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Dear Mom and Dad,

I'm writing to let you know that I met an amazing girl named Zoey and we've been together since season four, I think you'd like her! I made a necklace for her last season and I think my personalities are finally under control and that's pretty great becau-

Yo Ma and Pop,

Vito here. I'm takin' over writin this letter for Mike! He's super boring and has a really dull girlfriend. If he wants a hottie he should be datin that Anne Maria chick. That girl is fine and has a butt that any guy would be lucky to use as a pillow, if ya know what I'm sayin'

Anyway, when I'm around I know how to get all the girls. The pool is great. It's the perfect place to check out bikini broads and get a great tan! I met this one gal named Lindsay and I took her in the outhouse and I banged her until sh-

Mommy & Daddy,

I zam so sorry zat Vito tried to write zhis to you! I canznot believez that he would he say zheese things! Do not worry, I czan make sure zhat he does not do anyzhing to harm Mike! I happen to really like zhis galfriend of his, she is so szweet an I love painting toenails zwith her! You know who iz cute? Zat Alejandro anz I thinzk dat he iz cute! Do yzou thin-

Dear Mom and Dad,

I'm sorry that these two write obnoxious things! Back in my day we didn't write letters like this, we actually called our parents and told them what was going on in our lives! We took the time to actually communicate! The food here sucks, I could find better food in the dumpster then the garbage that Chef guy makes! Oh, let's not forget about the beds in here. The rooms are so small and you can hear the person next door walking around and when you want them to put carpet on the floor so it's not so loud and they refuse! I hate people who aren't up for compromise! I wish they would just let Mike bring his body home, these beds they are so uncomfortable! I think Fred Flinstone had softer beds and don't even ge-

G'day folks,

Manitoba here! Ignore the old geezer! Mikey is doing just fine with that nice little Shelia he's dating! I think that Mike is doing a fantastic job about here! He's always respecting the Sheila's. His girl is extremely beautiful, I asked her if she'd like to take a walk with me, because ya know? I'm stuck in Mike's body and I think he should share! You should have really taught him! I'm happy for him. I'm just not fond of him getting all the credit for everything! I found the treasure, I always find the good stuff and he just seems to take it all away from me...I'd much rather have control then sit around and play cards with Svetlana, now that's one Sheila that I wouldn't dream of dating ever! She says she's some hidden treasure, that's one treasure that can stay hidden if you ask me! I think tha-

I think they all need to shut up!

Sup Douchebags,

Thanks for sending me to Juvie and putting Mike on medication to 'Get Rid of me' as you can see that worked well, Haha. So, Anyway I have control of this body and I'll do what I want with it. Mike is wasting this body when I can do so much more with it. I met my friend Duncan from Juvie, you remember him? My little Juvie bitch that I used to write to you about? You better hope that I never see you again or I'll burn the house down while you sleep! Do you understand what you've done? Because of you I am now forc-

it's pretty great to finally have full control of my life again and I can't wait for you to meet Zoey! You'll really like her, she makes me so happy. She's the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

love always,

Mike

Uh...and Vito, Svetlana, Chester, Manitoba and...Oh god, Mal.

P.S. I just now realized they did this! When I get home, I really need to talk to the doctor about getting stronger medication! Can we just forget about what they wrote? I mean, Chris won't give me any more paper...

Well how was that? I think I have Dakota left? Maybe Chef and Chris? I need to re-read names and shit. See who I'm missing LOL I tried with Svetlana's accent. I'm just kinda bad at that so I apologize in advance. a lot of you have been asking me to do Mike for awhile and I didn't think I could do it because in all honesty Mike was never a favorite of Mine and then Mal came along and had a sexy voice and he became easier for me to tolerate. lol