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Me: Hi, my name is Jennifer. And I'm a Twilightholic. I'm also a Jasperholic and an Edwardholic
Edward, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Jacob, Emmett: Welcome, Jennifer!
Twin: Erm….Hi, my name is Twin, and I'm….a…..EDWARDHOLIC! THERE! I SAID IT! MAKE THE VOICES STOP!!
Alice: there there.
Edward: welcome to the group. Now go sit in that chair over there, the one that is all the way across the room from me.

Motto: idk but I don't own Twilight.

Chapter 36: Damn Kids

We walked through the bushes and onto another path when we came up to a large pen with elephants. "Ewww." We all said at the smell. The elephants were standing by a large tree eating the leaves. One was standing by the pond with its trunk in the water. We all just sat there, staring at the elephants, until Emmett and Jacob looked at each other. "I can't lift more than YOU!" they yelled at the same time, and then looked around to make sure no one was watching, and then climbed over the fence into the elephant pen. I looked at Jasper.

"Do you think there is any exhibit we visit that we wouldn't disrupt??" I asked Jasper. He sighed and said "With Emmett? No way." And we laughed.

Jacob walked over to the middle sized elephant and put his hand under the elephant. He raised the elephant up, who started making noises and kicking. Jacob trembled under the effort, while Emmett slid his hand under the largest elephant—which was HUGE—and lifted it up with ease. He stayed like that with no effort. We heard a thump noise, and turned around to see the little kid with the camera, eyes huge, mouth open, and he had dropped his camera on the ground.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!" the kid yelled, running away. Jacob dropped the elephant, letting out a large breath. Emmett laughed, and then he set his elephant down. Emmett was laughing hysterically, pointing at Jacob, when water sprayed across the pen and drenched Emmett. He stopped laughing, and looked to where Jacob was standing, holding an elephant's trunk, laughing. Emmett lunged at Jacob and the next thing we knew, they were wrestling around in the pond. We heard whistles then, and I saw a bunch of security guards running down the path up ahead.

"Time to go!" Jasper yelled, letting me jump on his back. Jasper and I ran away, while Jacob and Emmett were still in the pen. From down the path Jasper and I saw Emmett run over to the elephant that had his trunk in the pond, and grabbed his trunk, and pointed it at the security guards. The elephant sprayed water everywhere, drenching the security guards.

(the same) Random Security Guard's POV:

Damn kids.

Bella's POV:

Jacob and Emmett climbed the fence and jumped down, and ran away after Jasper and I. After 5 minutes, we stopped, and Jacob ran up to us. "Where's Emmett??" I asked him with an eyebrow raised.

"Right her—oh shit." He said, and Jasper and I groaned at the thought of Emmett off in the zoo ALONE. "Okay—let's not panic. How much trouble could he really get into?" Jacob said. Jasper and I exchanged a look, before we looked at Jacob.
"Emmett broke a fish tank by touching it.........30 seconds into the exhibit." I said, and Jacob's eyes widened. "Okay.....so where would Emmett go in a zoo?" he asked, thinking. Jasper and I looked at each other, "The bears." We said, and then ran towards the bear pens.

"Surprise, surprise." Jasper staid as we walked up to the pen.

"Oh, hey guys!!" Emmett waved from inside the bear pen. He had taken his attention away from the mauling bear, and the bear smacked him in the chest. He turned back towards the bear and roared in its face. The bear lunged at Emmett, and he jumped to the other side of it, and hit it in the back. "Thankfully no one's over here." I mumbled, but then heard a gasp. We turned around and saw the same little boy with the camera. Luckily the lens cap was on.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!" he yelled, running off.

Jacob watched with a disgusted face. Jasper just rolled his eyes. "Emmett, get out of there. I'm going to tell Rosalie what REALLY happened to her mirror if you even THINK about eating that bear!" Emmett froze for a moment, and then jumped out of the bear pen.

"You suck." He simply said, and then walked off. We followed Emmett into another exhibit, and I saw monkeys.

There were tons of little monkeys with long tails all over the place. They were actually cute, not those ugly chimps. Emmett's smile grew as he pulled something out of his back pocket.

"Emmett—NO!" I said, shaking my head as he peeled the banana.
"Come on, Bella. They love this stuff!" he broke off a piece of the banana and threw it in the cage to the monkeys. It hit a monkey, and its head snapped over to where Emmett was standing. He broke off a couple more pieces and threw them to the monkey. Let me just tell you, the monkey looked pissed.

"MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!" we heard the same little boy yell from behind us. He was staring fearfully at Emmett.

"WHAT?! ARE YOU STALKING ME?!?!" Emmett yelled in his face. The kid ran off crying.

Then the monkey grabbed a piece of the banana and threw it at Emmett. It picked up the rest of the pieces and started pelting him and Jacob with banana. Emmett threw Jacob a banana and they broke off more pieces and threw them back at the monkey. At the same time, the monkey was throwing the pieces that they threw at it.

Suddenly, the monkey just.....stopped. It put on this cute little innocent expression. Awwww. Emmett and Jacob continued to throw banana at it.

"WHY ARE YOU THROWING BANANAS AT THE MONKEY?!?!?!" someone yelled at Jacob and Emmett.

I looked over to see a security guard standing behind them. He reached out to grab them by the arms, but they were quicker. They jutted out of the way, and ran down the path. I jumped on Jasper's back and we ran after them with the security guard chasing us. We were all about to turn onto a pathway, when we saw more security guards running down it. It was the only way to go. But we looked behind us and saw a closed off pathway that said "Authorized Personnel Only." With a chain across two waist-high poles. We jumped over the chain and ran down the path.

(same) Random Security Guard's POV:

Damn Kids.

Bella's POV:

We ran into a room that had a LOT of controls in it, and a bunch of TV screens. Emmett watched the screens and we saw security guards running everywhere. "Emmett, grab the video tape of today." Jasper said, and Emmett examined the controls and took out the security footage of today and crushed the evidence.

He looked at the controls again, and smiled when he saw a couple cool-looking buttons. He hit them all in a sequence, and then there was a LOUD buzzing sound. We looked at the screen, which now read, "ANIMAL PENS OPEN". I gasped.

"Emmett, what did you do?!"

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SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG! I wrote half of it, then had writer's block. Then got unblocked! lawlz