Did that stupid cat urinate on me again?
Tom isn't stupid.
Stop calling it that!
But that's his name.
Ah-ha so you admit it!
I meant his nickname. Either way that's what I call him so get used to it.
Fine. Did Tom pee on me again?
No.
Then what is that smell?
Urine.
You just said it wasn't!
No. I said it wasn't Tom. This time a rat peed on you.
A rat!? Why are you keeping me near rats? Aren't I in enough danger from all your imaginary animals without you putting me in the path of real ones too?
I'm not keeping you near rats.
Then how did a rat pee on me?
He wasn't a wild rat. He's a pet. I was talking to Ginny and she was looking after her brothers rat Scabbers. He got away at one point and crawled into my bag. Unfortunately he decided that would be the best place to relieve himself.
That is disgusting!
You're not the only book that got wet you know.
I bet I'm the only one that cared.
Probably. It looks like he may have gnawed on you a little bit too.
Maybe you should introduce it to Tom? the cat can make itself useful and gnaw on it.
That's not very nice Tom. It's just a harmless little rat. He didn't know any better.
I don't care. I hate rats. Especially ones that dare to chew on me.
Stop being so over dramatic.
I'm not.
Are too.
Am not.
You're such a child.
I know you are but what am I?
Really Tom? Is that how you're going to behave now?
Oh just go away.
Fine. Good day.
That stupid rat had better pray I never get my hands on it.
You don't even have hands.
And at this rate I never will.
Such a baby.
Chapter for kgfinkel who asked for Scabbers to pee and chew on the diary. :)
I would also like to give a very special thanks to Dan534 who is translating this story to French. (I am amazingly excited about this!) Thanks Dan.