives the backpack to the Tearing Tornado and says, "The only way to keep hydrated is to drink plenty of water. Before you set off, make sure you refill your backpack."
"I already tried this, there's a problem with this," says Tearing Tornado.
"And that would be...?"
Tearing Tornado puts on the backpack and tries to get a water bottle from the top of the backpack. He tries really hard to open the backpack but couldn't as he couldn't see behind properly. He takes the backpack off his back, opens the bag and takes a bottle out. "As you see, I couldn't get the bottle when I wear the backpack. I have to take it off. And then it takes several more minutes to open the bag and get a bottle. I doubt any criminal will be patience enough to let me do that while in a fight."
Bushroot, Megavolt and Quackerjack might wait if he ask them nicely. Liquidator would probably do it if Tearing Tornado buy his brand of bottle water. Negaduck and Steelbeak on the other hand... "I see your point," says Darkwing. He looks at Gizmoduck, wondering if the walking dispenser has thought of any idea. Dispenser...? Darkwing hates to admit it but Gizmoduck has gave him an idea. He takes the backpack back. "Then we'll turn this backpack into a easy accessible portable water bottle dispenser." Tearing Tornado looks at Darkwing with a confused look on his face. Is Darkwing crazy? He never heard of such a thing.
"That's a brilliant idea!" says Gizmoduck. "I know the perfect person for this job." Gizmoduck takes the backpack from Darkwing and goes out of the room. After several minutes, he comes back in. "This was your lucky day, it would have taken several hours but the inventor from Duckburg was in St. Canard for a visit so it only took several minutes." Gizmoduck gives the backpack to Tearing Tornado.
The backpack looks the same only there are silver doors on both side of the bag. In front of the silver doors are wired frames shaped like a cup. There is a button at both sides of the bag. Tearing Tornado puts the backpack on. He presses the button on the left side of the bag. The door on the left side of the bag opens and a water bottle comes out and goes into the wired frame. Tearing Tornado easily takes the water bottle out of the wired frame. "This...is...perfect! No more wasting time getting the bottle, I can easily get one fast with this. I can even keep hydrated during battle with this." He runs over to Gizmoduck, shakes his hand and thanking him. He then goes over to Darkwing. "Thanks for this! Sorry I doubted you, I thought you were crazy when you came up with this backpack dispenser." He shakes Darkwing's hand, waves bye to them and goes out.
"Did he thought I was crazy?" Darkwing asks. He can't believed that hero thought he was crazy.
"Maybe he meant it in a good way."
"That isn't a compliment!" Darkwing shouts at Gizmoduck.
After training three newbie heroes (and redirecting an elderly lady who thought this was the hobby crafting event), Darkwing and Gizmoduck are moving onto the next hero.
A teenager wearing plain clothing come in. "I had beaten thousands of regular monsters, hundreds of titan monsters, collected all the legendary weapons, completed all the quests, beat the most difficult super boss, save the world-"
"Hold it right there! I don't believe you!" says Darkwing.
"I can proved it."
"Okay then, show me."
The teenage boy gets out a game console from his bag. He goes over to Darkwing and Gizmoduck, and shows them his game. "See, I'm at maximum level with all skills and magic. And here's the list of monsters I defeated and at the side of the monsters is the number on how many of those monsters I've beaten."
"Wow, you did beat the super boss! I heard he was very difficult to beat even at maximum level," says Gizmoduck.
Darkwing grabs the teenager and carries him to the exit. "This is the training ground for real heroes to be trained by real experts, not a video game! Get outside and get some fresh air and socialise with people!" They reach the exit where Darkwing gives the teenager a piece of paper and whispers very quietly to the teenager, "Here's my email address, send me your strategy on that super boss. I've been having problems with him for nearly a year." He pushes the teenager out.
After training with five more heroes (if you can call it training, I have no idea what they were doing), we are moving on to this hero who look...very embarrassed? His cheeks are blushing red.
"Is there something wrong?" Darkwing asks.
"I...I...I hope you can help me," says the embarrassing hero. "Can you...promise not to laugh?"
"At what?"
"At my super power."
"There isn't a super power so embarrassing that it'll make us laugh."
"Okay, my super power is..." the embarrassing hero starts dancing. His dancing moves are weird, awkward and very embarrassing. When he finishes, he is dressed in the most embarrassing outfit (no one in the whole wide world would want to wear this). Darkwing and Gizmoduck stare at him for a few minutes. Their beaks puff up and they try to cover their beaks with their hands. They try really hard but couldn't hold it. They burst out laughing really hard. "I knew this would happened," says the embarrassing hero.
"You didn't do that in front of the villains, do you?" Darkwing asks, struggling to talk in between laughs.
"Of course not, I don't want them to know my secret identity. I do the dance before going crime fighting."
"I don't blame you, if I have to wear that, I would be too embarrassed to even tell them my name, let alone my secret identity."
"I wasn't the one who made this outfit, it came with this power."
"Look on the bright side, at less you don't have to do that dance again," says Gizmoduck. He finally calms down from the uncontrollable laughers.
"About that...my attacks require me to do different dances before I attack." The embarrassing hero shows them his attacks. His fighting style is like Kung-Fu (or was it Quack-Fu?) only he always does an embarrassing dance before he attack. When he finally attack, his punches and kicks can break even the hardest materials.
Darkwing and Gizmoduck laugh again at his silly dances. "You can't just attack without the dances?" Darkwing asks, still struggling to talk properly in between laughters.
"Without the dances my attack become very weak." The embarrassing hero punches the box. The box remains unharmed.
"It could be worse, you could have an embarrassing weakness," says Gizmoduck, he calms down after laughing too much.
The embarrassing hero goes really bright red when he heard that. Darkwing notices it. "Please tell me your weakness isn't embarrassing," says Darkwing.
"Umm... Nursery rhymes," the embarrassing hero quietly says.
"What?"
"...If someone sing a nursery rhyme, my super power stopped temporary."
Darkwing and Gizmoduck stare at him for several minutes. They burst out laughing. "Nursery rhymes, you kidding me!" Darkwing shouts. Both him and Gizmoduck are rolling on the floor laughing.
"This was a mistake, maybe I should quit being a hero," the embarrassing hero sadly says.
Both Darkwing and Gizmoduck stop laughing and get back on their feet. "Now, now, let's not be too hasty. Your power can be useful," says Darkwing.
"Wingy's right! It doesn't matter what kind of power you got or how bad a weakness you have, the point is that you have the motivation and passion to protect our beloved cities and defend them against criminals that want to harm the innocents. As fellow heroes we help each other to face the most dangerous villains and make sure no harm come to our cities and citizens. We use our power no matter how embarrassing they are to beat the vile criminals and defend the cities as well as the people we cared about," says Gizmoduck.
The embarrassing hero looks at them with big eyes fill with stars. "You guys believe in me... You right! Who care that I look stupid dancing in this outfit, as long as I use it to beat down crimes then it doesn't matter how embarrassing I looked. Thanks!" He goes out with a big smile on his face.
"We did it again Wingy, we helped another hero," says Gizmoduck.
"When I said his power can be useful, I meant that he can lift the mood on the very miserable citizens. He can even make the most depressing person smile and laugh with that outfit and those dance moves of his. But as you said, he can fight crime...by making the criminals laugh. They won't be able to do anything if they laugh too hard. They won't be able to commit crimes because they would be rolling on the floor with laughters," says Darkwing.
"As they always say; laughter is the best medicine."
They go through more training with a few more heroes until they meet with a very stubborn hero.
"So you're here not for the training..." Darkwing still trying to figure out what this hero want.
"I am perfectly trained for fighting crime so I don't need your training. What I need is for you to get rid of my lame weakness," the stubborn hero says to them.
"I'm a crime fighter, not a miracle worker. I can't just snap my fingers and make it go away," Darkwing says angrily.
"If you can't get rid of it then change it."
"Surely your weakness isn't that bad," says Gizmoduck.
"It is bad, it is the most overuse cliche."
"And that would be...?" Darkwing asks.
"...I'm afraid of spiders."
Darkwing and Gizmoduck stare at the stubborn hero. "Is that all?" says Darkwing. He is really annoyed by the stubborn hero.
"Nothing wrong with that, there are others who are also afraid of spiders," says Gizmoduck.
"That's the problem, it is so lame because lots of people are afraid of them. Why can't I have a unique weakness like being weak to radioactive rock or a scientific laser gun-"
"Or fizzy drinks," says Darkwing.
"I want it to be amazing, not stupid," the stubborn hero says to Darkwing.
"I'm sure you can work through this," says Gizmoduck.
"I don't want to work through it, I want it gone now! I'm not going crime fighting until you get rid of it."
"You are being ridiculous," says Darkwing. "We trained a hero that had the most embarrassing weakness and he doesn't complain about it...anymore."
"You just making that up."
"Am not! If we show you that there are others that have the worst weakness than you, you will carry on crime fighting regardless of your weakness."
"Fine but if you can't then you'll going to be my comic relief and sidekick. Your main job will be to make me look good and to help hide my weakness."
"Umm...?" Darkwing is thinking about it. If he's going to be comic relief that would mean he would be the laughing stock. He does not want to look like a fool.
"What's wrong, you're chicken?" The stubborn hero mocks Darkwing by making a chicken sound.
The oldest trick in the book, tricking his victim into accepting the bet by insulting them. Well, it ain't going to work on Darkwing Duck. "That's it! You're on!" On second thought...never mind. Darkwing looks at Gizmoduck and says, "Go get him."
"You mean the hero with the embarrassing power and weakness? I have no idea where he gone."
"You didn't see which way he gone?"
"I afraid not."
Darkwing looks nervous as he realises that he can't prove his point to the stubborn hero. The stubborn hero looks at Darkwing with a big smug look on his face. Darkwing wants to wipe that look off his face... No, he wants to slap that look off his face. Before Darkwing can think of another plan, a loud high pitch scream come out from nowhere. They cover their ears till the screaming stop.
"Is there a damsel in distress?" says Gizmoduck. He is looking around for the source of the scream. A female duck wearing dark clothing and make-up runs through the door. Darkwing and Gizmoduck get themselves ready to fight. They face the door and wait for the villain to come in. They stare in confusion when they see that it's just the Cute Little Lost Bunnies. "Awwww! Are you lost you cute little bunnies?" Gizmoduck finds them very cute.
"They're not cute, they're terrifying! They are horrid little monsters that would stop at nothing to brutality beating you till you breathe your last breath!" shouts the scared female duck. She sounds very scared.
"Really?" asks Gizmoduck, he is very confused.
"She's lying, the Cute Little Lost Bunnies ain't dangerous. Give them to Negaduck and they still be cute and kind...and lost," says Darkwing.
"You don't need to be scared of us. We'll give you a hug to make you feel better," say the Cute Little Lost Bunnies. They run over to the female duck.
"Ahhhhh! Keep away from me!" the female duck screams and runs out of the room. The Cute Little Lost Bunnies follow her.
"Well, that was ridiculous, being afraid of cute and harmless bunnies that can't hurt a fly," says the stubborn hero.
"See, I told you! Being afraid of harmless cute bunnies is worse than being afraid of spiders," says Darkwing.
"What?!"
"Which means I won our little wager," says Darkwing. He is very glad that this random lady came in from out of nowhere. It was good timing. He gives the stubborn hero a very big smile.
The stubborn hero is about to say something but stops. "Fine, guess I should count myself lucky that I'm not afraid of harmless cute bunnies. Come to think of it, spiders can be poisonous which explains why I'm afraid of them so this weakness isn't so lame after all." He lefts the room.
"I have no idea if helping him was a good thing," says Darkwing. If the cities need saving by a stubborn hero that act like a spoiled child then they are in for a tough ride.
After a few more training, Comet Guy comes in. Darkwing quickly runs over to Comet Guy and pushes him toward the door. "But Darkwing I'm here for your training," says Comet Guy.
"You already had training with me. You are perfectly fine," says Darkwing.
"But Darkwing-" Comet Guy couldn't finish his sentence as Darkwing pushes him out of the door. Darkwing goes back inside and goes to where Gizmoduck is.
"You two know each other?" asks Gizmoduck.
"Don't ask," says Darkwing.
"But it sounds like you two know each other."
"Can we change the subject?"
"Umm, it sounds like it is raining cats and dogs. I keep hearing splashing from outside."
"I just saw someone falling into the sea outside. He was falling from high up from the sky."
"Maybe there's a diving competition."
"In this area? I don't think so. I saw no diving board around this place."
Moving on to the next training, the next guy is really powerful as well as fast. He shows off his superpowers, showing he can deal with difficult tasks with ease. When he finishes showing off his superpowers, he laughs maniacally. Darkwing is holding Gizmoduck bridal style, both of them are hugging each other shaking in fear at his insane laugh. They both stare at him with wide shocked eyes.
"That was great but it could do without that maniacally laugh," says Gizmoduck who sounds very nervous.
"Giz, can you get off me now!" shouts a voice that sounds like it is having problem talking.
Gizmoduck looks down at the voice and sees that he is on top of Darkwing who is squash under his weight. "Oh?! Sorry about that Wingy! I didn't realised I jumped on you." He quickly jumps off Darkwing.
Darkwing was doing okay when he was carrying Gizmoduck in his arms but as soon as he noticed that he was carrying Gizmoduck, he fell down under Gizmoduck's weight due to how heavy his armour is. He gets back up but is flat as a pancake. He gets himself back into shape. "You need to work on your laugh. It doesn't sound heroic," Darkwing says to the guy with the maniacally laugh.
"Heroic? I thought this is the try out for villains," says the guy with the maniacally laugh. He shows them the flyer with the address for villains audition.
Gizmoduck looks at it. "I seen that address, it is the warehouse right beside this building. It's just on the other side of that wall," says Gizmoduck and he points to the wall at the far side.
Everything goes quiet for several minutes. "...This is...awkward," says the villain who now realised that he's in the wrong warehouse. "This never happen," he quickly says to Darkwing and Gizmoduck. He rushes right out of the room.
Darkwing finishes dusting himself off. "The next time something spook us out, I'll jump into your arms instead," Darkwing says to Gizmoduck. He quickly covers his beaks when he realises what he just said. "Forgot that, there won't be a next time as nothing spook Darkwing Duck!" He quickly says. It's one thing to accidentally admit to your rival that you are scared, it's another thing to tell your rival that you want to jump into his arms.
"Yeah, sorry about that. That was kinda embarrassing. As that guy said, let's pretend it never happened,"
"Fine by me, let's move on to the next hero- wait a second! Did he says try out for villains?! And it's happening in the warehouse next to us?!"
"That's what it said."
"What are we doing here if there are villains just next door?!"
"Helping train heroes that are new or having problems with fighting crimes."
"Let's make this quick, the sooner we finished, the sooner we can go next door and get dangerous."
Originally this was going to be Darkwing and Gizmoduck training heroes in a random building. Then I asked myself, wouldn't it be funny if they were training the heroes at the same time as the villains doing the audition in the building right next to them. I like that idea and it reminded me of that Justice Ducks episode when Darkwing didn't clearly see the villain's flag. You can think of this story taking place at the same time as my fanfiction Villain Auditions or read it as a standalone.
Lots of ideas came to me while writing this story. All these ideas came from all the cartoons I watched. I also put in references to some of the Darkwing Duck episodes. The idea for Darkwing and Gizmoduck to train heroes is from what I read on the internet. They were going to do a sequel/spinoff cartoon where Darkwing and Gizmoduck train new heroes, but they never make this cartoon.