As a Halloween treat (or trick), here's a super scary chapter of My Immortal! It's no different to any other chapter to be honest, they're all scary. I'm doing the drunk commentary again! Woohoo!

On this day in Harry Potter:

1492: Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington was beheaded

1981: James and Lily Potter were murdered by Lord Voldemort. When he attempted to kill baby Harry, the Killing Curse rebounded, defeating Voldemort for the first time. The first Wizarding War had ended.

1991: The first year Charms class was taught Wingardium Leviosa. Ron Weasley teased Hermione Granger, leading her to hide in the girl's toilets. A troll was released into the castle by Professor Quirrell. Harry and Ron saved Hermione from the troll, which resulted in their becoming friends. Professor Snape attempted to protect the Philosopher's Stone from Quirrell and was attacked by Fluffy the three-headed dog.

1992: The trio attend Nearly Headless Nick's 500th deathday party. Ginny Weasley, under the influence of the diary of Tom Riddle, opens the Chamber of Secrets. Filtch's cat, Mrs Norris, is petrified by the basilisk. A message reads "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE"

1993: Sirius Black gets into Hogwarts castle, passing the Dementors at the entrance by using his Animagus form. He attacks the Fat Lady, guardian of Gryffindor Tower, when she does not let him in to the common room. The students are forced to sleep in the Great Hall while teachers, prefects and ghosts search for him.

1994: Fred and George Weasley use an age potion to cross the age line around the Goblet of Fire. Their plan backfires, leaving them with grey beards. In the evening, the Triwizard Champions are selected: Viktor Krum for Durmstrang, Fleur Delacour for Beauxbatons, Cedric Diggory for Hogwarts, and a surprise fourth champion: Harry Potter.

AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1 u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun (NO! I LOVE WRITING THIS COMMENTARY!) so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 fangz. (Gothic names? For Sirius? Sirius Black sounds a bit gothy to me anyway)

I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Satan. Suddenly I gasped...Draco wuz there!111 (What is Draco doing in the past?)

I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak (I don't know about Lonken Prak, but you are a Lonken Prat) t-shrit and blak eyeliner.

"Draco what da fuk r u dong!111111" I gosped.

"Huh?" he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn't Draco. It was Lucan!1 (Whoa, she even had me going there! Making me think she was more stupid!) He stil had two arms. (… wut? What's that got to do with anything?)

"Oh hi Lucian!1" I sed. "Im Ebony the new student lol we shook handz." (Running commentary. "Hi Lucian I'm the new student we shook hands")

"Yah Satan told me abot you." Lusian said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz (I'll pay you to find me a group of goth guys that I would find attractive). They where siting in a corner kutting. It wuz Serious, Vampire's dad and...Snap! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts (Because apparently, Good Charlotte were around in the 80s, the Marauders were in Hogwarts in the 80s, and Voldemort was their age). "Lizzen I'm in a goth band wif those guys." he said. "Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up. (Of course you are)

"ORLY." I ESKED. (OYA.)

"Yeah." he said. "Were calld XBlakXTearX. (When they tell people the names of their bands in this thing, do they say "I'm in a band called ex-Black-ex-Tear-ex"?) I play teh gutter (Well, you're gonna sleep with Ebony, so you do play in the gutter). Spartacus (DA FUK?) plays da drums" he said ponting to him. "Snap plays the boss (Snape is the boss. If he was a chav, his friends would call him "The Don"). And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring." (Yeah, an early 2000 release date charts as the 80s in this)

"Hey bastards." (HA!) I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin (Didn't we come across this before?). Suddenly I gasped again. "But don't u have a lead singer!" I asked. Lucian looked dawn sadly. (She's gonna be their singer, isn't she?)

"We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists." (What a shame)

"Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1" I gasped. (It's so fucking STUPID!)

"Its okay but we need a new led snigger." Samaro said. (Say whaaaaaa?)

"Wel...I said Im in a bnad myself."

"Rilly?" asked Snap. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111 (He's the fucking gothicist – if that's a word. If not, I just made that shit up - character in Harry Potter you mediocre dunce)

"Yeah were called Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?" (NO, PLEASE GOD NO)

Yeah said everyone. So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11) (Fuck off) Gurn Day.

"I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz." (Heeeeeee!) I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped.

"Enopby? Will u join da band? Plz!1" begged Lucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap.

"Um...ok." I shrugged. "Are we gong to play tonight?" (Um… yeah?)

"Yah." they said.

"Ok." I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit (Of course you did!). I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time (THE FUCKING TIME TONER YOU PRAT!). Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz...Morty Mcfli!1 (WHAT THE FUCK?) He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans. (Even Michael J Fox is a bloody goth!)

"What da hell r u dong here!11" I asked.

"I wil help u go frowad in tim Enoby." (I bet she'd like to go forward in Tim!*wink wink nudge nudge!*) he said siriusly Den...he took out a blak tim machine (Yeah). I went in2 it and...sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111 (I don't know why she's so surprised, it is a TIME MACHINE!)

What are you doing/who are you being for Halloween?